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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    Leitner wrote: »
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    Guys, if you crack open an egg and there is a lumpy tiny white thing in it.
    What is it?
    And can I still cook the eggs and eat them?

    Chicken (well you'd hope) fetus. I wouldn't consume it.

    That would be rather impossible since you're eating an unfertilized egg. Unless it was the chicken Jesus.

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  • SamiSami Registered User
    Eggs = chicken periods

    Preacher wrote:
    That's the kicker, not only is our healthcare not cutting mustard we are overpaying for shitty healthcare. We have the olive garden of healthcare.
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  • AldoAldo Registered User regular
    Obo: such a short reply probably means they have either already found someone or that there's a lot of other people contacting them. I think I would be like VC, unless I knew you were the famous Oboro of PA-fame.

    Free MMO Überlist
    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
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  • Mmmm... Cocks...Mmmm... Cocks... Registered User regular
    moniker wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    Guys, if you crack open an egg and there is a lumpy tiny white thing in it.
    What is it?
    And can I still cook the eggs and eat them?

    Chicken (well you'd hope) fetus. I wouldn't consume it.

    That would be rather impossible since you're eating an unfertilized egg. Unless it was the chicken Jesus.
    Well occasionally some sneak in there.
    You've never heard of a friend/friends mom cracking an egg and dropping a little dead chick onto the pan?

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  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Registered User regular
    So... I hear the egg came first.

    Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    RichardTauber wrote: »
    So... I hear the egg came first.

    And left the chicken to finish itself.

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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    moniker wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    Guys, if you crack open an egg and there is a lumpy tiny white thing in it.
    What is it?
    And can I still cook the eggs and eat them?

    Chicken (well you'd hope) fetus. I wouldn't consume it.

    That would be rather impossible since you're eating an unfertilized egg. Unless it was the chicken Jesus.

    Usually, if it's battery eggs almost certainly but it does occasionally occur with organic. Especially with the smaller farms.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    Mmmm... Cocks... wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    Guys, if you crack open an egg and there is a lumpy tiny white thing in it.
    What is it?
    And can I still cook the eggs and eat them?

    Chicken (well you'd hope) fetus. I wouldn't consume it.

    That would be rather impossible since you're eating an unfertilized egg. Unless it was the chicken Jesus.
    Well occasionally some sneak in there.
    You've never heard of a friend/friends mom cracking an egg and dropping a little dead chick onto the pan?

    Nope, and I have a pretty big family. There's barely room in those cages for the hen, how the fuck could a cock get in there and get busy?

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  • SamiSami Registered User
    Mmmm... Cocks... wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    Guys, if you crack open an egg and there is a lumpy tiny white thing in it.
    What is it?
    And can I still cook the eggs and eat them?

    Chicken (well you'd hope) fetus. I wouldn't consume it.

    That would be rather impossible since you're eating an unfertilized egg. Unless it was the chicken Jesus.
    Well occasionally some sneak in there.
    You've never heard of a friend/friends mom cracking an egg and dropping a little dead chick onto the pan?

    No, and that would be terrifying and insanely cool at the same time.

    Preacher wrote:
    That's the kicker, not only is our healthcare not cutting mustard we are overpaying for shitty healthcare. We have the olive garden of healthcare.
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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Mmmm... Cocks... wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    Guys, if you crack open an egg and there is a lumpy tiny white thing in it.
    What is it?
    And can I still cook the eggs and eat them?

    Chicken (well you'd hope) fetus. I wouldn't consume it.

    That would be rather impossible since you're eating an unfertilized egg. Unless it was the chicken Jesus.
    Well occasionally some sneak in there.
    You've never heard of a friend/friends mom cracking an egg and dropping a little dead chick onto the pan?
    No, men cook too!
    Yes, I have. D:
    You guys almost ruined chicken for me with the period thing.

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Man, I want Oboro to move in with me. We would be the bestest friends.

    And then we would have a falling out after a fierce argument over who would be the prettiest princess.

    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    RichardTauber wrote: »
    So... I hear the egg came first.

    I heard it was the red asian jungle fowl.
    :P

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  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Registered User regular
    Sami wrote: »
    Mmmm... Cocks... wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    Guys, if you crack open an egg and there is a lumpy tiny white thing in it.
    What is it?
    And can I still cook the eggs and eat them?

    Chicken (well you'd hope) fetus. I wouldn't consume it.

    That would be rather impossible since you're eating an unfertilized egg. Unless it was the chicken Jesus.
    Well occasionally some sneak in there.
    You've never heard of a friend/friends mom cracking an egg and dropping a little dead chick onto the pan?

    No, and that would be terrifying and insanely cool at the same time.

    It happened to me once. I screamed like a man.

    Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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  • SamiSami Registered User
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    Mmmm... Cocks... wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    Guys, if you crack open an egg and there is a lumpy tiny white thing in it.
    What is it?
    And can I still cook the eggs and eat them?

    Chicken (well you'd hope) fetus. I wouldn't consume it.

    That would be rather impossible since you're eating an unfertilized egg. Unless it was the chicken Jesus.
    Well occasionally some sneak in there.
    You've never heard of a friend/friends mom cracking an egg and dropping a little dead chick onto the pan?
    No, men cook too!
    Yes, I have. D:
    You guys almost ruined chicken for me with the period thing.

    Avian menstruation is delicious, get over it.

