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PS3 MGS4 bundle announced

jwalkjwalk frostyRegistered User regular
edited March 2008 in Social Entropy++
This is it. It's all over.

if you don't already own a PS3, prepare to open up wide your wallets and your tight virginal bungholes to your new dark overlord, Sony.

Fresh off the heels of crushing Toshiba and Microsoft's HD-DV-Dicks in the dirt under their Blu-ray boots, comes Sony's announcement of the 2nd phase of their plan to take over Teh Universe:

THE MGS4 PS3 BUNDLE!!!!!


Includes the 80GB PS3 -
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(no word yet on if it's the same 80GB with software BC or something else...)
(BC = breast covers I think...)
(apparently it means something else-
adeleon replied on February 26, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Yes, similar to the Motorstorm bundle, the new MGS4 bundle features an 80GB PS3 with some PS2 backwards compatibility.)

and METAL GEAR SOLID 4 "Guns of the Patriots"
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(it's a video game about some grey-haired old assassin... why anyone would hire a decrepit old guy to be an assassin I dunno.. maybe nobody would expect a grey-haired old dude assassin?)


and 1 DualShock 3 wireless controller
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(the one they should have released on day one)


!
mgs4_ps3_bundle_box.jpg = $499!!!


Can't afford it?? Get your ass to the Olive Garden now boy!
this thing will sell faster than Doritos at a Snoop Dogg concert

jwalk on
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  • jwalkjwalk frosty Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    would post a link but Sony's web site is getting slammed harder than... your sister... at a... frat.... well you know where I'm going here.

  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Flyingman wrote: »
    can't wait for the 360 port and subsequent bundle

    And shitty controls, enjoy faggot.
    You've played the 360 version?

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Flyingman wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    That's a lot of money.

    Metal Gear Solid 4

    METAL FUCKING GEAR!

    Is that the one where you kill people with guns?

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I've been trying to find a copy of MGS3 Substance for weeks and weeks.

    I really didn't like it when I played it, but I've realised I was probably just on my period or something so I'll give it another shot.

    Also, Everyday shooter is pretty awesome.

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    hey guys fyi

    console wars are fucking retarded.

    just so you know.

    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • Blip2004Blip2004 Registered User
    edited February 2008
    I might get this. Or I might just wait for a Banjo Kazooie Xbox 360 bundle. Also I have no clue what games I would get for the PS3.

  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Flyingman wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    That's a lot of money.

    Metal Gear Solid 4

    METAL FUCKING GEAR!

    Is that the one where you kill people with guns?

    nah its some stupid warioware spinoff

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Flyingman wrote: »

    And shitty controls, enjoy faggot.

    have fun playing one game on your failing console

    ha ha ha ha

    are people seriously still saying this?

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  • jwalkjwalk frosty Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    i think you bonk mushrooms on the head

    with guns.

  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    I've been trying to find a copy of MGS3 Substance for weeks and weeks.

    I really didn't like it when I played it, but I've realised I was probably just on my period or something so I'll give it another shot.

    Also, Everyday shooter is pretty awesome.

    the subtitle is subsistance

    that might be why you are having trouble

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Bibble wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I've been trying to find a copy of MGS3 Substance for weeks and weeks.

    I really didn't like it when I played it, but I've realised I was probably just on my period or something so I'll give it another shot.

    Also, Everyday shooter is pretty awesome.

    the subtitle is subsistance

    that might be why you are having trouble

    well shit

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  • CandlemassCandlemass Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    MGS4 is cool and all but I think I'll wait it out until the ps3 is dirt cheap and finally worth it.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    I've been trying to find a copy of MGS3 Substance for weeks and weeks.

    I really didn't like it when I played it, but I've realised I was probably just on my period or something so I'll give it another shot.

    Also, Everyday shooter is pretty awesome.

    i tried to find it for months

    i gave up after a huge search through sydney one day, glum and wanting to spend money. on the way home i go into the once decent non-restaurant shop in my suburb, just up the road, a cool indie music store

    look at the meagre rack of old xbox and ps2 games they have

    whaaaaatt?

    a marked down copy of metal gear solid 3: subs(is?)tance, brand new

    it was an import version from europe. i snapped it up faster than a dog snaps up fresh biscuits

    it's pretty cool

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    you still have to buy the multiplayer online game separately?

  • ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I for one will also wait for the 360 port.

    I refuse to get a ps3 until

    a) I get a gigantic tv and I require blu-ray

    b) They put out a redesign of the system that isn't the size of something really huge


    It isn't even a matter of games anymore. I can't find time to play the games for the systems I already own, goddammit.

