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After 700 years alone... (Wall-E, new Pixar movie)

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    I wanna see Pixar do a total 180, and put out a really fucking brutal horror flick. Like, some Funny Games shit.

    Just send everybody reeling.

    this would be even better if the brutal horror shit turned out to be the last fifteen minutes of Wall E

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I wanna see Pixar do a total 180, and put out a really fucking brutal horror flick. Like, some Funny Games shit.

    Just send everybody reeling.

    this would be even better if the brutal horror shit turned out to be the last fifteen minutes of Wall E

    Hahaha, yeah. All cutely and curiously angling his eyes as he pulls the entrails from a screaming mother of three.

  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    no warning whatsoever

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Parents all confused why the new Pixar movie is rated R, but being too lazy to bother looking into it and taking the kids anyway, just to shut them up for an evening.

  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    Johnny Five is Undead!

  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Johnny Five is Undead!

    thank you

    I made a Johnny Five joke on the first page and no one acknowledged it.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    A Bug's Life is like the 3rd best adaptation of The Seven Samurai.
    :shock:

    HOLY FUCK YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT

    OH MY FUCKING GOD

    Let's see
    Magnificient Seven
    Three Amigos

    It was better than Galaxy Quest
    I can't think of any others off the top of my head

    Hey, I've never had Galaxy Quest on my list. It totally fits.
    There's an Indian one called Sholay that's pretty good. And apparently they remade that recently into a shitty version.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    no warning whatsoever

    This and the previous posts to it made me laugh at my desk, struggling to keep quiet so as not to get caught not-working. I have a very developed part of the brain that lets you imagine things playing out and Wall-E just happily gutting a soccer mom was vivid and hilarious.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    not even doing so happily

    just doing it because he is curious and doesn't know any better

    carefully peeling the skin away from the forehead to reveal what is underneath, then cracking open the skull to pick away at the brains beneath.

    For robot science.

    This whole scene takes four entire minutes. No cuts.

  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    not even doing so happily

    just doing it because he is curious and doesn't know any better

    carefully peeling the skin away from the forehead to reveal what is underneath, then cracking open the skull to pick away at the brains beneath.

    For robot science.

    This whole scene takes four entire minutes. No cuts.

    At the 4 minute mark it does a closeup of WallE's face and you see the body splayed-out grotesquely reflected in his eyes. If you're quick you can catch the ball from Luxo Jr. rolling through the background behind him.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Wall-E vs. Ash vs. Freddy vs. Jason

    October 2010

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Wall-E vs. Ash vs. Freddy vs. Jason

    October 2010

    Damn, it's going to be right on the heels of the World's Finest movie. I guess 2010 is the year of the team-ups and crossovers.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    The best adaptation of Seven Samurai is Predator.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    The best adaptation of Seven Samurai is Predator.

    This one is a bit of a stretch. I mean... there aren't any villagers in need who are rallied to help fight in the end. It's just Ahnold and one of the most bad-ass aliens known to film. Though it's true that there are a TON of movies that follow the Seven Samurai archetype.


    FakeEdit: I bet you could do a very-slightly-altered version of the Wizard of Oz that is also a reinterpretation of SS. One of the things that came to mind when I thought of random ideas for Seven Samurai remakes was doing one set in Smurf Village. Man, the shit I think up when I've been on the computer too long...

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I saw Ratatouille today.

    Thanks guys. You were dead on. Great movie. Awesome in fact.


    I wasnt sure about it before reading this thread. So glad I saw it.

    scarab you have mental problems
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    The worst adaptation of Seven Samurai is Kindergarten Cop.

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    The worst adaptation of Seven Samurai is Kindergarten Cop.

    I dunno, the kid in the Yoshio Inaba role was alright. Okay, okay, you're right.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS
    edited December 2007
    Whoever mentioned the original Sholay is awesome. It is practically the only Bollywood film I can sit down and seriously watch.

  • SamiSami Registered User
    edited December 2007
    I wanna see Pixar do a total 180, and put out a really fucking brutal horror flick. Like, some Funny Games shit.

    Just send everybody reeling.

    this would be even better if the brutal horror shit turned out to be the last fifteen minutes of Wall E

    I wrote a short story in high school based around this exact premise. It was a cute little kid's story about pirate boy and his crew who sailed the high seas in search of candy. I even captured the "Little Engine That Could" voice.

