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New comic 01/07/08

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  • ButlerButler Registered User regular
    FreddyD wrote: »
    What about porn for the blind?
    Erotic fiction + Vocaliser

    =

    Stephen Hawking talking dirty

    Rolo wrote: »
    it's time to Go Galt

    sexually
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  • PusciferPuscifer Registered User
    Fallout wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Bendery wrote: »
    Deaf people having sex would be really loud and probably not sound too hot.

    Maybe they shouldn't record audio.

    I KEN FEW YEW IN MEEEEE.

    SEH MAH NEHM

    AH CAH HEE YUH

    SEH MAH NEHM

    AH CAH HEE YUH

    UM KUH MUUUUNNNNNNNNN

    NNNNUUUUHHHHHHHHHH

    DRAAAWWWPEEENNNN LOWWWWDDDSSS

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    mully wrote: »
    FreddyD wrote: »
    What about porn for the blind?

    haven't you ever seen Robin Hood: Men In Tights?
    braile, man. braile boobs.

    Boobs are already in braille.

    Also, deaf porn, like gay porn, is not always filmed with actual deaf people. It can be...uh...non-deaf...people who are pretending. Deaf 4 pay. I know that doesn't rhyme, but deaf people don't.

    Randall_Flagg wrote: »
    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
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  • StavrenStavren Registered User
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Continuity?

    This reminds me, I love the Sam & Max quality Gabe's drawings take when his characters are far away (just look at Tycho's eyes!)

    johnalexmobley wrote: »
    Bitch-ass stav is on my d, i-c-k
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Greatest Wizard In All of Ooo. Cantrip!Registered User regular
    mully wrote: »
    FreddyD wrote: »
    What about porn for the blind?

    haven't you ever seen Robin Hood: Men In Tights?
    braile, man. braile boobs.

    This right here

    <3

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    Bendery wrote: »
    Lol...?

    My only question is do they even bother recording Audio?

    They save thousands each year in bandwidth.

    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    what's the sign for "Eat my cock puke, whore"?

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    what's the sign for "POLISH MY HELMET, SKANK"?

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Defender wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    FreddyD wrote: »
    What about porn for the blind?

    haven't you ever seen Robin Hood: Men In Tights?
    braile, man. braile boobs.

    Boobs are already in braille.

    Also, deaf porn, like gay porn, is not always filmed with actual deaf people. It can be...uh...non-deaf...people who are pretending. Deaf 4 pay. I know that doesn't rhyme, but deaf people don't.

    hahahahaha

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Javen wrote: »
    what's the sign for "POLISH MY HELMET, SKANK"?
    I never made it without biting. Ask Mr. Owl.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Impossible! They were doomed!Registered User regular
    You guys crack my shit up.

    As does today's comic.

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  • WrenWren Registered User
    whats the sign for crap on my chest and in smear it into my chest hairs, then watch as I fuck this goat?

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User
    Wren wrote: »
    whats the sign for crap on my chest and in smear it into my chest hairs, then watch as I fuck this goat?

    jazz_hands.gif

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  • WrenWren Registered User
    I don't think thats it

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User
    Only one way to find out...

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  • JimothyJimothy Registered User regular
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Bendery wrote: »
    Deaf people having sex would be really loud and probably not sound too hot.

    Maybe they shouldn't record audio.

    I KEN FEW YEW IN MEEEEE.

    SEH MAH NEHM

    AH CAH HEE YUH

    SEH MAH NEHM

    AH CAH HEE YUH
    God. Damnit.

    I think love you.

    I think love lamp.

    But seriously, think-love? That sounds like it could be a thing. Sounds Orwellian.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    Lovethink

    Where you say you love someone, but know it's a lie.

    Edit: Or know you don't love someone, but think you do at the same time. I need to read 1984 again.

    you're a blog
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Jimothy wrote: »
    I think love lamp.

    But seriously, think-love? That sounds like it could be a thing. Sounds Orwellian.

    no way, love is outlawed in orwellian society

    it's more flower power than anything else

    sounds like telepathic communes of peyote-taking hippies

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    I am making my brother read this before I send him his money.

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  • WrenWren Registered User
    RoyceSraphim wrote: »
    I am making my brother read this before I send him his money.

    is he blind? because that would just be cruel. and funny

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    Jimothy wrote: »
    I think love lamp.

    But seriously, think-love? That sounds like it could be a thing. Sounds Orwellian.

    no way, love is outlawed in orwellian society

    it's more flower power than anything else

    sounds like telepathic communes of peyote-taking hippies

    Um... what about the fact that they have an entire Ministry of Love?

