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There's a hole in the wall. A Portal.

SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless.Registered User regular
edited October 2007 in Social Entropy++
Guys, this game seems fucking awesome.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    man

    I cannot afford to be buying this AND Guitar hero 3 AND Going to Halloween Horror Nights

    just buy this then

    okay here's the reasons why you're a dumbface

    1) Guitar Hero 3

    2) I'm taking a smoking hottie to halloween etc

    3) Very good chance of bone

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    edited October 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    man

    I cannot afford to be buying this AND Guitar hero 3 AND Going to Halloween Horror Nights

    just buy this then

    okay here's the reasons why you're a dumbface

    1) Guitar Hero 3

    2) I'm taking a smoking hottie to halloween etc

    3) Very good chance of bone

    ok

    just buy this and go to HHN

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    zephypoo I believe you missed number one

    here it is again

    1) Guitar Hero 3

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    edited October 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    zephypoo I believe you missed number one

    here it is again

    1) Guitar Hero 3

    i am not seeing why this is a good reason not to get

    Half Life 2 + Episode 1 and 2
    Portal
    Team Fortress 2

    i mean

    you'd rather pretend to be playing a guitar over pure win?

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    zephypoo I believe you missed number one

    here it is again

    1) Guitar Hero 3

    i am not seeing why this is a good reason not to get

    Half Life 2 + Episode 1 and 2
    Portal
    Team Fortress 2

    i mean

    you'd rather pretend to be playing a guitar over pure win?


    I have half-life 2 already but from i hear of ep1+2, there's not enough gameplay time to validate the money spent

    plus I'm not an EFF PEE ESSS type dude

    I'd play the fuck out of portal but man, it's behind those other 2 things something fierce

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Is anyone else havin a problem with it not letting you play?

    I bought the orange box over steam and I preloaded it like 4 days ago, and it says I have 0 time left to wait, but it wont play. I just says its unreleased.

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    see

    steam

    I was right to not partake

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Linksville wrote: »

    because you aren't a mod

    This is actually a question that I wanted answered, duder.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Lardalish wrote: »
    Is anyone else havin a problem with it not letting you play?

    I bought the orange box over steam and I preloaded it like 4 days ago, and it says I have 0 time left to wait, but it wont play. I just says its unreleased.

    restart steam.

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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    weighted faithful companion cube, noooo

    nnnoooooooooo

    Kadith wrote: »
    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Schattenjägers Gon' SchattenjägeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    on Steam's website, it says that Portal is 20 bucks stand alone.

    sounds good to me. unless the game is short.

    also, can't run it.

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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    on Steam's website, it says that Portal is 20 bucks stand alone.

    sounds good to me. unless the game is short.

    also, can't run it.

    It is very very short by appearances

    Had it unlocked for 1h45m and I'm on the last test which will, at a guess, take about half an hour

    But then there are bonus levels and challenges, and achievements and the inevitable custom maps soooo

    I wouldn't pay $20 for it but I would pay $45 for it, TF2, and ep2 (well $50 now I guess)

    Kadith wrote: »
    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    apparently its review score has been decreased because it is short

    dang

    lost sale, Valve

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    edited October 2007
    wait does Portal have an editor or something?

    for funzie times?

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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    wait does Portal have an editor or something?

    for funzie times?

    I don't know if it has one now but the only reason it wouldn't have one sooner or later would be that gabe newell was replaced by his evil twin brother llewen ebag or something

    that was funnier in my head

    Kadith wrote: »
    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    edited October 2007
    Ledneh wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    wait does Portal have an editor or something?

    for funzie times?

    I don't know if it has one now but the only reason it wouldn't have one sooner or later would be that gabe newell was replaced by his evil twin brother llewen ebag or something

    that was funnier in my head

    it was funny

    and i am crying from laughing

    because i read that after looking at this
    Spoiler:

    hahaha oh my god

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited October 2007
    Linksville wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Linksville wrote: »

    because you aren't a mod

    This is actually a question that I wanted answered, duder.

    the answer is fuck you

  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I have too many things to play tonight.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited October 2007
    yeah

    it's happening already

    i'm still playing halo and i still have some things to do in skate, but i'm gonna get this and i haven't finished metroid prime 3 yet and i should finish bioshock and before long rock band and mass effect and assassin's creed and the ds zelda are coming

  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    yeah

    it's happening already

    i'm still playing halo and i still have some things to do in skate, but i'm gonna get this and i haven't finished metroid prime 3 yet and i should finish bioshock and before long rock band and mass effect and assassin's creed and the ds zelda are coming

    I think we might die Knob. I get my 360 in less than a week too....