    The last 3 pages detailed the abrupt capture, torture, trial, and execution of Johnny Gumdrop and his Kandy Krew in gruesome, surgical, explicit Palahniuk-esque detail.

    Preacher wrote:
    That's the kicker, not only is our healthcare not cutting mustard we are overpaying for shitty healthcare. We have the olive garden of healthcare.
  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS
    edited December 2007
  • SamiSami Registered User
    edited December 2007
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Surely you must have had a fine time at the counselor's office.

    Luckily my English teacher was a young dude; he was grading the stories while we took a test, and he had to leave the room because he couldn't stop laughing.

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I didn't see Cars or Rat. until they came out on the blue-rays DVD a few weeks ago.

    Then I watched Rat. twice back to back, and Cars 1.5 times, the .5 with the commentary track on. Lasseter is so totally the man. Normally I hate commentary tracks but listening to Lasseter tell the stories about all the research they did, that was awesome. Plus it's more than just commentary, they show all kinds of storyboards and concept art too.

  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Whoever mentioned the original Sholay is awesome. It is practically the only Bollywood film I can sit down and seriously watch.

    I still made fun of Captain No-arms.
    I'm only a man.

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User
    edited December 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    The best adaptation of Seven Samurai is Predator.

    Predator is an adaptation of Beowulf.

  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Beowulf is my favorite animated movie.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus ha ha just kidding I'm Frog ManRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Beowulf is a pretty great film

    Neil Gaiman's writing really improved it

  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Wall-E vs. Ash vs. Freddy vs. Jason vs. Alien vs. Predator

    October 2010

    Anyway.

    Ratatouille is one that needs to have been seen in the theatre, and also purchased.
    I would slap the hand of anyone who dl'd that.
    That deserves monetary credit.

    And it made up for Cars.
    By far.

    Cars wasn't AWFUL. But come on. Cars? Really?

  • HarrierHarrier Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I think Ratatouille is in a death-struggle with Finding Nemo for the best Pixar movie ever.

    I personally like The Incredibles better, because I have a raging hard-on for superheroes, and lack a similar sentiment toward rats and cooking.

    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ascot wrote: »
    It basically all went down hill for Pixar starting with the Incredibles. Yes that's right I said it, The Incredibles wasn't very good.

    Fuck you, kid.

  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    He looks so damn sad.


    If I see that movie I'll probably seep into a deep depression and not see the half hour mark.

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  • Devlin_DragonusDevlin_Dragonus SE++ Wrestling Average Champion Dallas, TexasRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Surely you must have had a fine time at the counselor's office.

    Luckily my English teacher was a young dude; he was grading the stories while we took a test, and he had to leave the room because he couldn't stop laughing.

    Dude i need a copy of this story... i want to print it out and give it to my friends wife. Oh man this would be so good, it will catch her so off guard .

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  • SamiSami Registered User
    edited December 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Surely you must have had a fine time at the counselor's office.

    Luckily my English teacher was a young dude; he was grading the stories while we took a test, and he had to leave the room because he couldn't stop laughing.

    Dude i need a copy of this story... i want to print it out and give it to my friends wife. Oh man this would be so good, it will catch her so off guard .

    Let me see if I can find it. If not, I'll just rewrite it.

    Preacher wrote:
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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Yes, find it.

    post it

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  • Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
  • Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User
    edited December 2007
    So, the rat movie... I remember how it was: "Oh, CARS IS COMING! Great next PIXAR FILM!" This was heard across the Internet and "society". Then the rat movie came and it barely made a blurp on my radar.

    What happened? I've seen Toy Story, A Bug's Life, and Finding Nemo.

  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Ratatouille is amazing and you should feel terrible for not seeing it

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    You're a cuntmuckingsonovabitch.

    That's what happened.

  • GoatmonGoatmon AHOY! I'M ADMIRAL ZHAO!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    mully wrote: »
    Cars wasn't AWFUL. But come on. Cars? Really?

    You have to admit it was a sound plan.

    It had Larry the Cable Guy. How could it have possibly have failed?!

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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Look, Larry the Cable Guy has some funny jokes sometimes.

  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Tow Mater was my least favorite character.
    The car talk guys and the italian pit stop guys were great though.
    And the sheriff.
    The main character/car was just a dick. Ok yeah he learns humility and blah blahblah... who cares.

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