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Bad Movie Discussion (and confessions)

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Deus Vult! OsloRegistered User regular
    How about that wrecking ball thing?

    Fuck off and die.
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    Oh yeah, that was brutal

  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    How about that wrecking ball thing?

    That was one of the worst scenes *shudder* but on the other hand the preview with homer and bart on the roof was one of the funniest simpson's moment in a long time.

  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    I actually really liked the movie.

  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    Thinatos wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Overneath wrote: »
    I really liked The Core. Has anyone mentioned that one yet? I just love the blissful idiocy of it all. "Terranauts," indeed.

    "Look, our magic ship which ignores the laws of physics is going to the center of the earth with a racially balanced crew to restart the core with a few small nukes."

    Plus, I thought I read a sequel was in the works, but I can't find a link right now for some reason.
    You know I started watching The Core because I thought it would be retarded funny, but it was just retarded and I passed out thirty minutes in and woke up to rolling credits. I guess my body wanted to protect me.
    I watched The Core with my physics major suitemate. That movie was awesome, if only because it spawned the second-best South Park episode of all-time.

    The drill is clogging up from all the hippies!

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  • RCagentRCagent Registered User
    RiffTrax, if you haven't heard of it, is from the original creators of MST3k, and is possibly the greatest fun and main reason to buy bad movies.

    Like the lovely Battlefield: Earth
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=-CZt_XyE3tg

  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    RCagent wrote: »
    RiffTrax, if you haven't heard of it, is from the original creators of MST3k, and is possibly the greatest fun and main reason to buy bad movies.

    Like the lovely Battlefield: Earth
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=-CZt_XyE3tg

    I laughed quite hard

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    I recently watched Bram Stoker's Dracula dubbed in Spanish

    We had to start watching it in English near the end because the DVD was being difficult. Although it was a terrible movie, t was so much better in Spanish because I didn't have to suffer through Keanu Reeve's English accent.

  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    I recently watched Bram Stoker's Dracula dubbed in Spanish

    We had to start watching it in English near the end because the DVD was being difficult. Although it was a terrible movie, t was so much better in Spanish because I didn't have to suffer through Keanu Reeve's English accent.

    It seems a common fault of American actors that they just can't manage a believable English accent.


    But then we have Sean Connery, who can't manage any accent at all except Scottish.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Registered User regular
    Silmaril wrote: »
    I recently watched Bram Stoker's Dracula dubbed in Spanish

    We had to start watching it in English near the end because the DVD was being difficult. Although it was a terrible movie, t was so much better in Spanish because I didn't have to suffer through Keanu Reeve's English accent.

    It seems a common fault of American actors that they just can't manage a believable English accent.


    But then we have Sean Connery, who can't manage any accent at all except Scottish.


    "And so we will shed up a new religion in this country! We'll call it the psychotic bastards religion!"


    "What about Church of England, your Majesty?"


    "Yes, Church of England, that's much bettah! Even though I am Scottish myself."

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    I suspect part of the problem with keanu's accent is that he has trouble stringing words together in the first place

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    you know it bugs me

    a lot of people rag on american actors who do bad british actors

    meanwhile

    british actors who do terrible american accents get a free pass

  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    i would love to see keanu attempt a cockney accent

    it would make my life worth living again

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User
    Christian Bale.

    I did not know he was english for the longest fucking time.

    I can't even imagine him with an english accent.

    I think I need to rewatch the prestige.

    Such a good movie.

    And it has *braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawooooo* david bowie in it.

    ** that's suposed to be a wicked sweet guitar riff.

  • GoatmonGoatmon Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    you know it bugs me

    a lot of people rag on american actors who do bad british accents

    meanwhile

    british actors who do terrible american accents get a free pass

    Fixed, Pony.

    Though I think the sentence was much sexier the way you put it.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    guys

    you know what movie really isn't that great

    but is still enjoyable?

    equilibrium

    it really is a pretty stupid movie

    but it's got neat stuff and things

  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User
    i would love to see keanu attempt a cockney accent

    it would make my life worth living again

    Would you.. please... tryto... stay in char..acter.

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    you know it bugs me

    a lot of people rag on american actors who do bad british accents

    meanwhile

    british actors who do terrible american accents get a free pass

    Fixed, Pony.

    Though I think the sentence was much sexier the way you put it.

    i am trying to think of how i originally wrote it could possibly be freudian

    and i just can't think of how

  • GoatmonGoatmon Registered User regular
    I think I need to rewatch the prestige.

    Such a good movie.

