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Always hungry, turns into 80's music references

JimothyJimothy Not in front of the foxhe's with the owlRegistered User regular
edited November 2007 in Social Entropy++
Why do people in my building not get hungry? Every night around 10 I find that I am suddenly starving. You can imagine that I run out of whatever food I have almost immediately, so I find myself spending a lot more money than I want to.

And so I've just ordered a small pizza by myself because no one wanted to go in on a large with me. This is much more expensive than it would be if someone else were hungry.

To top it off, I am never full anymore. Ever. On Tuesday I had a footlong and a cookie from Subway for lunch, but I was still starving, so I used my meal plan to buy this chicken wrap thing, and I was still hungry.

This thread is for complaining about people who will not go in on a pizza with you, or about the problem of hunger in general. Not world hunger, personal hunger. The important kind.

Alternate topic: Complain about something equally trivial.

Jimothy on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    do you also wear your sunglasses?

    potatoe on
  • Mr. ShineMr. Shine Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I am paralyzed by options.

    Mr. Shine on
    Yeah your alias says your captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets, 'cause he won't speak English anyway.
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    You're dying.

    Faricazy on
  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    WHO HAS WOKEN ME FROM MY SLUMBER

    QuestionMarkMan on
  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Order a large and save it for breakfast you twit.

    Starfuck on
    jackfaces
    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
    - John McCallum
  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    maybe you should slow down, little piggy

    AHH! on
  • Mr. ShineMr. Shine Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    oh god Fari I bequeath my vast fortune to you or maybe the geek blurgh

    Mr. Shine on
    Yeah your alias says your captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets, 'cause he won't speak English anyway.
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Have you developed an irrational fear of garlic?

    cj iwakura on
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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    do you also wear your sunglasses?

    I like this post.

    I really should wear them, I would be so goofy.

    Oh look, my phone is buzzing. My overlly expensive small pizza is here.

    Jimothy on
  • Mr. ShineMr. Shine Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Are you allergic to shellfish?

    Mr. Shine on
    Yeah your alias says your captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets, 'cause he won't speak English anyway.
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i just made some hotdogs

    actually, i was going to make hotdogs, but i was surprised to find that i actually had cheesedogs

    it was alright

    i was still hungry so i drank a bunch of water and now i'm fine

    there's your solution to hunger, drink lots of water

    potatoe on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Mr. Shine wrote: »
    Are you allergic to shellfish?

    right then!

    smoke 'em if you got 'em!

    potatoe on
  • eric.eric. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    tapeworm in small intestine.



    EAT. STEAK.

    STEAK.

    eric. on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Jimothy, you should just eat oatmeal.

    A LOT of oatmeal.

    But not too much.

    Too much gives you the goopy poopy.

    ChicoBlue on
  • Mr. ShineMr. Shine Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    Mr. Shine wrote: »
    Are you allergic to shellfish?

    right then!

    smoke 'em if you got 'em!

    <3

    Mr. Shine on
    Yeah your alias says your captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets, 'cause he won't speak English anyway.
  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I get hungry sometimes like 3, 4 times a day

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    excuse me? baking powder?

    QuestionMarkMan on
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    I get hungry sometimes like 3, 4 times a day

    It's cancer

    Green on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Maybe you should stop whining like a little bitch.

    Ruckus on
  • Mr. ShineMr. Shine Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    I get hungry sometimes like 3, 4 times a day

    It's lupus

    Mr. Shine on
    Yeah your alias says your captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets, 'cause he won't speak English anyway.
  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    you could try

    I don't know

    eating dinner

    Randall_Flagg on
  • Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Maybe they just don't want to eat with you.

    Agent Vesago on
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  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I get hungry too.

    Jimmy let's go get some pizza

    and watch avatar.

    and play some video games

    TiB on
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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    you could try

    I don't know

    eating dinner

    I do. Like I said, I eat a lot.

    Oh man, this pizza is so small. It is not worth $7.05.

    Jimothy on
  • Mr. ShineMr. Shine Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I get hungry too.

    That means it's time to go to bed.

    That way, breakfast is extra appreciated.

    Mr. Shine on
    Yeah your alias says your captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets, 'cause he won't speak English anyway.
  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Maybe they just don't want to eat with you.

    I thought about this.

    But sometimes, they do get pizza with me.

    Just not as often as I'd like.

    Jimothy on
  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    TiB wrote: »
    I get hungry too.

    Jimmy let's go get some pizza

    and watch avatar.

    and play some video games

    I like this plan. Are you anywhere near Pittsburgh?

    I have the first two seasons. And a Wii.

    Jimothy on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    sometimes i only eat one real meal a day

    like, i'll get up at 7:30am
    eat a sandwich around 3pm
    then have a little something like a bagel around 11pm

    potatoe on
  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I KNOW A FAT PERSON

    she is
    angtretwd

    Randall_Flagg on
  • Mr. ShineMr. Shine Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    sometimes i only eat one real meal a day

    like, i'll get up at 7:30am
    eat a sandwich around 3pm
    then have a little something like a bagel around 11pm

    what

    Mr. Shine on
    Yeah your alias says your captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets, 'cause he won't speak English anyway.
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Mr. Shine wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    sometimes i only eat one real meal a day

    like, i'll get up at 7:30am
    eat a sandwich around 3pm
    then have a little something like a bagel around 11pm

    what

    i was discussing my eating pattern for most mondays, wednesdays, and fridays

    potatoe on
  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Jimothy wrote: »
    TiB wrote: »
    I get hungry too.

    Jimmy let's go get some pizza

    and watch avatar.

    and play some video games

    I like this plan. Are you anywhere near Pittsburgh?

    I have the first two seasons. And a Wii.

    Michigan :(

    I like to spy on potatoe from his closet.

    TiB on
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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Mr. Shine wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    sometimes i only eat one real meal a day

    like, i'll get up at 7:30am
    eat a sandwich around 3pm
    then have a little something like a bagel around 11pm

    what

    This, too, was my reaction.

    Are you like those penguins that don't eat for months on end or whatever?

    Jimothy on
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    sometimes i don't eat much of anything in one day

    Kadith on
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Mr. Shine wrote: »
    oh god Fari I bequeath my vast fortune to you or maybe the geek blurgh

    Sweet, I love vast fortunes.

    The Geek on
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  • Mr. ShineMr. Shine Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I mean, yeah. Some days you just don't eat much.

    But with any regularity?

    Damn what.

    Mr. Shine on
    Yeah your alias says your captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets, 'cause he won't speak English anyway.
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    classes from 9 to 2, so i don't eat then

    and then i'm too cheap to buy a lot of food, so i have to ration it

    i learned to ignore hunger years ago

    potatoe on
  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Mr. Shine wrote: »
    Green wrote: »
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    I get hungry sometimes like 3, 4 times a day

    It's lupus

    nooooooooooo

    Dex Dynamo on
  • Mr. ShineMr. Shine Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    You're like some sort of super-warrior

    Mr. Shine on
    Yeah your alias says your captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets, 'cause he won't speak English anyway.
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    some weeks i'll ration myself to one meal a day for money and time reasons

    it's really not that hard

    Kadith on
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