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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    vrst wrote: »
    dont you see that is the joke

    that you're a racist?

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited October 2007
    oh it's okay because it's ironic racism, i get it!

    oh dang hold on
    Racism
    No Racism. Not even that ironic "lol nigra stole my bike" racism. No. Bad.

    shit if you replace bike with car

    dang

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    That film is so long, but so little actually happens.

    On the other hand, Claire Forlani is hot

    Was there a nudie part in that movie with her covered in peanut butter? Or is that just wishful thinking on my part?

    I don't recall, but if there is....SPLOOGE!

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    That film is so long, but so little actually happens.

    On the other hand, Claire Forlani is hot

    Thats really the only hand.

    Wise_a on
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    vrstvrst Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    you guys

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    That film is so long, but so little actually happens.

    On the other hand, Claire Forlani is hot

    Was there a nudie part in that movie with her covered in peanut butter? Or is that just wishful thinking on my part?

    I don't recall, but if there is....SPLOOGE!

    I actually liked Meet Joe Black, even though it was so long.

    I thought it was a good movie.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    GAAAAAAAY

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Do you also like the sight of soapy water sliding down a man's ass crack as he showers after a rousing bout of hide the wiener in your butt?

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Do you also like the sight of soapy water sliding down a man's ass crack as he showers after a rousing bout of hide the wiener in your butt?

    Is this a trick question?

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I must be like the only person here that doesn't like Wes Anderson movies.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Do you also like the sight of soapy water sliding down a man's ass crack as he showers after a rousing bout of hide the wiener in your butt?

    Is this a trick question?

    Depends, what are your plans for tonight?

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her, if she is pretty, and to some one else, if she is plain.

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Do you also like the sight of soapy water sliding down a man's ass crack as he showers after a rousing bout of hide the wiener in your butt?

    Coming from Mr. Legally Blonde?

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    what do a broken arm and princess diana have in common

    they both need a doctor to remove the plaster of paris

    What's the last thing that went through Diana's mind before she died?
    The dash

    #pipe on
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    JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Avenged Seven Fold

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    what do a broken arm and princess diana have in common

    they both need a doctor to remove the plaster of paris

    What's the last thing that went through Diana's mind before she died?
    The dash

    did you hear about Diana?

    She was all over the Radio.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    This isn't black humor, but whenever my host sister is crying my host mother asks if she's Korean or Japanese.
    Do the Japanese view Koreans as cry babies or something?

    "Oh boohoo, you're still upset about the atrocities we committed durin WWII."

    Dynagrip on
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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    This isn't black humor, but whenever my host sister is crying my host mother asks if she's Korean or Japanese.

    That is pretty fucking funny right there.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Are we telling jokes? I love jokes.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?


    They found her Head and Shoulders in the back seat.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    what does hannibal lector call prostitutes

    whores d'oeuvres!

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    JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    ..cause they told him the football was a color TV

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited October 2007
    Jimmy wrote: »
    ..cause they told him the football was a color TV

    dang did you miss the last page

    or are you pushing the envelope

    bein' edgy

    Knob on
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    necroSYSnecroSYS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Is this the thread where we post Chris Rock schtick?

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    JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Jimmy wrote: »
    ..cause they told him the football was a color TV

    dang did you miss the last page

    or are you pushing the envelope

    bein' edgy

    Im trying to see how close I can get my finger to the saw

    Jimmy on
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited October 2007
    Jimmy wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Jimmy wrote: »
    ..cause they told him the football was a color TV

    dang did you miss the last page

    or are you pushing the envelope

    bein' edgy

    Im trying to see how close I can get my finger to the saw

    the saw just moved

    Knob on
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    bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    t Dyna:

    wait, they did worse to the Koreans than they did to the Chinese?

    because that must have been pretty bad then.

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    This isn't black humor, but whenever my host sister is crying my host mother asks if she's Korean or Japanese.
    Do the Japanese view Koreans as cry babies or something?

    "Oh boohoo, you're still upset about the atrocities we committed durin WWII."

    I assume its like friendly banter, like how all Brits hate the French etc.

    Only Scarlet will know the answer!

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    JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Jimmy wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Jimmy wrote: »
    ..cause they told him the football was a color TV

    dang did you miss the last page

    or are you pushing the envelope

    bein' edgy

    Im trying to see how close I can get my finger to the saw

    the saw just moved

    Damn you, I should have know the saw was rigged from the get go.


    The only reason Im in jail is because..






















    Im stupid.

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    Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    This thread is like watching a bunch of retards grabbing an exposed wire while Knob sits at a switch laughing as he turns on the electricity.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    This isn't black humor, but whenever my host sister is crying my host mother asks if she's Korean or Japanese.
    Do the Japanese view Koreans as cry babies or something?

    "Oh boohoo, you're still upset about the atrocities we committed durin WWII."

    I assume its like friendly banter, like how all Brits hate the French etc.

    Only Scarlet will know the answer!
    No way, just about every Asian country hates the Japanese.

    bwanie, I'm not so sure what they did to Korea was worse than what they did to the Chinese. They set the bar pretty high there. However, Japan and Korea have a very long history. I think there's some museum thing in Japan with like 30,000 collected Korean heads or so.
    In Kyoto, Japan, the Korean Ear Mound is a 500-year-old pile of thousands of ears that Samurai warriors cut off their enemies. The Samurai generals got a bonus for each soldier they killed in Korea. At first they sent back heads, but when the ships got too crowded, they started dispatching just the ears.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited October 2007
    necroSYS wrote: »
    Is this the thread where we post Chris Rock schtick?

    The thing about that Chris Rock thing isn't so much the obvious "a white guy doing that bit would get lynched" thing, but the fact that it no doubt led a bunch of white guys with the ever popular secret racist views to go off on one about "n-words" with the defense that "chris rock did it!"

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    PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    And you're holding the wire with both hands, while standing in a bucket of water, with that wit.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    what do a broken arm and princess diana have in common

    they both need a doctor to remove the plaster of paris

    What's the last thing that went through Diana's mind before she died?
    The dash

    did you hear about Diana?

    She was all over the Radio.

    Oh man, guilty laughs.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    the Koreans are like the exiled servant class of the Japanese, or something of that nature. Calling a Japanese fellow a Korean is supposed to be the height of insults.

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    Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Puscifer wrote: »
    And you're holding the wire with both hands, while standing in a bucket of water, with that wit.

    What?

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    PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Huh?

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    This isn't black humor, but whenever my host sister is crying my host mother asks if she's Korean or Japanese.

    That is pretty fucking funny right there.

    The only thing I can come up with is that they really like watching Korean dramas in Japan, and that mess is chock full of crybaby women.

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