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HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT (Arrested Development movie)

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  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    Yeah seriously when it shows Michael consoling Lindsay when they are kids she's huge

    i love how terrible a mother lucille is

    Don't tell Lindsay, she'll be devastated.
    Don't tell me what?
    Your husband is sleeping with that whore, Kitty.
    (Lindsay cries)
    Do I know my daughter?

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    It seems I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run so now I have something of a mess on my hands.

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  • KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User
    edited February 2008
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    i'm in love with your brother-in-law
    You're in love with your own brother? the one in the army?
    No, your sister's husband.
    You're in love with michael? MICHAEL.
    No, that's your sister's brother.
    I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with...me!
    No, I'm in love with tobias.
    My brother-in-law?
    I know it can never be, so I'm joining the army.
    To be with your brother...

  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Phil316 wrote: »
    the possibility of an arrested development movie makes my banana stand

    Well-played :^:

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    And Michael, I know you're the big marriage expert...oh wait, that's right. Your wife is dead.

    Yeah wikipedia is great

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i'm in love with your brother-in-law
    You're in love with your own brother? the one in the army?
    No, you're sister's husband.
    You're in love with michael? MICHAEL.
    No, that's your sister's brother.
    I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with...me!
    No, I'm in love with tobias.
    My brother-in-law?
    I know it can never be, so I'm joining the army.
    To be with your brother...

    <3

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Everybody in the show is a terrible person except George Michael and maybe Buster. And maybe Maeby

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    And Michael, I know you're the big marriage expert...oh wait, that's right. Your wife is dead.

    Yeah wikipedia is great

    that was by memory, chief

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    You're killing me, Buster

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i'm in love with your brother-in-law
    You're in love with your own brother? the one in the army?
    No, you're sister's husband.
    You're in love with michael? MICHAEL.
    No, that's your sister's brother.
    I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with...me!
    No, I'm in love with tobias.
    My brother-in-law?
    I know it can never be, so I'm joining the army.
    To be with your brother...

    <3

    Oh senj, you can sink your love arrow into my buttocks any time

  • HybridHybrid South AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Has anyone in this family ever seen a chicken?

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    And Michael, I know you're the big marriage expert...oh wait, that's right. Your wife is dead.

    Yeah wikipedia is great

    that was by memory, chief

    oh yeah

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • polarbluepolarblue Registered User
    edited February 2008
    look
    a seagull !

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  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    If that means taking a chubby then I guess I'll just suck it up

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    I have a big t.v. opportunity
    well, this is where all the big TVs come

  • KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Ghandi 2 wrote: »
    Please please please

    Am I the only person who ignores
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

    LOOSE SEAL

    WHAT

    LOOSE SEAL

    I DON'T CARE ABOUT LUCILLE

    AAAGH

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i'm in love with your brother-in-law
    You're in love with your own brother? the one in the army?
    No, you're sister's husband.
    You're in love with michael? MICHAEL.
    No, that's your sister's brother.
    I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with...me!
    No, I'm in love with tobias.
    My brother-in-law?
    I know it can never be, so I'm joining the army.
    To be with your brother...

    <3

    Oh senj, you can sink your love arrow into my buttocks any time

    *cuts to rest stop*

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    I have a big t.v. opportunity
    well, this is where all the big TVs come

    You gonna buy something this time or are you just curious?

    Well, let's say I'm a little buy-curious

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Ghandi 2 wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Ghandi 2 wrote: »
    Am I the only person who ignores
    Spoiler:
    i think you're kind of retarded
    Really? I haven't seen the episode in a while, so forgive me if I'm a bit shaky, but how can you explain:
    1) That nobody ever noticed the age difference that would have been blatantly obvious or the fact that they suddenly got another kid, which she somehow considers less noticeable than her not getting pregnant again.
    2) That Lucille actually thought she could get away with it, she's not stupid and everything else points to her being even more cleverly calculating than we originally thought
    3) Adopting someone to spite a rival company is an extremely unsatisfactory motive
    4) That she's willing to accept the "shame" to spite Buster with Annyong, but not the Sitwells
    Not really a logical reason, but it makes her character entirely too evil for me.

    Sorry to get all nerdy list on you, but it bothers me so much because I'm easily annoyed by these things and because everything else fits so well (a few things do stretch it), so this sticks out a lot. Unless you're saying that that *is* how everyone else sees it and I should have realized that. I can only say to that that I haven't met many other AD fans.

    I like some of the jokes that came out of it (porkchop), but I can only see it as an impulsive last minute jab at Fox/Showtime that they didn't fully consider. If I'm wrong, please, enlighten me, I would love to be able to remove a stain from one of my favorite shows.
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Is Ghandi a chick
    I don't think so.


