The thing about trying to be as liberal as possible is that it makes you way more likely to be the cool grandpa.
How cool could I be when my grandkids are going through my tweets about handing over government administration to AI and making work obsolete with robot labor, like duh grandpa, how else would it be. I'd have the same problem as Tolkien, people thinking my shit wasn't novel at all!
Look all you judgemental descendents reading this right now, now was a different time! We are(were) ahead of the time!
Imagine how crappy our descendants handles will be after generations of just having to append more numbers and alternating case X -- that will be the final resource war.
simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
I'm finding myself minorly annoyed by the naming system for the oneworld airlines status hierarchy
Like, Qantas goes Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum! That is a solid order, you can think of the Olympics and go "hm yes I am a lowly Bronze, best avert my gaze from my Gold overlords"
meanwhile oneworld goes Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald
the hell is this shit, oneworld
what kind of precious stone hierarchy is this
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Apothe0sisHave you ever questioned the nature of your reality?Registered Userregular
I'm finding myself minorly annoyed by the naming system for the oneworld airlines status hierarchy
Like, Qantas goes Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum! That is a solid order, you can think of the Olympics and go "hm yes I am a lowly Bronze, best avert my gaze from my Gold overlords"
meanwhile oneworld goes Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald
the hell is this shit, oneworld
what kind of precious stone hierarchy is this
Red is bad
Blue is not bad but not great either
Green is good
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
The thing about trying to be as liberal as possible is that it makes you way more likely to be the cool grandpa.
How cool could I be when my grandkids are going through my tweets about handing over government administration to AI and making work obsolete with robot labor, like duh grandpa, how else would it be. I'd have the same problem as Tolkien, people thinking my shit wasn't novel at all!
Look all you judgemental descendents reading this right now, now was a different time! We are(were) ahead of the time!
Imagine how crappy our descendants handles will be after generations of just having to append more numbers and alternating case X -- that will be the final resource war.
What if we start having hereditary handles?
Descendent who is reading this, I grant you the handle of Winky. Use it wisely.
(You might have to use AJWinky instead because Winky gets taken a lot)
I'm finding myself minorly annoyed by the naming system for the oneworld airlines status hierarchy
Like, Qantas goes Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum! That is a solid order, you can think of the Olympics and go "hm yes I am a lowly Bronze, best avert my gaze from my Gold overlords"
meanwhile oneworld goes Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald
the hell is this shit, oneworld
what kind of precious stone hierarchy is this
Red is bad
Blue is not bad but not great either
Green is good
The thing about trying to be as liberal as possible is that it makes you way more likely to be the cool grandpa.
How cool could I be when my grandkids are going through my tweets about handing over government administration to AI and making work obsolete with robot labor, like duh grandpa, how else would it be. I'd have the same problem as Tolkien, people thinking my shit wasn't novel at all!
Look all you judgemental descendents reading this right now, now was a different time! We are(were) ahead of the time!
Imagine how crappy our descendants handles will be after generations of just having to append more numbers and alternating case X -- that will be the final resource war.
Your great great grandson, 123456789xXyYzZSeph1r0thZzYyXx987654321
The thing about trying to be as liberal as possible is that it makes you way more likely to be the cool grandpa.
How cool could I be when my grandkids are going through my tweets about handing over government administration to AI and making work obsolete with robot labor, like duh grandpa, how else would it be. I'd have the same problem as Tolkien, people thinking my shit wasn't novel at all!
Look all you judgemental descendents reading this right now, now was a different time! We are(were) ahead of the time!
Imagine how crappy our descendants handles will be after generations of just having to append more numbers and alternating case X -- that will be the final resource war.
Your great great grandson, 123456789xXyYzZSeph1r0thZzYyXx987654321
I hope Final Fantasy VII gets remade for every generation, so there will always be Sephiroths
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knitdanIn ur baseKillin ur guysRegistered Userregular
There's always a city, there's always a planet, there's always a Sephiroth.
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
There is a chance that my delay in buying tickets for a friend's wedding will result in Querry's parents using miles to get me some
I am continually amazed that they spend any quantity of resources on me
Like yes hello I've been dating your daughter for six months pls spend a thousand dollar-equivalents (admittedly, in miles) to send us to California for three days
And the things I have done to your daughter
Oh ho ho
I feel like they do not think about this more than "she basically lives with her on weekends, they're probably banging"
Don't be silly guys, with the pressures of global warming we will only be able to save the best posts, hand copied by monks. And no offense, but we're not going to make the cut.
