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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    sometimes when i would stay at my parents for holidays i would go to sleep and be woken up by ants swarming in my hair/skull/pillow

    they like the heat

    and it is not cool at all

    at all

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    edited January 2008
    my dad's roommate once peed in my dad's sweater drawer while sleepwalking

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Seph wrote: »
    sometimes when i would stay at my parents for holidays i would go to sleep and be woken up by ants swarming in my hair/skull/pillow

    they like the heat

    and it is not cool at all

    at all

    D:

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    my dad's roommate once peed in my dad's sweater drawer while sleepwalking

    maybe your dad just had poor taste in sweaters

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    my dad's roommate once peed in my dad's sweater drawer while sleepwalking

    maybe your dad just had poor taste in sweaters

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    edited January 2008
    or, more likely, roommates

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Seph wrote: »
    my dad's roommate once peed in my dad's sweater drawer while sleepwalking

    maybe your dad just had poor taste in sweaters

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel COME ON AND DAN AND WELCOME TO THE DANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Seph wrote: »
    sometimes when i would stay at my parents for holidays i would go to sleep and be woken up by ants swarming in my hair/skull/pillow

    they like the heat

    and it is not cool at all

    at all

    This.

    Right here.

    Happened to me more times than I wish to recall.

    Nothing is more fun than waking up covered in little fire ants swarming all over your bed and body.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    sometimes when i would stay at my parents for holidays i would go to sleep and be woken up by ants swarming in my hair/skull/pillow

    they like the heat

    and it is not cool at all

    at all

    This.

    Right here.

    Happened to me more times than I wish to recall.

    Nothing is more fun than waking up covered in little fire ants swarming all over your bed and body.

    what about waking up covered in baby spiders?

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel COME ON AND DAN AND WELCOME TO THE DANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    sometimes when i would stay at my parents for holidays i would go to sleep and be woken up by ants swarming in my hair/skull/pillow

    they like the heat

    and it is not cool at all

    at all

    This.

    Right here.

    Happened to me more times than I wish to recall.

    Nothing is more fun than waking up covered in little fire ants swarming all over your bed and body.

    what about waking up covered in baby spiders?

    Baby spiders are tiny and relatively harmless.

    Ants sting.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    sometimes when i would stay at my parents for holidays i would go to sleep and be woken up by ants swarming in my hair/skull/pillow

    they like the heat

    and it is not cool at all

    at all

    This.

    Right here.

    Happened to me more times than I wish to recall.

    Nothing is more fun than waking up covered in little fire ants swarming all over your bed and body.

    what about waking up covered in baby spiders?

    Baby spiders are tiny and relatively harmless.

    Ants sting.

    but baby spiders are creeeeeeepier

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    And what happens if a spider crawls in your ear and then tons of baby spiders start crawling out of your ear, oh man.

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel COME ON AND DAN AND WELCOME TO THE DANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    To some people, maybe.

    I've had two Mexican Red-knee tarantulas and an emperor scorpion as pets since I was 10.

    Spiders don't phase me.

    Ants in bed, hundreds of them, showing up for no goddamn reason (I don't eat food in bed and clean up anything that might attract them) phase me.

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  • Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User
    edited January 2008
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    sometimes when i would stay at my parents for holidays i would go to sleep and be woken up by ants swarming in my hair/skull/pillow

    they like the heat

    and it is not cool at all

    at all

    This.

    Right here.

    Happened to me more times than I wish to recall.

    Nothing is more fun than waking up covered in little fire ants swarming all over your bed and body.

    what about waking up covered in baby spiders?

    Man, I woke up with cockroaches marching into my room once. It was slighty humorous and terrifying at the same time.

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    sometimes when i would stay at my parents for holidays i would go to sleep and be woken up by ants swarming in my hair/skull/pillow

    they like the heat

    and it is not cool at all

    at all

    This.

    Right here.

    Happened to me more times than I wish to recall.

    Nothing is more fun than waking up covered in little fire ants swarming all over your bed and body.

    what about waking up covered in baby spiders?

    Man, I woke up with cockroaches marching into my room once. It was slighty humorous and terrifying at the same time.

    clean your damn room

    its a pigsty

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    To some people, maybe.

    I've had two Mexican Red-knee tarantulas and an emperor scorpion as pets since I was 10.

    Spiders don't phase me.

    Ants in bed, hundreds of them, showing up for no goddamn reason (I don't eat food in bed and clean up anything that might attract them) phase me.

    they like the body heat

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel COME ON AND DAN AND WELCOME TO THE DANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Seph wrote: »
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    To some people, maybe.

    I've had two Mexican Red-knee tarantulas and an emperor scorpion as pets since I was 10.

    Spiders don't phase me.

    Ants in bed, hundreds of them, showing up for no goddamn reason (I don't eat food in bed and clean up anything that might attract them) phase me.

    they like the body heat

    Well fuck that.

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  • Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User
    edited January 2008
    Guys, I am so glad I live in a desolate, frigid wasteland right about now.

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    To some people, maybe.

    I've had two Mexican Red-knee tarantulas and an emperor scorpion as pets since I was 10.

    Spiders don't phase me.

    Ants in bed, hundreds of them, showing up for no goddamn reason (I don't eat food in bed and clean up anything that might attract them) phase me.

    they like the body heat

    Well fuck that.

    go to bed with ice packs around your nether regions

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel COME ON AND DAN AND WELCOME TO THE DANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    To some people, maybe.

