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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I would fight Teddy Roosevelt. I mean I'd lose. But I'd like to think I'd have a story to tell.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    New prompt

    Which cinematic President could you beat up

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Read a few stories on ol Honest Abe before you talk about how easy you could beat him.

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    hatedinamericahatedinamerica Registered User regular
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    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    i think the most satisfying president to kick the shit out of would be andrew jackson

    if you can get in range, sure
    motherfucker has like 6 guns on him though

    With the possible reward of kicking the shit out of Andrew Jackson at stake, I think I'd be sufficiently motivated to dodge six flintlock balls before closing the gap. Those things weren't very accurate. Totally worth the risk.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    We all agree that Clinton is the dirtiest fighter in the game, right

    Clinton will pull a pocket sand on you

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    New prompt

    Which cinematic President could you beat up

    Merkin muffly from doctor strangelove

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    New prompt

    Which cinematic President could you beat up

    Daniel Day Lewis Lincoln after he laughs at one of his many puns while his staff gets more and more uncomfortable

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    We all agree that Clinton is the dirtiest fighter in the game, right

    Clinton will pull a pocket sand on you
    Well I can't stop laughing at the loop of SH-SHHYEEAW in Clinton's voice running in my head now

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    New prompt

    Which cinematic President could you beat up

    bill pullman in the american president

    bill pullman in independence day would waste me, though

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    We all agree that Clinton is the dirtiest fighter in the game, right

    Clinton will pull a pocket sand on you

    Nixon

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    New prompt

    Which cinematic President could you beat up

    bill pullman in the american president

    bill pullman in independence day would waste me, though
    Bullshit, I would put money on any Pullman, anyday

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I could take Kevin Kline in Dave.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Fawst wrote: »
    i think the most satisfying president to kick the shit out of would be andrew jackson

    I think that would be the most justified. The most satisfying? I dunno, 45 has a high place on that list.

    i just have a feeling that motherfucker'd find a way to turn himself into a martyr after an ass kicking, and i don't wanna give him the ammo

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I could take Kevin Kline in Dave.

    Like Dave, or the original president he replaced? The original no, but Dave yes.

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    New prompt

    Which cinematic President could you beat up

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    We all agree that Clinton is the dirtiest fighter in the game, right

    Clinton will pull a pocket sand on you

    Nixon

    Nixon will just hire somebody to fight you, he'd never do it himself

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Read a few stories on ol Honest Abe before you talk about how easy you could beat him.

    Yep. Just like the stories told about 45, whose own doctor stated would be the fittest strongest President to have ever served.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Most underrated Combat President would have to be HW Bush

    You'd never expect it til he sucker punches you

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Read a few stories on ol Honest Abe before you talk about how easy you could beat him.

    Yep. Just like the stories told about 45, whose own doctor stated would be the fittest strongest President to have ever served.

    I'm just a hair more inclined to believe Lincoln stories.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Abraham Lincoln is probably the last president you want to get into a fight with.

    Like, sure, Jackson loved dueling... with weapons.

    Abe was a bare-knuckle boxer. A good one.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Most underrated Combat President would have to be HW Bush

    You'd never expect it til he sucker punches you

    But then he would declare victory before it was over and be open to a counter punch.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Read a few stories on ol Honest Abe before you talk about how easy you could beat him.

    Yep. Just like the stories told about 45, whose own doctor stated would be the fittest strongest President to have ever served.

    I'm just a hair more inclined to believe Lincoln stories.

    Well, that makes one of us.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    We all agree that Clinton is the dirtiest fighter in the game, right

    Clinton will pull a pocket sand on you

    Nixon

    Clinton pulls illegal wrestling holds

    Nixon pulls a dang knife

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    Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    p sure clinton is gonna dunk a saxophone on my head as a finisher if i try and fight him.

    reagan is the win/win because you can totally take him and also he was a monstrously bad president.

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    ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    I would imagine that William Henry Harrison at the peak of his 31 day presidency, likely already sick with pneumonia, would make for a quick fight.

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
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    I'm hoping at the end of the movie there's two of them.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    New prompt

    Which cinematic President could you beat up

    bill pullman in the american president

    bill pullman in independence day would waste me, though

    Michael Douglas was the American President!

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    New prompt

    Which cinematic President could you beat up

    Wasn't Terry Crews the president in Idiocracy

    Him, but the opposite question

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    cabsycabsy the fattest rainbow unicorn Registered User regular
    i would fuck garfield up

    I was scrolling and saw this without context and was like what the fuck is going on in this thread

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    cabsy wrote: »
    i would fuck garfield up

    I was scrolling and saw this without context and was like what the fuck is going on in this thread

    Garf head/Pam body or Pam body/Garf head

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    cabsy wrote: »
    i would fuck garfield up

    I was scrolling and saw this without context and was like what the fuck is going on in this thread

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Everyone knows the one president nobody is beating is fucking Abe Lincoln.

    no that's teddy roosevelt

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    cabsy wrote: »
    i would fuck garfield up

    I was scrolling and saw this without context and was like what the fuck is going on in this thread

    mission accomplished

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    I saw Beauty and the Beast on Friday night

    It was...okay, just felt kinda unnecessary. It made me want to go home and watch the animated one, which I did for the first time in years. Great movie!

    I saw Logan tonight

    It had really great fight scenes but overall I thought it was just pretty boring

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    i would fuck garfield up

    would you wrassle 'im

    also I just asked this question of this friend my lady introduced me to like a week ago and she thought for a second and went "the one in a wheelchair" and everybody around gasped audibly

    e: personally I'd fuckin' brutalize Nixon but we've talked about this here before

    I really thought you were talking about Garfield the cat here

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    WearingglassesWearingglasses Of the friendly neighborhood variety Registered User regular
    Nobody gonna try and come after President Camacho?

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    I'll tell you which fictional president none of us is taking down in a fight:

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2017
    Who's winning in a head to head brawl?

    John Adams

    Or

    John QUINCY Adams

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    We all agree that Clinton is the dirtiest fighter in the game, right

    Clinton will pull a pocket sand on you

    Nixon

    Nixon will just hire somebody to fight you, he'd never do it himself

    Bullshit Nixon knows kung fu. Didn't you see the documentary Black Dynamite?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    As satisfying as it would be to kick Andrew Jackson's ass, by all accounts he was a fucking psychopath and I'm not sure I'd want to try

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