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[miniphalla] Gremlins: The Corner Project - GAME OVER - Coming of the Don

InfidelInfidel HereticRegistered User regular
edited January 2008 in Critical Failures
Miniphalla?

Yes. It's full flavoured like regular Phalla, but awesomer.

If you're looking for the narrations, look for the post below this one.


Rules

Vote for a player to be killed in bold red. No retractions are necessary, simply revote. All players must vote or things will get very messy. Vote closes at 12:00am EST, only votes stamped 11:59pm EST or earlier will be counted.

No sharing or quoting of PMs with the host.

Don't feed them after midnight.

The game will end one way or another at 6:00am when the sunrises. Day 1 starts at "12:00am", each day is an hour. This means there are a maximum of 6 days of play.


Roster
1. Gumpy - Hacker Gremlin
2. Grundlterror
3. Squashua - Biker Gremlin
4. Mr. Embarkation - Choreographer Gremlin
5. Maximus - Princess Gremlin
6. Egos - Gizmo
7. TehSpectre - Bat Gremlin
8. Toxic Toys - Fruit Gremlin
9. El Skid
10. Qorzm - Artist Gremlin
11. DevoutlyApathetic - Operator Gremlin
12. Stew_Stick - Knight Gremlin
13. Zot - Secretary Gremlin
14. Obbi - Mohawk
15. Cheez - Rustler Gremlin
16. Locus - Leader Gremlin
17. Rainfall
18. Rend
19. delroland - Lunatic Gremlin
20. jdarksun - Idiot Gremlin (victorious)

Reserves: FreeAgent, zanmatto, Zerinan, Romantic Undead

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    And as always, remember the rules.

    'Narrations'

    Dawn, Part 2- The Coming of the Don - w/ special guests Usagi & Pleinair

    Dawn, Part 1 - Overstated Satisfaction

    3:00am - The Last Straw

    2:45am - The Wrath of the Hedgehog - special guest contributor, Thinatos

    2:15am - Technical Difficulties

    2:00am - A Numeric Interlude, co-produced by Mr. Embarkation

    1:00am - Dawn of Ruin

    12:00am - The Gathering

    10:00pm - Unusual Reports

    Introduction
    The following is a Paid Commercial Advertisement from Clamp Real Estate Industries©.

    We make life worth living.

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    Friends, neighbors, visitors from far off lands.

    Have you grown tired of your lifeless, insecure neighborhoods, surrounded by strangers and felons alike?

    Well, viewers, today is your lucky day.

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    The shared vision of Robert Clamp and William Peltzer, once a mere twinkle in our founder's eye, is now a reality.

    Clamp Corners, the finest destination in affordable housing, loving community, and low profile security, is now accepting applications for residency: available immediately!

    However, this is a limited time offer.

    Clamp Corners aspires to provide only the finest in small town living.

    As such, occupancy is extremely limited.


    Reply immediately to secure your spot in history.

    Rest assured, this is the opportunity of a lifetime.

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    We'll see you there.

    Clamp Corners. Where life slows down to a crawl.

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    Live the dream, America.

    This message has been brought to you by the Clamp Cable Network & Clamp Real Estate Enterprises, in association with Infidelity/iwakura productions, sponsored in part by your local internets.

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !Sign me up!

    I love infidel Phallas

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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !sign up

    I've been suggesting a Gremlins phalla for a while

    Glad someone else is running it so I can play in it =)

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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    !feed me after midnight

    Man, I hope Clamp Corners isn't built over an old Puritan cemetery.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Gumpy wrote: »
    I love infidel Phallas

    I'll mention it again because not everyone may have been aware, and I don't want to steal the spotlight.

    This is a joint between myself and CJ Iwakura. I'll be handling the mechanics and updates and PMs, CJ will be working the narrations. But we're both working together on pretty much everything anyways.

    With that, players need to be aware of two things: send all game PMs to Infidel, and expect the day narrations from cj iwakura

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !sign me up

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Just so happens that Infidel happened to mention the theme with a fanatic in the house, so it's mostly thanks to him, but any complaints with setting and story can pretty much be directed straight at me.

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  • MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sign up if possible!!!
    WooHoo First Mini!!

    Is this just the First Gremlins or can I hold out hope that I get the Brainy Gremlin Role?

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    The setting is after the events of Gremlins 2: The New Batch.

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    sign me up

    Bat-Gremlin rocked

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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Which Gremlins 2 iteration are you going with?

    Theatrical Movie (Hulk Hogan), Novelization (Brain Gremlin kidnaps the author, Bischoff), or VHS / DVD (John Wayne)?

