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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    what why do these 'homestyle japanese noodles' have kernels of corn in them :|
    Homestyle Japanese corn is delicious Oboro. And it goes great with traditional Native American sushi.

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  • Andrew_JayAndrew_Jay Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Richy wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Now you can get rejected by faceless organizations instead of girls.
    Faceless organisations love me. I think it has to do with not seeing my face.
    Orientation at Richy's new job - here's your paper bag. Everyone gets one. Wear it over your head at all times.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Andrew_Jay wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Now you can get rejected by faceless organizations instead of girls.
    Faceless organisations love me. I think it has to do with not seeing my face.
    Orientation at Richy's new job - here's your paper bag. Everyone gets one. Wear it over your head at all times.
    Oh! Can I draw a smiley face on it, or is that just ok on Casual Fridays?

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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    So, I think I might be a lesbian. I think this is a good thing!

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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    but damnit, men have semen

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    So I have to tell someone because anyone I work with would be stupid and tell my fiancee but I bought her a really nice necklace for valentines day and hid it. She thinks I just got her two stuffed animals (as thats all she said she wanted) but tonight I'll go out to the car and get the champagne and necklace. This will be... so awesome.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    :^: to da Preach :)

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Open team phallas > secret phallas.

    It's not even a phalla. It's something significantly better.

    Quid on
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    :^: to da Preach :)

    He's got the moves.

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  • ege02ege02 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Ugh, business-majors. What the fuck do they even teach those people? It can't be "nothing" because they come out dumber than they went in.

    It's the perfect education to get if you want to make sure that you know absolutely nothing that is applicable to how business is conducted in this day and age.

    I mean they teach shit like Black and Scholes Option Pricing Formula. I mean seriously? Seriously?

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    You're a smooth criminal preach


    a smooth criminal

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    are YOU on the beer list?
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    :^: to da Preach :)

    He's got the moves.

    Well since we live together its hard to surprise her, but I find my ways.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    ege02 wrote: »
    Ugh, business-majors. What the fuck do they even teach those people? It can't be "nothing" because they come out dumber than they went in.

    It's the perfect education to get if you want to make sure that you know absolutely nothing that is applicable to how business is conducted in this day and age.

    I mean they teach shit like Black and Scholes Option Pricing Formula. I mean seriously? Seriously?

    For some reason or another our Clinical Lab Science requires a "Managerial Concepts" class to be taken.

    The professor for it is the laziest person I've ever met, beyond my current room mate.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I have to do better then some small animals she got me devil may cry 4... collectors edition.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    You should have hidden the gift and champagne inside the stuffed animals.

    Actually...On second thought dont do that.

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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    ege! Are you single right now? If you are, you shouldn't be! You should go out for a whirlwind night on the town looking for a missus and you should have Oboro tag along wearing exceedingly thick glasses and copying down everything you say into a tiny notepad while yammering on about how exceptionally tremendously indubitably fantastic you are

    I can put my hair into like, three buns, each stacked upon another

    because all cute note-taking assistants do that, obviously

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  • ege02ege02 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Time needs to pass more quickly.

    I really don't want to take a nap, but if the second wind hits too early I'm fucked.

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    All of life's problems can be solved with either caffeine or alcohol.

    Pick one.

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  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    ege! Are you single right now? If you are, you shouldn't be! You should go out for a whirlwind night on the town looking for a missus and you should have Oboro tag along wearing exceedingly thick glasses and copying down everything you say into a tiny notepad while yammering on about how exceptionally tremendously indubitably fantastic you are

    I can put my hair into like, three buns, each stacked upon another

    because all cute note-taking assistants do that, obviously

    Oboro: Mobile secretary.

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  • ege02ege02 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    ege! Are you single right now? If you are, you shouldn't be! You should go out for a whirlwind night on the town looking for a missus and you should have Oboro tag along wearing exceedingly thick glasses and copying down everything you say into a tiny notepad while yammering on about how exceptionally tremendously indubitably fantastic you are

    I can put my hair into like, three buns, each stacked upon another

    because all cute note-taking assistants do that, obviously

    We'll do that once I get some sleep.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    What's a good romantic movie I can get for the mentally unstable?

