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[Phalla] Phallafly - The End, Village - and half the Mafia - Victory

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    AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Lucedes wrote: »
    because honestly i signed up to play firefly: the board game: nightly turns edition

    i'm terrible that way

    It would be pretty rad, if probably a pain in the butt for jdark, if we did that.

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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    I'm with Lucedes, but I can see how there are probably caps to keep the game going! It would be neat to have the space perhaps without the phalla part though? Probably already something like that going around in Critical though

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    GarickGarick Registered User regular

    So, here is my idea for the happiest Phalla ever.

    #1 Convince the mafia not to kill us.
    #2 Everyone chips in and sends money to the person getting voted off.
    #3 They immediately retire in luxury on Bellerophon.

    Repeat steps 1-3 until everyone wins and is living in luxury!

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    #4 All way tie vote on 0

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Dumping:

    Contact: Harken
    Name: Riot Suppression: Rancher Protest
    Type: Legal, Immoral
    Needs: Fight
    Task: Travel to Athens (Georgia) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $200 + $200 per Fight on Job.
    Bonus: Soldier (+$300)

    Contract: Patience
    Name: Dung Run!
    Type: Legal
    Needs: Fight, Fight
    Shipping: Load 2 Cargo on Newhope (Georgia). Deliver 2 Cargo to Harvest (Red Sun) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $1500

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    We also have some missions to dump:

    Contact: Amnon Duul
    Name: Zir Com Franchising: Tanis Docks
    Type: Legal
    Needs: Negotiate, Negotiate
    Task: Travel to Osiris (White Sun) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $400 + $400 per Negotiate on Job.
    Bonus: Companion (+$500)

    Contact: Badger
    Name: Delaying the Dive
    Type: Illegal
    Needs: Negotiate, Negotiate
    Crime: Misbehave (x2) on Aphrodite (Murphy) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $500 + $500 per Negotiate on Job.
    Bonus: Grifter (+$500)

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    So, meta-analysis would suggest Bedlam's ship would have the standard concentration of mafia on board it, as he closed his sign-ups before alignment posts went out.
    Langly on the other hand, could have stacked his ship with applicants of a certain alignment after the sign-ups closed.

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Although, it seems like he was trying to get the Hill mob together instead, and I have no idea how that works considering there are only two Hill crew.

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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    The Mafia is picking up this job.
    discrider wrote: »
    Contact: Amnon Duul
    Name: Zir Com Franchising: Tanis Docks
    Type: Legal
    Needs: Negotiate, Negotiate
    Task: Travel to Osiris (White Sun) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $400 + $400 per Negotiate on Job.
    Bonus: Companion (+$500)

    Baidol on
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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Taking this job.
    Bedlam wrote: »

    Contact: Amnon Duul
    Name: Heavy Load! Motherlode Ore
    Type: Legal
    Needs: Extra Fuel (+1 Fuel per use)
    Shipping: Load 3 Cargo on Motherload (Red Sun). Deliver 3 Cargo to Albion (White Sun) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $1900

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    jdarksunjdarksun Struggler VARegistered User regular
    State of the 'verse, Day 1

    Bounties

    --- CORTEX BULLETIN ---

    Please be on the lookout for the following individuals! The Union of Allied Planets has determined that these criminals are the worst of the bunch, and are offering a SUBSTANTIAL reward for their capture. See something? Say something! It's not only your duty as a citizen, it's also the law!
    zoe_sm.png~original
    Most Wanted: Zoë, known as the Dust Devil, for the crimes of Terrorism and Sedition. Armed and Dangerous.
    Last Seen: Silverhold
    Needs: Boarding Test (if on a ship)
    Showdown: Win and apprehend Zoë, Lose and she Incapacitates two of the attacking crew.
    Immoral
    Drop off: Londinium, White Sun
    Payout: $3600

    Wanted: The Fixer, real name unknown, for the crimes of Counterfeiting, Forgery, and Falsifying Ident Cards.
    Last Seen: Persephone
    Needs: Boarding Test (if on a ship)
    Showdown: Win and apprehend The Fixer, Lose and he Incapacitates one of the attacking crew.
    Drop off: Ariel, White Sun
    Payout: $3000

    Wanted: Bree, for the crimes of Illegal Salvage Activity and Trafficking Stolen Goods. Known to associate with Corbin and Saffron.
    Last Seen: Persephone
    Needs: Boarding Test (if on a ship)
    Showdown: Win and apprehend Bree, Lose and he Incapacitates one of the attacking crew.
    Drop off: Londinium, White Sun
    Payout: $2600


    Supply Update

    The latest deals on the hottest items! Come check out our stock!

