HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT (Arrested Development movie)

Ubik · February 2008

Kusuguttai wrote: »

Ubik wrote: »

Yeah seriously when it shows Michael consoling Lindsay when they are kids she's huge

i love how terrible a mother lucille is

Don't tell Lindsay, she'll be devastated.
Don't tell me what?
Your husband is sleeping with that whore, Kitty.
(Lindsay cries)
Do I know my daughter?

Dr.Funkenstein · February 2008

I blue myself

Ubik · February 2008

It seems I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run so now I have something of a mess on my hands.

KingAgamemnon · February 2008

It's a satire!

Kusuguttai · February 2008

i'm in love with your brother-in-law
You're in love with your own brother? the one in the army?
No, your sister's husband.
You're in love with michael? MICHAEL.
No, that's your sister's brother.
I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with...me!
No, I'm in love with tobias.
My brother-in-law?
I know it can never be, so I'm joining the army.
To be with your brother...

Dislexic · February 2008

Phil316 wrote: »

the possibility of an arrested development movie makes my banana stand

Well-played :^:

Meissnerd · February 2008

Kusuguttai wrote: »

Meissnerd wrote: »

And Michael, I know you're the big marriage expert...oh wait, that's right. Your wife is dead.

Yeah wikipedia is great

Senjutsu · February 2008

Kusuguttai wrote: »

i'm in love with your brother-in-law
You're in love with your own brother? the one in the army?
No, you're sister's husband.
You're in love with michael? MICHAEL.
No, that's your sister's brother.
I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with...me!
No, I'm in love with tobias.
My brother-in-law?
I know it can never be, so I'm joining the army.
To be with your brother...

<3

Ubik · February 2008

Everybody in the show is a terrible person except George Michael and maybe Buster. And maybe Maeby

Kusuguttai · February 2008

Meissnerd wrote: »

Kusuguttai wrote: »

Meissnerd wrote: »

And Michael, I know you're the big marriage expert...oh wait, that's right. Your wife is dead.

Yeah wikipedia is great

that was by memory, chief

Senjutsu · February 2008

You're killing me, Buster

Kusuguttai · February 2008

Senjutsu wrote: »

Kusuguttai wrote: »

i'm in love with your brother-in-law
You're in love with your own brother? the one in the army?
No, you're sister's husband.
You're in love with michael? MICHAEL.
No, that's your sister's brother.
I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with...me!
No, I'm in love with tobias.
My brother-in-law?
I know it can never be, so I'm joining the army.
To be with your brother...

<3

Oh senj, you can sink your love arrow into my buttocks any time

Hybrid · February 2008

Has anyone in this family ever seen a chicken?

Meissnerd · February 2008

Kusuguttai wrote: »

Meissnerd wrote: »

Kusuguttai wrote: »

Meissnerd wrote: »

And Michael, I know you're the big marriage expert...oh wait, that's right. Your wife is dead.

Yeah wikipedia is great

that was by memory, chief

oh yeah

polarblue · February 2008

look
a seagull !

Ubik · February 2008

If that means taking a chubby then I guess I'll just suck it up

Kusuguttai · February 2008

I have a big t.v. opportunity
well, this is where all the big TVs come

KingAgamemnon · February 2008

Javen wrote: »

Ghandi 2 wrote: »

Please please please

Am I the only person who ignores

Spoiler:

that the last episodes say that Lindsey was adopted? It was just a bad throwaway joke about Showtime, it doesn't make any sense. I refuse to think of them as anything other than brother and sister, unless the movie ret-cons it and gives a better explanation.

Spoiler:

I thought they only did that so Maebe and George Michael wouldn't be biological cousins

Spoiler:

LOOSE SEAL

WHAT

LOOSE SEAL

I DON'T CARE ABOUT LUCILLE

AAAGH

Senjutsu · February 2008

Kusuguttai wrote: »

Senjutsu wrote: »

Kusuguttai wrote: »

i'm in love with your brother-in-law
You're in love with your own brother? the one in the army?
No, you're sister's husband.
You're in love with michael? MICHAEL.
No, that's your sister's brother.
I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with...me!
No, I'm in love with tobias.
My brother-in-law?
I know it can never be, so I'm joining the army.
To be with your brother...

