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  • CasketCasket __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2006
    Sharpened metal? Ain't rocket science.

    I tried that it doesn't work as well as you think

    Casket on
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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Tree did not impress

    Podly on
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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2006
    good idea
    if he uses sharpened metal he might kill himself in the process
    it's a win-win

    Kusuguttai on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Casket wrote:
    So does anyone have an answer to the original question I asked? How to open Xbox packaging? Because God damns
    Kill yourself.

    Hacksaw on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    JUST FUCKING GET A KNIFE

    OH YEAH

    AND A TIME MACHINE TO GO BACK TO A MORE APPROPRIATE TIME FOR YOU, LIKE 134,003 BC

    MikeMan on
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Casket wrote:
    So does anyone have an answer to the original question I asked? How to open Xbox packaging? Because God damns

    Spray with liquid nitrogen, then drop a demolition crane ball on it. If that doesn't open it, then it wasn't meant to be opened by man.

    Richy on
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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2006
    Casket wrote:
    Sharpened metal? Ain't rocket science.

    I tried that it doesn't work as well as you think
    Oh, so you're a moron.

    Kusuguttai on
  • CasketCasket __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2006
    I asked for an easy way, not a fucking convoluted hit or miss way

    Casket on
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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    stilist wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Hacksaw wrote:
    Casket wrote:
    It's funny that you all impose these horrible characteristics on me. They are all merely reflections about things you hate about yourself. It's the easiest way to push that dark reality out of your lives.
    Yes, I hate the fact that I am not turned on by murder porn; you caught me.
    Whoa, hey now.
    Nothin' wrong with a little murder porn.
    Hacksaw's tastes just aren't up to snuff.
    :lol: Stop, you're killing me!

    :lol:
    Casket wrote:
    So does anyone have an answer to the original question I asked? How to open Xbox packaging? Because God damns

    Kind of sorta hit it with a crowbar until it pops opened.

    Sarksus on
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Casket wrote:
    I asked for an easy way, not a fucking convoluted hit or miss way

    Like I said, there's no way my method can fail to open it.

    Richy on
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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Casket wrote:
    I asked for an easy way, not a fucking convoluted hit or miss way

    are you trying them yet

    you really won't know if they're hit or miss until you've tried them

    MikeMan on
  • CasketCasket __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2006
    Thinking about burning a hole through the plastic with a soldering iron

    Casket on
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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2006
    Casket wrote:
    I asked for an easy way, not a fucking convoluted hit or miss way
    Like a knife? If you're not able to do it with a knife, then you need to check yourself in to a mental facility because you are a god damned moron.

    Kusuguttai on
  • NoomNoom Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Isn't this like the 80th time we've has a chat title like this that someone's assumed was original?

    Noom on
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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Casket wrote:
    I asked for an easy way, not a fucking convoluted hit or miss way
    That is the easy way, you taardvark. It's not our fault you don't have access to liquid nitrogen and heavy demolition machinery, cockface.

    Hacksaw on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    i hate that i share the same join month as him

    i'm tainted

    MikeMan on
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Casket wrote:
    Sharpened metal? Ain't rocket science.

    I tried that it doesn't work as well as you think

    1) Take the knife or blade
    2) Make sure you're holding it by the handle
    3) Place its sharp side along the edge of the seal of the packaging
    4) Stab yourself repeatedly in the groin
    5) Play Xbox

    Evil Multifarious on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2006
    Casket wrote:
    Thinking about burning a hole through the plastic with a soldering iron
    YES LETS USE A SOLDERING IRON INSTEAD OF A KNIFE

    LETS ALL BE IDIOTS GUYS


    COME ON! PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS AND STICK YOUR DICK IN THE ELECTRICAL SOCKET

    Kusuguttai on
  • ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor changed Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Casket wrote:
    I asked for an easy way, not a fucking convoluted hit or miss way

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  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Shinto wrote:
    So what did he do again?
    1) He was apparently arguing strongly in favour of gore in a thread about videogame violence. This is where he was first labeled as a creepy dude.

    2) Last night, Cass posted a picture of the actress who plays Ugly Betty. As a quick trip to Wikipedia will show, she's curvy, but Casket called her fat, while stating that a man with that build would not be fat. It was at this point that things really went downhill for him.

    He left the chat after some harassment, and claimed he wouldn't be back.