Don't be silly guys, with the pressures of global warming we will only be able to save the best posts, hand copied by monks. And no offense, but we're not going to make the cut.
There's always a city, there's always a planet, there's always a Sephiroth.
As long as there are emo kids and overrated girl characters who get surprise refrigerated there will be Sephiroths.
So, hopefully, there will actually be no Sephiroths pretty soon.
what about the big black dude with a machine gun for a hand
Hopefully in the future Japanese game developers will realize that they should actually get to know a few black people in real life before writing them so they don't make horrible racist caricatures because the only black person they know is from reruns of the A-Team.
The thing about trying to be as liberal as possible is that it makes you way more likely to be the cool grandpa.
How cool could I be when my grandkids are going through my tweets about handing over government administration to AI and making work obsolete with robot labor, like duh grandpa, how else would it be. I'd have the same problem as Tolkien, people thinking my shit wasn't novel at all!
Look all you judgemental descendents reading this right now, now was a different time! We are(were) ahead of the time!
There's always a city, there's always a planet, there's always a Sephiroth.
As long as there are emo kids and overrated girl characters who get surprise refrigerated there will be Sephiroths.
So, hopefully, there will actually be no Sephiroths pretty soon.
what about the big black dude with a machine gun for a hand
Hopefully in the future Japanese game developers will realize that they should actually get to know a few black people in real life before writing them so they don't make horrible racist caricatures because the only black person they know is from reruns of the A-Team.
I feel like Barrett was one of the hardest parts about remaking FF7; how do you stay remotely true to that game in higher fidelity without having him come across super badly?
I think his performance in Advent Children was a lot more muted; maybe they do that? But then its not the same gaaaaame and people get dumb.
Easier to not even do the remake, honestly.
SW-4158-3990-6116
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
I'm finding myself minorly annoyed by the naming system for the oneworld airlines status hierarchy
Like, Qantas goes Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum! That is a solid order, you can think of the Olympics and go "hm yes I am a lowly Bronze, best avert my gaze from my Gold overlords"
meanwhile oneworld goes Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald
the hell is this shit, oneworld
what kind of precious stone hierarchy is this
idk its Gen III Pokemon games in ranked order of how good they are so it makes sense to me
I'm finding myself minorly annoyed by the naming system for the oneworld airlines status hierarchy
Like, Qantas goes Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum! That is a solid order, you can think of the Olympics and go "hm yes I am a lowly Bronze, best avert my gaze from my Gold overlords"
meanwhile oneworld goes Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald
the hell is this shit, oneworld
what kind of precious stone hierarchy is this
Red is bad
Blue is not bad but not great either
Green is good
There's always a city, there's always a planet, there's always a Sephiroth.
As long as there are emo kids and overrated girl characters who get surprise refrigerated there will be Sephiroths.
So, hopefully, there will actually be no Sephiroths pretty soon.
what about the big black dude with a machine gun for a hand
Hopefully in the future Japanese game developers will realize that they should actually get to know a few black people in real life before writing them so they don't make horrible racist caricatures because the only black person they know is from reruns of the A-Team.
pfft all the black people i hang out with have guns for hands and totally stacked
AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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Apothe0sisHave you ever questioned the nature of your reality?Registered Userregular
There's always a city, there's always a planet, there's always a Sephiroth.
As long as there are emo kids and overrated girl characters who get surprise refrigerated there will be Sephiroths.
So, hopefully, there will actually be no Sephiroths pretty soon.
what about the big black dude with a machine gun for a hand
Hopefully in the future Japanese game developers will realize that they should actually get to know a few black people in real life before writing them so they don't make horrible racist caricatures because the only black person they know is from reruns of the A-Team.
Why can't they make a character that is basically mr t with a machine gun?
Also the black guy in the Turks seemed pretty unobjectionable.
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Orphanerivers of redthat run to seaRegistered Userregular
The thing about trying to be as liberal as possible is that it makes you way more likely to be the cool grandpa.
How cool could I be when my grandkids are going through my tweets about handing over government administration to AI and making work obsolete with robot labor, like duh grandpa, how else would it be. I'd have the same problem as Tolkien, people thinking my shit wasn't novel at all!
