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Edumacation

I am sitting here, at the University Library, staring at the computer screen.

I have just down two bottles of over-priced Coca-Cola, and I don't intend to leave until I've finished a large portion of my history essay on the failure of the British Army in America 1775-1783.

This may well be a long day, full of stress and constant peeing.

What edumacational things are you doing, fellow SE++ers? What essays, dissertations or assignments are you struggling to do?

Alternatively: Libraries - why are the employees only old, crotchety people over the age of fifty?

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User
    I have to write a research proposal on some aspect of Red Bull Japan.

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  • The PrimeThe Prime Awaiting Email Confirmation
    I am in the computer lab of my university as I type this.

    I just finished the final exam for an Interpersonal Communications course. This is the course that will determine whether or not I get a 4.0 this semester.

    The good news is that now I have a week off before next the next semester starts.

  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    Like, the energy drink?

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User
    Yeah, I work for them.

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  • skinny87skinny87 Registered User
    The Prime wrote: »
    I am in the computer lab of my university as I type this.

    I just finished the final exam for an Interpersonal Communications course. This is the course that will determine whether or not I get a 4.0 this semester.

    The good news is that now I have a week off before next the next semester starts.

    Interesting. What does Interpersonal Communications entail?

  • SephSeph Registered User
    the 21st century is fucking sad time to be a human

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    Red Bull Japan

    by PotU

    It's actually from Austria, you silly people.

    End.




    Redu Bull-chan Nippon

    Japanese word for by PotU

    Hoka daikanido Austria, baka gajuro.

    Nuknuk.

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    skinny87 wrote: »
    I am sitting here, at the University Library, staring at the computer screen.

    I have just down two bottles of over-priced Coca-Cola, and I don't intend to leave until I've finished a large portion of my history essay on the failure of the British Army in America 1775-1783.

    This may well be a long day, full of stress and constant peeing.

    What edumacational things are you doing, fellow SE++ers? What essays, dissertations or assignments are you struggling to do?

    Alternatively: Libraries - why are the employees only old, crotchety people over the age of fifty?

    This might be the easiest essay topic I ever heard.

    Just write this in size 100 font:

    THE ATLANTIC OCEAN


  • ButtersButters Registered User regular
    My grad class is actually pretty easy. I have a paper due in a month though.

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  • SephSeph Registered User
    i hate energy drinks
    the whole idea is ridiculous

    Wait so these are just colas with some bullshit half a teaspoon of powdered vitamins and your are gonna charge me like 2 dollars for this drink

    that tastes like ass
    because it ???

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  • skinny87skinny87 Registered User
    Wise_a wrote: »
    skinny87 wrote: »
    I am sitting here, at the University Library, staring at the computer screen.

    I have just down two bottles of over-priced Coca-Cola, and I don't intend to leave until I've finished a large portion of my history essay on the failure of the British Army in America 1775-1783.

    This may well be a long day, full of stress and constant peeing.

    What edumacational things are you doing, fellow SE++ers? What essays, dissertations or assignments are you struggling to do?

    Alternatively: Libraries - why are the employees only old, crotchety people over the age of fifty?

    This might be the easiest essay topic I ever heard.

    Just write this in size 100 font:

    THE ATLANTIC OCEAN

    Thank-you thank-you thank-you, you just reminded me where I need to put that point.

    A thousand <3's, offendi

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    I'm writing a five-six page paper on the Mahabharata due at 2:30.

    I have two paragraphs.

  • Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User
    I have a lengthy essay test to do on Egypt.

    Fuck the Egyptians.

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    i have to finish a paper on digital music rights
    i have to write a series of essays on something something criminal justice
    i have to write a napster-like program for my networking class
    i have to do a math project
    and i really have to get my ass in gear and start working on getting an internship


    instead of doing all this i'm blocking it from my brain for a while so i don't just quit

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User
    Faricazy wrote: »
    I'm writing a five-six page paper on the Mahabharata due at 2:30.

    I have two paragraphs.

    Oh man, woooooowww. Best of luck to you.

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    Seph wrote: »
    i hate energy drinks
    the whole idea is ridiculous

    Wait so these are just colas with some bullshit half a teaspoon of powdered vitamins and your are gonna charge me like 2 dollars for this drink

    that tastes like ass
    because it ???

    excess amount of caffeine

    unhealthy amounts of caffeine

    people become dependent on this shit, and can't function without it, and have to upgrade from cola to the strong shit

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    Haha

    Being addicted to energy drinks.

