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i'm a disgusting human being with bodily problems that are bad for my body

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    I have a luxuriantly hairy chest and back. The hair's actually quite soft.

    Hey WaM, do you walk in circles if you're not paying attention?
    dude I bet if I had a huge empty field and I just started casually walking, I'd start tracking ever so slightly to the left, like a shopping cart

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    That's awesome
    your awesome

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    The Reverend Dr GalactusThe Reverend Dr Galactus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    I have really bad eyesight. That is pretty much my only problem right now.

    I have really bad eyesight immediately after blowing my nose. Unfortunately, I have to blow my nose all year round.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    do you hold the tissue with your eyes or something?
    like, shove the corners in your eyes and then squint real tight and blow?

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    The only thing I have is a smokers cough.

    I'm going to out live more than half the people here.

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    NATIKNATIK DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    do you hold the tissue with your eyes or something?
    like, shove the corners in your eyes and then squint real tight and blow?

    That would be an awesome way to blow your nose.

    Also, I have arthritis in my ankles, my left elbow bends at wrong angles and I cant stretch my 3 middle fingers on my left hand.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    hey shibby
    just so you know

    your avatar is getting tripoded

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    NATIK wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    do you hold the tissue with your eyes or something?
    like, shove the corners in your eyes and then squint real tight and blow?

    That would be an awesome way to blow your nose.

    Also, I have arthritis in my ankles, my left elbow bends at wrong angles and I cant stretch my 3 middle fingers on my left hand.
    You have three middle fingers on your left hand?

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    hey shibby
    just so you know

    your avatar is getting tripoded
    Hey potatoe
    Just so you know

    I'm too lazy to change it

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    nothing's wrong with me

    I'm a golden god

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    NATIKNATIK DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Auntie Shibby wrote: »
    NATIK wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    do you hold the tissue with your eyes or something?
    like, shove the corners in your eyes and then squint real tight and blow?

    That would be an awesome way to blow your nose.

    Also, I have arthritis in my ankles, my left elbow bends at wrong angles and I cant stretch my 3 middle fingers on my left hand.
    You have three middle fingers on your left hand?

    No I meant the three fingers that would be considered in the middle, compared to the relative position of fingers on a five finger hand.

    I am not a native english speaker I had no idea a finger had the name "middle finger".

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    NATIK wrote: »
    Auntie Shibby wrote: »
    NATIK wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    do you hold the tissue with your eyes or something?
    like, shove the corners in your eyes and then squint real tight and blow?

    That would be an awesome way to blow your nose.

    Also, I have arthritis in my ankles, my left elbow bends at wrong angles and I cant stretch my 3 middle fingers on my left hand.
    You have three middle fingers on your left hand?

    No I meant the three fingers that would be considered in the middle, compared to the relative position of fingers on a five finger hand.

    I am not a native english speaker I had no idea a finger had the name "middle finger".
    It,s uh, the one in the middle on a five fingered hand.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Thumb, Index, Middle, Ring, and the Pinky.

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    RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Man Smart Hero, if I ever see you in person I'm buying you a beer.

    That sucks dude.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Kovak wrote: »
    nothing's wrong with me

    I'm a golden god

    kings

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    I wasn't trying to be a cock or anything, just letting you know.

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    We picked the most arbitrary names for our fingers in English.

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    NATIKNATIK DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Auntie Shibby wrote: »
    Thumb, Index, Middle, Ring, and the Pinky.

    Well then my Index, Middle and Ring fingers are the fucked ones.

    And no worries on correcting it, if it is indeed a stupid sentence in english it should be corrected.

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    NATIKNATIK DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Killjoy wrote: »
    We picked the most arbitrary names for our fingers in English.

    They are called the following in danish:

    Thumb = tommel or tommeltot (I think this is after the old measurement "en tomme" which is like your inch.

    Index = pegefinger (pointing finger in english).

    Middle = langefinger (the long finger in english).

    Ring = ringefinger (the same).

    Pinky = lillefinger (the small finger).

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Rehab wrote: »
    Man Smart Hero, if I ever see you in person I'm buying you a beer.

    That sucks dude.

    Three years is the absolute worse case scenario. It's still up in the air.

    I'm not worrying about it.

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    snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I have a small lump on my left nut. It feels kind of like a tiny B.B.
    I went and had it checked out and my doctor said it was nothing to worry about. That was 3 years ago, so I think I'm okay.

    I still worry about it sometimes, though.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    You probably swallowed a BB when you were little or something.

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I'm in the same boat as you, SOTAR. I'm legally blind. I can still see, of course, but my glasses are heavy duty.

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    Captain CrunchCaptain Crunch Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I've got really bad athsma that is been getting progressively worse over the years

    Really fucked knees

    And that thing when your ears are always ringing.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2007
    i'm a ginger

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    i'm a ginger

    I'm so sorry.

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    snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Captain Crunch wrote: »
    I've got really bad athsma that is been getting progressively worse over the years

    Really fucked knees

    And that thing when your ears are always ringing.

    oh man. I might have that. I usually don't notice it unless it gets really quiet. It's like I can hear the silence or something. It's hard to explain.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Yeah I take off my glasses like I did right now just to try to convey how blind I am without them. I can still see the keyboard and screen but unless I focus I cannot read the letters on the keyboard and screen.

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    Yeah I take off my glasses like I did right now just to try to convey how blind I am without them. I can still see the keyboard and screen but unless I focus I cannot read the letters on the keyboard and screen.

    I can't see distinct images without my glasses unless I'm about 5-6 inches away from something. All I get are fuzzy shapes.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    H5 for super fucked up vision! Also we have similar music tastes. Metal makes you blind maybe?

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hi5!

    I was blind long before I developed a decent taste in music. Speaking of my blindness, I need a new pair of glasses. I've had mine for over 2 years, and they're starting to lose their effectiveness. I'd get contacts, but they seems too high maintenance and I'm very lazy.

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    Milquetoast ThugMilquetoast Thug Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I have a bad ingrown toe-nail. Really bad. Like, if I was if I was a boss monster in a video game, there would be a big circle around my toe, with glowing lettering pointing at it, screaming "WEAKPOINT". And then you'd shoot arrows at it to lower my guard before hitting me with the master sword repeatedly.

    But yeah, other than that, I got nothing on most of people in this thread.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    actually all we would need to do is step on your foot and you would be down for the count

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    coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i can't gain weight for the life of me

    also, i'm not as studly as i would like to be

    also, my family's dirt poor

    also, you're gay

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    hey, i have some weight you can have

    i've got plenty to spare

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I lucked out. When I was in 8th grade, I was about 5'3" and weighed around 205 lbs. Fast forward six months to mid-semester my freshman year and I was 5'9" and 145 lbs. As a junior, I'm now 5'11" and 153 lbs. Go genetics!

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i have been a larger person since the day i was born

    i mean, being lazy and eating shit hasn't helped

    but, jus' sayin' is all

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    I have two left hands

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2007
    i have soft teeth which makes them terrible teeth

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    SilvoculousSilvoculous Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    coldbird. wrote: »
    i can't gain weight for the life of me

    high metabolism

    hey, at least shitting is easier

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