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Cook Serve Delicious 2 can go to hell, the [Indie Game] Heat Signature is out

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Why are you fighting the giant woman instead of smooching her

    0/10 no sale

    Never not be fighting giant women

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    Why are you fighting the giant woman instead of smooching her

    0/10 no sale

    Never not be fighting giant women

    How dare u

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular


    really like the look of this

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMlOmZJ-K6o
    Shardbound is now on Kickstarter

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Any of you folks trying out the Gigantic game preview?

    Played one round of it so far, totally stomped the enemy team but not sure if I get the flow of the game at all yet.

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    Blue mapBlue map Hello darkness, my old friend. Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Any of you folks trying out the Gigantic game preview?

    Played one round of it so far, totally stomped the enemy team but not sure if I get the flow of the game at all yet.
    I haven't played it recently, but I played it a fair amount a month or two back and wouldn't mind giving it another spin if you want to group up.

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    I feel like Gigantic has been in some state of beta or another for like a decade

    I remember playing a couple games at PAX way back in the goddamn mists of time

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    yeah gigantic has been stuck in some kind of development hell

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular

    The Botanist is an optimistic game about growing plants, where every word in the world is a seed that grows a unique plant. It aims to bring people together through gardening.

    You are let go from your job, with very little compensation and even less in the bank. You choose to see this as an opportunity. To finally take the time to try and reach your dream of becoming a botanist. Work hard and believe in yourself, and you can achieve your goals.

    Complete customer requests and build your reputation, to try to become a professional Botanist.
    Curate a seed catalogue all of your own, where every word will grow a unique plant.
    Choose words that mean something to you. Your loved ones, pets, or favourite places.
    Collect varied pots and vases to create displays that suit you and your clients.
    Commemorate your favourite arrangements with your camera, and cherish the memories forever.

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    WyvernWyvern Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Any of you folks trying out the Gigantic game preview?

    Played one round of it so far, totally stomped the enemy team but not sure if I get the flow of the game at all yet.
    I played a little bit of Gigantic in its previous era of beta and I ALSO never got the flow of the game at all. It seems to be a persistant problem. It was always incredibly unclear to me what most of the various "towers" were actually contributing and how important investing in them was supposed to be.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular

    I enjoy this game, but like

    man i don't wanna be the person to break it to them that Actual Windjammers is coming to PS4 this year

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    LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    Oof.

    I saw that on twitter but skimmed past it, that Windjammers of 2017 line is real rough.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I legitimately don't know what all those Windjammers clones are gonna do now

    Nobody wants a new Windjammers, they just wanted a close enough substitute

    But now the real thing is coming back to eat all their lunches

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    LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    Speaking of NeoGeo games

    Any bets on someone breaking out the PS4 release of Neo Turf Masters on UPF today?

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    The cash grabs will die, the smart ones that innovated on the formula in fun ways will probably do okay

    there is still the possibility that windjammers comes back and turns out to be a crappy cash in on enthusiasm and not a good game

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular


    You are Narita Boy, a legendary digital hero in an epic quest through simultaneous dimensions.

    The aesthetic of the game is inspired by retro pixel adventures (Castlevania, Another World, Double Dragon) with a modern touch (Superbrothers, Sword and Sorcery) and an 80s plot homage (Ready Player One, He-Man, The Last Starfighter), accompanied by the retro synth touch of the old glory days.

    http://www.studiokoba.com/


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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Is the actual game going to have that fake tube tv look? Otherwise I love it

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Is the actual game going to have that fake tube tv look? Otherwise I love it

    If it is, it seems like an effect that could be made toggleable if people don't like it. So I hope they do that.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    i love naruto boy

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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    I cant find a single person in disk jam

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    DrDinosaurDrDinosaur Registered User regular

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    Has anyone tried Epic Manager? I completely missed that it came out in the game/sale flood in December and got a notification this week when it went on sale and I realised I had heard nothing about it.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    DrDinosaur wrote: »

    Naruto, the Japanese animation television show, is a global phenomenon that has touched the hearts of a generation of teens, and now you can find out exactly which character you would be if you were in the Naruto Universe™! Are you Naruto, the adventurous goofball, Sasuke, the angsty lone wolf, or even maybe a different character that there is? Only one way to find out!

    This quiz runs on the latest version of COMPUTOR™ and is optimized for Worldweb Investigator.

    FEATURES
    -State of the art multiple choice revolutionary quiz-based narrative
    -State of the art art featuring revolutionary pixel-based rendering
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    i love Narita characters

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »


    You are Narita Boy, a legendary digital hero in an epic quest through simultaneous dimensions.

