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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Leitner wrote: »
    Guys, if you crack open an egg and there is a lumpy tiny white thing in it.
    What is it?
    And can I still cook the eggs and eat them?

    Chicken (well you'd hope) fetus. I wouldn't consume it.

    That would be rather impossible since you're eating an unfertilized egg. Unless it was the chicken Jesus.

    moniker on
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  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Eggs = chicken periods

    Sami on
    Preacher wrote:
    That's the kicker, not only is our healthcare not cutting mustard we are overpaying for shitty healthcare. We have the olive garden of healthcare.
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Obo: such a short reply probably means they have either already found someone or that there's a lot of other people contacting them. I think I would be like VC, unless I knew you were the famous Oboro of PA-fame.

    Aldo on
    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • Mmmm... Cocks...Mmmm... Cocks... Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Guys, if you crack open an egg and there is a lumpy tiny white thing in it.
    What is it?
    And can I still cook the eggs and eat them?

    Chicken (well you'd hope) fetus. I wouldn't consume it.

    That would be rather impossible since you're eating an unfertilized egg. Unless it was the chicken Jesus.
    Well occasionally some sneak in there.
    You've never heard of a friend/friends mom cracking an egg and dropping a little dead chick onto the pan?

    Mmmm... Cocks... on
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  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    So... I hear the egg came first.

    RichardTauber on
  • ElkiElki learned nothing, and forgotten nothing Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2007
    So... I hear the egg came first.

    And left the chicken to finish itself.

    Elki on
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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Guys, if you crack open an egg and there is a lumpy tiny white thing in it.
    What is it?
    And can I still cook the eggs and eat them?

    Chicken (well you'd hope) fetus. I wouldn't consume it.

    That would be rather impossible since you're eating an unfertilized egg. Unless it was the chicken Jesus.

    Usually, if it's battery eggs almost certainly but it does occasionally occur with organic. Especially with the smaller farms.

    Leitner on
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Guys, if you crack open an egg and there is a lumpy tiny white thing in it.
    What is it?
    And can I still cook the eggs and eat them?

    Chicken (well you'd hope) fetus. I wouldn't consume it.

    That would be rather impossible since you're eating an unfertilized egg. Unless it was the chicken Jesus.
    Well occasionally some sneak in there.
    You've never heard of a friend/friends mom cracking an egg and dropping a little dead chick onto the pan?

    Nope, and I have a pretty big family. There's barely room in those cages for the hen, how the fuck could a cock get in there and get busy?

    moniker on
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  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Guys, if you crack open an egg and there is a lumpy tiny white thing in it.
    What is it?
    And can I still cook the eggs and eat them?

    Chicken (well you'd hope) fetus. I wouldn't consume it.

    That would be rather impossible since you're eating an unfertilized egg. Unless it was the chicken Jesus.
    Well occasionally some sneak in there.
    You've never heard of a friend/friends mom cracking an egg and dropping a little dead chick onto the pan?

    No, and that would be terrifying and insanely cool at the same time.

    Sami on
    Preacher wrote:
    That's the kicker, not only is our healthcare not cutting mustard we are overpaying for shitty healthcare. We have the olive garden of healthcare.
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Communications expert for the millennial generation Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Guys, if you crack open an egg and there is a lumpy tiny white thing in it.
    What is it?
    And can I still cook the eggs and eat them?

    Chicken (well you'd hope) fetus. I wouldn't consume it.

    That would be rather impossible since you're eating an unfertilized egg. Unless it was the chicken Jesus.
    Well occasionally some sneak in there.
    You've never heard of a friend/friends mom cracking an egg and dropping a little dead chick onto the pan?
    No, men cook too!
    Yes, I have. D:
    You guys almost ruined chicken for me with the period thing.

    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud on
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Man, I want Oboro to move in with me. We would be the bestest friends.

    And then we would have a falling out after a fierce argument over who would be the prettiest princess.

    Quid on
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    So... I hear the egg came first.

    I heard it was the red asian jungle fowl.
    :P

    moniker on
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  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Guys, if you crack open an egg and there is a lumpy tiny white thing in it.
    What is it?
    And can I still cook the eggs and eat them?

    Chicken (well you'd hope) fetus. I wouldn't consume it.

    That would be rather impossible since you're eating an unfertilized egg. Unless it was the chicken Jesus.
    Well occasionally some sneak in there.
    You've never heard of a friend/friends mom cracking an egg and dropping a little dead chick onto the pan?

    No, and that would be terrifying and insanely cool at the same time.

    It happened to me once. I screamed like a man.

    RichardTauber on
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Guys, if you crack open an egg and there is a lumpy tiny white thing in it.
    What is it?
    And can I still cook the eggs and eat them?

    Chicken (well you'd hope) fetus. I wouldn't consume it.

    That would be rather impossible since you're eating an unfertilized egg. Unless it was the chicken Jesus.
    Well occasionally some sneak in there.
    You've never heard of a friend/friends mom cracking an egg and dropping a little dead chick onto the pan?
    No, men cook too!
    Yes, I have. D:
    You guys almost ruined chicken for me with the period thing.

    Avian menstruation is delicious, get over it.

    Sami on
    Preacher wrote:
    That's the kicker, not only is our healthcare not cutting mustard we are overpaying for shitty healthcare. We have the olive garden of healthcare.
  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2007
    haha I totally need to include that

    YES! This is the Oboro you know and love!
    YES! You can live shoulder-to-shoulder with her!
    YES! This arrangement won't cost you a dime!

    Oboro on
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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Frozen Tundra NYCRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Doesn't change the fact that a mushroom/spinach/tomato and cheese omlete is still delicious.

