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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    mully wrote: »
    i used to suffer from sleep paralysis quite often
    it's less now, thank god, as it is not an enjoyable thing

    i dont even know what sleep paralysis is

    you wake up and you cant move or what?

    it's terrifying

    pretty much you are paralyzed and it can start even before you're completely asleep and last till after you wake up

    I have it too, and goddamn when I was on pain killers for my wisdom teeth I fucking tripped balls and started seeing shadow people and shit, I couldn't move or scream or anything

    fuck

    fuck oxycodone

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    i used to suffer from sleep paralysis quite often
    it's less now, thank god, as it is not an enjoyable thing

    i dont even know what sleep paralysis is

    you wake up and you cant move or what?

    it's terrifying

    pretty much you are paralyzed and it can start even before you're completely asleep and last till after you wake up

    I have it too, and goddamn when I was on pain killers for my wisdom teeth I fucking tripped balls and started seeing shadow people and shit, I couldn't move or scream or anything

    fuck

    fuck oxycodone

    D:

    what the fuck dude

    that sucks



    alt Pip reply:
    walk it off pussy

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I hate waking up and finding myself doing things I do at work.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    apparently one time when i was younger i sleepwalked out into the kitchen and peed in the trash can

    and one time my little brother tried to pee into the back of the recliner in his sleep

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    i just snore if im on my back.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I tend to get a lot of sleep boners.

    None so far have turned out to be fatal, but you never know. Every morning is another little gift, you know?

    i love the morning salutes.

    though i'm just coming out of nut surgery and now i wake up every morning in pain.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    i don't have any sleeping problems

    i got woken up by the smoke detector this morning. it's two feet away from my parents' bedroom and yet my dad didn't notice

    whereas i got freaked out, put some pants on, and ran up the steps

    the battery was just bad, though

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I have stupid sleep problems.

    Like, it takes me for fucking ever to get to sleep.

    Then I wake up every couple of hours.

    Unless I'm drunk.

    I solved my own problem!

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    apparently one time when i was younger i sleepwalked out into the kitchen and peed in the trash can

    and one time my little brother tried to pee into the back of the recliner in his sleep

    I knew a girls who's little brother used to sleep piss into the ice box

    also I once sleep-made my bed when I was 8

    2 things are weird, aside from the doing it in my sleep

    I had never made my bed and I made it so that my head was where my feet normally were

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    apparently one time when i was younger i sleepwalked out into the kitchen and peed in the trash can

    and one time my little brother tried to pee into the back of the recliner in his sleep

    I knew a girls who's little brother used to sleep piss into the ice box

    also I once sleep-made my bed when I was 8

    2 things are weird, aside from the doing it in my sleep

    I had never made my bed and I made it so that my head was where my feet normally were

    i've done that

    my mom woke me up for school one day and asked me why i was sleeping the "wrong" way

    and i said, "i dunno, i didn't go to sleep that way"

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I sleep talk, sometimes yelling. It scares everyone and I find it hilarious

    I also sleepwalk occasionally

    I used to do it nightly as a kid, I would have adventures while I slept, I am told. Sitting down sand standing constantly, playing with toys annoying the dog, walking a dozen miles and falling asleep in a field. Good stuff

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  • QuethalQuethal Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Rane, that totally makes me want to sleep with you just so I can follow and record your adventures, releasing them into a miniseries or something.

    This is because I imagine you'd have great adventures when sleepwalking. Shit, if you were annoying dogs at a young age, I figure by now, you'd be so good at sleepwalking you'd be going to Vegas and picking up all sorts of money and girls along the way.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Quethal wrote: »
    Rane, that totally makes me want to sleep with you just so I can follow and record your adventures, releasing them into a miniseries or something.

    This is because I imagine you'd have great adventures when sleepwalking. Shit, if you were annoying dogs at a young age, I figure by now, you'd be so good at sleepwalking you'd be going to Vegas and picking up all sorts of money and girls along the way.

    fag

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • QuethalQuethal Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I JUST WANT YOU TO LOVE ME, PIP D:

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Quethal wrote: »
    I JUST WANT YOU TO LOVE ME, PIP D:

    Double fag.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I think I sleep-spoke last weekend

    it was after somebody mentioned the Mac boot camp thingy in a thread that day

    and so I had a dream about a computer

    and I have a fuzzy memory of half-waking, saying 'murbleh BOOT CAMP' and then going back to sleep

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    I think I sleep-spoke last weekend

    it was after somebody mentioned the Mac boot camp thingy in a thread that day

    and so I had a dream about a computer

    and I have a fuzzy memory of half-waking, saying 'murbleh BOOT CAMP' and then going back to sleep

    I have a friend that does that, only it's like a half of a conversation.

