I physically like Delta's aircraft. That is, they are typically slightly bigger than other airlines in terms of legroom etc.
For other people this is a minor comfort but for me it means I can basically feel like I'm in first class no matter what
There's SO MUCH leg room
But I hate that they constantly overbook flights, I've never flown with them and felt comfortable that I was definitely going to get on the the plane and wasn't going to be asked to take a different flight
Arch dude
I think you kind of always have a lot of leg room don't you
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you this simple question
Has anyone ever said "oh this is too much legroom"?
I legit just read this in Nick Cage's voice, then just started doing lines from Face/Off
are YOU on the beer list?
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Donkey KongPutting Nintendo out of business with AI nipsRegistered Userregular
My review of every single coach airline seat I've sat in:
It is much too small. There is not enough space in any dimension. My shoulders are broader than the seat along my upper back. The adjustable headrest cannot touch my head. Not even the base of my skull. Even if i slouch my knees are permanently stuck into the seat in front of me except Jet Blue where there are a few millimeters. If the person in front of me reclines then all hope is lost. At no point can I even use the tray table.
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
My review of every single coach airline seat I've sat in:
It is much too small. There is not enough space in any dimension. My shoulders are broader than the seat along my upper back. The adjustable headrest cannot touch my head. Not even the base of my skull. Even if i slouch my knees are permanently stuck into the seat in front of me except Jet Blue where there are a few millimeters. If the person in front of me reclines then all hope is lost. At no point can I even use the tray table.
My review of every single coach airline seat I've sat in:
It is much too small. There is not enough space in any dimension. My shoulders are broader than the seat along my upper back. The adjustable headrest cannot touch my head. Not even the base of my skull. Even if i slouch my knees are permanently stuck into the seat in front of me except Jet Blue where there are a few millimeters. If the person in front of me reclines then all hope is lost. At no point can I even use the tray table.
Have you tried being the approximate size of middle schooler
My review of every single coach airline seat I've sat in:
It is much too small. There is not enough space in any dimension. My shoulders are broader than the seat along my upper back. The adjustable headrest cannot touch my head. Not even the base of my skull. Even if i slouch my knees are permanently stuck into the seat in front of me except Jet Blue where there are a few millimeters. If the person in front of me reclines then all hope is lost. At no point can I even use the tray table.
The seatbelt alone can bring a large man who is honestly watching his weight and trying very hard to tears. Anything else is without hope.
Flying is punishment for our sin of oil dependence.
If we were a moral species, we wouldn't waste all that energy flying through the air, filling our skies with CO2.
We'd leisurely travel on efficient, clean, and spacious trains.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Damn Arch with six hands you can jerk off like three people at once.
Synchronized orgasms
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I have found that airplane seating is dramatically improved by dating a small person and bringing them
So much more space
Also I got in and the alarm was going off, good times. I think the cleaning staff accidentally set it off because I was not in early enough to open the door for them? Ugh.
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I heard this morning on NPR that Ice-T is 59 years old today.
Finn should be looking to get his pension soon, right? Or is he above the mandatory retirement that I assume cops have.
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I mean, technically, current commercial airlines are suborbital.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you this simple question
Has anyone ever said "oh this is too much legroom"?
No they have not
Nothing further, your honor
It's you. You're the rocketman.
I legit just read this in Nick Cage's voice, then just started doing lines from Face/Off
It is much too small. There is not enough space in any dimension. My shoulders are broader than the seat along my upper back. The adjustable headrest cannot touch my head. Not even the base of my skull. Even if i slouch my knees are permanently stuck into the seat in front of me except Jet Blue where there are a few millimeters. If the person in front of me reclines then all hope is lost. At no point can I even use the tray table.
this is like 85% of my steam library
Abolish the air travel system.
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On the other hand Desc is defending my honor in public
On the third hand I don't want to put Desc against SiG with her new power level
On the fourth hand can I just say I came out here to have a good time and I'm just feeling so attacked rn
On the fifth hand I should probably stop over thinking this and get out of bed
But on the sixth hand I have to teach tonight and there's a cuddly kitten
Have you tried being the approximate size of middle schooler
The seatbelt alone can bring a large man who is honestly watching his weight and trying very hard to tears. Anything else is without hope.
If we were a moral species, we wouldn't waste all that energy flying through the air, filling our skies with CO2.
We'd leisurely travel on efficient, clean, and spacious trains.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
This is bullshit
You're bullshit
Why didn't you share at least a little
*Goes and sits comfortably in an airplane in a huff*
So much more space
Also I got in and the alarm was going off, good times. I think the cleaning staff accidentally set it off because I was not in early enough to open the door for them? Ugh.
Finn should be looking to get his pension soon, right? Or is he above the mandatory retirement that I assume cops have.
i would have happily given you a bit of my height and avoided the osgood-schlatter
god what is this the dark ages
Do you know how many spells she can cast per day now
So we have to be on our best behavior and when she comes in the thread you curtsy and say "good morrow Lady SiGmar" or else...
I N F R A C T I O N S
I mean, technically, current commercial airlines are suborbital.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
We're a slovenly and impolite society of phone-stare-ers now
desc has been warned for this post
says the ghost wearing a hoodie. Can't even be bothered to put on a tie.
I mean like "boom! you're at work now" would be pretty sweet.
I never expected this burn from captain bushmeat
except that the process is existentially horrifying
So is existing
fair
The front half of your cat is also at work, because we was trying to rub against your leg just as you zapped yourself.
Eh
No different from every other moment
Did someone say Osgood