    Casual Eddy on
    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    So... I hear the egg came first.

    I heard it was the red asian jungle fowl.
    :P

    That's not an argument! YOU CHEATED!

    RichardTauber on
  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2007
    Quid wrote: »
    Man, I want Oboro to move in with me. We would be the bestest friends.

    And then we would have a falling out after a fierce argument over who would be the prettiest princess.
    if you want to be the prettiest princess that is cool but when I concede that I tend to get pretty possessive of my other qualities you know qualities like my ability to be a stone-cold bitch and let me tell you something I own handcuffs

    princesses often get kidnapped and locked up

    it's a fact of life sweetie

    don't mess

    Oboro on
    words
  • ElkiElki learned nothing, and forgotten nothing Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2007
    I better go catch my ride; see you all later.

    Elki on
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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    This chat name sucks. It is the opposite of me today!

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Oboro wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Man, I want Oboro to move in with me. We would be the bestest friends.

    And then we would have a falling out after a fierce argument over who would be the prettiest princess.
    if you want to be the prettiest princess that is cool but when I concede that I tend to get pretty possessive of my other qualities you know qualities like my ability to be a stone-cold bitch and let me tell you something I own handcuffs

    princesses often get kidnapped and locked up

    it's a fact of life sweetie

    don't mess

    And no matter what castle you're in

    the princess is always in another one.

    Church on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Frozen Tundra NYCRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    what if I want a prince

    a prince that cooks really well and has a steady paycheck and is ok with me staying home and playing video games

    also he has nice hair

    Casual Eddy on
    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Oboro wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Man, I want Oboro to move in with me. We would be the bestest friends.

    And then we would have a falling out after a fierce argument over who would be the prettiest princess.
    if you want to be the prettiest princess that is cool but when I concede that I tend to get pretty possessive of my other qualities you know qualities like my ability to be a stone-cold bitch and let me tell you something I own handcuffs

    princesses often get kidnapped and locked up

    it's a fact of life sweetie

    don't mess

    I thought you liked to be the one in handcuffs, though.

    yalborap on
  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    This chat name sucks. It is the opposite of me today!

    Me too. I demand change!

    RichardTauber on
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2007
    I wish I could think of a way to wire my computer to one of my TVs. The RCA video wire is a different composition than the RCA sound-wires, isn't it?

    ViolentChemistry on
    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited October 2007
    People who don’t want to eat something after discovering what it’s composed of are funny. You thought it was delicious all that time before; how does this new information change things?

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    yalborap wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Man, I want Oboro to move in with me. We would be the bestest friends.

    And then we would have a falling out after a fierce argument over who would be the prettiest princess.
    if you want to be the prettiest princess that is cool but when I concede that I tend to get pretty possessive of my other qualities you know qualities like my ability to be a stone-cold bitch and let me tell you something I own handcuffs

    princesses often get kidnapped and locked up

    it's a fact of life sweetie

    don't mess

    I thought you liked to be the one in handcuffs, though.

    Both of them can be in handcuffs then, and they will be like "Oh shit how do we get out of them now!?"

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2007
    what if I want a prince

    a prince that cooks really well and has a steady paycheck and is ok with me staying home and playing video games

    also he has nice hair

    Two out of four. I fail. That's okay, I'd want you to have tits and a vagina so it's for the best.

    ViolentChemistry on
    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Frozen Tundra NYCRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    People who don’t want to eat something after discovering what it’s composed of are funny. You thought it was delicious all that time before; how does this new information change things?

    Ice cream is actually made out of feces. Yuck.

    Casual Eddy on
    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    People who don’t want to eat something after discovering what it’s composed of are funny. You thought it was delicious all that time before; how does this new information change things?

    Ice cream is actually made out of feces. Yuck.

    D:

    RichardTauber on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    People who don’t want to eat something after discovering what it’s composed of are funny. You thought it was delicious all that time before; how does this new information change things?

    Ice cream is actually made out of feces. Yuck.

    The feces of fairies!

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    bar bar bar

    _J_ on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Frozen Tundra NYCRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    what if I want a prince

    a prince that cooks really well and has a steady paycheck and is ok with me staying home and playing video games

    also he has nice hair

    Two out of four. I fail. That's okay, I'd want you to have tits and a vagina so it's for the best.

    Yeah well I'm not really interested in having either of those so OK!

    Casual Eddy on
    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited October 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    People who don’t want to eat something after discovering what it’s composed of are funny. You thought it was delicious all that time before; how does this new information change things?
    Ice cream is actually made out of feces. Yuck.
    It does have seaweed.

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    So, in the interest of wanting to being able to eat eggs in the future without going D: I shall ignore the entire last two pages!

    Aegis on
    Currently DMing: None right now! :(
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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    People who don’t want to eat something after discovering what it’s composed of are funny. You thought it was delicious all that time before; how does this new information change things?
    Ice cream is actually made out of feces. Yuck.
    It does have seaweed.

    Ew seaweed

    Gooey on
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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2007
    what if I want a prince

    a prince that cooks really well and has a steady paycheck and is ok with me staying home and playing video games

    also he has nice hair

    Two out of four. I fail. That's okay, I'd want you to have tits and a vagina so it's for the best.

    Yeah well I'm not really interested in having either of those so OK!

    It's a shame though because I do have really nice hair. All the ladies wish my hair was theirs.

    ViolentChemistry on
    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    So, how about that name change? A funny and drunk splat!

    RichardTauber on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Frozen Tundra NYCRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I like seaweed.

    Casual Eddy on
    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    This chat name sucks. It is the opposite of me today!

    What beer did you decide on?

    LaOs on
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