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Fuck the Averages!

MysstMysst King Monkeyof Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
edited February 2008 in Social Entropy++
For the entire time that I've owned my desk, something about it has left me unsatisfied. While shopping for new desks and finding none that suited me, I realized what was wrong: to be able to type and mouse comfortably, my chair had to be elevated to where my feet were off the floor.

So I took a saw and cut 3 inches off my desk. Everything is now perfect!

Fuck the average height of 5'10"! Celebrate all your below-averagenesses here!

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    being 6'2" is so cool

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2008
    really scraping the bottom of the barrel for forum topics today, huh?

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I would happy if my table was a little higher.

    Would you mind cutting it long for me?

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    my dick is above average

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Can you hide in the kitchen cabinets?

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Man, when you are finally comfortable after years of seat shifting, it is the most exciting thing of the moment. From this point out, all my wooden furniture is going to be cut down to accommodate me, and fuck you if you can't fit under my tables!

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Man, when you are finally comfortable after years of seat shifting, it is the most exciting thing of the moment. From this point out, all my wooden furniture is going to be cut down to accommodate me, and fuck you if you can't fit under my tables!

    just snag yourself one of these and save you the woodwork

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    ITT I AM SO SHORT [HEIGHT THREAD]

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2008
    get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and stop your whining

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    For a second I thought the title said Fuck the Avengers.

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    casper_27dcasper_27d The Friendly Ghost EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    My dick is below average





    for a whale, actually its quite small, like a field mouse.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2008
    Cum Hero wrote: »
    my dick is above average

    NEAR-MINT

    NEVER OPENED

    SLIGHT WEAR FROM HANDLING NEAR SPINE

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I am the champion of short persons everywhere, don't feel threatened just because I have a saw on my hand and I'm going to cut everything down to size.

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    November6November6 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Mr. Defecation wrote: »
    For a second I thought the title said Fuck the Avengers.

    Which is a perfectly acceptable title.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    How short are you that a desk needed to be modified?

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'M STILL TALL ENOUGH TO BANG YOUR MOM [SHORT THREAD]

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    How short are you that a desk needed to be modified?

    I'm 5'4" and this desk was made for Swedes.

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    PicklesPickles Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    My wife is short. She has me do all things concerning height.

    Solution: Get a taller man to do everything for you. If you are a man, champion the cause for gay marriage.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    PICKLES WHAT THE FUCK YOURE FROM EDMOND

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    How short are you that a desk needed to be modified?

    I'm 5'4" and this desk was made for Swedes.

    God, I remember being 5'4".


    In the 6th grade.

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    PicklesPickles Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    tugga wrote: »
    PICKLES WHAT THE FUCK YOURE FROM EDMOND

    I live in Edmond. I am not from Edmond.

    This is a distinct and very important difference.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I didn't even hit 5" until high school. I used to fold myself into those half-lockers for comedic effect. Pants are too long.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    My dick.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Pickles wrote: »
    tugga wrote: »
    PICKLES WHAT THE FUCK YOURE FROM EDMOND

    I live in Edmond. I am not from Edmond.

    This is a distinct and very important difference.

    dude me too, ive lived here for 8 years

    i go to UCO

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    I didn't even hit 5" until high school. I used to fold myself into those half-lockers for comedic effect. Pants are too long.

    5"? That's uh...that's really short.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Talking about his donger.

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    goddamn short people.

    all.. well, short.

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'm not tall at all, I'm only about 5'11".

    Girls tell me I'm tall, but I feel so short.

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    casper_27dcasper_27d The Friendly Ghost EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    I didn't even hit 5" until high school. I used to fold myself into those half-lockers for comedic effect. Pants are too long.

    I used to go into those half lockers for comedic effect also and by this I mean placed there by these neanderthals whose had premature growth spurts and severe hormonal problems. Thank god I eventually reached a normal height.

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I am nearly 5'3''

    taller than my mom, which is tall enough for me

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    i enjoy my 6'4" height.

    it allows me to reach things on high shelves.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Take that, mom.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'm 5'6". My parents seem to think I'm getting taller, though.

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    redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I hit 5'8" when I was a sophomore and haven't gained an inch since. It sucks a little

    Not tall enough to be really useful, not short enough to be a gimmick

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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Cum Hero wrote: »
    my dick is above average

    NEAR-MINT

    NEVER OPENED

    SLIGHT WEAR FROM HANDLING NEAR SPINE

    bahahahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaa

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    ive been 6'2 since the end of sophomore year

    being tall is the tits

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2008
    tugga wrote: »
    ive been 6'2 since the end of sophomore year

    being tall is the tits

    you sound like a fella who's never tried to hump a short chick in a shower

    sure sure, we can get things from the top shelves and all

    but believe you me, son

    there's drawbacks aplenty

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    tugga wrote: »
    ive been 6'2 since the end of sophomore year

    being tall is the tits

    you sound like a fella who's never tried to hump a short chick in a shower

    sure sure, we can get things from the top shelves and all

    but believe you me, son

    there's drawbacks aplenty

    oh im not saying its perfect, of course theres flaws

    like doorways immediately at the end of a flight of stairs

    insta-migraine

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    tugga wrote: »
    ive been 6'2 since the end of sophomore year

    being tall is the tits

    you sound like a fella who's never tried to hump a short chick in a shower

    sure sure, we can get things from the top shelves and all

    but believe you me, son

    there's drawbacks aplenty

    i had a girlfriend that owned a pair of platform shoes that got more use in the shower than anywhere else

    so, there are ways to get around this problem

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