I feel like I've lapsed into something of a predictable pattern lately, so I'm going to try and mix things up
we're going to try something fresh this time ... less of a focus on absolute disaster and more focus on taking things from a new angle
Pretend to be underage, and when the guy gets there (with beer and happy meals or whatever Oboros eat), knock him on the head with a bat or something, and rob him.
What's he going to do, go all abloo bloo to the cops? "I was fixin' ta rape me some youngun, and next thing you know I'm waking up tied to a fence in the middle of nowhere and my wallet's been replaced by a bag of feces."
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Plan Holy Shit This Is a Bad Plan is becoming more and more appealing
Requesting an elaboration, please.
You might know it by its other name...
Plan Any Plan Oboro has had Ever Plan
Yes but a general episode description would be nice
No offense to Oro dear but it's like a sitcom of terrible shit happening
Seriously - Obo meticulously plans to do the kinds of dumb things that most people stumple into and rue the rest of their lives.
"I think I'll run up all my credit cards on things I don't need or even particularly want"
"I think I'll take up a crippling heroin addiction"
"Hey I wonder if I can get a subprime adjustable-rate mortgage on an incredibly overvalued house?"
Honestly though it seems these people are the ones that are able to turn it around when they decide to quit being fuckups.
It's the ones that find themselves in disastrous situations due to unintended stupidity that end up helplessly lamenting their misfortune until they die of it.
I feel like I've lapsed into something of a predictable pattern lately, so I'm going to try and mix things up
we're going to try something fresh this time ... less of a focus on absolute disaster and more focus on taking things from a new angle
Pretend to be underage, and when the guy gets there (with beer and happy meals or whatever Oboros eat), knock him on the head with a bat or something, and rob him.
What's he going to do, go all abloo bloo to the cops? "I was fixin' ta rape me some youngun, and next thing you know I'm waking up tied to a fence in the middle of nowhere and my wallet's been replaced by a bag of feces."
You'd be like... Robbin' Chris "Batman" Hansen Hood.
I'm about to go preorder a copy of Patapon, and pick something else up while I'm there so I don't feel like I left without receiving anything for my money. Any suggestions for stuff on the PS2 that might be fuckawesome that I missed?
I love spicy things. Which is why it kills me that mainstream America's idea of spicy is,'slightly tangy.'
They have a hot sauce place in Monterey where they have a bunch of samples out, ranging from a 4-8 on the ten-point scale generally used for heat. After seeing my friend and I try everything up to and including the 8s without running out of there scraping our tongue, the chick behind the counter offered up a couple of 10s and an 11.
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Why, is the show about to get canceled?
Don't do it, Oro! There's so much to live for!
Well, some things!
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Aww, that's cute. Thanks.
But I'm really baffled about this. I can't think of a reason why to withhold this movie for so long.
This is agreeable.
"This is where I say something profound and you bow, so lets just skip to your part."
Seriously - Obo meticulously plans to do the kinds of dumb things that most people stumple into and rue the rest of their lives.
"I think I'll run up all my credit cards on things I don't need or even particularly want"
"I think I'll take up a crippling heroin addiction"
"Hey I wonder if I can get a subprime adjustable-rate mortgage on an incredibly overvalued house?"
Dayum. You look maybe 12 in that photo. Dats crazy.
YES WE CAN?
Pretend to be underage, and when the guy gets there (with beer and happy meals or whatever Oboros eat), knock him on the head with a bat or something, and rob him.
What's he going to do, go all abloo bloo to the cops? "I was fixin' ta rape me some youngun, and next thing you know I'm waking up tied to a fence in the middle of nowhere and my wallet's been replaced by a bag of feces."
Honestly though it seems these people are the ones that are able to turn it around when they decide to quit being fuckups.
It's the ones that find themselves in disastrous situations due to unintended stupidity that end up helplessly lamenting their misfortune until they die of it.
That last one is a mighty feat. Its like playing a lottery to see whose life will be ruined forever - and everyone keeps winning.
"This is where I say something profound and you bow, so lets just skip to your part."
You'd be like... Robbin' Chris "Batman" Hansen Hood.
But a sexy emo nihilist. I'd hit it. :winky:
Waitwaitwait
Aldo's not a chick
He's not a chick, right?
Aldo?
NNID: Hakkekage
Black Pope?
You've seen the picture. You choices are 20 year old female, or 12 year old male.
You could look at it like this. Here's your chance to go lesbian.
Please, you'd hit Rosie O
with a
"This is where I say something profound and you bow, so lets just skip to your part."
Hakkekage! Why did Kyle have to turn all evil? He was so innocent!
I was thinking typical dainty latte drinking Norweigan
Or Dutchie
or whatever frigid European nation he's burrowed in
NNID: Hakkekage
I love spicy things. Which is why it kills me that mainstream America's idea of spicy is,'slightly tangy.'
On the black screen
Dude I haven't even watched after the first episode of season 2
You musn't rush me! Or spoil me!
NNID: Hakkekage
This is an untruth. Does seeing the picture require covering 20 pages of chatness? Think I'll pass.
"This is where I say something profound and you bow, so lets just skip to your part."
In Aldo's signature.
This is agreeable. Also, quite a depressing truth. I also love the spicy.
"This is where I say something profound and you bow, so lets just skip to your part."
His sig
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/member.php?u=12040
NNID: Hakkekage
Now that was some fucking hot sauce.
On the black screen
You're lying!
NNID: Hakkekage
Um no, did not know that.
I've literally been asked several times in one day when starting work somewhere new.
This is going to be a great one, guys
I'm really gonna try and outdo myself
one day your obvious jokes will be told by a lesser forumer than I
You will miss me that day
I read it yesterday, but thanks for linking it here.
I don't know who thought it was a good idea to remake Breathless. That's just screaming to be analyzed and criticized to the sky and back.