<3

Oh senj, you can sink your love arrow into my buttocks any time

*cuts to rest stop*

Kusuguttai · February 2008

this thread is watery
with a smack of ham

Ubik · February 2008

Kusuguttai wrote: »

I have a big t.v. opportunity
well, this is where all the big TVs come

You gonna buy something this time or are you just curious?

Well, let's say I'm a little buy-curious

Nogs · February 2008

Dislexic · February 2008

Kusuguttai wrote: »

Ghandi 2 wrote: »

Kusuguttai wrote: »

Ghandi 2 wrote: »

Am I the only person who ignores

Spoiler:

that the last episodes say that Lindsey was adopted? It was just a bad throwaway joke about Showtime, it doesn't make any sense. I refuse to think of them as anything other than brother and sister, unless the movie ret-cons it and gives a better explanation.

i think you're kind of retarded

Really? I haven't seen the episode in a while, so forgive me if I'm a bit shaky, but how can you explain:
1) That nobody ever noticed the age difference that would have been blatantly obvious or the fact that they suddenly got another kid, which she somehow considers less noticeable than her not getting pregnant again.
2) That Lucille actually thought she could get away with it, she's not stupid and everything else points to her being even more cleverly calculating than we originally thought
3) Adopting someone to spite a rival company is an extremely unsatisfactory motive
4) That she's willing to accept the "shame" to spite Buster with Annyong, but not the Sitwells
Not really a logical reason, but it makes her character entirely too evil for me.

Sorry to get all nerdy list on you, but it bothers me so much because I'm easily annoyed by these things and because everything else fits so well (a few things do stretch it), so this sticks out a lot. Unless you're saying that that *is* how everyone else sees it and I should have realized that. I can only say to that that I haven't met many other AD fans.

I like some of the jokes that came out of it (porkchop), but I can only see it as an impulsive last minute jab at Fox/Showtime that they didn't fully consider. If I'm wrong, please, enlighten me, I would love to be able to remove a stain from one of my favorite shows.

Senjutsu wrote: »

Is Ghandi a chick

I don't think so.

1. Three years is not a very noticeable difference at their age. Also, in case you are retarded (you are), Lucille taunted her for being big for her age (when she was normal sized for someone three years older)

2. get away with...adoption?
3. the point is that these people have little to no redeeming qualities about them, ESPECIALLY lucille, WHO LATER ON IN LIFE ADOPTS SOMEONE TO SPITE HER OWN SON
4. what the hell are you even going on about

in conclusion, you're not a nerd, you're an idiot, good day sir

Check and Mate.

Kusuguttai · February 2008

KingAgamemnon wrote: »

Javen wrote: »

Ghandi 2 wrote: »

Please please please

Am I the only person who ignores

Spoiler:

that the last episodes say that Lindsey was adopted? It was just a bad throwaway joke about Showtime, it doesn't make any sense. I refuse to think of them as anything other than brother and sister, unless the movie ret-cons it and gives a better explanation.

Spoiler:

I thought they only did that so Maebe and George Michael wouldn't be biological cousins

Spoiler:

I'm pretty sure they didn't want to, what with Howard mentioning how the american version of Les Cousins Dangereux had the cousins not being biologically related, and then talking about that being a cop out (something like that).

yes, and then like two minutes after that when they're making out howard says "OH BY THE WAY THEY MAY NOT BE BIOLOGICAL COUSINS"

the whole lindsay thing is derived from the season finale of the second season, dude. they didn't leave anything hanging when they ended it

it's as anne as the egg on plain's face

Hybrid · February 2008

One of my favourite moments is when Buster loses the hand, and in hospital hes making jokes about it, and Michael joins in.

"get out....GET OUT!"

