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"Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process." Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
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That last panel was my dream as a child, when I was nose deep in the mythos of every fantastical beast in mystic creation.
"Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process." Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
What are the limits on the whole 'vampires can't cross running water' anyway? Do underground water pipes count? Because that would make them pretty easy to escape from in any civilised area
"Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process." Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
All I know is that they are like male sphinxes, with bodies of a lion and tails of a scorpion, with a scratch that can kill a man, and their name means "man eater"
"Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process." Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
"Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process." Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
I remember hearing a decent joke about a Vampire and an Alligator in italy that was pretty racially offensive to Italians but I'm too tired to tell it.
So, according to a book from 1607, this is what a manticore looks like:
He really looks like he should have a top hat and monocle to go with that mustache.
Drawn by OC's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grand pederast .
"Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process." Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
That last panel was my dream as a child, when I was nose deep in the mythos of every fantastical beast in mystic creation.
That panel is pretty much every single geek's fantasy, to be the one person who can overcome some herculean obstacle that has to do with his or her biggest pastime, whether that's video games, D&D, or cheetos.
SHITFUCK, YOU WANNA KNOW BOUT THE ECHNIDA, MOTHER OF GREEK MONSTERS?
N...no?
WHAT ABOUT THE BASILISK? WITH EYES THAT CAN...
No?!
BUT THE HIPPOGRIPH, WITH HEAD OF A HAWK AND...
Wait, come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
My parents used to read me a bedtime story from a children's book of horrible mystical monsters. I think it began with cockatrices and ended with harpies.
"Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process." Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
"Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process." Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
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"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
kpop appreciation station i also like to tweet some
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
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Then they order delivery.
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
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OK, that is funny. My mind is boggling trying to figure out how that would work
That's just silly, dissolved silver nitrate would be far better.
kpop appreciation station i also like to tweet some
All I know is that they are like male sphinxes, with bodies of a lion and tails of a scorpion, with a scratch that can kill a man, and their name means "man eater"
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
It's not delivery.
hi5
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
Manticores, though, they're the real deal.
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<byrd> And they're huge technical changes in the core system, do you really expect to notice the new driver model when you first login?
<Regicide> OH GOD
<Regicide> GOTTA GET TO SE++
<Regicide> god damn it.
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God damn it.
He really looks like he should have a top hat and monocle to go with that mustache.
Drawn by OC's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grand pederast .
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
False.
That panel is pretty much every single geek's fantasy, to be the one person who can overcome some herculean obstacle that has to do with his or her biggest pastime, whether that's video games, D&D, or cheetos.
Such a wonderful fantasy too.
If only, eh?
N...no?
WHAT ABOUT THE BASILISK? WITH EYES THAT CAN...
No?!
BUT THE HIPPOGRIPH, WITH HEAD OF A HAWK AND...
Wait, come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
My parents used to read me a bedtime story from a children's book of horrible mystical monsters. I think it began with cockatrices and ended with harpies.
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
which began with cocks
and ended with herpies
what with the elaborate thoughts on scenarios that will never take place
I had three vampire encyclopedias.
Then one day I decided they probably weren't real
you know, as fictional characters
as metaphors for darker elements of the human condition
and they are fun to roleplay in small doses i guess
but man
the only way i'd want to be immortal is if it was like highlander
What about some kind of Highlander vampire?
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
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