    I've had two Mexican Red-knee tarantulas and an emperor scorpion as pets since I was 10.

    Spiders don't phase me.

    Ants in bed, hundreds of them, showing up for no goddamn reason (I don't eat food in bed and clean up anything that might attract them) phase me.

    they like the body heat

    Well fuck that.

    go to bed with ice packs around your nether regions

    2 steps ahead of you

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    To some people, maybe.

    I've had two Mexican Red-knee tarantulas and an emperor scorpion as pets since I was 10.

    Spiders don't phase me.

    Ants in bed, hundreds of them, showing up for no goddamn reason (I don't eat food in bed and clean up anything that might attract them) phase me.

    they like the body heat

    Well fuck that.

    go to bed with ice packs around your nether regions

    2 steps ahead of you

    2 steps?

    whats the other one?

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel COME ON AND DAN AND WELCOME TO THE DANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    To some people, maybe.

    I've had two Mexican Red-knee tarantulas and an emperor scorpion as pets since I was 10.

    Spiders don't phase me.

    Ants in bed, hundreds of them, showing up for no goddamn reason (I don't eat food in bed and clean up anything that might attract them) phase me.

    they like the body heat

    Well fuck that.

    go to bed with ice packs around your nether regions

    2 steps ahead of you

    2 steps?

    whats the other one?

    Digging the moat

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    i used to suffer from sleep paralysis quite often
    it's less now, thank god, as it is not an enjoyable thing

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    To some people, maybe.

    I've had two Mexican Red-knee tarantulas and an emperor scorpion as pets since I was 10.

    Spiders don't phase me.

    Ants in bed, hundreds of them, showing up for no goddamn reason (I don't eat food in bed and clean up anything that might attract them) phase me.

    they like the body heat

    Well fuck that.

    go to bed with ice packs around your nether regions

    2 steps ahead of you

    2 steps?

    whats the other one?

    Digging the moat

    clever girl

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    mully wrote: »
    i used to suffer from sleep paralysis quite often
    it's less now, thank god, as it is not an enjoyable thing

    i dont even know what sleep paralysis is

    you wake up and you cant move or what?

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited January 2008
    i suffer from sleep normlia

    it is apparently an extraordinarily rare condition where you have absolutely no stupid sleep problems

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel COME ON AND DAN AND WELCOME TO THE DANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    oh man, me too

    oh god what if it's contagious

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    oh man, me too

    oh god what if it's contagious

    Fuck, who will watch the internets for us at night time?

  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    oh man, me too

    oh god what if it's contagious

    Fuck, who will watch the internets for us at night time?

    Maybe they could shut it down like they used to do with tv.

    "It's midnight, and we are all closing down here now, so goodnight."

    *National Anthem starts playing*

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Could we have pirate interwebs?

    I want to make the pirate interwebs, where you can't get in because it is just like a huge lan cable that runs from my house to my friends and we use lan messenger and play video games.

    Mmmm late night video games, it might be nap time soon though, 3 am almost.

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel COME ON AND DAN AND WELCOME TO THE DANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    stop saying interwebs

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I talk in my sleep. But only when I'm with my girlfriend. Odd.

    I don't know if this was a joke or not but this is basically true for me. It kinda scares me.

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  • WeaverWeaver hut hut wut wutRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    My sister sleepwalks. I moaned & whimpered all night last night from bad dreams and have recently developed the habit of scratching the fuck out of my face while I'm asleep.
    Spoiler:

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  • WeaverWeaver hut hut wut wutRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    i suffer from sleep normlia

    it is apparently an extraordinarily rare condition where you have absolutely no stupid sleep problems

    Is it contagious?

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    i suffer from sleep normlia

    it is apparently an extraordinarily rare condition where you have absolutely no stupid sleep problems

    Is it contagious?

    its an STD

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Every time I hear a teacher say "Stop" I have to respond with a hammer time joke, or by saying "Did you want me to collaborate and listen?"

    This sounds like the worst affliction.


    I sleptwalk when I was 5-7. I usually tried to rearrange things.

    Also when I was 19. I worked at a factory for a little bit, and as I was doing repetative actions for 10 hours a day of course I dreamed about doing them, and sometimes I woke up in the middle of the dream to discover I was actually doing them in the middle of my room.


    I also pretty much had constant terrible nightmares when I was little, until I learned to wake myself up. I can still do that, but there's no going back to sleep if I do. These days though I'm sleeping almost like a normal person, the past few months I'd been waking up at 3AM.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Seriously wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Every time I hear a teacher say "Stop" I have to respond with a hammer time joke, or by saying "Did you want me to collaborate and listen?"

    This sounds like the worst affliction.


    I sleptwalk when I was 5-7. I usually tried to rearrange things.

    Also when I was 19. I worked at a factory for a little bit, and as I was doing repetative actions for 10 hours a day of course I dreamed about doing them, and sometimes I woke up in the middle of the dream to discover I was actually doing them in the middle of my room.


    I also pretty much had constant terrible nightmares when I was little, until I learned to wake myself up. I can still do that, but there's no going back to sleep if I do. These days though I'm sleeping almost like a normal person, the past few months I'd been waking up at 3AM.

    welcome to the club

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I used to sleep walk a lot. Now it only happens very rarely.

    But apparently I can do complex tasks and the like while asleep, like open combination locks, hold conversations, and use a computer, so my wife and parents tell me anyway

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited January 2008
    I tend to get a lot of sleep boners.

    None so far have turned out to be fatal, but you never know. Every morning is another little gift, you know?

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