    Spoiler:

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    i would love to see keanu attempt a cockney accent

    it would make my life worth living again

    Would you.. please... tryto... stay in char..acter.
    YES

    Keanu Reeves is going to be in the fucking remake of the Day the Earth Stood Still

    its going to be horrible and I am going to cry

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    god i loved the critic

    time has not been kind to its pop culture references

    still

    OBEY DUKE

  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User
    I'm gonna go make a critic appreciation thread. It's been a while since we've had one of those, right?

  • tuggatugga how neat is that thats pretty neatRegistered User regular
  • GoatmonGoatmon Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    OBEY DUKE

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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    I recently watched Bram Stoker's Dracula dubbed in Spanish

    We had to start watching it in English near the end because the DVD was being difficult. Although it was a terrible movie, t was so much better in Spanish because I didn't have to suffer through Keanu Reeve's English accent.

    It seems a common fault of American actors that they just can't manage a believable English accent.


    But then we have Sean Connery, who can't manage any accent at all except Scottish.


    "And so we will shed up a new religion in this country! We'll call it the psychotic bastards religion!"


    "What about Church of England, your Majesty?"


    "Yes, Church of England, that's much bettah! Even though I am Scottish myself."

    "Mr. Pope, I'm gonna marry my first wife, then I'm going to divorce her, ahhh, now stick with me, my story gets better."

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    I recently watched Bram Stoker's Dracula dubbed in Spanish

    We had to start watching it in English near the end because the DVD was being difficult. Although it was a terrible movie, t was so much better in Spanish because I didn't have to suffer through Keanu Reeve's English accent.

    It seems a common fault of American actors that they just can't manage a believable English accent.


    But then we have Sean Connery, who can't manage any accent at all except Scottish.


    "And so we will shed up a new religion in this country! We'll call it the psychotic bastards religion!"


    "What about Church of England, your Majesty?"


    "Yes, Church of England, that's much bettah! Even though I am Scottish myself."

    "Mr. Pope, I'm gonna marry my first wife, then I'm going to divorce her, ahhh, now stick with me, my story gets better."

    hi5 for Eddie Izzard

    Dressed To Kill may very well be my favorite standup

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    did I leave the gas on?


    of course not. I'm a fucking squirrel.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Did you hear about Englebert Humperdink?

    Yeah, he died. I heard it in the car on the way over.
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    i guess the hitman movie came out?

    i'm going to go watch it just so i can hate it

  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    Dislexic wrote: »
    RCagent wrote: »
    RiffTrax, if you haven't heard of it, is from the original creators of MST3k, and is possibly the greatest fun and main reason to buy bad movies.

    Like the lovely Battlefield: Earth
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=-CZt_XyE3tg

    I laughed quite hard

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=_cThdJ0mYbo&feature=related

    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Dislexic wrote: »
    RCagent wrote: »
    RiffTrax, if you haven't heard of it, is from the original creators of MST3k, and is possibly the greatest fun and main reason to buy bad movies.

    Like the lovely Battlefield: Earth
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=-CZt_XyE3tg

    I laughed quite hard

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=_cThdJ0mYbo&feature=related

    SPELL YOUR NAME! SPELL YOUR NAME!

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  • TrustTrust Registered User regular
    I love this film way more than I should.

    And how has no-one mentioned the Police Academy series?

    EDIT:

    I forgot Hackers!

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Registered User regular
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Dislexic wrote: »
    RCagent wrote: »
    RiffTrax, if you haven't heard of it, is from the original creators of MST3k, and is possibly the greatest fun and main reason to buy bad movies.

    Like the lovely Battlefield: Earth
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=-CZt_XyE3tg

    I laughed quite hard

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=_cThdJ0mYbo&feature=related

    SPELL YOUR NAME! SPELL YOUR NAME!

    DO YOU WANT LUNCH?!

    Just out of curiosity, I found the Wikipedia listing of the film so I could get a good look into the plot.

    Just imagine my surprise to find that about 90% of the article is devoted to explaining how just horrible the film is.

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  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    I think I need to rewatch the prestige.

    Such a good movie.

    Spoiler:

    Christian Bale, Leonardo DiCaprio. What's the difference?

    It's an easy game to hate
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    I think I need to rewatch the prestige.

    Such a good movie.

    Spoiler:

    Christian Bale, Leonardo DiCaprio. What's the difference?

    the difference is christian bale is a god amongst men

  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    I legitimately enjoyed Spaced Invaders as a child.

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    I legitimately enjoyed Spaced Invaders as a child.

    Man I did too.

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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    "Hi. Any chance you can help me get out of this?"

    "Sorry."

    "Maybe we can just get together later, then."

    "I don't think you'll be up for it."

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  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    Theidar wrote: »
    I legitimately enjoyed Spaced Invaders as a child.

    Man I did too.

    I'm glad I'm not alone.

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