The guy describing it was also disgustingly good at describing what it was like; "I just knew my balls were dying". You know how they use docking rings to cut off the circulation to lamb's tails? Yeah.
I didn't know it was possible to get your balls twisted... i'm now terrified
It is one of those things that once you learn about you kind of never stop worrying about. Like blood clots traveling from your leg to your lungs or AIDS.
Why didn't you just make fun of me for praying for balls?
Because surprisingly, praying for balls is not nearly as retarded as coming here and talking about how huge your dick supposedly is.
I said it could be an optical illusion, whether that means my dick is making my balls look small or my balls or making my dick look big is your decision.
hur hur, I prayed for balls, not like that this guy's balls would get better, but like for balls, hur hur get it.
also, i did pray for this guys balls thoughs; i hope everything works out.
i have to decide by midnight tonight if i want to surgery tomorrow, or perhaps wait until the summer.
this is the hardest decision ever.
Get the surgery. I had it in 8th grade. It hurt so bad before hand that the pain was radiating all the way up my stomach and they initially thought I needed an appendectomy. Then they told me to drop my drawers, I brushed my sack and I gasped and threw up from the pain.
Less than an hour later I was getting my balls stitched to my body so that they didn't twist again.
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It was actually one nut that twisted a full 360. Turns out the veins that supply the blood are also what keep it from twisting, and if they grow too close together it removes the stability, which is what happened to me.
PM me if you want full surgery and recovery details.
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I didn't know it was possible to get your balls twisted... i'm now terrified
It is one of those things that once you learn about you kind of never stop worrying about. Like blood clots traveling from your leg to your lungs or AIDS.
god yes
ever since I heard about it anytime my balls hurt for any reason my heart starts racing
if a quick adjustment can't rectify the problem I am taking my ass (and testicles) to the hospital
Shave a design into your pubes before you go in for the consultation. Shave them into the shape of a heart. And tie a little ribbon around your wangalanger
Be sure to put a note on the ribbon indicating that it is a gift for the doctor to be unwrapped.
put a sticker on your nutsack that says "Do Not Open Till XMAS 2008
Shave a design into your pubes before you go in for the consultation. Shave them into the shape of a heart. And tie a little ribbon around your wangalanger
Be sure to put a note on the ribbon indicating that it is a gift for the doctor to be unwrapped.
put a sticker on your nutsack that says "Do Not Open Till XMAS 2008
"Fragile. Handle with Care."
"Warning: May contain nuts"
So when you get surgery on like a leg, you have to write like "NOT THIS LEG"
Will you have to do the same, Nogs?
Shave a design into your pubes before you go in for the consultation. Shave them into the shape of a heart. And tie a little ribbon around your wangalanger
Be sure to put a note on the ribbon indicating that it is a gift for the doctor to be unwrapped.
put a sticker on your nutsack that says "Do Not Open Till XMAS 2008
"Fragile. Handle with Care."
"Warning: May contain nuts"
So when you get surgery on like a leg, you have to write like "NOT THIS LEG"
Will you have to do the same, Nogs?
"NOT THIS BALL"
probably draw a line down the middle of the sack with arrows pointing to the side that is supposed to go
No. Not even right after. I mean, sure it didn't feel good but I wasn't wanting to die anymore. Didn't make me throw up from the pain either. Having the blood choked out of your balls hurts so much more than anything that went along with having the surgery.
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Shave a design into your pubes before you go in for the consultation. Shave them into the shape of a heart. And tie a little ribbon around your wangalanger
Yes, good idea Weaver. Give the person who's about to put sharp objects near your junk a case of the giggles.
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i decided to have the surgery.
i go in to the hospital in an hour and a half.
nut surgery will commence around 2:30-3:00 central time.
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Why didn't you just make fun of me for praying for balls?
Because surprisingly, praying for balls is not nearly as retarded as coming here and talking about how huge your dick supposedly is.
this is the hardest decision ever.
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
It is one of those things that once you learn about you kind of never stop worrying about. Like blood clots traveling from your leg to your lungs or AIDS.
I said it could be an optical illusion, whether that means my dick is making my balls look small or my balls or making my dick look big is your decision.
hur hur, I prayed for balls, not like that this guy's balls would get better, but like for balls, hur hur get it.
also, i did pray for this guys balls thoughs; i hope everything works out.
yeah, took me 4 hours to think all this up.
Get the surgery. I had it in 8th grade. It hurt so bad before hand that the pain was radiating all the way up my stomach and they initially thought I needed an appendectomy. Then they told me to drop my drawers, I brushed my sack and I gasped and threw up from the pain.
Less than an hour later I was getting my balls stitched to my body so that they didn't twist again.
spoilered for details
PM me if you want full surgery and recovery details.
god yes
ever since I heard about it anytime my balls hurt for any reason my heart starts racing
if a quick adjustment can't rectify the problem I am taking my ass (and testicles) to the hospital
Don't fucking wait. That's an awful idea.
minor surgery or critical loss of balls
they have done so much for you
but what someone can do for your balls
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So when you get surgery on like a leg, you have to write like "NOT THIS LEG"
Will you have to do the same, Nogs?
"NOT THIS BALL"
probably draw a line down the middle of the sack with arrows pointing to the side that is supposed to go
or be "de-balled" if you will
apparently it hurts more after the surgery
Tell your friend he's a retard.
Touching the swollen balls is the worst pain oh God.
Edit: It was called the Scrotal Safety Commission, but I can't find it for the life of me.
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Yes, good idea Weaver. Give the person who's about to put sharp objects near your junk a case of the giggles.
i go in to the hospital in an hour and a half.
nut surgery will commence around 2:30-3:00 central time.
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I'm so disappointed in you
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They're doin pretty good today, especially considering how cold it is outside, and outside is where I work.
I hope you do not lose your balls.
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
it's been a long time
I fixed it
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
Boku ga warui so let's fighting...
Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!
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