It's funny that you all impose these horrible characteristics on me. They are all merely reflections about things you hate about yourself. It's the easiest way to push that dark reality out of your lives.
Yes, I hate the fact that I am not turned on by murder porn; you caught me.
Whoa, hey now.
Nothin' wrong with a little murder porn.
1) Take the knife or blade
2) Make sure you're holding it by the handle
3) Place its sharp side along the edge of the seal of the packaging
4) Stab yourself repeatedly in the groin
5) Play Xbox
1) He was apparently arguing strongly in favour of gore in a thread about videogame violence. This is where he was first labeled as a creepy dude.
2) Last night, Cass posted a picture of the actress who plays Ugly Betty. As a quick trip to Wikipedia will show, she's curvy, but Casket called her fat, while stating that a man with that build would not be fat. It was at this point that things really went downhill for him.
He left the chat after some harassment, and claimed he wouldn't be back.
So of course whenever we have salad we chase the dog around the house, clacking the tongs together like a horrible steel mouth as the dog frantically tries to escape.
The dog is also afraid of large hats, and sometimes eats rocks.
He left the chat after some harassment, and claimed he wouldn't be back.
And I didn't come back. Didn't even read the thread ever again.
Congratulations; you're retarded.
Whoosh hacksaw, that is the sound that joke is making when it flys over your head.
Wait, that didn't have enough emphasis WHOOSH HACKSAW, SEE THIS JOKE IS LIKE AN AIRPLANE FLYING PAST YOUR HEAD BUT YOU DON'T GET IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SENSUALLY DEFICIENT JUST LIKE HELEN KELLER
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I tried that it doesn't work as well as you think
if he uses sharpened metal he might kill himself in the process
it's a win-win
OH YEAH
AND A TIME MACHINE TO GO BACK TO A MORE APPROPRIATE TIME FOR YOU, LIKE 134,003 BC
Spray with liquid nitrogen, then drop a demolition crane ball on it. If that doesn't open it, then it wasn't meant to be opened by man.
Kind of sorta hit it with a crowbar until it pops opened.
Like I said, there's no way my method can fail to open it.
are you trying them yet
you really won't know if they're hit or miss until you've tried them
i'm tainted
1) Take the knife or blade
2) Make sure you're holding it by the handle
3) Place its sharp side along the edge of the seal of the packaging
4) Stab yourself repeatedly in the groin
5) Play Xbox
LETS ALL BE IDIOTS GUYS
COME ON! PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS AND STICK YOUR DICK IN THE ELECTRICAL SOCKET
2) Last night, Cass posted a picture of the actress who plays Ugly Betty. As a quick trip to Wikipedia will show, she's curvy, but Casket called her fat, while stating that a man with that build would not be fat. It was at this point that things really went downhill for him.
He left the chat after some harassment, and claimed he wouldn't be back.
why won't you just leave the children alone
And I didn't come back. Didn't even read the thread ever again.
oh gods
he's stupider than we thought
gentlemen, prepare the cocks, dicks, lol
You are in the [chat] thread right fucking now, Einstein.
This is a different Chat Thread!
My cousin's dog is afraid of salad tongs
So of course whenever we have salad we chase the dog around the house, clacking the tongs together like a horrible steel mouth as the dog frantically tries to escape.
The dog is also afraid of large hats, and sometimes eats rocks.
This is a new fucking thread.
Wait, that didn't have enough emphasis
WHOOSH HACKSAW, SEE THIS JOKE IS LIKE AN AIRPLANE FLYING PAST YOUR HEAD BUT YOU DON'T GET IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SENSUALLY DEFICIENT JUST LIKE HELEN KELLER
It's a fine line between "funny running dog" and "unpleasant urine-spraying dog"
Large hats are the line.
Much like the Dalai Lama, the [chat] thread never changes. It gets re-incarnated, but remains the same [chat] thread throughout every incarnation.
I only just noticed nyarlathotep. Is there a whole line of Lovecraft plush toys out there?
I am not going to stop adressing this you guys.
I will bring it up at least 3 more times.
I knew it couldn't possibly be original. However, 1) it's appropriate and 2) plushies!