    Quid on
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    All of life's problems can be solved with either caffeine or alcohol.

    Pick one.
    Or don't. Bailey's coffee can neatly solve both problems at once.

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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    ege! Are you single right now? If you are, you shouldn't be! You should go out for a whirlwind night on the town looking for a missus and you should have Oboro tag along wearing exceedingly thick glasses and copying down everything you say into a tiny notepad while yammering on about how exceptionally tremendously indubitably fantastic you are

    I can put my hair into like, three buns, each stacked upon another

    because all cute note-taking assistants do that, obviously

    Oboro: Mobile secretary.
    carries without a permit

    straps a fishing knife against her calf

    always, always stumbles and spills your coffee onto the table of the prettiest girl in the shop

    EDIT wait what

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Mentally unstable? You mean a woman? Uhh As Good As It Gets.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    What's a good romantic movie I can get for the mentally unstable?
    Amelie

    like, that's it

    that's the one

    this is a movie that convinced me even I would find someone who loves me someday Quid

    it has powers

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    SURPRISE BUTTSEX AHHHH

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    SURPRISE BUTTSEX AHHHH
    And clearly you were surprised.

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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    I am listening to Christian rock

    :rock rock rock:

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  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    ege! Are you single right now? If you are, you shouldn't be! You should go out for a whirlwind night on the town looking for a missus and you should have Oboro tag along wearing exceedingly thick glasses and copying down everything you say into a tiny notepad while yammering on about how exceptionally tremendously indubitably fantastic you are

    I can put my hair into like, three buns, each stacked upon another

    because all cute note-taking assistants do that, obviously

    Oboro: Mobile secretary.
    carries without a permit

    straps a fishing knife against her calf

    always, always stumbles and spills your coffee onto the table of the prettiest girl in the shop

    EDIT wait what

    Sounds like you would be the best wingman evar! I'll take 2.

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Any porno movie can be romantic, if your mentally instable friend is down with that. And you know what i mean by that.

    PS: i just started a senteance with and.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I only got 5 hours of sleep last night, then woke up and couldn't fall asleep again. Now I am horribly sleepy. This is going to be a loooooong day.

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I learned a lot in my b-school. A lot.

    It helps that I had kick-ass professors and was in really small classes (usually 10-15 people).

    It also helps I was an information management major. Info, Accounting, and Finance were the 3 majors of smart kids at my school. Marketing was the General Studies of the b-school. I didn't know anyone who was a management major, because really? Majoring in management?

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    <See previous advice about caffeine or liquor.>

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  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Any porno movie can be romantic, if your mentally instable friend is down with that. And you know what i mean by that.

    PS: i just started a senteance with and.
    PLEASE REWRITE

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    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Any porno movie can be romantic, if your mentally instable friend is down with that. And you know what i mean by that.

    PS: i just started a senteance with and.
    You also ended a sentence with and, which is just poor grammar.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    A tree fell down to wake me up. A car alarm went off. My friend was yelling at some game.

    I think I woke up four times. God bless stimulants.

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    And what is wrong with that?

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Hey....I thought doing that was quite clever. Id like to see someone make a better grammatical feux par.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Hey....I thought doing that was quite clever. Id like to see someone make a better grammatical feux par.
    That's faux pas.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Gooey wrote: »
    I learned a lot in my b-school. A lot.

    It helps that I had kick-ass professors and was in really small classes (usually 10-15 people).

    It also helps I was an information management major. Info, Accounting, and Finance were the 3 majors of smart kids at my school. Marketing was the General Studies of the b-school. I didn't know anyone who was a management major, because really? Majoring in management?

    Well I'm an International Business major. I take all the random courses in business, area-specific classes on dealing with countries in a chosen area, forced to take a language up to Intermediate Competency (I can speak nearly fluently and read at a seventh-grade level or so [in Japanese]), and a lot of the IT crap I pounded out in my first year as a real major in computing, not IT.

    So my program is no joke. Especially since the area classes are basically MBA classes.

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