You were all kids at one point right? You all had toy guns right? Yeah well I'm sure some of you still do. This topic is for Nerf Guns, one of the best inventions in the history of man. Hell I'm sure some of you still have giant nerf fights in the streets. I know I do. This topic is also for nerf related games. Capture the Flag? Hell yes. Just assaulting random dorms on the campus of your choice? Fuck yes.
What kind of gun do you like? Revolver?
Fuck yes revolver.
Oh? You don't like revolvers? Okay what about rifles?
Fuck yes rifle.
What, you don't like nerf guns? Then talk about that Airsoft or paintball or whatever the shit you kids are doing these days.
I own both of those and my cats are well aware of it.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
you should do a real cool paintjob on one of the plastic toy guns
and pretend to be a ninja
and never look another human being in the eyes again
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
A small group of kids in my junior class early this school year did a nerf assassins game. The seniors copied us shortly thereafter, and managed to cock it up in no time. Hopefully we will do it next year, and show them how it's done.
Longshot sniper groups with air flow restrictors off; that's how we do.
I didn't put the second handle on my Longshot because what the fuck am I going to use that for anyway? It looks better without it.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited February 2008
Shit, I had a friend who brought over an airsoft gun, fired some nasty ass pellets.
We didn't let him take aim at us with that fucker, no sir. Though he did turn it around on himself and yell "Hey guys, watch this!" resulting in a huge welt.
We also talked about shooting people we didn't like with the airsoft gun.
It was never "Hey guys, you remember Hyunoo"
"Funny guy, cool dude."
"Let's shoot him with the fucking airsoft man."
"RIGHTEOUS!"
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
I saw a few really nice Maverick paintjobs, all made up to look like worn metal and wood. It's been a while since I looked for Nerf mod sites, maybe there's a good longshot guide out now.
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Gonna load them up and go shoot my friends at some point.
But that little bastard gets the fuck out of dodge upon hearing it cock back.
What
The longshot is garbage though.
When I bought it it was the only one in the store, only recently available, and ever since I've never found another.
Also, what are the chances of me buying a Long Shot when I come over for PAX and taking it home with me on the plane?
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
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Also the new gun, the Recon, is pretty fucking cool
too bad my dog nabs all the darts
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and pretend to be a ninja
and never look another human being in the eyes again
It's two jokes.
One, I find it hard to believe that you have friends because of the way you behave.
Two, I find it hard to believe that you have friends since you want to shoot them with airsoft guns.
These jokes are fucking edgy.
$30 Amazon? Really?
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Just, yeah, I liked the bow the most even after they kept releasin' all those ridiculous models
Longshot sniper groups with air flow restrictors off; that's how we do.
One of my friends is going to be shooting the second gun.
So uh
Not like this is just me being a dick
This is just us fucking with a friend.
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it's like retard tennis
We didn't let him take aim at us with that fucker, no sir. Though he did turn it around on himself and yell "Hey guys, watch this!" resulting in a huge welt.
We also talked about shooting people we didn't like with the airsoft gun.
It was never "Hey guys, you remember Hyunoo"
"Funny guy, cool dude."
"Let's shoot him with the fucking airsoft man."
"RIGHTEOUS!"
Yay airsoft
I need to mod mine up.
Nothing retarded, I just wanna pull the restrictors out. I'm not going to paint the thing to look like a real gun or anything.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
You can make your own darts for pretty cheap actually, it just takes some practice before you're making really good ones.
Also fuck air restrictors. I slapped an industrial strength spring in my longshot and it was shooting well over 100 feet.
shut the fuck up or actually retort for god's sakes
I want this. I know it is rediculous looking.
retard tennis turned into a handicap match
You run out of retorts quickly when it's really the same joke over and over again.
congrats, guys
wiggin is the new katchem ash
YES
Nice to see a fellow bowman
I was like motherfuckin' Legolas with that thing
You really wanna hear some pony stories, huh?