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New comic- Feb 20, 2008

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    This comic gets a
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    that man is more enthusiastic about cleaning products than i will ever be about anything in my entire life

    in a way

    i'm kind of jealous

  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    he found his calling

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Zzulu wrote: »
    he found his calling

    i think that is part of it

    he just seems so full of life and happy

    like

    everything is just right with his world

    a world where high quality cleaning products can solve any problem

    even loneliness

  • PolagoPolago Registered User
    edited February 2008
    He just starts raving about his oxy clean

    And you stare at his mug

    Yelling "TELL ME MORE!"

    While the powder works like tangible carpet photoshop.

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    the fucked up part is

    oxy clean actually works

    it's fantastic

    i've never seen anything take blood out of a white carpet

    blew my fucking mind

  • PolagoPolago Registered User
    edited February 2008
    It really is that damn amazing.

    Same with Orange Clean, best hand surface cleaner i've ever used.

    I really want to try those shammy super sponge things where three can absorb a flooded basement or something equally mind blowing.

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    i mean he's got this enthusiasm and a track record of good products

    his endorsement of a product alone is enough to quirk my eyebrow in interest

  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Whenever I see him, his overabundance of joy spreads to me. I just can't help but buy whatever he's selling. But like you said, he's never wrong about anything. He's honestly in my top three people on TV right now.

  • PolagoPolago Registered User
    edited February 2008
    You know who lived Tycho's fantasy SO WELL even though he's a fictional character?

    Captain N.

    That dude would play Punch Out non stop instead of cleaning his room, and becomes the hero of an entire multiverse because of it while a princess and bounty hunter want his junk.

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Captain N is basically what fanfiction self-insert characters are like

  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Deus Vult! OsloRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I like this comic. "Damn near everything" seals it.

    Fuck off and die.
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    This is an excellent comic, but for some reason, I feel like it would be even funnier if Tycho had a beard in the last panel. Like that was his exact fantasy: To save the world with arcane knowledge whilst simultaneously sporting a Dr. Strange-esque beard.

    Am I crazy?

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  • ArtreusArtreus Hey kids, want some drugs?Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    the fucked up part is

    oxy clean actually works

    it's fantastic

    i've never seen anything take blood out of a white carpet

    blew my fucking mind

    wait really? I'd just heard that it was terrible and did not actually work.

    Holy crap.. my mind is blown. This whole time I had just thought pretty much everything this dude endorsed was some terrible product. Not that I am in the habit of purchasing things like that, what with me being in college and all, but still.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Artreus wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    the fucked up part is

    oxy clean actually works

    it's fantastic

    i've never seen anything take blood out of a white carpet

    blew my fucking mind

    wait really? I'd just heard that it was terrible and did not actually work.

    Holy crap.. my mind is blown. This whole time I had just thought pretty much everything this dude endorsed was some terrible product. Not that I am in the habit of purchasing things like that, what with me being in college and all, but still.

    seriously

    there was a party at my house, and this one chick dropped bottle on the floor near this other guy and the glass cut his leg fierce and he was all like "fuck fuck fuck!" and running upstairs to the bathroom and he ran a trail of blood across the white carpet

    oxy clean took that shit out after a full day

    it was nuts

  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    http://cityofheroes.wikia.com/wiki/Manticore

    Pony, for the record, I seriously thought you were going to bust out a more interesting story for that.

  • EggyToastEggyToast Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    This really puts the spectral bride comic in a new light.

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  • MaydayMayday made up his mind Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    What if it's raining?!
    Play Legacy of Kain and you'll find out (ie. rain hurts you).

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    You know what that manticore illustration makes me think of?

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  • MaydayMayday made up his mind Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    It made ME think of the LOL WUT pear.

    EDIT: in fact...
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  • wawkinwawkin Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Butler wrote: »
    This is an excellent comic, but for some reason, I feel like it would be even funnier if Tycho had a beard in the last panel. Like that was his exact fantasy: To save the world with arcane knowledge whilst simultaneously sporting a Dr. Strange-esque beard.

    Am I crazy?

    Everyone knows you cant be cool, all-wise, and all-knowing without an aged beard.

    And Dr. Strange is clearly the man. What I'd like to see is an animtd series with Dr. Strange, just like Batman and Superman.

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    "This is where I say something profound and you bow, so lets just skip to your part."
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Uh-oh, Butler. Wawkin agrees with you.

    That's worse than no support.

  • wawkinwawkin Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Uh-oh, Butler. Wawkin agrees with you.

    That's worse than no support.

    Stop pestering me, Pooro. I'm not having sex with you.
    Spoiler:

    Talkin to the robbery expert.

    "This is where I say something profound and you bow, so lets just skip to your part."
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel COME ON AND DAN AND WELCOME TO THE DANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Excellent comic.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel COME ON AND DAN AND WELCOME TO THE DANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Damn right you aren't having sex with him.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Cum Hero wrote: »
    Damn right you aren't having sex with him.