Ubik · February 2008

Senjutsu · February 2008

The best Buster moment:

DOMO ARIGOTO MR ROBOTO

Ubik · February 2008

Ya seriously the Lindsay thing fits together

Just like after you know about MR F, all the previous things make a ton of sense

Or all the references to Buster losing a hand well in advance of it happening

Or all the references about GOB and Steve Holt before it "happens"

They don't just pull things out of their ass

Kusuguttai · February 2008

hey look, it's malcolm in the middle!
in the middle of shooting, it looks like

Yeah it's more important to see how a show is made then to actually make it

fucking tantamount

Kusuguttai · February 2008

Ubik wrote: »

Ya seriously the Lindsay thing fits together

Just like after you know about MR F, all the previous things make a ton of sense

Or all the references to Buster losing a hand well in advance of it happening

Or all the references about GOB and Steve Holt before it "happens"

They don't just pull things out of their ass

also lindsay while looking at a childhood picture of herself:
"Look at the beak on that bird"

Dr.Funkenstein · February 2008

Ubik · February 2008

Kusuguttai wrote: »

Ubik wrote: »

Ya seriously the Lindsay thing fits together

Just like after you know about MR F, all the previous things make a ton of sense

Or all the references to Buster losing a hand well in advance of it happening

Or all the references about GOB and Steve Holt before it "happens"

They don't just pull things out of their ass

also lindsay while looking at a childhood picture of herself:
"Look at the beak on that bird"

One of my favorite gags is the first episode of Season 2 where Michael says "We're just a bunch of people who share a nose... and Aunt Lindsay"
"Wait, Aunt Lindsay's not my real aunt!?"
"Not her real nose..."

And then the next scene George Michael is staring at her nose and she like turns away

Nogs · February 2008

tehcoolryan wrote: »

IT AIN'T EASY BEIN' WHITE, IT AIN'T EASY BEIN' BROWN

Kusuguttai · February 2008

all this pressure to be bright

I GOT CHILDRENS ALL OVER TOOOOOWWWN

Dislexic · February 2008

Hybrid · February 2008

"He's all white and puckered!"
"At least he'll be able to get into the country club now."
"THATS JUST THE KINDA JOKE HE WOULD'VE LOVED!"

Me Too! · February 2008

I'll have to start watching it tomorrow on the other computer.
I only ever saw maybe 10 episodes.

Sars_Boy · February 2008

boy I wish you hadn't said pheonix

Barry Zuckercorn is seriously my favorite.

Ghandi 2 · February 2008

Kusuguttai wrote: »

1. Three years is not a very noticeable difference at their age. [/quote
Yes, it is, there's a HUGE difference between a 3 year old and a six year old, a 10 year old and a 13 year old, a 13 year old and a 16 year old. Don't you remember the porkchop flashback? She was huge. As adults it's different, but that's not what we're talking about.

Also, in case you are retarded (you are), Lucille taunted her for being big for her age (when she was normal sized for someone three years older)

Yes, but that doesn't mean that nobody else would notice, which is why it breaks down for me. You can't just pretend someone is three years younger than they really are all through life and expect everyone to buy it.

2. get away with...adoption?

As I recall it, the stated reason for her lying about Lindsey's age was because she didn't want to admit she adopted her, instead of just admitting that she was adopted and agknowledging the age difference. She thought it was embarassing to have everyone know she adopted, I don't remember exactly why, but I'm pretty sure it's because she thought it would look bad if everyone knew they adopted her to spite the Sitwells.

3. the point is that these people have little to no redeeming qualities about them, ESPECIALLY lucille, WHO LATER ON IN LIFE ADOPTS SOMEONE TO SPITE HER OWN SON

Yes, but saying that she is a bad person and does not like the Sitwells is not a satisfactory motive, for me at least because there doesn't seem to be any logical reason why she would go that far.

4. what the hell are you even going on about

If she was so ashamed of admitting to adopting before that she was willing to royally screw up Lindsey's life in almost every aspect, then why was she willing to admit to adopt Annyong later?

Kusuguttai · February 2008

ghandi i've already prove you're a dumb sack of shit so why would i even wade through your terrible quoting skills to find some more dumb arguments?

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