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Kittens like to [chat]

JansonJanson Registered User regular
edited October 2007 in Debate and/or Discourse
Oh yes they do!

That should curb your cute cravings.

I'm going to get some pork and sweet chilli sausages and grill them and serve them with a tomato sauce made from tomatoes, vinegar, honey and rosemary, and serve all of that with purple sprouted broccoli.

P.S. These are awesome:

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Yum!

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    first!

    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Talking of kettle chips, whatever happened to that spicy orange flavour (mesquite?)? They were one of the few brands I could eat and a couple months ago they just dissapeared from all the shops I use. God they were the best crisps.

  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Richy wrote:
    stilist wrote:
    Aldo wrote:
    Dynagrip wrote:
    It's probably because she doesn't want to end up in giant jar in his basement.
    He can make perfume out of her. :D
    The smell of sexual frustration.
    If I had her in a giant jar in my basement, I wouldn't be sexually frustrated... :P
    Maybe she's been reading your PA posts.
    If that were the case, I'd be worried by how long she stuck around me.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Leitner wrote: »
    Talking of kettle chips, whatever happened to that spicy orange flavour (mesquite?)? They were one of the few brands I could eat and a couple months ago they just dissapeared from all the shops I use. God they were the best crisps.

    I don't know, but you should really try the new honey barbecue flavour.

    Also, Richy, if you're not just being oblivious, then she sounds a little crazy/paranoid in which case you're probably best staying away, at least for now.

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  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I just walked away from my computer with my headphones still on. :|

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    kittens!


    I should really cook some dinner...just realised it's 7.30pm...

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Okay... This looks bad.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I just walked away from my computer with my headphones still on. :|

    Did they pull out of the computer, drag the computer off the desk, or cause your head to snap back when you reached the end?

    One of these is a funnier result than the others.

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Seriously J not only are you a monumentally umpleasant person when you start uttering the nonsense that passes for philosophy in your mind (shame on whatever institution you graduated in, and shame on your tutors for creating such a monster), but your sense of humor, such as it is, is awful.
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Janson wrote: »
    I don't know, but you should really try the new honey barbecue flavour.

    Also, Richy, if you're not just being oblivious, then she sounds a little crazy/paranoid in which case you're probably best staying away, at least for now.
    You think she's being paranoid? In all fairness, I was just talking about keeping her dead corpse in a giant jar in my basement and raping it from time to time...

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  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I just walked away from my computer with my headphones still on. :|

    Did they pull out of the computer, drag the computer off the desk, or cause your head to snap back when you reached the end?

    One of these is a funnier result than the others.

    The embarrassment was worse than the actual head snapping.

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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited October 2007
    yay, Janson

    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    BobCesca wrote: »
    kittens!


    I should really cook some dinner...just realised it's 7.30pm...

    I should leave work.
    _J_ wrote: »

    My housemate, ex and friends in general all love that site.

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  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Richy wrote: »
    In all fairness, I was just talking about keeping her dead corpse in a giant jar in my basement and raping it from time to time...

    But you meant that jokingly, right?


    ...Right?

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Okay... This looks bad.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I just walked away from my computer with my headphones still on. :|

    Did they pull out of the computer, drag the computer off the desk, or cause your head to snap back when you reached the end?

    One of these is a funnier result than the others.

    The embarrassment was worse than the actual head snapping.

    How many witnesses?

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    im in ur pub

    drownin mah sorrows

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Her behavior is totally warranted.

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Meow!

    Going out for Indian buffet in a bit, yummy!

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  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I just walked away from my computer with my headphones still on. :|

    Did they pull out of the computer, drag the computer off the desk, or cause your head to snap back when you reached the end?

    One of these is a funnier result than the others.

    The embarrassment was worse than the actual head snapping.

    How many witnesses?

    No one, I just felt like an incredible ass.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Richy wrote: »
    In all fairness, I was just talking about keeping her dead corpse in a giant jar in my basement and raping it from time to time...

    But you meant that jokingly, right?


    ...Right?

    Of course.

    <.<

    >.>

    *smiles innocently*

    *closes door to basement*



    So, how about that local sports team?

