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Let's Play Pink Goes to Hollywood! This game is terrible! The End!

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  • Lave IILave II Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm kinda meh when it comes to the lets play threads. But these are great.

    I really like listening to you being very, very angry.

    And I found the Mario World one, really useful.

    So many thanks man.

    Many thanks.

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  • Gennenalyse RuebenGennenalyse Rueben The Prettiest Boy is Ridiculously Pretty Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    YES. My monthly fill of Gilder Rage and Torment has been more than filled with this. What is wrong with this hawk, what is wrong with his eyes!? I so look forward to more.

    And Pinkenstein is one of the most vile levels I've EVER SEEN. Oh my god, whoever designed that was evil incarnate. Just sadistic on a scale that's nearly unimaginable. Only nearly, because of Lost Levels and those satanic Mario hacks.

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  • RoshinRoshin My backlog can be seen from space SwedenRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Gilder wrote: »
    Argghh! What?? No! Argghh! Gawd!! Rawrrrr! I hate this game! OMG! No! What the? Argghhh!!

    :D

    Roshin on
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  • MetaHybridMetaHybrid Taste defeat!Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    These videos are awesome, but this game is pretty horrible. I think you took a few years off your life playing it.

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  • RocketlexRocketlex Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I almost think Polterpink is the more sadistic of the two. At least in Pinkenstein it's pretty straightforward what you're supposed to do, just hard.

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  • Doc HollidayDoc Holliday Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Rocketlex wrote: »
    I almost think Polterpink is the more sadistic of the two. At least in Pinkenstein it's pretty straightforward what you're supposed to do, just hard.

    I'm not sure I've ever seen anything as downright mean as those mystery doors, especially since one is at the very end of the level.

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  • GilderGilder Aw snap Macaroni PartyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    At least only one of those mystery doors takes you out of the level though. Although one of them did lead me to that door so I think the intention was it was a nasty trick for kids to fall for where they go "Aw man, I didn't want to come down here. Oh wait, I'll just go back through. Like every other door in this entire game, I'm sure it will take me back to where I was!". Then it takes you back to the hub level so you have to go through Polterpink again.

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  • GilderGilder Aw snap Macaroni PartyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Dear lord in heaven, it's over. This terrible game has been defeated. The beast has been slain. The moon has stopped falling. The princess has been found. The core has been shot. Samus has completed her mission.

    The last video is uploading now.

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  • MetaHybridMetaHybrid Taste defeat!Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Gilder wrote: »
    Dear lord in heaven, it's over. This terrible game has been defeated. The beast has been slain. The moon has stopped falling. The princess has been found. The core has been shot. Samus has completed her mission.

    The last video is uploading now.

    Hooray!

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  • METAzraeLMETAzraeL Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Haha just watched the first video, pure fried gold.

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  • GilderGilder Aw snap Macaroni PartyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    New Video! The End!

    It's OVER. YES. THANK YOU. GO TO HELL INSPECTOR.

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  • OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    "YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES THIS GAME IS OVER"
    LOL

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  • dcleedclee Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Awesome. Now what game lies next for Gilder? Besides DKC3 I mean. What other SNES games do you own?

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  • RocketlexRocketlex Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    So...is Pinkenstein an optional level or something?

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  • GilderGilder Aw snap Macaroni PartyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Rocketlex wrote: »
    So...is Pinkenstein an optional level or something?

    I don't think so. I think you have to beat it so that you can leave. Like how I had to beat all the levels in the hub to get access to the next place. I'm betting that if you took that door without beating Pinkenstein, it would take you to the hub and you'd have to go back in Polterpink and find Pinkenstein.

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  • -SPI--SPI- Osaka, JapanRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm not surprised that this game was made by only about 8 people.

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  • IShallRiseAgainIShallRiseAgain Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    gilder, that was an amazing let's play. Sometimes playing through crappy games can be more entertaining than a good game.

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  • Vert1Vert1 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Make your voice deeper. Think Krauser in RE4.

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    Vert1 wrote: »
    I'd like to ask everyone here one question. What is a game?

    A lower form of sex.
  • ImprovoloneImprovolone Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I own this game.
    Not sure who got it for me, but I own it.

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    dclee wrote: »
    Awesome. Now what game lies next for Gilder? Besides DKC3 I mean. What other SNES games do you own?

    Chester Cheetah's great escape.


    This I command!


    That might not be the title I honestly don't remeber I just know this game is awful.

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  • RoshinRoshin My backlog can be seen from space SwedenRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    OMG, it's over! It was painful to watch, but it's finally over. Gilder, thanks for playing it, so I never have to.

