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PS3 MGS4 bundle announced

jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
edited March 2008 in Social Entropy++
This is it. It's all over.

if you don't already own a PS3, prepare to open up wide your wallets and your tight virginal bungholes to your new dark overlord, Sony.

Fresh off the heels of crushing Toshiba and Microsoft's HD-DV-Dicks in the dirt under their Blu-ray boots, comes Sony's announcement of the 2nd phase of their plan to take over Teh Universe:

THE MGS4 PS3 BUNDLE!!!!!


Includes the 80GB PS3 -
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(no word yet on if it's the same 80GB with software BC or something else...)
(BC = breast covers I think...)
(apparently it means something else-
adeleon replied on February 26, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Yes, similar to the Motorstorm bundle, the new MGS4 bundle features an 80GB PS3 with some PS2 backwards compatibility.)

and METAL GEAR SOLID 4 "Guns of the Patriots"
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(it's a video game about some grey-haired old assassin... why anyone would hire a decrepit old guy to be an assassin I dunno.. maybe nobody would expect a grey-haired old dude assassin?)


and 1 DualShock 3 wireless controller
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(the one they should have released on day one)


!
mgs4_ps3_bundle_box.jpg = $499!!!


Can't afford it?? Get your ass to the Olive Garden now boy!
this thing will sell faster than Doritos at a Snoop Dogg concert

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  • FlyingmanFlyingman Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Hey now I can play PS3 too.

    Flyingman on
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    That's a lot of money.

    ChicoBlue on
  • Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    can't wait for the 360 port and subsequent bundle

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  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Fuck

    This is why I can't buy an 80 Gb right now

    Not a single one (new) in Denver proper

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  • FlyingmanFlyingman Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    That's a lot of money.

    Metal Gear Solid 4

    METAL FUCKING GEAR!
    can't wait for the 360 port and subsequent bundle

    And shitty controls, enjoy faggot.

    Flyingman on
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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I still like counting Sony out of the market.

    So shut up and let me dream

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Oh sweet I've been thinking about getting one and this might be what makes me get it.

    Dr.Funkenstein on
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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    !

    (i'm so sorry)

    vsove on
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  • Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Flyingman wrote: »

    And shitty controls, enjoy faggot.

    have fun playing one game on your failing console

    Anime Owns on
  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    would post a link but Sony's web site is getting slammed harder than... your sister... at a... frat.... well you know where I'm going here.

    jwalk on
  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Flyingman wrote: »
    can't wait for the 360 port and subsequent bundle

    And shitty controls, enjoy faggot.
    You've played the 360 version?

    Dr.Funkenstein on
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Flyingman wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    That's a lot of money.

    Metal Gear Solid 4

    METAL FUCKING GEAR!

    Is that the one where you kill people with guns?

    ChicoBlue on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I've been trying to find a copy of MGS3 Substance for weeks and weeks.

    I really didn't like it when I played it, but I've realised I was probably just on my period or something so I'll give it another shot.

    Also, Everyday shooter is pretty awesome.

    #pipe on
  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    hey guys fyi

    console wars are fucking retarded.

    just so you know.

    vsove on
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  • Blip2004Blip2004 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I might get this. Or I might just wait for a Banjo Kazooie Xbox 360 bundle. Also I have no clue what games I would get for the PS3.

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Flyingman wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    That's a lot of money.

    Metal Gear Solid 4

    METAL FUCKING GEAR!

    Is that the one where you kill people with guns?

    nah its some stupid warioware spinoff

    Bibble on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Flyingman wrote: »

    And shitty controls, enjoy faggot.

    have fun playing one game on your failing console

    ha ha ha ha

    are people seriously still saying this?

    #pipe on
  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    i think you bonk mushrooms on the head

    with guns.

    jwalk on
  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    I've been trying to find a copy of MGS3 Substance for weeks and weeks.

    I really didn't like it when I played it, but I've realised I was probably just on my period or something so I'll give it another shot.

    Also, Everyday shooter is pretty awesome.

    the subtitle is subsistance

    that might be why you are having trouble

    Bibble on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Bibble wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I've been trying to find a copy of MGS3 Substance for weeks and weeks.

