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New comic- Feb 20, 2008

Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham HopelessRegistered User regular
edited February 2008 in Singularity Engine++
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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited February 2008
    oh thank christ

    Whippy on
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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Goddamn near everything

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Damn manticores, all stabbing me with their scorprion asses while biting me with their lion head while their monkey paws pick my pocket.

    Synthetic Orange on
    Death to PA.
  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited February 2008
    everything

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    A trumpet-like voice? Huh?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    That last panel was my dream as a child, when I was nose deep in the mythos of every fantastical beast in mystic creation.

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    What are the limits on the whole 'vampires can't cross running water' anyway? Do underground water pipes count? Because that would make them pretty easy to escape from in any civilised area

    Ten on
  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    The stupidest interpretation of that was in some RPG, where you had water pistols or hoses to fight vampires.

    Synthetic Orange on
    Death to PA.
  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    What if it's raining?!

    Synthetic Orange on
    Death to PA.
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    What if it's raining?!

    Then they order delivery.

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    The stupidest interpretation of that was in some RPG, where you had water pistols or hoses to fight vampires.

    OK, that is funny. My mind is boggling trying to figure out how that would work

    Ten on
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    The stupidest interpretation of that was in some RPG, where you had water pistols or hoses to fight vampires.

    That's just silly, dissolved silver nitrate would be far better.

    L|ama on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    i want to know what Tycho knows about manticores.

    All I know is that they are like male sphinxes, with bodies of a lion and tails of a scorpion, with a scratch that can kill a man, and their name means "man eater"

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus GRAND ATTACK!Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    What if it's raining?!

    Then they order delivery.

    It's not delivery.
    It's DiGiorno's.

    Centipede Damascus on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    What if it's raining?!

    Then they order delivery.

    It's not delivery.
    It's DiGiorno's.

    hi5

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  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User
    edited February 2008
    What if it's raining?!

    Then they order delivery.

    It's not delivery.
    It's VAMPIRES!!!

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    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.

    Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    I remember hearing a decent joke about a Vampire and an Alligator in italy that was pretty racially offensive to Italians but I'm too tired to tell it.

    Manticores, though, they're the real deal.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus GRAND ATTACK!Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    What if it's raining?!

    Then they order delivery.

    It's not delivery.
    It's DiGiorno's.

    hi5

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  • Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    <Regicide> NEW COMIC!!!!

    <byrd> And they're huge technical changes in the core system, do you really expect to notice the new driver model when you first login?

    <Regicide> OH GOD

    <Regicide> GOTTA GET TO SE++

    <Regicide> god damn it.

    ----

    God damn it.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I like how this is a complete reversal of the last comic.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel GreenlandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I think that is the worst possible post a man can make, cid3.

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
  • SabreMauSabreMau Still featuring glasses. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    So, according to a book from 1607, this is what a manticore looks like:

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    He really looks like he should have a top hat and monocle to go with that mustache.

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    that is one badass spike mace tail

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    edited February 2008
    those teeth

    Zephyr on
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    SabreMau wrote: »
    So, according to a book from 1607, this is what a manticore looks like:

    theeiv0.jpg

    He really looks like he should have a top hat and monocle to go with that mustache.

    Drawn by OC's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grand pederast .

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  • Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    I think that is the worst possible post a man can make, cid3.

    False.

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  • SabreMauSabreMau Still featuring glasses. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Three rows of teeth.

    SabreMau on
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  • PolagoPolago Registered User
    edited February 2008
    That last panel was my dream as a child, when I was nose deep in the mythos of every fantastical beast in mystic creation.

    That panel is pretty much every single geek's fantasy, to be the one person who can overcome some herculean obstacle that has to do with his or her biggest pastime, whether that's video games, D&D, or cheetos.

    Such a wonderful fantasy too.

    If only, eh?

    Polago on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    SHITFUCK, YOU WANNA KNOW BOUT THE ECHNIDA, MOTHER OF GREEK MONSTERS?

    N...no?

    WHAT ABOUT THE BASILISK? WITH EYES THAT CAN...

    No?!

    BUT THE HIPPOGRIPH, WITH HEAD OF A HAWK AND...

    Wait, come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

    My parents used to read me a bedtime story from a children's book of horrible mystical monsters. I think it began with cockatrices and ended with harpies.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    this is a sharp contrast with the rest of munkus' life

    which began with cocks

    and ended with herpies

    Pony on
  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    This is my favorite comic right now

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    i can equate personally with this comic

    what with the elaborate thoughts on scenarios that will never take place

    Pony on
  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I used to know a shitload about vampires.

    I had three vampire encyclopedias.


    Then one day I decided they probably weren't real

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    i thought vampires were interesting

    you know, as fictional characters

    as metaphors for darker elements of the human condition

    and they are fun to roleplay in small doses i guess

    but man

    the only way i'd want to be immortal is if it was like highlander

    Pony on
  • Abraham F. HawkAbraham F. Hawk Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    i thought vampires were interesting

    you know, as fictional characters

    as metaphors for darker elements of the human condition

    and they are fun to roleplay in small doses i guess

    but man

    the only way i'd want to be immortal is if it was like highlander

    What about some kind of Highlander vampire?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    Or a werelander.

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    This was a good comic.

    Quid on
  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    THIS, this right here, is a damn good comic

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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    This comic gets a
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