    Osiris Shipworks
    Item: Enhanced Graviton Accelerator
    Type: Drive Core
    Range 6
    1 Fuel to move up to 6 regions.
    May move 2 regions for no Fuel.
    Ignore all Breakdowns.
    $2400

    Item: Fully Equipped Medical Bay
    Type: Ship Upgrade
    May make one additional Medic! check per Day.
    $600

    Item: “Bona Fide” Credentials
    Type: Gear
    +Negotiate. Fake ID.
    $1000

    Persephone
    Item: Explosive Charge
    Type: Gear
    Discard to count as Explosives, or
    Discard to add +Fight to Fight Skill Test.
    $400

    Item: Dobson’s Vector Pistol
    Type: Gear
    +Fight. Firearm. May be used when otherwise forbidden. Does not count towards Gear Limit.
    $600

    Item: Knife
    Type: Gear
    Discard to add +Fight to a Fight Skill Test.
    $200

    Silverhold
    Item: GJ Flashkill Pod Grenades
    Type: Gear
    +Fight, +Fight. Explosives.
    $1000

    Item: Pistol
    Type: Gear
    +Fight. Firearm.
    $400

    Item: Fast Horses
    Type: Gear
    Discard to count as Transport.
    $200

    Space Bazaar
    Item: Early’s Pistol
    Type: Gear
    +Fight. Firearm. +Fight, +Fight in Showdowns.
    $600

    Item: Shiny Neck Tie
    Type: Gear
    +Negotiate. Fancy Duds.
    $800

    Item: 4WD Mule
    Type: Gear
    Transport. After completing a Crime Job, Load 1 Cargo.
    $1000

    Regina
    Item: Mud Dog ATV
    Type: Gear
    Transport. After completing a Smuggling Job, Load 1 Contraband.
    $1000

    Item: Fast Horses
    Type: Gear
    Discard to count as Transport.
    $200

    Item: Sky Hook
    Type: Ship Upgrade
    Requires Pilot to use. Counts as Transport. After completing a Crime Job, Load 1 Contraband.
    $600


    Open Jobs

    Need a Job? Check here first!

    Amnon Duul
    Contact: Amnon Duul
    Name: Zir Com Deliveries: Priority Mail Run
    Type: Legal
    Needs: Fight, Fight, Tech, Tech
    Shipping: Load 2 Cargo on Space Bazaar (Red Sun). Deliver 2 Cargo to Hera (Murphy) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $1400
    Bonus: Soldier (+$300)

    Badger
    Contact: Badger
    Name: Send Them to the Ruttin’ Mines!
    Type: Illegal, Immoral
    Needs: Fight, Fight
    Transport: Misbehave on Persephone (Lux) to Load 3 Fugitives. Deliver 3 Fugitives to Silverhold (Heinlein) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $2500
    Bonus: Soldier (+$300)

    Contact: Badger
    Name: Slave Wrangling
    Type: Illegal, Immoral
    Needs: Fight, Fight
    Transport: Misbehave on Persephone (Lux) to Load 3 Fugitives. Deliver 3 Fugitives to Aphrodite (Murphy) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $2500
    Bonus: Soldier (+$500)

    Contact: Badger
    Name: Delaying the Dive
    Type: Illegal
    Needs: Negotiate, Negotiate
    Crime: Misbehave (x2) on Aphrodite (Murphy) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $500 + $500 per Negotiate on Job.
    Bonus: Grifter (+$500)

    Harken
    Contact: Harken
    Name: Cargo Delivery: Ariel
    Type: Legal
    Needs: none
    Shipping: Load 2 Cargo on Shinon (White Sun). Deliver 2 Cargo to Ariel (White Sun) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $600

    Contact: Harken
    Name: Settlers to Regina
    Type: Legal
    Needs: None
    Transport: Load 2 Passengers and 1 Cargo on Liann Jiun (White Sun). Deliver 2 Passengers and 1 Cargo to Regina (Georgia) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $900

    Contact: Harken
    Name: Fuel Run Boros
    Type: Legal
    Needs: none
    Shipping: Load 8 Fuel on Londinium (White Sun). Deliver 8 Fuel to Boros (Georgia) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $900

    Contact: Harken
    Name: Riot Suppression: Rancher Protest
    Type: Legal, Immoral
    Needs: Fight
    Task: Travel to Athens (Georgia) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $200 + $200 per Fight on Job.
    Bonus: Soldier (+$300)

    Patience
    Contact: Patience
    Name: Hard Rustlin’
    Type: Illegal, Piracy
    Needs: Boarding Test
    Piracy: Showdown. Win to Steal up to 5 of Defender’s Goods. Lose and Incapacitate a Crew member and gain a Warrant.
    Payout: $200 per Goods Stolen.