    All the crackheads will laugh at you.

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  • skinny87skinny87 Registered User
    Faricazy wrote: »
    I'm writing a five-six page paper on the Mahabharata due at 2:30.

    I have two paragraphs.

    The who/what now?

    Also - good luck. Can you get an extension? Perhaps claim someone died or you broke a limb or you've become temporarily retarded or something?

  • skinny87skinny87 Registered User
    potatoe wrote: »
    i have to finish a paper on digital music rights
    i have to write a series of essays on something something criminal justice
    i have to write a napster-like program for my networking class
    i have to do a math project
    and i really have to get my ass in gear and start working on getting an internship


    instead of doing all this i'm blocking it from my brain for a while so i don't just quit

    wow potatoe, thats a lot of divergent essays and stuff - are you at college/school still?

  • AirAir Registered User regular
    i was at uni writing an essay on a book by haruki murakami until 1am last night
    it was hard because i am en engineer and i dont know how to write a fucking essay or give a crap about analysing a story

    and then in the lecture there was a discussion on the books and people were talking and i thought 'crap i missed all of these points and talked about completely different shit' so maybe he will just think it is a unique approach to the novel and i will get good marks for it

    my unique approach being to completely ignore the actual story

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    skinny87 wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i have to finish a paper on digital music rights
    i have to write a series of essays on something something criminal justice
    i have to write a napster-like program for my networking class
    i have to do a math project
    and i really have to get my ass in gear and start working on getting an internship


    instead of doing all this i'm blocking it from my brain for a while so i don't just quit

    wow potatoe, thats a lot of divergent essays and stuff - are you at college/school still?

    potatoe just does ridiculous academic exercises for no reason

    kind of like a hobby


  • SephSeph Registered User
    really i dont feel different from drinking energy drinks

    and it's ludicrous

    the name "energy drink"

    because any drinks gives you energy
    even water
    with it's non additive formula
    plus the body can't break down and utilize carbonated beverages as fast as say
    gatorade
    the whole notion of energy drinks as they are marketed today is a lie

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    skinny87 wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i have to finish a paper on digital music rights
    i have to write a series of essays on something something criminal justice
    i have to write a napster-like program for my networking class
    i have to do a math project
    and i really have to get my ass in gear and start working on getting an internship


    instead of doing all this i'm blocking it from my brain for a while so i don't just quit

    wow potatoe, thats a lot of divergent essays and stuff - are you at college/school still?

    yeah, but it's all good. i've accepted the fact that each professor believes that they are the only one assigning a project, and that bitching about it to them is futile.
    plus they like you more and boost your grade when you aren't giving them shit for assigning actual work.

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    I'm writing a five-six page paper on the Mahabharata due at 2:30.

    I have two paragraphs.

    The who/what now?

    Also - good luck. Can you get an extension? Perhaps claim someone died or you broke a limb or you've become temporarily retarded or something?
    You know, the great Indian epic, longest poem in the world?

    We watched the Peter Brook movie though. It was terrible.

  • skinny87skinny87 Registered User
    Faricazy wrote: »
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    I'm writing a five-six page paper on the Mahabharata due at 2:30.

    I have two paragraphs.

    The who/what now?

    Also - good luck. Can you get an extension? Perhaps claim someone died or you broke a limb or you've become temporarily retarded or something?
    You know, the great Indian epic, longest poem in the world?

    We watched the Peter Brook movie though. It was terrible.

    Can't say I've ever heard of it. How come you put it off until now though?

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    I'm writing a five-six page paper on the Mahabharata due at 2:30.

    I have two paragraphs.

    The who/what now?

    Also - good luck. Can you get an extension? Perhaps claim someone died or you broke a limb or you've become temporarily retarded or something?
    You know, the great Indian epic, longest poem in the world?

    We watched the Peter Brook movie though. It was terrible.

    Can't say I've ever heard of it. How come you put it off until now though?
    Because.

  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User
    Shrug

    I'm basically just here to be like "look at the foreigner drink Red Bull, don't you wanna be like him!"

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  • skinny87skinny87 Registered User
    Faricazy wrote: »
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    I'm writing a five-six page paper on the Mahabharata due at 2:30.

