My name is Meiss and I'm here to say
I would never want to move to L.A.
I hear most of the stuff there is fake
Like words and deals and a girls milkshake
I'd rather live in a place like Greenland
Where all you need to live is a kickin' band
That plays lots of jazz, with no care for talent
I couldn't live there 'cuz I lack rhyming talent
This rap is detriorating, I should take up decorating
Rating the gratings that folks would be O.K.ing
Eventually it would get hella frustrating
So I'd be out of work, furiously masturbating
H-H-H...Here we go!
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together if you want to clap
As we take you through this fun-ky rap! HUH!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
He's the leader of the bunch. You know him well.
He's finally back to kick some tail!
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger! faster! and stronger too!
He's the first member of the DK crew!
D. K.! Donkey Kong! HEY!
D. K.! Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes!
She shrinks in size to suit her mood!
She's quick n' nimble when she needs to be
She floats in air and climbs up trees!
If you choose her, you won't choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's ONE COOL KONG!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he wants to
And stretch his arms out just for you!
In-flate himself just like a balloon
This cra-zy Kong just digs this tune! HEY!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
D. K.! Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again, and about time, too
And this time, he's in the mood!
He can fly real high
with his jetpack on...
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He can make you smile when you hear his tune...
But, Kremlings beware
'cause he's out after you!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
D. K.! Donkey Kong is here!
Fi-nal-ly, he's here for you!
It's the LAST member of the D. K. crew!
This Kong's...so strong, it isn't funny!
Can make a Kremling cry out for Mummy!
He can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow; he can't jump high
But this Kong's one heck of a guy!
TL DRNot at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered Userregular
edited October 2007
Not sure where I'm going with this...
Ay yo, once again more blunts again...
Hmm.
A spade in the club with the heart to wear diamonds....
Ehh.
:whistle:
Now it's Mr. Burn comin with the shock and awe
Forumers learn about my cock and balls
Fuck the police comin straight from the underground
Can't say the n-word or the mods will frown
BREAK IT DOWN
:whistle::whistle::whistle:
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i write rhymes that rhyme right
I would never want to move to L.A.
I hear most of the stuff there is fake
Like words and deals and a girls milkshake
I'd rather live in a place like Greenland
Where all you need to live is a kickin' band
That plays lots of jazz, with no care for talent
I couldn't live there 'cuz I lack rhyming talent
This rap is detriorating, I should take up decorating
Rating the gratings that folks would be O.K.ing
Eventually it would get hella frustrating
So I'd be out of work, furiously masturbating
berserker
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK
Did he just say making fuck?
I should change that
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
DUMPS LIKE A TRUCK
Vote for my film! (watching it is also an option)
wii friend code: 7623 9955 2119 1775
(By underground I mean run from a truck.)
I wish I was kidding. They don't edit anything, but half of what they play is garbage, and the DJ tends to talk over it. I think he's usually drunk.
yeah kind of
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
i'm very white.
and i still have a beard.
i trimmed it today.
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together if you want to clap
As we take you through this fun-ky rap! HUH!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
He's the leader of the bunch. You know him well.
He's finally back to kick some tail!
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger! faster! and stronger too!
He's the first member of the DK crew!
D. K.! Donkey Kong! HEY!
D. K.! Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes!
She shrinks in size to suit her mood!
She's quick n' nimble when she needs to be
She floats in air and climbs up trees!
If you choose her, you won't choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's ONE COOL KONG!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he wants to
And stretch his arms out just for you!
In-flate himself just like a balloon
This cra-zy Kong just digs this tune! HEY!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
D. K.! Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again, and about time, too
And this time, he's in the mood!
He can fly real high
with his jetpack on...
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He can make you smile when you hear his tune...
But, Kremlings beware
'cause he's out after you!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
D. K.! Donkey Kong is here!
Fi-nal-ly, he's here for you!
It's the LAST member of the D. K. crew!
This Kong's...so strong, it isn't funny!
Can make a Kremling cry out for Mummy!
He can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow; he can't jump high
But this Kong's one heck of a guy!
Come on Cranky!
Take it to the stage!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells!
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells!
Oh, yeah!
Ay yo, once again more blunts again...
Hmm.
A spade in the club with the heart to wear diamonds....
Ehh.
:whistle:
Now it's Mr. Burn comin with the shock and awe
Forumers learn about my cock and balls
Fuck the police comin straight from the underground
Can't say the n-word or the mods will frown
BREAK IT DOWN
:whistle::whistle::whistle:
steam | Dokkan: 868846562
this is the best thing
steam | Dokkan: 868846562
Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius
Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius
oooohh, Doctor Zaius
Doctah Zaius, Doctah Zaius
The sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
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It's probably drugs
Probably want me as some sort of drug mule
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AMADEUS AMADEUS AMADEUS
AMADEUS AMADEUS AMADEUS
AMADEUS AMADEUS OH OH OH AMADEUS
or what
you'll release the rappers
or the bees
or the rappers with bees in their mouths so when they rap they shoot bees at you