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !Sign up!

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Squashua wrote: »
    Which Gremlins 2 iteration are you going with?

    Theatrical Movie (Hulk Hogan), Novelization (Brain Gremlin kidnaps the author, Bischoff), or VHS / DVD (John Wayne)?

    There was a novelization!?
    (I've only read the first one's; had no idea 2 got one.)

    That said, it is a mystery.

    Also, Hogan's in the DVD too. They were awesome enough to use both versions.

    I like the John Wayne version slightly more.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I dont feed any thing after midnight

    !Sign up!

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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Squashua wrote: »
    Which Gremlins 2 iteration are you going with?

    Theatrical Movie (Hulk Hogan), Novelization (Brain Gremlin kidnaps the author, Bischoff), or VHS / DVD (John Wayne)?

    There was a novelization!?
    (I've only read the first one's; had no idea 2 got one.)

    That said, it is a mystery.

    Also, Hogan's in the DVD too. They were awesome enough to use both versions.

    I like the John Wayne version slightly more.

    I read the novelization before I saw the movie.

    Wikipedia actually sums it up, which is not surprising considering... Wikipedia.
    Wikipedia wrote:
    David Bischoff wrote a novel based on the film published by Avon Books in June 1990. A unique aspect of the novel is how Bischoff adapts the sequence where the film breaks. In the novel, the Brain Gremlin subdues and locks Bischoff in his bathroom before taking the reins for a little bit to explain that the Gremlins take over at this point in the film, his displeasure at Bischoff using the nickname "Mr. Glasses" instead of his official name, and begins a treatise on politics before Bischoff breaks his way out of the bathroom with an axe and subdues the Brain Gremlin. The novel then continues where the film picked up after the film break.

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Can I sign up? :3

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    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !sign up!

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !sign up

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    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
  • Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !sign up

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    !sign up

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    !sign up

    save a spot for Rend, won't you?

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    If anyone ends up missing signups and wanted to play in this mini phalla I don't mind giving up my spot to them since I am hosting a phalla at the moment.

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    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sign up 'n' stuff.

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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Not that we aren't regulating Phallas (which we are, only 2 at a time in ODAM/CF, one at a time in D&D it seems, and 1 at a time in SE++ at the whim of Bogey), but would it be a good idea to have a standard amount of time to keep sign-ups open? Like, 48 hours from initial post, or 60 hours if posted on a Saturday morning?

    Just asking. I'll be copying this post to the main CF phalla discussion thread for further discussion.

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  • LocusLocus Trust Me The seaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !sign up

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    What purpose would that serve? The reason why signups are so short is because it's going to fill up in that time. Keeping it open longer isn't going to change much, and we want to get rolling for tomorrow so that we avoid the weekends as much as possible.

    And a note for everyone, this is Gremlins and this mini is going to be fairly silly but fun. It will last no more than six days.

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !Sign up

    Totally in.

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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Infidel wrote: »
    What purpose would that serve? The reason why signups are so short is because it's going to fill up in that time. Keeping it open longer isn't going to change much, and we want to get rolling for tomorrow so that we avoid the weekends as much as possible.

    That works for me; was more a question regarding what appeared to be urgency.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Yeah. Nothing complicated to it, I just am sure we'll fill up by then. If you have a player limit there's really no way around it, you'll always be leaving someone out unfortunately.

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  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !Sign me up as a reserve. I'd like to be in, but with my less than reliable access, I won't take up a space that can be put to better use.

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  • delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Gremlins, as in humans versus gremlins, or mogwai versus gremlins?

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    We're still following this story; updates will be presented as they happen.

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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sign up, if there's room!

    Rend on
  • delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    F it, I !sign up.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Woo I think that's all we need.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
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    This evening, we're following peculiar reports of power outages and climate control malfunctions in the newly founded town of Clamp Corners; the brainchild of infamous real estate mogul Daniel Clamp.

    These reported incidents are hardly the first connected with the millionaire's national empire; few can forget the uproar created in New York City when the Clamp Building was-

    Apologies, viewers, we appear to be ex---i---n- s-m- te-....
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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Oh good. No deaths from where Buffy comes from, which is Sunnydale.

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !sign up if there's room, or else !reserve up

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  • zanmattozanmatto Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    !Sign up if room, Reserve otherwise

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  • ZerinanZerinan Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I really hope I can sign up! I just died and everything in the other phalla, and now that I'm addicted again I can't imagine not playing for several days. And yea, reserve me if I can't sign up, even though there aren't going to be that many inactives.

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