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I Just Accidentally Kneed Framling in the Balls

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Yes. Makeover episode.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I guess I'd say "phewf-ta" if they gave me that blonde fishing line hair too

    Redeemer on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    It was after that, though, when Tyra was doing the photo thing

    And she calls CariDee

    And CariDee is all 'phewf-ta'

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    bongibongi regular
    edited October 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Yes bongi we all know how freakishly low hanging your balls are

    not especially, i am just very adept at swinging my legs around wildly

    bongi on
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    No sex for Jordyn tonight.

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    EtchEtch Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    No sex for Jordyn tonight.

    that seems unlikely

    Etch on
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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Yes bongi we all know how freakishly low hanging your balls are

    not especially, i am just very adept at swinging my legs around wildly

    Like two beach balls

    Redeemer on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited October 2007
    i hate you

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    TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I want to hear Frams side of the story

    TiB on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Here's a guess

    'Ow'

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    i hate you

    Since when are huge, low hanging balls bad

    In fact they're indicative of a high sperm count

    Redeemer on
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    "Oh god it hurts"?

    EDIT: Critical Failure

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i hate you

    Since when are huge, low hanging balls bad

    In fact they're indicative of a high sperm count

    What does it matter, unless you plan on having babies?

    Sheri on
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    uurgh i drank too much last night

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i hate you

    Since when are huge, low hanging balls bad

    In fact they're indicative of a high sperm count

    What does it matter, unless you plan on having babies?

    But bongi told me he was hoping for some sort of serum to be created that would turn him hetero and allow him to have kids

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    bongibongi regular
    edited October 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i hate you

    Since when are huge, low hanging balls bad

    In fact they're indicative of a high sperm count

    What does it matter, unless you plan on having babies?

    i plan on having so many babies

    bongi on
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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Kovak wrote: »
    uurgh i drank too much last night

    More like not enough




    wait, no

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I like how you capitalised the thread title, Jordyn

    yes, of course.

    It's a title.

    Well I mean I just picture you trying to figure out how to capitalize it

    "wait, shit, balls should be capitalized"

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i hate you

    Since when are huge, low hanging balls bad

    In fact they're indicative of a high sperm count

    What does it matter, unless you plan on having babies?

    But bongi told me he was hoping for some sort of serum to be created that would turn him hetero and allow him to have kids

    adoption i.e. baby theft

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Man, it's a dangerous world out there.

    Can't trust nobody.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Guys, my balls are all right.

    They had my incredibly huge penis to protect them.

    Framling on
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    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Wouldn't getting kneed in the penis hurt, too?

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    i hate you

    Since when are huge, low hanging balls bad

    In fact they're indicative of a high sperm count

    What does it matter, unless you plan on having babies?

    But bongi told me he was hoping for some sort of serum to be created that would turn him hetero and allow him to have kids

    adoption i.e. baby theft

    cut it right out of preggo

    they hang around hospitals looking fat

    don't mistake them for the fatties with type 2 diabetes

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Nah, dongers are way more resilient than balls.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I mean, you never slap chicks around with your balls, do you?

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    the shaft is soft and flexible

    it rolls with the punches

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    It is a dependable weapon, changing shape for whatever you need. Like the T-1000

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Truly, the penis is a magnificent thing

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I slap chicks in the face with my nuts all the damn time. Once I knocked a bitch's teeth out with them because she was giving me sass.

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    SuperMosesSuperMoses Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    It also has great utility! Have you guys ever tried the thing where while erect you place a cashew on your dick and fling it into your mouth like it's a diving board? Nothing better than dick tossed nuts.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited October 2007
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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    :roll:

    Just because you hate your penis doesn't mean that the rest of us can't appreciate ours.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Yeah, and then we all drove down to the BK Lounge in out CT2007's and took turns running over each others' legs.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    :roll:

    Well put

    It's weird to see such penis envy in someone who actually HAS a penis. TFS is so ungrateful!

    Either that or he just wants me to relieve him of a few teeth.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    Yeah, and then we all drove down to the BK Lounge in out CT2007's and took turns running over each others' legs.

    third legs

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    bongibongi regular
    edited October 2007
    my penis is a strange and beautiful animal that frolicks freely whenever no-one is looking

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited October 2007
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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    jump up and down with a boner

    hee hee

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