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  • bentbent Registered User
    edited October 2007
    is the orange box out for the 360 today

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited October 2007
    i don't know

    i keep asking and i guess some people already have it but i don't know

  • bentbent Registered User
    edited October 2007
    I asked in GAME the other day and they said it was coming out on the 19th but I didn't believe them

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Well I just got the dual portal-gun.

    I'm stuck in a room with... well there's a set of stairs off to the left, that lead to a small but empty room. Then in front of me the floor is made out of that black, un-portal-able material except for the very end, which is then followed by a glass wall with a forcefield on top. Behind the glass wall is another puzzle room, with an energy ball launcher.

    Not sure if anyone can tell where that is. Doesn't seem to have a number.

  • bentbent Registered User
    edited October 2007
    OMG SPOILERS

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    I have it, I think I am near the end. I'm stuck though.
    Spoiler:

  • LegacyLegacy Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Doc wrote: »
    I have it, I think I am near the end. I'm stuck though.
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:


    Some thoughts:

    Portal was great.

    I <3 the ending.

    I want that song.

    It's rather short, though.

    *This space for rent.*
  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Legacy wrote: »
    Doc wrote: »
    I have it, I think I am near the end. I'm stuck though.
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:


    Some thoughts:

    Portal was great.

    I <3 the ending.

    I want that song.

    It's rather short, though.

    Yeah its pretty short .... I'm up to last level and taking a break for a minute :S. Think I MIGHT know what to do...

  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    zephypoo I believe you missed number one

    here it is again

    1) Guitar Hero 3

    i am not seeing why this is a good reason not to get

    Half Life 2 + Episode 1 and 2
    Portal
    Team Fortress 2

    i mean

    you'd rather pretend to be playing a guitar over pure win?


    I have half-life 2 already but from i hear of ep1+2, there's not enough gameplay time to validate the money spent

    plus I'm not an EFF PEE ESSS type dude

    I'd play the fuck out of portal but man, it's behind those other 2 things something fierce

    EP1 was fucking awesome man. Sure it was short, but it was just 20$. Plus, you now get EP1 AND 2, Portal and TF2 for the price of one regular game.
    Me, for even less, because the dollar is so deliciously weak compared to the euro <3

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  • ArtreusArtreus Hey kids, want some drugs?Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    yeah just beat it.. it was short but fun. I am going to find the song from the end because it was pretty great.

    Also there is an easter egg in the game if you pay close enough attention.
    Spoiler:


    Ps. The cake is a lie

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
  • LegacyLegacy Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Artreus wrote: »
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

    There are a few easter eggs...
    Spoiler:

    Use it on http://www.aperturescience.com/

    *This space for rent.*
  • ArtreusArtreus Hey kids, want some drugs?Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Legacy wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

    Yeah, that is what I was talking about. Nothing big, but nifty.

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Okay, heres the deal.

    I have a gift of half life 2 and HL2 ep1 that I can give to someone.

    But I don't know who wants/needs/deserves it.

    So if someone wants it, I'll consider it but I also have a friend from the real world who might be interested in taking them off my hands.

  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    The ending of portal was splendid

    especially the song

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  • ArtreusArtreus Hey kids, want some drugs?Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Yes the song. But man. That game had some creepy to it. Like the sentries? Creepy as shit

    Little girls man...

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    So, is this game heavy on the graphics cards?

    Last couple games I tried to install were like, NO

    Then I would try to start it again and again it was like NO

    http://www.botsnthings.com/
    I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!

  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Artreus wrote: »
    Yes the song. But man. That game had some creepy to it. Like the sentries? Creepy as shit

    Little girls man...
    Yes holy shit

    Please put me down

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  • ArtreusArtreus Hey kids, want some drugs?Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I don't blame you

    But yeah, I am really liking the sense of humor valve has been bringing to its games. First Team fortress 2 and the characters/character videos. Now portal. It is great.

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    I like the new main menu screen after you beat the game

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  • ArtreusArtreus Hey kids, want some drugs?Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    That was pretty awesome. But seriously.

    Fuck portal and the "just one more level" thing. I was supposed to go to sleep like 4 hours ago. But I just had to keep seeing what comes next. Now I have to go to class on no sleep. wooo.

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
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