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    mmm chicken tikka masala

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Meow!

    Going out for Indian buffet in a bit, yummy!
    I went to an all-you-can-eat sushi for dinner last night.

    It's 3pm now, I haven't had breakfast or lunch yet, and I'm not even remotely hungry.

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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited October 2007
    dooooooooooooooo

    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Richy wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    I don't know, but you should really try the new honey barbecue flavour.

    Also, Richy, if you're not just being oblivious, then she sounds a little crazy/paranoid in which case you're probably best staying away, at least for now.
    You think she's being paranoid? In all fairness, I was just talking about keeping her dead corpse in a giant jar in my basement and raping it from time to time...

    Wait, I missed something here.

    What I gleaned was:

    You were friends

    She sends you an odd facebook message

    You're no longer friends and you think you haven't done anything untoward

    ???

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Janson wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    I don't know, but you should really try the new honey barbecue flavour.

    Also, Richy, if you're not just being oblivious, then she sounds a little crazy/paranoid in which case you're probably best staying away, at least for now.
    You think she's being paranoid? In all fairness, I was just talking about keeping her dead corpse in a giant jar in my basement and raping it from time to time...

    Wait, I missed something here.

    What I gleaned was:

    You were friends

    She sends you an odd facebook message

    You're no longer friends and you think you haven't done anything untoward

    ???
    Yeah, the necrophilia thing was just a [chat] joke. I didn't tell her that. Nor did I have any intentions of actually doing it.

    As for what happened, it may take more than three lines to explain, and I may get lynched by the [chat] population if I tell the story again. I can PM it to you if you'd really like.

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Richy wrote: »
    I went to an all-you-can-eat sushi for dinner last night.

    It's 3pm now, I haven't had breakfast or lunch yet, and I'm not even remotely hungry.

    Yeah, same thing happens when I get stuffed on sushi too. Fish is really good for stuffing your face, since it's very light in your stomach but still chock full of protein so it doesn't get broken down in 2 minutes like bread or pasta.

    Also, Richy, you might be overreacting a bit, I mean it's only been, what 3 days? She might be busy or something :P But really, no matter what's going on at her end, the worst thing you can do is freak out. If she isn't being paranoid, then you've just given her reason to be; and if she was being paranoid, you've just justified her paranoia.

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  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Richy, I want to hear the story, too.

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  • SamiSami Registered User
    edited October 2007
    Time to go sprint stairs D: wish me luck

    Preacher wrote:
    That's the kicker, not only is our healthcare not cutting mustard we are overpaying for shitty healthcare. We have the olive garden of healthcare.
  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited October 2007
    and you are my African Queen, the girl of my dreams.
    you take me where I've never been
    you make my heart go ting-a-ling-a-ling, oh ahh
    you are my African Queen, the girl of my dreams
    and you remind me of a thing
    and that is the African beauty yeahhh

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Richy, put the story in a spoiler, then no one who's already read it has to read it

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Elle me dit : Quelque chose
    Me tourmente. Et j'aperçus
    Son cou de neige, et, dessus,
    Un petit insecte rose.

    J'aurais dû - mais, sage ou fou,
    A seize ans on est farouche,
    Voir le baiser sur sa bouche
    Plus que l'insecte à son cou.

    On eût dit un coquillage ;
    Dos rose et taché de noir.
    Les fauvettes pour nous voir
    Se penchaient dans le feuillage.

    Sa bouche franche était là :
    Je me courbai sur la belle,
    Et je pris la coccinelle ;
    Mais le baiser s'envola.

    - Fils, apprends comme on me nomme,
    Dit l'insecte du ciel bleu,
    Les bêtes sont au bon Dieu,
    Mais la bêtise est à l'homme.