    Yeah, he's gotta get in line with everyone else.

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel COME ON AND DAN AND WELCOME TO THE DANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Damnit, somebody ahead of me had a kid.

    Line just got longer.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Cum Hero wrote: »
    Damnit, somebody ahead of me had a kid.

    Line just got longer.

    Oh, does this mean you're finally getting that little brother you've always wanted?

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel COME ON AND DAN AND WELCOME TO THE DANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Ahahahaha

    fuckin snap.

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  • November6November6 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Ten0101 wrote: »
    The stupidest interpretation of that was in some RPG, where you had water pistols or hoses to fight vampires.

    OK, that is funny. My mind is boggling trying to figure out how that would work

    Yeah that would be a Rift's World Book from Palladium called Vampire Kingdom. Once our GM got a hold of that the game went down hill. Damned ridiculous that we would go around with frickin super soakers smoking vampires. The day our munchkin goes "Taste the bitter water you fanghags" is the day I threw my dice away.

    The whole idea was that water coming out of a supersoaker was "running water" and that hurts them FOR MEGADAMAGE.

    Plus the whole, aliens were behind vampires plot was shit.

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  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Man, when I was a little kid I used to have this Tolkien beastiary book which I read religiously. If the President ever needs to know anything about fell beasts or crebain, I will shall be ready.

  • wawkinwawkin Registered User
    edited February 2008
    November6 wrote: »
    Ten0101 wrote: »
    The stupidest interpretation of that was in some RPG, where you had water pistols or hoses to fight vampires.

    OK, that is funny. My mind is boggling trying to figure out how that would work

    Yeah that would be a Rift's World Book from Palladium called Vampire Kingdom. Once our GM got a hold of that the game went down hill. Damned ridiculous that we would go around with frickin super soakers smoking vampires. The day our munchkin goes "Taste the bitter water you fanghags" is the day I threw my dice away.

    The whole idea was that water coming out of a supersoaker was "running water" and that hurts them FOR MEGADAMAGE.

    Plus the whole, aliens were behind vampires plot was shit.


    So basicly... as long as you can still pee or spit? - you can kill a vampire.

    Someone should alert Blade. He's been doing it the hard way for years!

    Talkin to the robbery expert.

    "This is where I say something profound and you bow, so lets just skip to your part."
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Aaaaaahahahahaha

    Whew.

    Man. Buddy.

    You got somethin goin on.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Aaaaaahahahahaha

    Whew.

    Man. Buddy.

    You got somethin goin on.

    Mild autism, is my guess.

  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Man, when I was a little kid I used to read have this Tolkien beastiality book which I read religiously. If the President ever needs to know anything about fell beasts or crebain, I will shall be ready.

    and with that i am off to bed land

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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Mayday wrote: »
    It made ME think of the LOL WUT pear.

    EDIT: in fact...
    mantipear.jpg

    I like how you left the beard on.

  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere MY FINEST CREATION oh nevermind it's deadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Regicid3 wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    I think that is the worst possible post a man can make, cid3.

    False.

    No, he's right.

    You make terrible posts pretty consistently.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    One way to stop a vampire from coming in and killing you in their sleep is to exploit their obsessive-compulsive disorder. If you spill a jar of mustard seeds on your roof then they will not be able to resist counting every seed. If you're lucky they'll be so caught up in counting the mustard seeds that the sun will come up and destroy them.

    The running water trick is also useful if you're escaping from headless horsemen.

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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Cum Hero wrote: »
    Ahahahaha

    fuckin snap.

    Took me a minute to work out the math on that one, but That definitely qualifies as snap material.

  • HtownHtown Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    wawkin wrote: »
    Butler wrote: »
    This is an excellent comic, but for some reason, I feel like it would be even funnier if Tycho had a beard in the last panel. Like that was his exact fantasy: To save the world with arcane knowledge whilst simultaneously sporting a Dr. Strange-esque beard.

    Am I crazy?

    Everyone knows you cant be cool, all-wise, and all-knowing without an aged beard.

    And Dr. Strange is clearly the man. What I'd like to see is an animtd series with Dr. Strange, just like Batman and Superman.

    Did you see the animated movie Marvel came out with last year?

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Oh, also a vampire cannot enter your house unless you grant it permission to enter.

    If someone you know dies and they lived and evil life and you think they might come back as a ghoul or vampire then you can avoid a scene by simply burying them upside down. They are apparently so stupid that they will dig downwards instead of upwards and only succeed in burying themselves further.


    I had a big book of monsters when I was a lad. It had everything from sphinxes, imps and harpies to werewolves, mummies and even godzilla and king kong. It didn't tell you how to defeat them, mostly just basic info on them. There was this one cool monster whose name I forget that would hold up candles or fireballs in it's hands to trick lost travelers into thinking that there was a cabin nearby (the fire would look like lighted windows from a distance) and get them more lost.
    The book also made mention of how leprechauns are evil, mischievous creatures.

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