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Thread about nothing [not seinfeld thread]

FramlingFramling FaceHeadGeebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
edited February 2008 in Social Entropy++
What the fuck is this, an on-topic forum? Fuck!

Where's SE? All I see is "Here's our PS3 thread," "here's our movie thread," "here's our ass thread."

Here, here's our thread about these new crackers I got, they're pretzels on one side and cheese cracker on the other side and I can't stop eating them.

you're = you are
your = belonging to you

their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    i cant eat cheese flavored things

    i get hella sick from bad memories

    i enjoy regular cheese though

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Great. Now I want some fucking Combos.

    Critical on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Those crackers are fucked up man, I'm too freaked to try 'em.

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  • SoupSoup Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    do the memories relate to cheese

    how can cheese be bad ever, anyway

    Soup on
  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    How can they be cracker on one side and pretzel on the other?

    I don't know!

    They are!

    Framling on
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    there = not here
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    that is crazy fram

    crazy

    Kovak on
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    fuck

    Projeck on
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I hate my girlfriend's best friend/best friend's girlfriend.

    Do I kill her right now y/n?

    Graves on
  • FrylockHolmesFrylockHolmes Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    i cant eat cheese flavored things

    i get hella sick from bad memories

    i enjoy regular cheese though

    Did cheese try to drown you once or something

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    ok, when i was little my mom had to take me to work one day (i forget why)

    but she was a nurse at this hospital, and i had nothing to do for an 8 hour shift but sit in the nurse's lounge

    when i get bored i eat, and there was this big, 1 pound bag of cheetos

    i ate it, and nothing but it for 8 hours

    i got sick as hell and now my brain associates anything cheese flavored with that experience

    dont get me wrong, i'll eat the shit out of some cheese, but i cant eat the flavored stuff

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hey I made this thread last week.

    These are the best threads.

    Weaver on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    potatoe on
  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    I hate my girlfriend's best friend/best friend's girlfriend.

    Do I kill her right now y/n?

    put it in her butt first
    or after

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  • StraythStrayth Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    I hate my girlfriend's best friend/best friend's girlfriend.

    Do I kill her right now y/n?


    Y

    They get the cheese in cheez-its by rolling a big block of cheesy movies onto the cracker. The cracker is then dipped in melted Cheez-its, until it's cheesy enough.

    Note that this is not how they make Lucky Charms.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Weaver, this is the only kind of thread we used to have.

    Remember?

    Remember back when if you had some dumb thing to say, but it wasn't worth a whole thread, you'd just find some random thread and just fucking say it there and not worry about derailing the thread because it had already been derailed sixteen times?

    Framling on
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    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Somebody give me some pretzel-cheese crackers before I do something drastic

    Graves on
  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    That's neither here nor there.

    J3p on
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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Strayth wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    I hate my girlfriend's best friend/best friend's girlfriend.

    Do I kill her right now y/n?


    Y

    They get the cheese in cheez-its by rolling a big block of cheesy movies onto the cracker. The cracker is then dipped in melted Cheez-its, until it's cheesy enough.

    Note that this is not how they make Lucky Charms.

    What the fuck is this?

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    Weaver, this is the only kind of thread we used to have.

    Remember?

    Remember back when if you had some dumb thing to say, but it wasn't worth a whole thread, you'd just find some random thread and just fucking say it there and not worry about derailing the thread because it had already been derailed sixteen times?

    i do that all the time

    potatoe on
  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Framling on
    you're = you are
    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    Weaver, this is the only kind of thread we used to have.

    Remember?

    Remember back when if you had some dumb thing to say, but it wasn't worth a whole thread, you'd just find some random thread and just fucking say it there and not worry about derailing the thread because it had already been derailed sixteen times?

    i do that all the time

    yeah, this still seems to happen alot

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  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    Somebody give me some pretzel-cheese crackers before I do something drastic

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    +

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    ?

