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Fun with Viruses

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Jimothy wrote: »
    They don't look at porn, because they can't have orgasms.

    Duh.

    Not with you, maybe.

    Okay, that was pretty good.

    You win this round.

    Jimothy on
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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Jimothy wrote: »
    They don't look at porn, because they can't have orgasms.

    Duh.

    Not with you, maybe.

    hahaha viv you are cool

    Dadouw on
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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    I sometimes watch gay porn.

    PotU on
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Yeah, but women are hot.

    Why wouldn't anyone want to watch a woman do a woman?

    Dadouw, I don't understand!

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Dadouw wrote: »
    That make as much sense as heterosexuals watching gay porn

    Heterosexuals doesn't watch gay porn

    Because gay = homosexual

    And homosexual isn't heterosexual

    Do you get my point I don't think I've explained it correctly

    wait are you saying i'm doing something wrong

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    But PotU you already make no sense

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Yeah, but women are hot.

    Why wouldn't anyone want to watch a woman do a woman?

    Dadouw, I don't understand!

    Me too aaaaahhhhhh

    Dadouw on
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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    But I maks sence.

    PotU on
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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    But I maks sence.

    Its actually quite funny to see this post with your sig and avatar

    Dadouw on
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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    You called?

    I brought friends.
    variolavirussmallpoxvirnm7.jpg
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    Oh computer viri, boring.
    Well since we're here you seem like a cool guy want to hang out?

    Theidar on
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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    I sometimes watch gay porn.
    I prefer shemale on shemale porn because then I cant tell if they are fags or dykes.

    Bedlam on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Jimothy wrote: »
    They don't look at porn, because they can't have orgasms.

    Duh.

    Not with you, maybe.

    hahaha viv you are cool

    pffft like I haven't heard that before

    GEE THANKS FOR YOUR VALIDATION, PERSON WHO IS SORTA OKAY BUT WHO I DON'T REALLY KNOW NOW I CAN DIE HAPPY
    I'm kidding you are a pretty okay dude from what I have seen which is admittedly not a whole lot you know how it does

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Jimothy wrote: »
    They don't look at porn, because they can't have orgasms.

    Duh.

    Not with you, maybe.

    hahaha viv you are cool

    pffft like I haven't heard that before

    GEE THANKS FOR YOUR VALIDATION, PERSON WHO IS SORTA OKAY BUT WHO I DON'T REALLY KNOW NOW I CAN DIE HAPPY
    I'm kidding you are a pretty okay dude from what I have seen which is admittedly not a whole lot you know how it does

    Yeah I can understand that hehe

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i wonder how many of those are swimming around in my urethra right now

    mrpaku on
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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Bedlam wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    I sometimes watch gay porn.
    I prefer shemale on shemale porn because then I cant tell if they are fags or dykes.

    Shemales are always guys.

    Always.

    PotU on
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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    i wonder how many of those are swimming around in my urethra right now

    Well the third one might be hanging out in that general area. The rest don't really head down to that territory.

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    Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    i wonder how many of those are swimming around in my urethra right now

    Not too many, the gonorrhea takes care of them.

    Fort1tude on
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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Theidar wrote: »
    You called?

    I brought friends.
    [a couple blobs and some models from his geometry project or something.]

    Oh computer viri, boring.
    Well since we're here you seem like a cool guy want to hang out?


    I am a cool guy.

    But no, we can't hang out.

    Okay fine.

    Jimothy on
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    Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    You can also try safemode with networking and http://housecall.trendmicro.com/

    Just click "Try not its free" and figure it out.

    This and bitdefender saved many a customers computer when I worked for Answers by Gateway

    Fort1tude on
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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    I sometimes watch gay porn.
    I prefer shemale on shemale porn because then I cant tell if they are fags or dykes.

    Shemales are always guys.

    Always.
    Thats silly potu, guys dont have boobies.

    Bedlam on
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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Fort1tude wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    i wonder how many of those are swimming around in my urethra right now

    Not too many, the gonorrhea takes care of them.

    so my college investments are paying off, then

    everything is going according to plan...

    mrpaku on
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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Bedlam wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    I sometimes watch gay porn.
    I prefer shemale on shemale porn because then I cant tell if they are fags or dykes.

    Shemales are always guys.

    Always.
    Thats silly potu, guys dont have boobies.

    And chicks don't have dicks.

    But guys can have boobs, just look at a fat guy.

    Me Too! on
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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Fort1tude wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    i wonder how many of those are swimming around in my urethra right now

    Not too many, the gonorrhea takes care of them.

    so my college investments are paying off, then

    everything is going according to plan...

    However, the gonorrhea is getting along fabulously with that wacky old syphilis.

    Theidar on
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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Bedlam wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    I sometimes watch gay porn.
    I prefer shemale on shemale porn because then I cant tell if they are fags or dykes.

    Shemales are always guys.

    Always.
    Thats silly potu, guys dont have boobies.

    Girls don't have penises and manly jawlines except for the ones on SE.

    PotU on
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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Theidar wrote: »
    You called?

    I brought friends.


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    that virus has so many penises

    so many

    redhead on
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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Theidar wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Fort1tude wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    i wonder how many of those are swimming around in my urethra right now

    Not too many, the gonorrhea takes care of them.

    so my college investments are paying off, then

    everything is going according to plan...

    However, the gonorrhea is getting along fabulously with that wacky old syphilis.

    well i'm sure they'll kill each other off before it gets too serious down there

    mrpaku on
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    TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    redhead wrote: »
    Theidar wrote: »
    You called?

    I brought friends.


    herpesvirusik5.jpg
    that virus has so many penises

    so many

    Which is fitting since its genital herpes.

    Theidar on
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    FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Anyone else tried Smartscan Deluxe?

    Not actually a pay program despite the "deluxe" bit. Seems to keep me free of pretty much everything as far as I can tell when I run Adaware occasionally too.

    Fletcher on
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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Bedlam wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    I sometimes watch gay porn.
    I prefer shemale on shemale porn because then I cant tell if they are fags or dykes.

    "Ya like dags?"

    BYToady on
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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I use avg

    we be chill

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    ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Just when I was getting over a bad cold, I suddenly get another sore throat that's a million times worse than the one I had pre-cold.

    BOO

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    ManBearPigManBearPig Registered User new member
    edited November 2007
    I hate it when I get a virus and get the shits. Do you realize how hard it is to terrorize Al Gore when you've got stomach cramps?

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    You should probably have tried harder on your first post.

    Silmaril on
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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Keep looking at cheap porn sites until you get a virus that counteracts the first one.

    In short, I prescribe infinite porn.

    Butler on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited November 2007
    have you tried anti-spybot thingies

    bongi on
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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Virii

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Iskander wrote: »
    Virii

    For fuck's sake not every word that ends in "-us" is pluralized by putting an "i" at the end.

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Not every word.

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Fuck I looked it up, it's actually 'viruses'.

    What the fuck, English?

    Iskander on
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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    jesus fucking christ there is an alarm clock going off in the dorm room next to me

    im pretty sure im gonna bust a hole in the wall and shut that motherfucker off

    tugga on
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