    I really didn't like it when I played it, but I've realised I was probably just on my period or something so I'll give it another shot.

    Also, Everyday shooter is pretty awesome.

    the subtitle is subsistance

    that might be why you are having trouble

    well shit

    #pipe on
  • CandlemassCandlemass Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    MGS4 is cool and all but I think I'll wait it out until the ps3 is dirt cheap and finally worth it.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    I've been trying to find a copy of MGS3 Substance for weeks and weeks.

    I really didn't like it when I played it, but I've realised I was probably just on my period or something so I'll give it another shot.

    Also, Everyday shooter is pretty awesome.

    i tried to find it for months

    i gave up after a huge search through sydney one day, glum and wanting to spend money. on the way home i go into the once decent non-restaurant shop in my suburb, just up the road, a cool indie music store

    look at the meagre rack of old xbox and ps2 games they have

    whaaaaatt?

    a marked down copy of metal gear solid 3: subs(is?)tance, brand new

    it was an import version from europe. i snapped it up faster than a dog snaps up fresh biscuits

    it's pretty cool

    bsjezz on
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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    you still have to buy the multiplayer online game separately?

    Skull Man on
  • ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I for one will also wait for the 360 port.

    I refuse to get a ps3 until

    a) I get a gigantic tv and I require blu-ray

    b) They put out a redesign of the system that isn't the size of something really huge


    It isn't even a matter of games anymore. I can't find time to play the games for the systems I already own, goddammit.

    Shurakai on
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    never played a metal gear game

    my bunghole is gonna be a-ok :)

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Candlemass wrote: »
    MGS4 is cool and all but I think I'll wait it out until the ps3 is dirt cheap and finally worth it.

    man the ps3 is extremely worth it

    whether it's worth it if you already have a 360 is another question

    bsjezz on
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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Dear whoever you were before your name got shitchanged,

    you suck balls

    Love,
    Tossrock

    Tossrock on
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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Allow me to blow 500+ dollars on one game. This seems like a wise investment.

    The Otaku Suppository on
  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Link working now I think....

    Also announced was the God of War PSP (red with pic of Kratos) and
    As has been announced previously, MGS4 will include a Metal Gear Online “Starter Pack.” If you can’t wait to try out MGS4, the good news is you don’t have to much longer. Those who pre-order the game will be guaranteed access to a multiplayer beta test for Metal Gear Online scheduled for late April.

    jwalk on
  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    the ps3 only has one game guys.

    and in 2007, we look forward to the year ahead.

    vsove on
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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    guys anime owns used to be Gym

    things may now make more sense

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    When does the 360 port come out?

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    hooray you can pay 50 more dollars for something that should have been included in the game

    Skull Man on
  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    That's not cheap.

    Dublo7 on
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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    So basically MGS4 is like Halo except the rabid fanboys are frothing at the mouth over an old guy instead of bouncing holographic blue jubblies?

    The Otaku Suppository on
  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I haven't played any of the Metal Gear games, and I'm not particularly interested in starting.

    IpseDixit on
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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Right after the PS3 port of Halo 3 I think.

    jwalk on
  • ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    By the way, did we see a jump in ps3 sales since HDDVD bowed out?

    I don't pay attention to these things.

    Shurakai on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    bsjezz wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I've been trying to find a copy of MGS3 Substance for weeks and weeks.

    I really didn't like it when I played it, but I've realised I was probably just on my period or something so I'll give it another shot.

    Also, Everyday shooter is pretty awesome.

    i tried to find it for months

    i gave up after a huge search through sydney one day, glum and wanting to spend money. on the way home i go into the once decent non-restaurant shop in my suburb, just up the road, a cool indie music store

    look at the meagre rack of old xbox and ps2 games they have

    whaaaaatt?

    a marked down copy of metal gear solid 3: subs(is?)tance, brand new

    it was an import version from europe. i snapped it up faster than a dog snaps up fresh biscuits

    it's pretty cool

    FUCKING

    LEND

    IT

    TO

    ME

    Also: ARGH FUCKING SHIT STICKS MOTHER CUNT BALLS

    (Rock Band Australian release pushed back again - Now scheduled for June)

    #pipe on
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