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OUR DARTS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN

OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
edited February 2008 in Singularity Engine++
You were all kids at one point right? You all had toy guns right? Yeah well I'm sure some of you still do. This topic is for Nerf Guns, one of the best inventions in the history of man. Hell I'm sure some of you still have giant nerf fights in the streets. I know I do. This topic is also for nerf related games. Capture the Flag? Hell yes. Just assaulting random dorms on the campus of your choice? Fuck yes.

What kind of gun do you like? Revolver?

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Fuck yes revolver.

Oh? You don't like revolvers? Okay what about rifles?

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Fuck yes rifle.

What, you don't like nerf guns? Then talk about that Airsoft or paintball or whatever the shit you kids are doing these days.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    I got a couple of Airsoft guns for Christmas.
    Gonna load them up and go shoot my friends at some point.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I've never shot my cat with my maverick.

    But that little bastard gets the fuck out of dodge upon hearing it cock back.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I own both of those and my cats are well aware of it.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    I got a couple of Airsoft guns for Christmas.
    Gonna load them up and go shoot my friends at some point.

    What

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    I like my maverick.


    The longshot is garbage though.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Are you really doing that joke again?

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I seemed to pick up the only Maverick ever available for sale in australia.

    When I bought it it was the only one in the store, only recently available, and ever since I've never found another.

    Also, what are the chances of me buying a Long Shot when I come over for PAX and taking it home with me on the plane?

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  • hoodie13hoodie13 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Yeah, fuck the Longshot. Has the same range as my Maverick, and none of the badass Trigun-ness.

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Everytime I go up to IU Artreus, Fire Truck, and I end up causing some pretty good Nerf fights. I'm sure one of them has some pictures of it.

    Also the new gun, the Recon, is pretty fucking cool

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    But really shooting our fat friend will be fun.

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  • ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I love my longshot

    too bad my dog nabs all the darts

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    I got a couple of Airsoft guns for Christmas.
    Gonna load them up and go shoot my friends at some point.
    Look, you realise teddy-bears can't shoot back, right

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  • Little JimLittle Jim __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    you should do a real cool paintjob on one of the plastic toy guns

    and pretend to be a ninja

    and never look another human being in the eyes again

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Are you really doing that joke again?

    It's two jokes.

    One, I find it hard to believe that you have friends because of the way you behave.

    Two, I find it hard to believe that you have friends since you want to shoot them with airsoft guns.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Shit man
    These jokes are fucking edgy.

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    See I'm planning on bringing most of my guns to PAX. I sure hope there aren't rules against nerf wars.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Also I need some replacment darts.
    $30 Amazon? Really?

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    bow1.jpg

    Just, yeah, I liked the bow the most even after they kept releasin' all those ridiculous models

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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    A small group of kids in my junior class early this school year did a nerf assassins game. The seniors copied us shortly thereafter, and managed to cock it up in no time. Hopefully we will do it next year, and show them how it's done.

    Longshot sniper groups with air flow restrictors off; that's how we do.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Are you really doing that joke again?

    It's two jokes.

    One, I find it hard to believe that you have friends because of the way you behave.

    Two, I find it hard to believe that you have friends since you want to shoot them with airsoft guns.

    One of my friends is going to be shooting the second gun.
    So uh
    Not like this is just me being a dick
    This is just us fucking with a friend.

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    i think we already have a thread to hate wiggin in

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  • hoodie13hoodie13 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    My roommate's got the Recon. It's excellent.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    good lord

    it's like retard tennis

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I didn't put the second handle on my Longshot because what the fuck am I going to use that for anyway? It looks better without it.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    Shit, I had a friend who brought over an airsoft gun, fired some nasty ass pellets.

    We didn't let him take aim at us with that fucker, no sir. Though he did turn it around on himself and yell "Hey guys, watch this!" resulting in a huge welt.

    We also talked about shooting people we didn't like with the airsoft gun.

    It was never "Hey guys, you remember Hyunoo"
    "Funny guy, cool dude."
    "Let's shoot him with the fucking airsoft man."
    "RIGHTEOUS!"

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
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    Yay airsoft

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  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Man, you can finally get replacement clips for the longshot.

    I need to mod mine up.

    Nothing retarded, I just wanna pull the restrictors out. I'm not going to paint the thing to look like a real gun or anything.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Airsoft is a misleading name.

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    No the front gun thing for the Longshot is complete shit. I hacked mine up and made a nice little grip for the main body.

    You can make your own darts for pretty cheap actually, it just takes some practice before you're making really good ones.

    Also fuck air restrictors. I slapped an industrial strength spring in my longshot and it was shooting well over 100 feet.

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    airsoft is exactly like larping

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I saw a few really nice Maverick paintjobs, all made up to look like worn metal and wood. It's been a while since I looked for Nerf mod sites, maybe there's a good longshot guide out now.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Shit man
    These jokes are fucking edgy.

    shut the fuck up or actually retort for god's sakes

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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Mine
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    I want this. I know it is rediculous looking.
    Spoiler:

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    oh god

    retard tennis turned into a handicap match

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Shit man
    These jokes are fucking edgy.

    shut the fuck up or actually retort for god's sakes

    You run out of retorts quickly when it's really the same joke over and over again.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    goddamn it, now we're in doubles

    congrats, guys

    wiggin is the new katchem ash

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Some kind of slick chrome American prince A blue jean serenadeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Obbi wrote: »
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    Just, yeah, I liked the bow the most even after they kept releasin' all those ridiculous models

    YES

    Nice to see a fellow bowman

    I was like motherfuckin' Legolas with that thing

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    airsoft is exactly like larping

    You really wanna hear some pony stories, huh?

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User
    edited February 2008
    You guys realize that harping on Wiggin constantly is just as fucking annoying as Wiggin himself, right?

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    airsoft is exactly like larping

    You really wanna hear some pony stories, huh?
    christ no

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