    BTW, I think I hated Werewolf on the NES as much as you hated this, but at least that had werewolves and less pink. Also, Predator on the C64. Goddammit.

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  • Doc HollidayDoc Holliday Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Gilder wrote: »
    New Video! The End!

    It's OVER. YES. THANK YOU. GO TO HELL INSPECTOR.

    That was wonderfully entertaining. A++ would watch again, etc. Way better than anything on TV.

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  • BlackjackBlackjack Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I bet you still like the game, no matter what you say.

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  • GilderGilder Aw snap Macaroni PartyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Blackjack wrote: »
    I bet you still like the game, no matter what you say.

    I like the snow level because the music is really awesome and the wild west level because floating cows is just amazing. All the other levels are way too difficult or annoying though.

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  • ImprovoloneImprovolone Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I only watched the first video, I can't bear anymore.

    Do you not use tricks on purpose?

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  • GilderGilder Aw snap Macaroni PartyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I only watched the first video, I can't bear anymore.

    Do you not use tricks on purpose?

    I mostly didn't use tricks because except for the traffic lights, they're all worthless. They're just variations of the same thing: An item going forward for a couple feet and killing what's in the way. They don't save me from annoying jumps, they can't be used underwater, and they don't protect me from aerial assaults. However I probably could've used them on most of the inspector "battles" and won instantly. Except for the last one.

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  • ImprovoloneImprovolone Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Well the tokens need to get used in the right toll booth, those make it easier. Like for the first video, to cross that giant gap on the bottom and to reach the star without the hawk, you can use the tokens. You just seem to love sending a staircase into a tree.

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  • RocketlexRocketlex Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Yeah, I noticed at one point the hawk brought you to a branch with a toll booth on the left side of the chasm which looked like it could have made a useful staircase to the right. Did you ever see/try that in subsequent runs?

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  • GilderGilder Aw snap Macaroni PartyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I didn't try it and honestly most of the time I forget I have the coins unless the level just will not let me progress without it. Like the turkey or pinkenstein. I'm also just afraid of where I'll go, like the staircase that lead me right into a nut.

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  • ImprovoloneImprovolone Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I call shenanigans, you purposly suck ass at this game for what you perceieve to be humor.
    SHENANIGANS

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  • BlackjackBlackjack Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Nah, dude, watch his Mario videos. He really just sucks.

    DON'T WORRY GILDER, I GOT YOUR BACK.

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  • ImprovoloneImprovolone Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Which further proves my point!!!!

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  • BlackjackBlackjack Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    If Gilder was sucking on purpose, he'd have to be AMAZING. It takes a lot of skill to suck as much as Gilder.

    ...

    Not that I could do better, of course.

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  • GilderGilder Aw snap Macaroni PartyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Blackjack wrote: »
    Nah, dude, watch his Mario videos. He really just sucks.

    DON'T WORRY GILDER, I GOT YOUR BACK.

    Thanks man. It's nice to know I have a pal like you looking out for me.

    Gilder on
  • SpikedFreakSpikedFreak Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Enjoyable LP as always gilder. I had to tab away from it and listen to it most of the time as side scrollers that always keep your character centered on the screen no matter, what drive me bonkers.

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  • ImprovoloneImprovolone Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Blackjack wrote: »
    If Gilder was sucking on purpose, he'd have to be AMAZING. It takes a lot of skill to suck as much as Gilder.

    ...

    Not that I could do better, of course.

    Hey, I'm not here to say he sucks.
    I'm just here to say that he is sucking so hard on purpose because he thinks it is funny.

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  • RocketlexRocketlex Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Pretending to suck in order to get a laugh is the Angry Video Game Nerd's gig. Gilder just hurts himself for our amusement.

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  • GilderGilder Aw snap Macaroni PartyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Blackjack wrote: »
    If Gilder was sucking on purpose, he'd have to be AMAZING. It takes a lot of skill to suck as much as Gilder.

    ...

    Not that I could do better, of course.

    Hey, I'm not here to say he sucks.
    I'm just here to say that he is sucking so hard on purpose because he thinks it is funny.

    No, it's really just that the game is difficult, the controls aren't very tight, the hit boxes are very random, and I have a terrible memory of when to use tricks and coins.

    If you want to try the game, go ahead. You'll see that if you do stuff like walk and then shoot, you'll go forward like a foot for no reason.

    Gilder on
  • CokomonCokomon Our butts are worth fighting for! Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    And besides, as Gilder is always quick to remind us: "This game is terr-uh-bull!"

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