As cool as that would be (and it would be pretty cool), I can't imagine having that level of disposable income. What would you buy if you had $10,000 lying around with nothing else going for it?
So this lady came into my store and was wearing some fur coat ... so my boss, being the nebby bitch that she is, asked her what kinda fur and then said something obscene like platypus ...
What did the lady respond with?
... Shaved Beaver
I ran into the back room and laughed for nearly 10 minutes ...
I want to buy a thousand ducks. And a comedic sized swimming pool to fit them in. Then I will sit on a tower above them, and drop things. Things like a banana, a paper cup, a piece of rhubarb. Oh how I wish to be rich.
So this lady came into my store and was wearing some fur coat ... so my boss, being the nebby bitch that she is, asked her what kinda fur and then said something obscene like platypus ...
What did the lady respond with?
... Shaved Beaver
I ran into the back room and laughed for nearly 10 minutes ...
But yea, she has too much $
I'm sure she can find a shaved beaver pretty easily if she really looked.
I want to buy a thousand dicks. And a comedic sized swimming pool to fit them in. Then I will sit on a tower above them, and drop things. Things like a banana, a paper cup, a piece of rhubarb. Oh how I wish to be rich.
fucos: Past tense of focus, you have already lost focus that you can't even spell focus. Can be combined with shit for impressing anonymous crowds; fucoshit. source: Wil Weaton
The free market dictates that we need glowing galactic ceilings.
It doesn't dictate that you or I need anything. It just guarantees that if enough people want glowing galactic ceilings (which are pretty awesome), somebody will make them.
why couldn't I just make this myself? It doesn't sound too complicated, lightsource feeding strategically placed fibreoptic wires. I guess the acuraccy of the sky would be an issue, but not something that would detract too much. Or I could just put the glow in the dark star stickers on my cieling too. Same thing really.
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What did the lady respond with?
... Shaved Beaver
I ran into the back room and laughed for nearly 10 minutes ...
But yea, she has too much $
looks sweet, but I'd probably turn it off during the movie.
dunno how much it would cost, but if I was building a sweet home theater like that I'm sure it wouldn't be the most expensive thing in there.
A custom built ferrari is akin to having a prostitute genetically engineered to have a perfectly shaped mouth.
WHAT? A BJ ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
I've always really been interested in outer space and when I used to do art on Photoshop it was always starscapes.
I mean, as long as she also obeyed my commands.
It would suck to spend all that money for the bitch to just up and leave 2 days later.
Of course, then I'd probably ruin it by fisting her or something.
she could be covered with the things.
they wanted to do it as much as he did
it's an amazing car
Half the fun of fisting is the screaming, and the cracking sounds.
Admit it,
you'd have a penis installed on her...
secretly
I'm sure she can find a shaved beaver pretty easily if she really looked.
Read a book, read a book, read a god damn book.
I don't really have use for one of those.
I mean, unless it was on her forehead or something for use a conversation piece.
also dammit my keyboard has switched to french for no reason at all
You know what I meant.
Don't lime shit, you stupid faggot.
I'd invest it.
In potato chips.
With diamond star conmstellations laid into them.
750,000 for the platinum model, called "The Jupiter", and 500,000 for the gold model, called the "Mars"
30 dollars, and it's yours.
hell why it's valentines
Feb 14th 1 Day only Sale.
While supplies last, restrictions apply, may or may not result in disease.
Read a book, read a book, read a god damn book.
takin' pictures with hotties
spendin' all m-my money
Shit no money in the wallet. LIAR!
It doesn't dictate that you or I need anything. It just guarantees that if enough people want glowing galactic ceilings (which are pretty awesome), somebody will make them.