So with the smart condom/cockring/whatever, is this gonna end with people asking for their fuck metrics before they consider dating?
Will someone do this? Almost assuredly. Will it become a widespread phenomenon? Probably not.
If it catches on, it will likely be considered a pretty shallow thing to actually care about. Like, you might know what your partner's cock velocity is, because that's just a piece of data that people sometimes know, but it will be the same sort of thing as knowing how (sch)long someone's dick is. That said, there are people who care about that today, and I can absolutely see people wanting proof that they will be getting a "good fuck" before they get involved with someone.
Which of course presupposes that length multiplied by girth multiplied by velocity multiplied by time equals a good fuck, which I'm pretty sure we all know is a phallucy, but people got their preferences.
Can't wait for people to post their fuck profile pages here to get feedback and criticism.
I think I might still be a bit too self conscious for this one (yes, even I have limits) but if everyone else is doing it and I fit within a fairly standard deviation, yeah, I'd probably do that.
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LuvTheMonkeyHigh Sierra SerenadeRegistered Userregular
I read all of this, scratch my head, and just think to myself in a Dave Attenborough voice, "In the year 2017, the courtship dance of the human male is a peculiar thing..."
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I read all of this, scratch my head, and just think to myself in a Dave Attenborough voice, "In the year 2017, the courtship dance of the human male is a peculiar thing..."
Stephen Hawking, the world’s most renowned physicist and cosmologist, stated today that he is, in fact, heading to space—and it’s happening all thanks to the Virgin group (and a bit of modern technology).
In a statement back in 2015, Sir Richard Branson, founder of the Virgin group, said that, one day, he hoped to be able to carry Hawking to the stars. In the statement, Branson noted that this offer came as a result of the great respect and admiration that he has for Hawking:
Professor Stephen Hawking is one of the people I admire most in the world, an undisputed genius who has opened our eyes to the wonders of the universe, while also happening to be a kind and delightful man. He is the only person I have given a free ticket with Virgin Galactic, and he is signed up to fly as a Future Astronaut with us if his health permits it.
At 75 years of age, Hawking won’t be the oldest astronaut ever (that designation belongs to John Glenn, who went to space at the age of 77), but he will be the first person to go to space with amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS)—also known as Lou Gehrig’s disease. ALS is a motor-neuron disease that generally leads to death within five years of the initial diagnosis. Hawking’s condition was first diagnosed when he was 21, and he was not expected to see his 25th birthday.
Biologists are hunting the extinct Tasmanian Tiger after credible sightings in Queensland.
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MayabirdPecking at the keyboardRegistered Userregular
Good luck to them, but it'll probably turn out to be another ivory-billed woodpecker situation where people really, really wanted to believe that they had seen it but nothing held up in the end despite a lot of searching.
If they are still alive somehow though I'd worry about how inbred the population must be, if it's been small enough to avoid major detection all this time.
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
Yeah, they already had a pretty weird jaw. If they bred themselves into a Habsburg situation, that could get really unpleasant.
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
Oh shit I gotta go post on my cryptid forum!
Haha, just kidding, I don't post on a cryptid forum.
Tynnanseldom correct, never unsureRegistered Userregular
They're going to attempt fairing recovery on this flight, as well. That's a big deal not only because those are several million dollars, but also because they're a major bottleneck during construction. Each half is essentially a carbon fiber racing yacht hull, and they take a long time (weeks, I believe) to cure in large autoclaves. They'll steer them back to Earth and try to capture them using helicopter skyhooks.
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Wow these people are super fucking happy right now!
Wow these people are super fucking happy right now!
They're showing the empty landing pad, the satellite image cuts out for 30 seconds, then cuts back in and the rocket is on the landing pad. It's like the best magic trick ever.
Wow these people are super fucking happy right now!
They're showing the empty landing pad, the satellite image cuts out for 30 seconds, then cuts back in and the rocket is on the landing pad. It's like the best magic trick ever.
The cutoff was the satellite connection rather than the camera itself, so with luck the actual footage of the landing itself will be available soon.
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"wow you thrust 500 times a second but you only go about 1/8th of an inch? I gotta know what that's like."
I think I might still be a bit too self conscious for this one (yes, even I have limits) but if everyone else is doing it and I fit within a fairly standard deviation, yeah, I'd probably do that.
Is that measured in the standard form or the Lorentz invariant form?
also, are we talking metric or imperial here?
just asking for a friend because the conversion app will sometimes dock you a percentile or two.
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or so I have been told.
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I've always wondered how many pound-feet my thrusts are...
http://www.symmetrymagazine.org/article/the-abcs-of-particle-physics
https://creators.vice.com/en_us/article/meet-the-artist-using-ritual-magic-to-trap-self-driving-cars
same
https://futurism.com/stephen-hawking-is-going-to-outer-space/
Biologists are hunting the extinct Tasmanian Tiger after credible sightings in Queensland.
If they are still alive somehow though I'd worry about how inbred the population must be, if it's been small enough to avoid major detection all this time.
Haha, just kidding, I don't post on a cryptid forum.
Anymore.
Not since the Jersey Devil Incident.
Listen my man, that wasn't your fault.
Nobody can resist giving that bulbous-headed little hellspawn a noogie.
Your only mistake was trying to take a selfie instead of letting someone else steady the shot.
And then that jerk OgopogoStick just HAD to chime in!
eventually
yes
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They're showing the empty landing pad, the satellite image cuts out for 30 seconds, then cuts back in and the rocket is on the landing pad. It's like the best magic trick ever.
The cutoff was the satellite connection rather than the camera itself, so with luck the actual footage of the landing itself will be available soon.
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They are.
oh shit you're right. ok, doubly cool.
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