Look all you judgemental descendents reading this right now, now was a different time! We are(were) ahead of the time!
Imagine how crappy our descendants handles will be after generations of just having to append more numbers and alternating case X -- that will be the final resource war.
The thing about trying to be as liberal as possible is that it makes you way more likely to be the cool grandpa.
How cool could I be when my grandkids are going through my tweets about handing over government administration to AI and making work obsolete with robot labor, like duh grandpa, how else would it be. I'd have the same problem as Tolkien, people thinking my shit wasn't novel at all!
Look all you judgemental descendents reading this right now, now was a different time! We are(were) ahead of the time!
don't listen to the flesh eaters, future folk
it's ok to judge them super hard
I will admit that we're probably going to all look pretty terrible for being meat eaters in the future
But we didn't have perfect meat substitutes and lived in a society that made eating meat inconvenient to avoid!
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Wait, narwhal descendants, this is important:
Grandpa basically devoted his entire life to booty.
I need you to know that.
It only manifested if I was going faster than 30 mph, and disappeared if I was turning to the right.
I figured it was an issue with my shocks, so I planned to take it in on Monday to get it looked at.
Before I left today I checked the torque on my lug nuts and it turns out the drivers side rear was way loose.
Tightened the nuts up to the correct torque and the "noise" went away.
Huzzah!
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Imagine how crappy our descendants handles will be after generations of just having to append more numbers and alternating case X -- that will be the final resource war.
twitch.tv/tehsloth
Like, Qantas goes Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum! That is a solid order, you can think of the Olympics and go "hm yes I am a lowly Bronze, best avert my gaze from my Gold overlords"
meanwhile oneworld goes Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald
the hell is this shit, oneworld
what kind of precious stone hierarchy is this
that building is corroding
Red is bad
Blue is not bad but not great either
Green is good
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
What if we start having hereditary handles?
Descendent who is reading this, I grant you the handle of Winky. Use it wisely.
(You might have to use AJWinky instead because Winky gets taken a lot)
The Lord Inquisitor - Prologue (WH40K fan film made in CryEngine)
as a member of Team Mystic,
"Great Great Grandpa keeps posting about some game he made, let's track that down!"
"Oh, how quaint and vanilla by our future standards!"
the answer: heck yes
gonna grab all the food so I don't have to buy anything on the plane
Your great great grandson, 123456789xXyYzZSeph1r0thZzYyXx987654321
I hope Final Fantasy VII gets remade for every generation, so there will always be Sephiroths
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
I feel like they do not think about this more than "she basically lives with her on weekends, they're probably banging"
I'm ok with them not knowing details
As long as there are emo kids and overrated girl characters who get surprise refrigerated there will be Sephiroths.
So, hopefully, there will actually be no Sephiroths pretty soon.
: o
Speak for yourself
what about the big black dude with a machine gun for a hand
Hopefully in the future Japanese game developers will realize that they should actually get to know a few black people in real life before writing them so they don't make horrible racist caricatures because the only black person they know is from reruns of the A-Team.
it's ok to judge them super hard
The rest of that clown car you can set on fire though.
But Tifa
I wish I liked it more
So many people seem to love it in a way I can't really grasp
I feel like Barrett was one of the hardest parts about remaking FF7; how do you stay remotely true to that game in higher fidelity without having him come across super badly?
I think his performance in Advent Children was a lot more muted; maybe they do that? But then its not the same gaaaaame and people get dumb.
Easier to not even do the remake, honestly.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
I believe it's pronounced "Boobs McPleaseBuySomeSelfRespectyPantsShortShorts".
idk its Gen III Pokemon games in ranked order of how good they are so it makes sense to me
Green is not a creative color
I think you had to be there. There is serious nostalgia at work.
I played the shit out of it but a lot of the characters annoyed me and the plot was some lame-ass bullshit especially there at the end.
And then I played FF8 and that one I actually loved, and loved the characters, and it had a real ending.
pfft all the black people i hang out with have guns for hands and totally stacked
Also the black guy in the Turks seemed pretty unobjectionable.
We will be the primes
I will admit that we're probably going to all look pretty terrible for being meat eaters in the future
But we didn't have perfect meat substitutes and lived in a society that made eating meat inconvenient to avoid!
And it tasted so good