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[chat]: Leave Your Pants at the Door

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I am a damn good spy in TF2.
    I am a damn good spy in real life.

    Also, could you slide to your left an inch or so? This camera angle is less than ideal.

    Elendil on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    I am a damn good spy in TF2.
    I am a damn good spy in real life.

    Also, could you slide to your left an inch or so? This camera angle is less than ideal.

    whale tail

    Senjutsu on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Thinatos wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Thinatos wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Please don't encourage them.

    Please please please
    You're just jealous, because my legs are way sexier than yours.
    It's sad, but true. My legs are shaped all weird-like.
    Man, your legs are perfectly normal.

    I mean, you are half-chicken, right? :P
    :cry:

    More than half my height is in my legs. It seems like such a waste to cover them up, but, alas, it must be done, for the good of all.
    So, like, 49 pounds? :P

    Thanatos on
  • themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Better off on a 360 because I'm about to hit the buy button?

    themightypuck on
    “Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.”
    ― Marcus Aurelius

    Path of Exile: themightypuck
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Better off on a 360 because I'm about to hit the buy button?

    Yes

    Senjutsu on
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hey Thin. I've had a huge improvement in Logical Reasoning.

    Apparently I assume too much.

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Thinatos wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Thinatos wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Thinatos wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Please don't encourage them.

    Please please please
    You're just jealous, because my legs are way sexier than yours.
    It's sad, but true. My legs are shaped all weird-like.
    Man, your legs are perfectly normal.

    I mean, you are half-chicken, right? :P
    :cry:

    More than half my height is in my legs. It seems like such a waste to cover them up, but, alas, it must be done, for the good of all.
    So, like, 49 pounds? :P
    I said half my height, not half my weight.

    Fatty.

    Hacksaw on
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I had forgotten until just now, while repacking for school, that I had overpacked to an absurd amount when coming home for break. As in, there is a lot of stuff in there I didn't even wear once. And now I need to bring it all back to school... and I am probably going to die/break my back/etc.

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    [/chat]

    [tiny]It complained that my post was too short.[/tiny]

    Satan. on
  • themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Moot point. Bought.

    themightypuck on
    “Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.”
    ― Marcus Aurelius

    Path of Exile: themightypuck
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hey Thin. I've had a huge improvement in Logical Reasoning.

    Apparently I assume too much.
    o_O

    Edit: Oh, wait, you mean the section. Hawtness. Yeah, that's what I worked the most before I took the test.

    Thanatos on
  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I am a damn good spy in TF2.

    Not as good as I am, bitch.

    You should have seen me tonight. It was bro-awesome.

    It was sudden death, and there were two enemies in the intelligence room. On the desk was a sentry. Behind the desk was an engineer. Next to this engineer was a dispenser.

    Opposite the left doorway, there was a heavy with his back to the wall. He was spraying a steady stream of bullets from doorway to doorway. Right next to him was another engineer.

    Me. In disguise.

    Every time he turned to the right, the stream of bullets came incredibly close to hitting me. So I waited.

    He ran out of ammo. He went to refill. I buried my knife in his back.

    The engineer, if he even had processed what had just happened, was probably expecting his sentry to gun me down. But it was already disabled. Before he could even move to remove the sapper, I had planted three slugs from my revolver in him. Bang, bang, HEADSHOT.

    Fucking owned.

    Note: Results not typical.

    Church on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Shit I never played HL2. I've got a fuckton of gaming goodness for something I never would have paid for sober.

    themightypuck on
    “Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.”
    ― Marcus Aurelius

    Path of Exile: themightypuck
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Oh. I killed 11 people in a round without dying and my team capped all three points without trouble on gravelpit because I stabbed all the people protecting them

    Among other things.

    Test 3 practice is tomorrow at 8:30 AM. JOY.

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Oh. I killed 11 people in a round without dying and my team capped all three points without trouble on gravelpit because I stabbed all the people protecting them

    Among other things.

    Test 3 practice is tomorrow at 8:30 AM. JOY.
    You taking a prep course or something?

    Thanatos on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    SAY

    let's take a relaxed attitude towards work and watch the baseball match

    The nie mets are my fav-or-ite squadron

    Senjutsu on
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    If you guys are playing TF2 I'll try and join. No guarantees.

    Gorilla Salad on
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I have an overpacking problem.

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Thinatos wrote: »
    Oh. I killed 11 people in a round without dying and my team capped all three points without trouble on gravelpit because I stabbed all the people protecting them

    Among other things.

    Test 3 practice is tomorrow at 8:30 AM. JOY.
    You taking a prep course or something?