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2006
    why didn't you keep your promise casket
    why won't you just leave the children alone

    Kusuguttai on
  • CasketCasket __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2006
    stilist wrote:
    He left the chat after some harassment, and claimed he wouldn't be back.

    And I didn't come back. Didn't even read the thread ever again.

    Casket on
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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    why didn't you keep your promise casket
    why won't you just leave the children alone
    Yeah, leave Kusu alone.

    Hacksaw on
  • NoomNoom Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    BOY HOWDY AL CAPONE WAS SURE BAD AT BASEBALL. HE DIDN'T KNOW YOU"RE NOT S'POSED TO HIT PEOPLE WITH THAT THERE BAT

    Noom on
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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2006
    Casket wrote:
    stilist wrote:
    He left the chat after some harassment, and claimed he wouldn't be back.

    And I didn't come back. Didn't even read the thread ever again.

    oh gods

    he's stupider than we thought
    gentlemen, prepare the cocks, dicks, lol

    Kusuguttai on
  • DiscGraceDiscGrace Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    So our dog is afraid of the Christmas tree. :|

    DiscGrace on
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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Casket wrote:
    stilist wrote:
    He left the chat after some harassment, and claimed he wouldn't be back.

    And I didn't come back. Didn't even read the thread ever again.

    You are in the [chat] thread right fucking now, Einstein.

    Richy on
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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Casket wrote:
    stilist wrote:
    He left the chat after some harassment, and claimed he wouldn't be back.

    And I didn't come back. Didn't even read the thread ever again.
    Congratulations; you're retarded.

    Hacksaw on
  • Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    But Richy!

    This is a different Chat Thread!

    Salvation122 on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2006
    i need a poster of "congratulations, it's a boy!" but with boy scratched out and replaced with "retarded"

    Kusuguttai on
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    DiscGrace wrote:
    So our dog is afraid of the Christmas tree. :|

    My cousin's dog is afraid of salad tongs

    So of course whenever we have salad we chase the dog around the house, clacking the tongs together like a horrible steel mouth as the dog frantically tries to escape.

    The dog is also afraid of large hats, and sometimes eats rocks.

    Evil Multifarious on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2006
    i would wear a large hat while chasing with the tongs

    Kusuguttai on
  • CasketCasket __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2006
    You guys do realize I said I wouldn't come back to that thread.

    This is a new fucking thread.

    Casket on
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  • NoomNoom Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Hacksaw wrote:
    Casket wrote:
    stilist wrote:
    He left the chat after some harassment, and claimed he wouldn't be back.

    And I didn't come back. Didn't even read the thread ever again.
    Congratulations; you're retarded.
    Whoosh hacksaw, that is the sound that joke is making when it flys over your head.
    Wait, that didn't have enough emphasis
    WHOOSH HACKSAW, SEE THIS JOKE IS LIKE AN AIRPLANE FLYING PAST YOUR HEAD BUT YOU DON'T GET IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SENSUALLY DEFICIENT JUST LIKE HELEN KELLER

    Noom on
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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    i would wear a large hat while chasing with the tongs

    It's a fine line between "funny running dog" and "unpleasant urine-spraying dog"

    Large hats are the line.

    Evil Multifarious on
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    But Richy!

    This is a different Chat Thread!

    Much like the Dalai Lama, the [chat] thread never changes. It gets re-incarnated, but remains the same [chat] thread throughout every incarnation.

    Richy on
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  • ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor changed Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    cthulhumediumpq2.jpg

    Also, Nyarlathotep.

    nyarlathotepxc7.jpg

    I only just noticed nyarlathotep. Is there a whole line of Lovecraft plush toys out there?

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Casket wrote:
    You guys do realize I said I wouldn't come back to that thread.

    This is a new fucking thread.
    :facepalm:

    Hacksaw on
  • NoomNoom Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Richy wrote:
    But Richy!

    This is a different Chat Thread!

    Much like the Dalai Lama, the [chat] thread never changes. It gets re-incarnated, but remains the same [chat] thread throughout every incarnation.
    Sometimes even with the same title.
    I am not going to stop adressing this you guys.
    I will bring it up at least 3 more times.

    Noom on
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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Noom wrote:
    Isn't this like the 80th time we've has a chat title like this that someone's assumed was original?

    I knew it couldn't possibly be original. However, 1) it's appropriate and 2) plushies!

    FunkyWaltDogg on
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