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You were all kids at one point right? You all had toy guns right? Yeah well I'm sure some of you still do. This topic is for Nerf Guns, one of the best inventions in the history of man. Hell I'm sure some of you still have giant nerf fights in the streets. I know I do. This topic is also for nerf related games. Capture the Flag? Hell yes. Just assaulting random dorms on the campus of your choice? Fuck yes.
What kind of gun do you like? Revolver?
Fuck yes revolver.
Oh? You don't like revolvers? Okay what about rifles?
Fuck yes rifle.
What, you don't like nerf guns? Then talk about that Airsoft or paintball or whatever the shit you kids are doing these days.
One, I find it hard to believe that you have friends because of the way you behave.
Two, I find it hard to believe that you have friends since you want to shoot them with airsoft guns.
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A small group of kids in my junior class early this school year did a nerf assassins game. The seniors copied us shortly thereafter, and managed to cock it up in no time. Hopefully we will do it next year, and show them how it's done.
Longshot sniper groups with air flow restrictors off; that's how we do.
Shit, I had a friend who brought over an airsoft gun, fired some nasty ass pellets.
We didn't let him take aim at us with that fucker, no sir. Though he did turn it around on himself and yell "Hey guys, watch this!" resulting in a huge welt.
We also talked about shooting people we didn't like with the airsoft gun.
It was never "Hey guys, you remember Hyunoo"
"Funny guy, cool dude."
"Let's shoot him with the fucking airsoft man."
"RIGHTEOUS!"
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I saw a few really nice Maverick paintjobs, all made up to look like worn metal and wood. It's been a while since I looked for Nerf mod sites, maybe there's a good longshot guide out now.
When I was a kid I used to have the old bazooka, which had an old creaky fucking spring in it. The kick from that fucker planted me on my ass the first few times I shot it.
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and pretend to be a ninja
and never look another human being in the eyes again
It's two jokes.
One, I find it hard to believe that you have friends because of the way you behave.
Two, I find it hard to believe that you have friends since you want to shoot them with airsoft guns.
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
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These jokes are fucking edgy.
$30 Amazon? Really?
Just, yeah, I liked the bow the most even after they kept releasin' all those ridiculous models
Longshot sniper groups with air flow restrictors off; that's how we do.
One of my friends is going to be shooting the second gun.
So uh
Not like this is just me being a dick
This is just us fucking with a friend.
it's like retard tennis
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We didn't let him take aim at us with that fucker, no sir. Though he did turn it around on himself and yell "Hey guys, watch this!" resulting in a huge welt.
We also talked about shooting people we didn't like with the airsoft gun.
It was never "Hey guys, you remember Hyunoo"
"Funny guy, cool dude."
"Let's shoot him with the fucking airsoft man."
"RIGHTEOUS!"
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
Yay airsoft
I need to mod mine up.
Nothing retarded, I just wanna pull the restrictors out. I'm not going to paint the thing to look like a real gun or anything.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
You can make your own darts for pretty cheap actually, it just takes some practice before you're making really good ones.
Also fuck air restrictors. I slapped an industrial strength spring in my longshot and it was shooting well over 100 feet.
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shut the fuck up or actually retort for god's sakes
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I want this. I know it is rediculous looking.
retard tennis turned into a handicap match
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You run out of retorts quickly when it's really the same joke over and over again.
congrats, guys
wiggin is the new katchem ash
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YES
Nice to see a fellow bowman
I was like motherfuckin' Legolas with that thing
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You really wanna hear some pony stories, huh?
Man, does anyone remember how shitty the nerf slingshot thing was?
Their frisbees and footballs, however, were quality.
bad quality but you get the idea
No, it's actually insightful and accomplishes this:
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ok, here's a new one.
You shit your pants on a consistent basis, and no one will ever love you.
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I stand corrected, fine sir.
Let us celebrate with the adding of booze to.. uh.. more booze.
PWAAAANNNNNGGGGG!!
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Oh god I want it even though it's probably just a shitty green LED.
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satan, check this wishlist's rims out