    I have two paragraphs.

    The who/what now?

    Also - good luck. Can you get an extension? Perhaps claim someone died or you broke a limb or you've become temporarily retarded or something?
    You know, the great Indian epic, longest poem in the world?

    We watched the Peter Brook movie though. It was terrible.

    Can't say I've ever heard of it. How come you put it off until now though?
    Because.

    Best reason of all. I wouldn't worry too much - I left my presentation for my course until two days before and got a First for it, so it'll work out.

  • skinny87skinny87 Registered User
    Shrug

    I'm basically just here to be like "look at the foreigner drink Red Bull, don't you wanna be like him!"

    What do you have to do for this Red Bull thing exactly? Are you on a Red-Bull sponsored scholarship?

  • SephSeph Registered User
    Shrug

    I'm basically just here to be like "look at the foreigner drink Red Bull, don't you wanna be like him!"

    "look at the foreigner drink Red Bull, don't you wanna be not from Japan like him!"

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    ive been taking caffeine pills for the past week and a half

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    It would be awesome if you were a part of like Red Bull Flugtag Japan, all home-made airplanes turning into giant robots.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Shrug

    I'm basically just here to be like "look at the foreigner drink Red Bull, don't you wanna be like him!"

    What do you have to do for this Red Bull thing exactly? Are you on a Red-Bull sponsored scholarship?

    Not a scholarship, no. I'm paying to be here taking classes. Red Bull is just a side thing, kind of like an internship. Basically I find a time where I can get 100-200 people on campus to come to a party I organize. Then I get my people to bring the RB event Mini Coopers as well as a bar counter, a DJ booth, and a bunch of RB tables (those tall skinny can tables). Then we get liquor and mix it with the Red Bull and have a dance party on campus.

    I found out the other week I have access to a boat for a boat party if I get enough people.

    I also take photos at other parties.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User
    Seph wrote: »
    Shrug

    I'm basically just here to be like "look at the foreigner drink Red Bull, don't you wanna be like him!"

    "look at the foreigner drink Red Bull, don't you wanna be not from Japan like him!"

    Yes that is the feeling, actually. It's kind of gross, but I get to go to clubs for free so.

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  • skinny87skinny87 Registered User
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Shrug

    I'm basically just here to be like "look at the foreigner drink Red Bull, don't you wanna be like him!"

    What do you have to do for this Red Bull thing exactly? Are you on a Red-Bull sponsored scholarship?

    Not a scholarship, no. I'm paying to be here taking classes. Red Bull is just a side thing, kind of like an internship. Basically I find a time where I can get 100-200 people on campus to come to a party I organize. Then I get my people to bring the RB event Mini Coopers as well as a bar counter, a DJ booth, and a bunch of RB tables (those tall skinny can tables). Then we get liquor and mix it with the Red Bull and have a dance party on campus.

    I found out the other week I have access to a boat for a boat party if I get enough people.

    I also take photos at other parties.


    Ohhhh, one of my friends in the first year did that over here. She got cases and cases of the stuff, and had to target a specific demographic each week. She had to drive around in a Beetle with a RB Can on top of it though, which looked kinda dumb.

  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    Oh man, it would be awesome if you get the boat party happening, and afterwards, some guy on 2chan or something posts about how this gaijin stole his girl and they fucked on a boat and shit.

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    holy shit getting 8 hours of sleep actually works

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    haha, h5 teefs

    i scored a good 10 hours last night and it feels wonderful
    i haven't slept that much in months

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • SephSeph Registered User
    Seph wrote: »
    Shrug

    I'm basically just here to be like "look at the foreigner drink Red Bull, don't you wanna be like him!"

    "look at the foreigner drink Red Bull, don't you wanna be not from Japan like him!"

    Yes that is the feeling, actually. It's kind of gross, but I get to go to clubs for free so.

    That must be awkward. Being the object of desire in a place full of self loathing individuals and ideals. Not that they want to be with you, they want to not be them, there. But being with you is the closest they can be to that.

    That's like a slice of hell

    the last survivor in a boat with the denizens of a watery damnation clamoring to board your vessel

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    every day i wake up, look in the mirror, wish i was scarlet, and cry a little

    but then i grab a RED BULL ENERGY DRINK and i'm good to go!

    thanks red bull!

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
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