    One time, me and another friend were at his house, and he had passed out on the floor when we were watching a movie or something. So he wakes up, or so I thought, turns to me and in a look that I can only describe as a 'wants to fucking ruin you' and says, "OH! So I'm the toast, dancing?"

    He promptly fell back asleep. After I realized that he did not in fact want to kick my ass, I turned to the other friend and we both just cracked up for a good 5 minutes.

    During the laughing, he woke up again and started singing a auto-body repair companies t.v. jingle.

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • QuethalQuethal Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Quethal wrote: »
    I JUST WANT YOU TO LOVE ME, PIP D:

    Double fag.

    I JUST WA

    ...

    No, nah I don't really want Pooro to love me. I'll stop at double fag.

    And, fun fact: both of my serious girlfriends have said the most ridiculous things in their sleep. My ex would deny that she was asleep profusely, to the point where she would say, completely clearly, "Yes, yes, I'm awake, I'll move to bed in a moment." So to show her sleeping self that she was actually asleep, I picked up her arm and let it fall a couple times, saying, "See, you're all limp." She replied with, "But, go limp? Isn't that what I'm supposed to do?"

    She was finally awoken by me rolling back and laughing hysterically.

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  • BelruelBelruel Life and death and love and birth and peace and war on the planet earthRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    I think I sleep-spoke last weekend

    it was after somebody mentioned the Mac boot camp thingy in a thread that day

    and so I had a dream about a computer

    and I have a fuzzy memory of half-waking, saying 'murbleh BOOT CAMP' and then going back to sleep

    I have a friend that does that, only it's like a half of a conversation.

    One time, me and another friend were at his house, and he had passed out on the floor when we were watching a movie or something. So he wakes up, or so I thought, turns to me and in a look that I can only describe as a 'wants to fucking ruin you' and says, "OH! So I'm the toast, dancing?"

    He promptly fell back asleep. After I realized that he did not in fact want to kick my ass, I turned to the other friend and we both just cracked up for a good 5 minutes.

    During the laughing, he woke up again and started singing a auto-body repair companies t.v. jingle.

    ahahahahaha, oh man.
    "OH! So I'm the toast, dancing?"
    is the funniest thing.

    my boyfriend woke up last night and said "mMMmmm runner" so i asked him 'what?' and he yelled "BRADERUNNER"

    we watched bladerunner the other day and we've been talking about it a lot, so i guess it was on his mind, but it made me laugh really hard

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    i have been woken up by my girlfriend a few times because she sleep yells every now and then. the most memorable one was "USE THE GAMEBOY AS A SURFBOARD!"

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  • BelruelBelruel Life and death and love and birth and peace and war on the planet earthRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    the first time i found out my boyfriend sleepwalks, i was playing a videogame while he was napping, and i took a break to go hug him for a bit. he freaked the fuck out and said something about 'not my nipples', then i calmed him down and held him for a bit, after about 10 minutes he said 'ok i'm done, go away'.

    i was laughing really hard, he's the kindest guy when awake but apparently he's a jerk in his sleep. i asked him what he was dreaming about, turns out i startled him while he was being tortured, the guys had been cutting off body parts. 'not my nipples' i must have brushed against them, haha

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm a dick if I'm awoken

    I don't know how many people I've told to fuck off or burn in hell

    also, I was fucking terrified when my friend did that

    like, he looked like I had backed over his grandmother and then squeezed out a brown biscuit in her open mouth or something

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User
    edited January 2008
    I once got up and sleepwalked into the livingroom while my mom's boyfriend was in there, and I just went up to him and said, "Brian, we need pie. BRIAN, THE PRINCESS. WE NEED THE PIE. FOR THE PRINCESS. PIE. PRINCESS. THE PRINCESS."

    Then I just stumbled back into my room.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I grind my teeth when I sleep. My family thought this was just some thing the dentist was saying to everybody to charge more for a bite-guard, but my... I want to say lateral incisor but will go with vampire teeth are flattened down a bit from doing so. There's actually places in the world where they file them down to this length to help remove animal behavior in people, but San Diego is not one of them

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  • StraightziStraightzi I love thee, I'm charm'd by thy beauty, dear boy! And if thou'rt unwilling, then force I'll employ.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I sleep talk and sleep make creepy fucking sounds. I've had conversations that I have in dreams aloud, I've at times sat straight up in bed and made weird throat noises, and so on. It's fun though because I don't remember it at all.

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