    Granted it's their intelligence department but really.

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  • JayKaosJayKaos Initiating launch operations Crimson TyphoonRegistered User regular
    Kantankeris wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    Jimothy wrote: »
    I think love lamp.

    But seriously, think-love? That sounds like it could be a thing. Sounds Orwellian.

    no way, love is outlawed in orwellian society

    it's more flower power than anything else

    sounds like telepathic communes of peyote-taking hippies

    Um... what about the fact that they have an entire Ministry of Love?

    Granted it's their intelligence department but really.

    That same ministry ensures that all marriages are as passionless and asexual as possible. Any marriage which seems to have even a spark of romance is just flat-out forbidden.

    http://steamcommunity.com/id/jaykaos This is my steam profile.
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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    Why does that require a ministry? Just wait like two years.

    Randall_Flagg wrote: »
    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    when i had started reading 1984 I for some reason started looking through the back of the book, maybe for like an appendix or something, i guess, i don't know. i was trying really hard not to see the ending of the story, though

    but i caught the last four words in the book

    dammit

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    I was born in 1984.

    The year, not the book.

    That's also the year that Ghostbusters came out.

    Coincidence? You bet your ass.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Defender wrote: »
    Why does that require a ministry? Just wait like two years.

    hahahahah

    defender this was classy

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  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    I AM CONTEMPLATING ON SENDING THIS TO MY ASL 3 TEACHER

    What should I do [strike]goons[/strike]SE++ers?

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  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero Registered User regular
    I wish I found this humorous, but I don't. Pretty drawings, though. Gabe sure is good at drawing those two guys.

    3DS Friend Code: 0817-5033-8184 // Nintendo Network ID: AbsoluteZero
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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Ymir owns. He fucking owns!Registered User regular
    I have a confession.

    I've never read 1984 and in all likelihood never ever will

    edit: also it took me a while to figure out how to spell likelihood because even when it's spelled right it looks wrong

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  • jwalkjwalk frosty Registered User regular
    I read it in 1984. Also that movie with the chest-popping guy from Alien.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    Kantankeris wrote: »
    I was born in 1984.

    The year, not the book.

    That's also the year that Ghostbusters came out.

    Coincidence? You bet your ass.

    I know a guy who found out his time of conception was the day after chernobyl in 1986.

    i always knew he was a little bit weird, now i know hes a fucking mutant.

    Kuribo's Jew wrote: »
    scarab you have mental problems
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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Cleaning at Your Mom's HouseRegistered User regular
    they actually have blind porn.

    at least, fleshbot seems to say it exists.

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    I pronounce it bee-log.
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  • JimothyJimothy Registered User regular
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    I have a confession.

    I've never read 1984 and in all likelihood never ever will

    edit: also it took me a while to figure out how to spell likelihood because even when it's spelled right it looks wrong

    Neither did I, I just read the SparkNotes and paid attention in class.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Kantankeris wrote: »
    I was born in 1984.

    The year, not the book.

    That's also the year that Ghostbusters came out.

    Coincidence? You bet your ass.

    I know a guy who found out his time of conception was the day after chernobyl in 1986.

    i always knew he was a little bit weird, now i know hes a fucking mutant.

    Are you fucking serious

    Jesus christ hahahaha

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    I have a confession.

    I've never read 1984 and in all likelihood never ever will

    edit: also it took me a while to figure out how to spell likelihood because even when it's spelled right it looks wrong

    It's a really good classic. And not "Read this because it makes you look smart" classic. It's classic because it's awesome.

    you're a blog
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    MKR wrote: »
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    I have a confession.

    I've never read 1984 and in all likelihood never ever will

    edit: also it took me a while to figure out how to spell likelihood because even when it's spelled right it looks wrong

    It's a really good classic. And not "Read this because it makes you look smart" classic. It's classic because it's awesome.

    no

    Play LoL
    STEAM
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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie gem flipping just to get by stack your billions till they get sky highRegistered User regular
    yes

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    it's the literary form of heroin

    you think it's great but everyone else thinks you're a fucking asshole

    Play LoL
    STEAM
    Spoiler:
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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    but can you not see the parallels with today's society, pip? I mean HELLO PATRIOT ACT!

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    it's the literary form of heroin

    you think it's great but everyone else thinks you're a fucking asshole

    I'm not even talking vague, Nostradamus-esque analogs to current events. It's just a fun story.

    It has memory holes!

    you're a blog
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