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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Boooo tynic :(

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    What the fuck....? What makes her thing she has any business emailing you? Were you friends prior or is she just massively overstepping a boundary?

    "If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Here is what you do to anyone connected with your ex

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=yxcqMrAEcpI

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    had to cock block a budgie last night

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    What the fuck....? What makes her thing she has any business emailing you? Were you friends prior or is she just massively overstepping a boundary?

    It is
    a very complicated story
    And not overstepping, but I hadn't heard from her in about two years and I was totally ok with that.

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    What the fuck....? What makes her thing she has any business emailing you? Were you friends prior or is she just massively overstepping a boundary?

    It is
    a very complicated story
    And not overstepping, but I hadn't heard from her in about two years and I was totally ok with that.

    Ah the good ol " Hey do you remember that knife, in case you forgot I just thought's I'd give it a quick twist again real quick" call?

    Steam! Battlenet:Wisemantobes#1508
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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Send her an e-mail back that says "fuck you I build robots"

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Alternatively "He's still with you huh? Well, there's no accounting for bad taste I suppose"

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Just got a chirpy email from the girlfriend of an ex. Excuse me while I go stick my head in a bucket of sand.

    hug yo, hug

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    nic you know my solution to problems like this

    gimmie her email address so that i may forward her one (1) up close picture of my bhole

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    edited February 2015
    Hmm, tynic's tale of unwanted email makes me glad in retrospect that I listened my instincts and didn't send an email of general support to an old from from high school, after I learned that my asshole brother probably harassed her. While support is usually good, hearing from me after so long, and associating it with my asshole brother's behavior, probably would not have been welcome. I'm not the correct person to write that email to her, it should come from her current buddies.

    Cambiata on
    "If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    I went on a few dates with a guy years ago, and got an email from his ex-girlfriend saying how I should give him a chance, and he was such a nice guy, and he really liked me and how he would treat me like a princess.

    No no no. I don't wanna be no princess.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Yeah, we see you post pictures of Liz, not Kate.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Or Emma Watson.

    IF RUMOURS ARE TO BE BELIEVED.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Darn straight!

    That rumour ain't real, sorry blake!

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Well odd I got a message from someone that is nearly 100% on OKC
    I am 2 feet taller than her though

    Hey, foot and a half here.

    I'm extremely tall though.

    I am a little over 2m tall
    I can grab the net on a basketball hoop while standing flat footed
    I do sadly hit my head on the top of doors and cabinets

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Blake T wrote: »
    Or Emma Watson.

    IF RUMOURS ARE TO BE BELIEVED.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2015
    All rumours are real, it's whether or not they are true.

    Blake T on
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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Well odd I got a message from someone that is nearly 100% on OKC
    I am 2 feet taller than her though

    Hey, foot and a half here.

    I'm extremely tall though.

    I am a little over 2m tall
    I can grab the net on a basketball hoop while standing flat footed
    I do sadly hit my head on the top of doors and cabinets

    Okay wow.

    I'm just about exactly 2m tall. I never meet anyone taller than me. That's impressive.

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    I went on a few dates with a guy years ago, and got an email from his ex-girlfriend saying how I should give him a chance, and he was such a nice guy, and he really liked me and how he would treat me like a princess.

    No no no. I don't wanna be no princess.

    It's queen or nothing, eh?

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I went on a few dates with a guy years ago, and got an email from his ex-girlfriend saying how I should give him a chance, and he was such a nice guy, and he really liked me and how he would treat me like a princess.

    No no no. I don't wanna be no princess.

    It's queen or nothing, eh?

    More like, respected as a person.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I went on a few dates with a guy years ago, and got an email from his ex-girlfriend saying how I should give him a chance, and he was such a nice guy, and he really liked me and how he would treat me like a princess.

    No no no. I don't wanna be no princess.

    It's queen or nothing, eh?

    More like, respected as a person.

    I thought this was a given.
    At least I thought it was one of those things you just not think of when you talk to them.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I went on a few dates with a guy years ago, and got an email from his ex-girlfriend saying how I should give him a chance, and he was such a nice guy, and he really liked me and how he would treat me like a princess.

    No no no. I don't wanna be no princess.

    It's queen or nothing, eh?

    Pretty much what I expect out of a relationship

    Bring forth one of the younger princes

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I went on a few dates with a guy years ago, and got an email from his ex-girlfriend saying how I should give him a chance, and he was such a nice guy, and he really liked me and how he would treat me like a princess.

    No no no. I don't wanna be no princess.

    It's queen or nothing, eh?

    More like, respected as a person.

    It was a joke on the queen pictures you always post. :p

    Yes, I agree anyone who is going to "treat you like a princess" is probably someone to avoid.

    Especially when you are told so by an Ex. That is obviously not a normal dynamic.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    I do love posting pictures of Liz!

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Just got a chirpy email from the girlfriend of an ex. Excuse me while I go stick my head in a bucket of sand.

    Hey so I have these boots with steel in the toes if you need something/one stomped

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    Just got a chirpy email from the girlfriend of an ex. Excuse me while I go stick my head in a bucket of sand.

    Hey so I have these boots with steel in the toes if you need something/one stomped

    Just in the toes?

    What about the sole made entirely of pointy steel spikes?

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    Just got a chirpy email from the girlfriend of an ex. Excuse me while I go stick my head in a bucket of sand.

    Hey so I have these boots with steel in the toes if you need something/one stomped

    Just in the toes?

    What about the sole made entirely of pointy steel spikes?

    That's @Metalbourne 's department :3

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Oh crap this girl I just started talking to last night

    well her birthday is apparently next Saturday

    what do I do what do I do what do I do

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    it's not even enough time to ask Danswers or MBMBAM what do I do

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    wish her a happy birthday and maybe give her a card?

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Yeah, card right? Assuming we get acquaintance-close by then?

    Maybe we go out Friday and then I give her a card so I'm not in the way of her hanging out with her friends who are actually close to her?

    This is a social minefield I'm not prepared for!

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    You need to prove your worth to her. Send her a picture of your wallet stuffed with money and magnums

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    So do... the opposite... of whatever Clint Eastwood says. Got it! This is helpful, guys.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Then, the next time you see her, drop your wallet so the rubbers fall out and yell, oh no, I dropped my monster condoms for my magnum dong.

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    LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    Wrong magnum, you're supposed to show your wallet full of money and .357 magnums.

    You think Clint Eastwood would know.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    MAGNUM_classic_lg.jpg

    It'd work for me.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    MAGNUM_classic_lg.jpg

    It'd work for me.

    Not all melted and squeezed into my wallet, though.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    You've got a point, I'll give you that.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Oh crap this girl I just started talking to last night

    well her birthday is apparently next Saturday

    what do I do what do I do what do I do

    a s k h e r

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