    1. Three years is not a very noticeable difference at their age. Also, in case you are retarded (you are), Lucille taunted her for being big for her age (when she was normal sized for someone three years older)

    2. get away with...adoption?
    3. the point is that these people have little to no redeeming qualities about them, ESPECIALLY lucille, WHO LATER ON IN LIFE ADOPTS SOMEONE TO SPITE HER OWN SON
    4. what the hell are you even going on about


    in conclusion, you're not a nerd, you're an idiot, good day sir

    Check and Mate.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Ghandi 2 wrote: »
    Please please please

    Am I the only person who ignores
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

    yes, and then like two minutes after that when they're making out howard says "OH BY THE WAY THEY MAY NOT BE BIOLOGICAL COUSINS"

    the whole lindsay thing is derived from the season finale of the second season, dude. they didn't leave anything hanging when they ended it

    it's as anne as the egg on plain's face

  • HybridHybrid South AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    One of my favourite moments is when Buster loses the hand, and in hospital hes making jokes about it, and Michael joins in.

    "get out....GET OUT!"

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  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    The best Buster moment:

    DOMO ARIGOTO MR ROBOTO

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Ya seriously the Lindsay thing fits together

    Just like after you know about MR F, all the previous things make a ton of sense

    Or all the references to Buster losing a hand well in advance of it happening

    Or all the references about GOB and Steve Holt before it "happens"

    They don't just pull things out of their ass

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    hey look, it's malcolm in the middle!
    in the middle of shooting, it looks like

    Yeah it's more important to see how a show is made then to actually make it

    fucking tantamount

  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    Ubik wrote: »
    Ya seriously the Lindsay thing fits together

    Just like after you know about MR F, all the previous things make a ton of sense

    Or all the references to Buster losing a hand well in advance of it happening

    Or all the references about GOB and Steve Holt before it "happens"

    They don't just pull things out of their ass

    also lindsay while looking at a childhood picture of herself:
    "Look at the beak on that bird"

  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Ubik wrote: »
    Ya seriously the Lindsay thing fits together

    Just like after you know about MR F, all the previous things make a ton of sense

    Or all the references to Buster losing a hand well in advance of it happening

    Or all the references about GOB and Steve Holt before it "happens"

    They don't just pull things out of their ass

    also lindsay while looking at a childhood picture of herself:
    "Look at the beak on that bird"

    One of my favorite gags is the first episode of Season 2 where Michael says "We're just a bunch of people who share a nose... and Aunt Lindsay"
    "Wait, Aunt Lindsay's not my real aunt!?"
    "Not her real nose..."

    And then the next scene George Michael is staring at her nose and she like turns away

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
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    IT AIN'T EASY BEIN' WHITE, IT AIN'T EASY BEIN' BROWN

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    PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    all this pressure to be bright

    I GOT CHILDRENS ALL OVER TOOOOOWWWN

  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited February 2008
  • HybridHybrid South AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    "He's all white and puckered!"
    "At least he'll be able to get into the country club now."
    "THATS JUST THE KINDA JOKE HE WOULD'VE LOVED!"

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    I'll have to start watching it tomorrow on the other computer.
    I only ever saw maybe 10 episodes.

  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    boy I wish you hadn't said pheonix

    Barry Zuckercorn is seriously my favorite.

  • Ghandi 2Ghandi 2 Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    1. Three years is not a very noticeable difference at their age. [/quote
    Yes, it is, there's a HUGE difference between a 3 year old and a six year old, a 10 year old and a 13 year old, a 13 year old and a 16 year old. Don't you remember the porkchop flashback? She was huge. As adults it's different, but that's not what we're talking about.
    Also, in case you are retarded (you are), Lucille taunted her for being big for her age (when she was normal sized for someone three years older)
    Yes, but that doesn't mean that nobody else would notice, which is why it breaks down for me. You can't just pretend someone is three years younger than they really are all through life and expect everyone to buy it.
    2. get away with...adoption?
    As I recall it, the stated reason for her lying about Lindsey's age was because she didn't want to admit she adopted her, instead of just admitting that she was adopted and agknowledging the age difference. She thought it was embarassing to have everyone know she adopted, I don't remember exactly why, but I'm pretty sure it's because she thought it would look bad if everyone knew they adopted her to spite the Sitwells.
    3. the point is that these people have little to no redeeming qualities about them, ESPECIALLY lucille, WHO LATER ON IN LIFE ADOPTS SOMEONE TO SPITE HER OWN SON
    Yes, but saying that she is a bad person and does not like the Sitwells is not a satisfactory motive, for me at least because there doesn't seem to be any logical reason why she would go that far.
    4. what the hell are you even going on about
    If she was so ashamed of admitting to adopting before that she was willing to royally screw up Lindsey's life in almost every aspect, then why was she willing to admit to adopt Annyong later?

  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    ghandi i've already prove you're a dumb sack of shit so why would i even wade through your terrible quoting skills to find some more dumb arguments?

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