    The aesthetic of the game is inspired by retro pixel adventures (Castlevania, Another World, Double Dragon) with a modern touch (Superbrothers, Sword and Sorcery) and an 80s plot homage (Ready Player One, He-Man, The Last Starfighter), accompanied by the retro synth touch of the old glory days.

    http://www.studiokoba.com/


    this is really cool, but the bolded part makes me negative excited

    they are probably going to handle it way better, tho, I guess

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Lalabox wrote: »
    Brolo wrote: »


    You are Narita Boy, a legendary digital hero in an epic quest through simultaneous dimensions.

    The aesthetic of the game is inspired by retro pixel adventures (Castlevania, Another World, Double Dragon) with a modern touch (Superbrothers, Sword and Sorcery) and an 80s plot homage (Ready Player One, He-Man, The Last Starfighter), accompanied by the retro synth touch of the old glory days.

    http://www.studiokoba.com/


    this is really cool, but the bolded part makes me negative excited

    they are probably going to handle it way better, tho, I guess

    Just wait for the sequence inspired by the 1980's classic WarGames

    Also where you have to watch a 20 minute cutscene of the character acting out the climactic scene from Die Hard

    Also something about John Hughes

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Lalabox wrote: »
    Brolo wrote: »

    You are Narita Boy, a legendary digital hero in an epic quest through simultaneous dimensions.

    The aesthetic of the game is inspired by retro pixel adventures (Castlevania, Another World, Double Dragon) with a modern touch (Superbrothers, Sword and Sorcery) and an 80s plot homage (Ready Player One, He-Man, The Last Starfighter), accompanied by the retro synth touch of the old glory days.

    http://www.studiokoba.com/


    this is really cool, but the bolded part makes me negative excited

    they are probably going to handle it way better, tho, I guess

    Just wait for the sequence inspired by the 1980's classic WarGames

    Also where you have to watch a 20 minute cutscene of the character acting out the climactic scene from Die Hard

    Also something about John Hughes

    and two straight pages of of just listing books and films that came out

    and you can tell that the main character is passionate about 80s stuff because one person says that a movie sucks and is for babies and the main character responds that no, that person sucks and is for babies and the movie is great because is has [actor name] in and that's the fucking deepest that this person can go when describing media and the book plays it off as an "epic argument that draws in crowds"

    or when the main character is like "i can't skip even one day of cyber school or they will expel me so it's going to be difficult for me to do this thing" and then two pages later after doing the thing goes "well i had good enough marks to skip the rest of the school year so i'm just going to forget about it as an important presence in this story"

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    christ


    ready player one was the worst fucking book i've ever read

    it was just so incompetent and the author couldn't write and interesting sequence to save his life

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Apparently I read Ready Player One close to this date years ago

    thanks, Timehop

    But yeah, it's not a great book. I liked it fine at the time I read it but in retrospect it is real real bad

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    I got caught in a conversation with an Agile software consultant who is supposed to be building up knowledge leadership at my work who cornered me into talking about how loves Ready Player One and what did I think of it?


    That conversation was about as enjoyable as you can imagine.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Lalabox wrote: »
    christ


    ready player one was the worst fucking book i've ever read

    it was just so incompetent and the author couldn't write and interesting sequence to save his life

    His second one, Armada, is worse

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Fishman wrote: »
    I got caught in a conversation with an Agile software consultant who is supposed to be building up knowledge leadership at my work who cornered me into talking about how loves Ready Player One and what did I think of it?


    That conversation was about as enjoyable as you can imagine.

    it was a test and you failed, you were supposed to do a Creative Sprint away from him

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I wonder if Spielberg will be able to make Ready Player One good

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Spielberg wrote:
    The movie won’t have any of my films in it. I’m not putting myself in this movie…They reference so many ’80s movies. I’m doing the whole pop culture thing. I’m just going to leave myself out of it. I can’t do that. Too self-referential.
    That includes stuff he worked on but didn't direct, like BTTF etc. Maybe a little too far in the other direction? But I can understand why he'd do it.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Fishman wrote: »
    I got caught in a conversation with an Agile software consultant who is supposed to be building up knowledge leadership at my work who cornered me into talking about how loves Ready Player One and what did I think of it?


    That conversation was about as enjoyable as you can imagine.

    I had one of the attorneys at my work tell me he was reading it and it's really good and have I heard of it?

    I was like uhh yeah I hear that's pretty good

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I wonder if Spielberg will be able to make Ready Player One good

    i do think that the idea itself isn't irredeemable

    like, there are some ideas that are raised by the setting, in that in a horrible future young people become obsessed with a nostalgia for a past they never even experienced. This in turn stifles newer creativity, and culture becomes more focused on dogmatically reconstructing older media without even an understanding of what made that media resonate in the first place. And thus the setting's "nerd culture" is solely based around liking a set list of approved media.


    And if you took this setting as a criticism of nerd culture, and maybe had the characters realise something about the value of creativity or something it might work.

    Or even just thought about why people might like nerdy things and why these books and movies and shows might resonate these people.



    Instead the entire book just felt like one giant "oh, so you say you like star wars? i bet you can't even say how many parsecs it took han solo to do the kessle run"

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