    Preacher wrote:
    That's the kicker, not only is our healthcare not cutting mustard we are overpaying for shitty healthcare. We have the olive garden of healthcare.
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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    haha I totally need to include that

    YES! This is the Oboro you know and love!
    YES! You can live shoulder-to-shoulder with her!
    YES! This arrangement won't cost you a dime!

    words
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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    Doesn't change the fact that a mushroom/spinach/tomato and cheese omlete is still delicious.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Registered User regular
    moniker wrote: »
    RichardTauber wrote: »
    So... I hear the egg came first.

    I heard it was the red asian jungle fowl.
    :P

    That's not an argument! YOU CHEATED!

    Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    Quid wrote: »
    Man, I want Oboro to move in with me. We would be the bestest friends.

    And then we would have a falling out after a fierce argument over who would be the prettiest princess.
    if you want to be the prettiest princess that is cool but when I concede that I tend to get pretty possessive of my other qualities you know qualities like my ability to be a stone-cold bitch and let me tell you something I own handcuffs

    princesses often get kidnapped and locked up

    it's a fact of life sweetie

    don't mess

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  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    I better go catch my ride; see you all later.

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    This chat name sucks. It is the opposite of me today!

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    Oboro wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Man, I want Oboro to move in with me. We would be the bestest friends.

    And then we would have a falling out after a fierce argument over who would be the prettiest princess.
    if you want to be the prettiest princess that is cool but when I concede that I tend to get pretty possessive of my other qualities you know qualities like my ability to be a stone-cold bitch and let me tell you something I own handcuffs

    princesses often get kidnapped and locked up

    it's a fact of life sweetie

    don't mess

    And no matter what castle you're in

    the princess is always in another one.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    what if I want a prince

    a prince that cooks really well and has a steady paycheck and is ok with me staying home and playing video games

    also he has nice hair

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    Oboro wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Man, I want Oboro to move in with me. We would be the bestest friends.

    And then we would have a falling out after a fierce argument over who would be the prettiest princess.
    if you want to be the prettiest princess that is cool but when I concede that I tend to get pretty possessive of my other qualities you know qualities like my ability to be a stone-cold bitch and let me tell you something I own handcuffs

    princesses often get kidnapped and locked up

    it's a fact of life sweetie

    don't mess

    I thought you liked to be the one in handcuffs, though.

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  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Registered User regular
    Saburbia wrote: »
    This chat name sucks. It is the opposite of me today!

    Me too. I demand change!

    Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    I wish I could think of a way to wire my computer to one of my TVs. The RCA video wire is a different composition than the RCA sound-wires, isn't it?

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    People who don’t want to eat something after discovering what it’s composed of are funny. You thought it was delicious all that time before; how does this new information change things?

    I poop things on my site and twitter
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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    yalborap wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Man, I want Oboro to move in with me. We would be the bestest friends.

    And then we would have a falling out after a fierce argument over who would be the prettiest princess.
    if you want to be the prettiest princess that is cool but when I concede that I tend to get pretty possessive of my other qualities you know qualities like my ability to be a stone-cold bitch and let me tell you something I own handcuffs

    princesses often get kidnapped and locked up

    it's a fact of life sweetie

    don't mess

    I thought you liked to be the one in handcuffs, though.

    Both of them can be in handcuffs then, and they will be like "Oh shit how do we get out of them now!?"

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    what if I want a prince

    a prince that cooks really well and has a steady paycheck and is ok with me staying home and playing video games

    also he has nice hair

    Two out of four. I fail. That's okay, I'd want you to have tits and a vagina so it's for the best.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    stilist wrote: »
    People who don’t want to eat something after discovering what it’s composed of are funny. You thought it was delicious all that time before; how does this new information change things?

    Ice cream is actually made out of feces. Yuck.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Registered User regular
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    People who don’t want to eat something after discovering what it’s composed of are funny. You thought it was delicious all that time before; how does this new information change things?

    Ice cream is actually made out of feces. Yuck.

    D:

    Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    People who don’t want to eat something after discovering what it’s composed of are funny. You thought it was delicious all that time before; how does this new information change things?

    Ice cream is actually made out of feces. Yuck.

    The feces of fairies!

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    bar bar bar

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    ViolentChemistry wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    what if I want a prince

    a prince that cooks really well and has a steady paycheck and is ok with me staying home and playing video games

    also he has nice hair

    Two out of four. I fail. That's okay, I'd want you to have tits and a vagina so it's for the best.

    Yeah well I'm not really interested in having either of those so OK!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    People who don’t want to eat something after discovering what it’s composed of are funny. You thought it was delicious all that time before; how does this new information change things?
    Ice cream is actually made out of feces. Yuck.
    It does have seaweed.

    I poop things on my site and twitter
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  • AegisAegis Registered User regular
    So, in the interest of wanting to being able to eat eggs in the future without going D: I shall ignore the entire last two pages!

    Currently DMing: Vale of Buried Shadows & Crumbling Citadels
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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    stilist wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    People who don’t want to eat something after discovering what it’s composed of are funny. You thought it was delicious all that time before; how does this new information change things?
    Ice cream is actually made out of feces. Yuck.
    It does have seaweed.

    Ew seaweed

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    ViolentChemistry wrote: »
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    what if I want a prince

    a prince that cooks really well and has a steady paycheck and is ok with me staying home and playing video games

    also he has nice hair

    Two out of four. I fail. That's okay, I'd want you to have tits and a vagina so it's for the best.

    Yeah well I'm not really interested in having either of those so OK!

    It's a shame though because I do have really nice hair. All the ladies wish my hair was theirs.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
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  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Registered User regular
    So, how about that name change? A funny and drunk splat!

    Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    I like seaweed.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    Saburbia wrote: »
    This chat name sucks. It is the opposite of me today!

    What beer did you decide on?

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