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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited October 2007
    live your life off the wall
    (live it off the wall)

    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Don't chu wish ya girlfriend was hot like me~

    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Salome wrote:
    Ah!
    Du wolltest mich nicht deinen Mund
    küssen lassen, Jokanaan!
    Wohl, ich werde ihn jetzt küssen!
    Ich will mit meinen Zähnen
    hineinbeißen,
    wie man in eine reife Frucht
    beißen mag.
    Ja, ich will ihn jetzt küssen
    deinen Mund, Jokanaan.
    Ich hab' es gesagt.
    Hab' ich's nicht gesagt?
    Ah! ah! Ich will ihn jetzt küssen.
    Aber warum siehst du mich nicht an,
    Jokanaan?
    Deine Augen,
    die so schrecklich waren,
    so voller Wut und Verachtung,
    sind jetzt geschlossen.
    Warum sind sie geschlossen?
    Öffne doch die Augen!
    So hebe deine Lider, Jokanaan!
    Warum siehst du mich nicht an?
    Hast du Angst vor mir, Jokanaan,
    daß du mich nicht ansehen willst?
    Und deine Zunge,
    sie spricht kein Wort, Jokanaan,
    diese Scharlachnatter,
    die ihren Geifer gegen mich spie.
    Es ist seltsam, nicht?
    Wie kommt es, daß diese rote Natter
    sich nicht mehr rührt?
    Du sprachst böse Worte gegen mich,
    gegen mich, Salome,
    die Tochter der Herodias,
    Prinzessin von Judäa.
    Nun wohl!
    Ich lebe noch, aber du bist tot,
    und dein Kopf, dein Kopf gehört mir!
    Ich kann mit ihm tun, was ich will.
    Ich kann ihn den Hunden vorwerfen
    und den Vögeln der Luft.
    Was die Hunde übrig lassen,
    sollen die Vögel der Luft verzehren.
    Ah! Jokanaan, Jokanaan,
    du warst schön.
    Dein Leib war eine Elfenbeinsäule
    auf silbernen Füßen.
    Er war ein Garten voller Tauben
    in der Silberlilien Glanz.
    Nichts in der Welt
    war so weiß wie dein Leib.
    Nichts in der Welt
    war so schwarz wie dein Haar.
    In der ganzen Welt
    war nichts so rot wie dein Mund.
    Deine Stimme
    war ein Weirauchgefäß,
    und wenn ich ansah,
    hörte ich geheimnisvolle Musik.
    Ah! Warum hast du mich nicht angesehn,
    Jokanaan? Du legtest über deine Augendie Binde eines,
    der seinen Gott schauen wollte.Wohl!
    Du hast deinen Gott gesehn, Jokanaan,
    aber mich, mich, hast du nie gesehn.
    Hättest du mich gesehn, du hättest mich geliebt!
    Ich dürste nach deiner Schönheit.
    Ich hungre nach deinem Leib.
    Nicht Wein noch Äpfelkönnen mein Verlangen stillen.
    Was soll ich jetzt tun, Jokanaan?
    Nicht die Fluten, noch die großen Wasser
    können dieses brünstige Begehren löschen.
    Oh! Warum sahst du mich nicht an?
    Hättest du mich angesehn,
    du hättest mich geliebt.
    Ich weiß es wohl, du hättest mich geliebt.
    Und das Geheimnis der Liebe ist größer
    als das Geheimnis des Todes.

    Edit: Hmm, that was a bit longer than I thought...

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I want to start an H/A thread about whether I should get GH3 for PS2 or if I ought to go ahead and buy a 360.

    Seems like an important enough decision...

    Seriously J not only are you a monumentally umpleasant person when you start uttering the nonsense that passes for philosophy in your mind (shame on whatever institution you graduated in, and shame on your tutors for creating such a monster), but your sense of humor, such as it is, is awful.
  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited October 2007
    Aldo wrote: »
    Don't chu wish ya girlfriend was hot like me~
    Well, no, because you’re not terribly feminine.

    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    Don't chu wish ya girlfriend was hot like me~
    Well, no, because you’re not terribly feminine.

    Don't chu?
    *moaning sound*

    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
  • SamiSami Registered User
    edited October 2007
    Oh god my lungs/heart/thighs are dying... No more weed.

    Preacher wrote:
    That's the kicker, not only is our healthcare not cutting mustard we are overpaying for shitty healthcare. We have the olive garden of healthcare.
  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Man, too much Avatar is messing with my head.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Okay... This looks bad.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    Oh god my lungs/heart/thighs are dying... No more weed.

    ...Thighs?

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