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Guys I have some strange mix of adrenaline and testosterone and I don't know if I want to kill something or fuck something.

    Graves on
  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Pretzels on one side and cheese crackers on the other side?

    That sounds amazing, though I'm having trouble wrapping my head around it. What are they called?

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    Guys I have some strange mix of adrenaline and testosterone and I don't know if I want to kill something or fuck something.

    I hear Brittney Spears is single. Go get her.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Framling wrote: »

    oh my god i was wrong
    it was earth all along!

    potatoe on
  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Remember when Britney was actually hot? Back when she was the spunky 17-year-old with a nice voice and some seriously rude titties?

    That was a good time to be a teenager.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Critical wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    Guys I have some strange mix of adrenaline and testosterone and I don't know if I want to kill something or fuck something.

    I hear Brittney Spears is single. Go get her.

    Hit me baby one more time

    edit: also applies to crossbuster's post

    Graves on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I do remember that Fram. Fuckin' kids these days, all having attention spans & shit.

    Weaver on
  • matthias00matthias00 Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hey so one of my friends was trying to chat up this foreign exchange student, and was doing a pretty good job, she seemed really comfortable around him and everything. He was really happy because oh man this lady is totally okay with me and maybe is even in to me, and was all gloating over all of us because he was "so good at this".

    Then later someone told me she was like that because she thinks he's gay.

    Suddenly his attempts to make her laugh by playing "If I Were Gay" and "Never Gonna Give You Up" are a lot funnier.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    What the fuck is this, an on-topic forum? Fuck!

    Where's SE? All I see is "Here's our PS3 thread," "here's our movie thread," "here's our ass thread."

    Here, here's our thread about these new crackers I got, they're pretzels on one side and cheese cracker on the other side and I can't stop eating them.

    It is you who is the cracker!

    sarukun on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    ahaahaha

    Kovak on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sup, Kovak?

    sarukun on
  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Remember when Britney was actually hot? Back when she was the spunky 17-year-old with a nice voice and some seriously rude titties?

    That was a good time to be a teenager.

    Lets be honest, she never had a good voice. Hot body and good performer sure. But she can't sing for shit and she never could.

    Marathon on
  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
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    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    WHAT?

    Framling on
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  • StraythStrayth Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Casey Novak is my favorite ADA on Law & Order: SVU. I'd Casey her Novak.

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Also, this was in my photobucket:

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Remember when Britney was actually hot? Back when she was the spunky 17-year-old with a nice voice and some seriously rude titties?

    That was a good time to be a teenager.

    I do not recall a time when this was the case.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Seriously though, this is the most recent chapter of this girl's evil plot to destroy me.

    My parent's and brother are out from 12-5.

    I tell my girlfriend to come over.

    She says "Oh but stupidbitch wants to go to the mall with stupidbitch2 and I."

    "That'll take all day, though!"

    "No, stupidbitch and stupidbitch2 don't go into like half the stores because they're afraid of going into places they stole more than $100 worth of stuff from."

    "And why do you hang out with them?"

    "I don't know, stupidbitch is like a personal jester, she's not a good friend, she never does anything nice for me, but she's so damn stupid it's funny"

    then like 20 minutes later

    "Stupidbitch got like 7 people together to go, now she changed her mind and she's going to her boyfriend's house" (which is about 3 houses down and this kid and I have been friends for as long as I remember)

    So I'm thinking OK then they'll both come down here together seeing as their destinations are so close together, but NOO!

    "Stupidbitch left me to take everyone to the mall, I kind of have to go now"

    And this is the part where I give the look of hatred and say "Stupidbitch!" while clenching my fist in front of my face.

    So I think I will see Rambo now.

    Stupidbitch is like the Lex Luthor of cockblocking.

    99% of all the things she does is to block my cock.

    I can't express it in any way without it looking like exaggeration, but this girl seriously devotes her life to me not getting any action.

    Graves on
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