    I figured why not. I've been keeping up with the course's things. If I don't get a better score after all this, I'm getting what I'm getting. No big, I have good schools to go to. But I'd rather stay in a good, in-state law school for expenses.

    For instance: I could go to UAlbany and spend 40k a year in tuition, fees, and books, or go to FSU Law and pay 11k.

    Or go to a decent school, do well my first year, then transfer.

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    But I only have to make it from Port Authority on 42nd street to the 110th street station and then walk to the corner of 113th street.... but that might be enough stairs and walking to kill me with these bags.

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I locked my keys in my car today, and it cost $35 to get them out.

    Seriously. It took the dude all of 3 seconds to get my door unlocked... how is that worth $35? Fucking taking advantage of people.

    AbsoluteZero on
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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I locked my keys in my car today, and it cost $35 to get them out.

    Seriously. It took the dude all of 3 seconds to get my door unlocked... how is that worth $35? Fucking taking advantage of people.

    He had to drive there and have the knowhow to unlock the car without breaking anything.

    You paid for his experience, not the time it took him.

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008

    Or go to a decent school, do well my first year, then transfer.

    themightypuck on
    “Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.”
    ― Marcus Aurelius

    Path of Exile: themightypuck
  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I locked my keys in my car today, and it cost $35 to get them out.

    Seriously. It took the dude all of 3 seconds to get my door unlocked... how is that worth $35? Fucking taking advantage of people.

    He had to drive there and have the knowhow to unlock the car without breaking anything.

    You paid for his experience, not the time it took him.

    He drove like 2 blocks. If I had a door unlocking thingy tool I could have done it myself, it was hardly skilled labor.

    AbsoluteZero on
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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I just learned that I can't play 3 phallas at the same time.

    And I love beer.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I locked my keys in my car today, and it cost $35 to get them out.

    Seriously. It took the dude all of 3 seconds to get my door unlocked... how is that worth $35? Fucking taking advantage of people.

    He had to drive there and have the knowhow to unlock the car without breaking anything.

    You paid for his experience, not the time it took him.

    He drove like 2 blocks. If I had a door unlocking thingy tool I could have done it myself, it was hardly skilled labor.

    Consider it a stupid tax for needing someone to unlock your door then.

    Inquisitor on
  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    There is a sentence which contains 'New Zealanders'.

    I read it initially as 'New Zoolanders'.

    Ben Stiller must die now.

    Gim on
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Woo. Go my CDs. Make me 2% over the rate of inflation.

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I locked my keys in my car today, and it cost $35 to get them out.

    Seriously. It took the dude all of 3 seconds to get my door unlocked... how is that worth $35? Fucking taking advantage of people.

    The Towing company I work for charges 31.50 (30 plus tax) for that, boosting, air filling, and tire changing. Seems to be the rate...

    LaOs on
  • themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Well I gotta run but Steam is dutifully downloading so I suspect I'll be into the TF2 soon enough if I'm not completely obsessed with D2
    Genuflect

    themightypuck on
    “Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.”
    ― Marcus Aurelius

    Path of Exile: themightypuck
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'd play D2 if I wasn't using Sabs' key.

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I locked my keys in my car today, and it cost $35 to get them out.

    Seriously. It took the dude all of 3 seconds to get my door unlocked... how is that worth $35? Fucking taking advantage of people.

    He had to drive there and have the knowhow to unlock the car without breaking anything.

    You paid for his experience, not the time it took him.

    He drove like 2 blocks. If I had a door unlocking thingy tool I could have done it myself, it was hardly skilled labor.

    Consider it a stupid tax for needing someone to unlock your door then.

    Perhaps... but it is still pretty lame because it is not like I can say no. I need my damn car.

    I am going to have an extra key made and hide it somewheres, methinks. Don't want to ever pay for that again.

    AbsoluteZero on
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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    There is a sentence which contains 'New Zealanders'.

    I read it initially as 'New Zoolanders'.

    Ben Stiller must die now.
    I love Zoolander.

    Gorilla Salad on
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Man, fuck you loan companies.

    Charge my ass 9% because I'm slightly higher risk. FUCK YOU.

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Perhaps... but it is still pretty lame because it is not like I can say no. I need my damn car.

    I am going to have an extra key made and hide it somewheres, methinks. Don't want to ever pay for that again.

    Yeah, I keep a back up key in my house, works great.

    Inquisitor on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
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    Senjutsu on
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Will someone be my sherpa tomorrow? Fuck.

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
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    :lol:

    Church on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Randy is a retard

    Senjutsu on
  • DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I haven't played Halflife since 2002, and I have never played Half Life 2. Or any of its related shit. CS Source or whatever. I now, as of October, have a machine that can run Half Life 2.

    Do I buy it

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