Ok, so, the Mantis SF will have to be postponed til the next Sunday Whorathon, when more hoes are 25ish. Since SF leveling system is retarded. 16th at 4-4:30ish EST.
Also, on the 23rd, say 8:00 EST, we shall celebrate the Ho HoHoXXX-Mas!
Take a costume slot (if you don't have one free, get halloween salvage) and make your best Naughty Elf or Pimp Daddy Santa, and we'll party in the Pocket D Ski Chalet and give away presents like Candy Canes or Present Insps or blowjobs and such. The event should hopefully bring back the santa caps and gloves and such for costumes.
Col. Duray was pleased with his service, although he was dissapointed only half as many ladies attended as last week.
We're still on track for the Ho HoHoXXX-Mas! next Sunday at 8:00 PM EST. Grab your hoes some xmas elf outfits when the event gets turned on and put your names on the naughty list.
I tried to make a Harley Quinn-esque ho, just as an experiment, and you can't really do it very well. There's no option for a centerline split bodysuit, and the booties and gloves that she wears don't really have any good analogs.
So I had a concept/character idea, anyone wanna tell me if this is a good/bad/awesome idea?
Japanese Schoolgirl (generic Japanese name here. We'll call her "Rei" for now) Rei is not a good girl. She's been sleeping with whoever is dumb enough to fall for her tricks since she was 12. And calling rape on the innocent men. Not ALL of them. Just the ones that had sex with her...that is, until a "problem" arose.
When Rei turned 16, after almost a year of abstinence (and paying guys to claim they slept with her to keep things from looking suspicious) she tricked another young man. Only problem?
He couldn't get it in.
UP was not a problem.
IN was.
Rei, in a fit of rage, threw him off the bed.
And out of the room.
Through the wall.
See, Rei had manifested her invulnerability and superstrength. Meaning her plan would never work again.
Extremely irate, Rei decided to become a supervillain to troll the streets for once-"potential customers"...and to cause trouble. Her reasoning: "Maybe I can get a super-lay and then ruin his career". Said with a giggle, of course.
Hey, I like my heroes awesome and my villains despicable.
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Anyone got a free trial? That they can pop over to shu_rakh at hotmail dot com?
Thankies.
The best boost this side of something something
Cynic Jester, I'm going to kill you in a few minutes. Because I now have goddamned "Shoop" stuck in my head!
In a wonderful way.
Very amusing.
The harder the rain, honey, the sweeter the sun.
Also, on the 23rd, say 8:00 EST, we shall celebrate the Ho Ho Ho XXX-Mas!
Take a costume slot (if you don't have one free, get halloween salvage) and make your best Naughty Elf or Pimp Daddy Santa, and we'll party in the Pocket D Ski Chalet and give away presents like Candy Canes or Present Insps or blowjobs and such. The event should hopefully bring back the santa caps and gloves and such for costumes.
Do it or I cut you.
I will, just need the Jester outfit.
We're still on track for the Ho Ho Ho XXX-Mas! next Sunday at 8:00 PM EST. Grab your hoes some xmas elf outfits when the event gets turned on and put your names on the naughty list.
I am sad panda.
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Are you?
Japanese Schoolgirl (generic Japanese name here. We'll call her "Rei" for now) Rei is not a good girl. She's been sleeping with whoever is dumb enough to fall for her tricks since she was 12. And calling rape on the innocent men. Not ALL of them. Just the ones that had sex with her...that is, until a "problem" arose.
When Rei turned 16, after almost a year of abstinence (and paying guys to claim they slept with her to keep things from looking suspicious) she tricked another young man. Only problem?
He couldn't get it in.
UP was not a problem.
IN was.
Rei, in a fit of rage, threw him off the bed.
And out of the room.
Through the wall.
See, Rei had manifested her invulnerability and superstrength. Meaning her plan would never work again.
Extremely irate, Rei decided to become a supervillain to troll the streets for once-"potential customers"...and to cause trouble. Her reasoning: "Maybe I can get a super-lay and then ruin his career". Said with a giggle, of course.
Hey, I like my heroes awesome and my villains despicable.
Edit: If you've been gone 90+ days, you can get free time from one of us.
Hey, we all know I'm a whore for spandex.
And I haven't been gone technically, I kept paying on my account while I was on deployment because of the rewards. :P
- The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (2017, colorized)