  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    never played a metal gear game

    my bunghole is gonna be a-ok :)

    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Candlemass wrote: »
    MGS4 is cool and all but I think I'll wait it out until the ps3 is dirt cheap and finally worth it.

    man the ps3 is extremely worth it

    whether it's worth it if you already have a 360 is another question

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Dear whoever you were before your name got shitchanged,

    you suck balls

    Love,
    Tossrock

  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository SKREEEEEOOOONKKKKKK Monster IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Allow me to blow 500+ dollars on one game. This seems like a wise investment.

    We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty, and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds'.
  • jwalkjwalk frosty Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Link working now I think....

    Also announced was the God of War PSP (red with pic of Kratos) and
    As has been announced previously, MGS4 will include a Metal Gear Online “Starter Pack.” If you can’t wait to try out MGS4, the good news is you don’t have to much longer. Those who pre-order the game will be guaranteed access to a multiplayer beta test for Metal Gear Online scheduled for late April.

  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    the ps3 only has one game guys.

    and in 2007, we look forward to the year ahead.

    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    guys anime owns used to be Gym

    things may now make more sense

    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    When does the 360 port come out?

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    hooray you can pay 50 more dollars for something that should have been included in the game

  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    That's not cheap.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository SKREEEEEOOOONKKKKKK Monster IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    So basically MGS4 is like Halo except the rabid fanboys are frothing at the mouth over an old guy instead of bouncing holographic blue jubblies?

    We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty, and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds'.
  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I haven't played any of the Metal Gear games, and I'm not particularly interested in starting.

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  • jwalkjwalk frosty Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Right after the PS3 port of Halo 3 I think.

  • ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    By the way, did we see a jump in ps3 sales since HDDVD bowed out?

    I don't pay attention to these things.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    bsjezz wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I've been trying to find a copy of MGS3 Substance for weeks and weeks.

    I really didn't like it when I played it, but I've realised I was probably just on my period or something so I'll give it another shot.

    Also, Everyday shooter is pretty awesome.

    i tried to find it for months

    i gave up after a huge search through sydney one day, glum and wanting to spend money. on the way home i go into the once decent non-restaurant shop in my suburb, just up the road, a cool indie music store

    look at the meagre rack of old xbox and ps2 games they have

    whaaaaatt?

    a marked down copy of metal gear solid 3: subs(is?)tance, brand new

    it was an import version from europe. i snapped it up faster than a dog snaps up fresh biscuits

    it's pretty cool

    FUCKING

    LEND

    IT

    TO

    ME

    Also: ARGH FUCKING SHIT STICKS MOTHER CUNT BALLS

    (Rock Band Australian release pushed back again - Now scheduled for June)

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2008
    I can't wait until this is released on the 360

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  • CandlemassCandlemass Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    bsjezz wrote: »
    Candlemass wrote: »
    MGS4 is cool and all but I think I'll wait it out until the ps3 is dirt cheap and finally worth it.

    man the ps3 is extremely worth it

    whether it's worth it if you already have a 360 is another question

    If the second part weren't true I'd go with the first. Guess I'll wait it out like I did for the ps2 until FFXII finally broke my will.

    There most likely won't be a 360 port. Well, not if Kojima has his way still. I'd forget about the possibility for now.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I can't wait until this is released on the 360
    lol i can't believe you got to this joke first

    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • FlyingmanFlyingman Registered User
    edited February 2008
    I waited until the format war was over and was going to head out and buy a PS3 this week, but I may wait for this bundle instead. I was never a big fan of the XBOX 360, all the "exclusive" games get PC releases anyway.

    EDIT: That said, the Gears of War port was a huge clusterfuck.

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  • QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Somebody post that picture of some play with a ! photoshopped over a dude's head that pisses Sheri off so much.

    I'm so tired of partying.
  • FlyingmanFlyingman Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Somebody post that picture of some play with a ! photoshopped over a dude's head that pisses Sheri off so much.

    That was amazing.

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  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Honestly, I think MGS4 is going to be the Ocarina of Time for the PS3. It'll be really great, critics and fans will go nuts for it, but it won't make Sony's console number one. Still, bundling it with the system is nice, and makes the half a grand pricetag easier to swallow. If it also has BC, then even better.

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  • jwalkjwalk frosty Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    It's pretty much the killer app I think.

    That or Gran Turismo 5.

    I know I didn't buy a PS2 until the GT3 bundle (well and my employer gave me $100 credit towards a current system..)

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    jwalk wrote: »
    Right after the PS3 port of Halo 3 I think.

    God-fucking-dammit.

    More coffee.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    So basically MGS4 is like Halo except the rabid fanboys are frothing at the mouth over an old guy instead of bouncing holographic blue jubblies?
    But MGS is a phenomenal series. It revolutionised the third person and stealth genre.

    Halo is shit and has done fuck all to really push games forward, except to get extra consoles in frat boy's rooms.

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