    Contact: Patience
    Name: The Beef Must Flow!
    Type: Illegal
    Needs: Fight, Fight.
    Smuggling: Load 2 Contraband on Athens (Georgia). Misbehave on Silverhold (Heinlein) and Deliver 2 Contraband to Get Paid.
    Payout: $2400

    Contact: Patience
    Name: The Beef Must Flow!
    Type: Illegal
    Needs: Fight, Fight.
    Smuggling: Load 2 Contraband on Ithaca (Georgia). Misbehave on Londinium (White Sun) and Deliver 2 Contraband to Get Paid.
    Payout: $2200
    Bonus: Companion (+$500)

    Contract: Patience
    Name: Dung Run!
    Type: Legal
    Needs: Fight, Fight
    Shipping: Load 2 Cargo on Newhope (Georgia). Deliver 2 Cargo to Harvest (Red Sun) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $1500

    Niska
    Contact: Niska
    Name: Protection Racket: Shake Down Greenleaf
    Type: Illegal, Immoral
    Needs: Fight, Fight, Negotiate
    Crime: Misbehave (x3) on Greenleaf (Red Sun) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $3500
    Bonus: Soldier (+$300)

    Contact: Niska
    Name: Wet-Ware Run
    Type: Illegal, Immoral
    Needs: Tech, Tech
    Transport: Load 1 Fugitive on Silverhold (Heinlein). Misbehave on Sihnon (White Sun) and Deliver 1 Fugitive to Get Paid.
    Payout: $3500
    Bonus: Medic (+$400)

    Contact: Niska
    Name: A Message from Niska
    Type: Illegal, Piracy
    Needs: Boarding Test
    Piracy: Showdown. Win to Steal up to ALL of Defender’s Goods. Lose and Incapacitate a Crew member and gain a Warrant.
    Payout: $200 per Goods Stolen.


    Latest Gossip

    Juicy details of the comings and goings of your favorite Captains!

    The SS Tortuga - Ariel, White Sun
    The Slave of Vigilance - Sihnon, White Sun
    The SS Derelict - Londinium, White Sun
    The Starwhal - Santo, Qin Shi Huang
    The Sisyphus - Jiangyin, Red Sun
    The Chip-Chap - Harvest, Red Sun
    The WINGARDIUM FURIOUSA - Harvest, Red Sun
    The Mafia - Persephone, Lux
    The HMS Small Frigate - Persephone, Lux
    The Backdoor Bitch - Silverhold, Heinlein

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    DUMPING:
    Contact: Badger
    Name: Breaking Into New Markets
    Type: Legal
    Needs: Fight, Tech
    Transport: Load 3 Passengers on Persephone (Lux). Deliver 3 Passengers to Jubilee (Red Sun) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $1500
    Bonus: Soldier (+$300)

    PICKING UP:
    Contact: Harken
    Name: Riot Suppression: Rancher Protest
    Type: Legal, Immoral
    Needs: Fight
    Task: Travel to Athens (Georgia) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $200 + $200 per Fight on Job.
    Bonus: Soldier (+$300)
    From 38th Doe

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    jdarksunjdarksun Struggler VARegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    REMINDER: You can only pick up two Jobs per Day. These Jobs can either be Open/discarded Jobs, or New Jobs directly from Contacts, or a combination of the two.

    An allowance is being made today and today only: you may Deal (pick up from Open, ask for New) up to 3 Jobs today.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    picking up this job:

    Contact: Badger
    Name: Delaying the Dive
    Type: Illegal
    Needs: Negotiate, Negotiate
    Crime: Misbehave (x2) on Aphrodite (Murphy) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $500 + $500 per Negotiate on Job.
    Bonus: Grifter (+$500)

    Dumping this job:

    Contact: Patience
    Name: Range War: Jiangyin
    Type: Illegal
    Needs: Firearm, Transport
    Crime: Misbehave (x2) on Jiangyin (Red Sun) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $1000 + $300 per Fight on the Job.
    Bonus: Soldier (+$300)

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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    You've already picked up two jobs, Langly, here and here.

