every time I get bored in class I start to feel tired. every time I start to feel tired in class--like, you know, head feeling fuzzy tired--i get a boner.
every time I get bored in class I start to feel tired. every time I start to feel tired in class--like, you know, head feeling fuzzy tired--i get a boner.
every time I get bored in class I start to feel tired. every time I start to feel tired in class--like, you know, head feeling fuzzy tired--i get a boner.
it's the darndest thing.
that's been happening to me since first grade
it's the most proper of improper replies.
it's ok, because it's natural
I was at the eye doctor getting my contact lenses. And I was talking to the doctor and she asked me about my blood pressure. She told me it was slightly high. This was a week or so after I had my annual check up and I replied to her "Oh yea, that's what the real doctor told me".
every time I get bored in class I start to feel tired. every time I start to feel tired in class--like, you know, head feeling fuzzy tired--i get a boner.
it's the darndest thing.
that's been happening to me since first grade
Same here.
To this day, I have no idea why being sleepy is boner-inducing.
I once called a girl 2 different names in the same sex session, awkward.
At work, I often reply with "You're welcome" or "You too" at inappropriate times in conversation simply because I want the call to end and doing so confuses them into letting me do so.
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All I can remember is that this week, I began talking to this girl from school on msn, but then she tells me ''Just a sec, let me finish this porn video then we can talk''
All I can remember is that this week, I began talking to this girl from school on msn, but then she tells me ''Just a sec, let me finish this porn video then we can talk''
All I can remember is that this week, I began talking to this girl from school on msn, but then she tells me ''Just a sec, let me finish this porn video then we can talk''
Sounds like a keeper.
She said it was a joke a couple of minutes after though. But then she said her fingers hurted
I had swung by a kfc that was by the post office on the way home from mailing a package. When I asked for some chicken fingers the voice is all "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh" and I thought maybe he was having an episode so I drove up to the window. I handed him the money and he handed me one of those giant buckets that they use for family meals and we both went "Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhh" for a second until I opened it and my order was inside. They must have run out of smaller containers or something and he was trying to improv.
I wonder if the security cameras caught our brilliant "Uhh" "Uhh" exchange. We totally harmonized.
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I had swung by a kfc that was by the post office on the way home from mailing a package. When I asked for some chicken fingers the voice is all "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh" and I thought maybe he was having an episode so I drove up to the window. I handed him the money and he handed me one of those giant buckets that they use for family meals and we both went "Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhh" for a second until I opened it and my order was inside. They must have run out of smaller containers or something and he was trying to improv.
I wonder if the security cameras caught our brilliant "Uhh" "Uhh" exchange. We totally harmonized.
yesterday i opened a joint "emergency" account with my dad at chase and the dude who was helping us was maybe like 25 at most. when we were saying goodbye he told me "good luck in school" and i said "you too".
Once I was talking to a girl while we were walking and she was slightly behind me, but she didn't look like she really was listening to me, and she told me that she didn't understand a word of what I said because she was busy looking at my ass.
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All grabbing asses, looking at porn and sexually harassing
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man it was from the library and it worked on the last thing I had to do
but this time around
no dice good sir
lemme aloneee
it's the darndest thing.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, JORDYN!?
Secret Satan
that's been happening to me since first grade
it's the most proper of improper replies.
it's ok, because it's natural
Then I'm all, "Would you like to fellate me now?"
This post deserved way more adulation than it received.
Man I felt so dumb after that.
Steam
Same here.
To this day, I have no idea why being sleepy is boner-inducing.
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
he has to find his boner first
At work, I often reply with "You're welcome" or "You too" at inappropriate times in conversation simply because I want the call to end and doing so confuses them into letting me do so.
no first he has to wikipedia "boner" to find out more information that will help him in his search
I think I'm still under the radar and my posts don't get read.
Which is fine, I say retarded shit.
Was at least one of them right?
You're welcome.
Sounds like a keeper.
She said it was a joke a couple of minutes after though. But then she said her fingers hurted
You are so right
Maybe even both.
Maybe if you quote it on the bottom of the page it'll help.
genius. sheer genius.
I wonder if the security cameras caught our brilliant "Uhh" "Uhh" exchange. We totally harmonized.
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How about twice?
it's like somethin' somebody would paint a masterpiece about
oops.
hahahahahahaha
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SE++, what the fuck is wrong with the womens where I live
All grabbing asses, looking at porn and sexually harassing