    Baidol on
    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Baidol wrote: »
    You've already picked up two jobs, Langly, here and here.

    yeah I checked with the host and he's allowing me to switch because I was unaware that it meant you could only take two jobs, period, I thought it meant you could take up to two as long as you were dropping missions along the way.

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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    Baidol wrote: »
    You've already picked up two jobs, Langly, here and here.

    yeah I checked with the host and he's allowing me to switch because I was unaware that it meant you could only take two jobs, period, I thought it meant you could take up to two as long as you were dropping missions along the way.

    You have made a powerful enemy today.

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Totally unrelated, but oh my glob
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lnn2rJpjar4

    woahhh whatttt that final bit whatttt

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    Totally unrelated, but oh my glob
    snip

    woahhh whatttt that final bit whatttt

    I AM SO EXCITE.

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Baidol wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Baidol wrote: »
    You've already picked up two jobs, Langly, here and here.

    yeah I checked with the host and he's allowing me to switch because I was unaware that it meant you could only take two jobs, period, I thought it meant you could take up to two as long as you were dropping missions along the way.

    You have made a powerful enemy today Stopsign.

    38thDoE on steam
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    jdarksunjdarksun Struggler VARegistered User regular
    ADDENDUM TO THE REMINDER: An allowance is being made today and today only: you may Deal (pick up from Open, ask for New) up to 3 Jobs total today.

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    REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington The Exploding ManRegistered User regular
    Because I wasn't able to keep track earlier, are there any bounty hunter ships out there? Curious where they are in relation to other ships...

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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Every ship is a potential bounty hunting ship, but Obifett's crew is the only public bounty-focused crew.

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
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    REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington The Exploding ManRegistered User regular
    Aha, but not necessarily with a crew that is all bounty hunters. Very well.

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Slave of Vigilance: Bounty Hunting services

    Been wronged by some footpad or bushwack? Been put on the drift or pinched? Want revenge? Slave of Vigilance is also taking private bounties. Give us a name and last known location as well as a credit amount. The higher the credit amount, the higher the priority your target will take.

    Want to be a part of the solution? Send ObiFett a message and we'll see if we can't get you on board our crew and working.

    ObiFett on
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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    nvm

    ObiFett on
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    jdarksunjdarksun Struggler VARegistered User regular
    Missing votes from @38thDoe and @Wash.

    Going to be dad for the next four hours. May still be able to respond to PMs.

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    enlightenedbum until I find out who killed me last game, at which point the vote can be transferred.

    38thDoE on steam
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    jdarksunjdarksun Struggler VARegistered User regular
    Quick note - would all Captains please send me their preferred Showdown Defense Skill? If you don't provide it, I'll just pick the best one.

    Also, if you attempt a Boarding Action, please include the order in which you want your Crew Incapacitated if you fail.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    aww man it's gonna be Drez

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Picking up:

    Contact: Badger
    Name: Slave Wrangling
    Type: Illegal, Immoral
    Needs: Fight, Fight
    Transport: Misbehave on Persephone (Lux) to Load 3 Fugitives. Deliver 3 Fugitives to Aphrodite (Murphy) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $2500
    Bonus: Soldier (+$500)

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    38thDoe wrote: »
    enlightenedbum until I find out who killed me last game, at which point the vote can be transferred.

    That would be Trust and Blarney.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Dumping:
    Contact: Niska
    Name: Hit the Relief Supplies Convoy
    Type: Illegal, Immoral
    Needs: Tech, Tech
    Crime: Misbehave (x3) on Aesir (Himinbjorg) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $3500
    Bonus: Medic (+$400)

    Picking up:
    Contact: Badger
    Name: Breaking Into New Markets
    Type: Legal
    Needs: Fight, Tech
    Transport: Load 3 Passengers on Persephone (Lux). Deliver 3 Passengers to Jubilee (Red Sun) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $1500
    Bonus: Soldier (+$300)

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    Fallout 4? Darn it, I still need to finish 3! And New Vegas. And Tactics.

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Trust

    38thDoE on steam
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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Also @Buddha73 needs to vote.

    Unless jdark didn't tag him for a reason?!?!?

    pickup-sig.php?name=Orthanc

    Switch Friend Code: SW-1406-1275-7906
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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    !?

    pickup-sig.php?name=Orthanc

    Switch Friend Code: SW-1406-1275-7906
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Also @Buddha73 needs to vote.

    Unless jdark didn't tag him for a reason?!?!?

    ETHICS IN PHALLA HOSTMANSHIP

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