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Fuck the Averages!

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    RocketScienceRocketScience Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    tugga wrote: »
    being 6'2" is so cool
    Being tall is cool because you can stand in front of short people at concerts and they can't see shit.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I keep thinking this thread title says Fuck the Avengers!

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I keep thinking this thread title says Fuck the Avengers!

    It was a really shitty film.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I keep thinking this thread title says Fuck the Avengers!

    It was a really shitty film.

    That's not even the same Avengers I was thinking of

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I keep thinking this thread title says Fuck the Avengers!

    It was a really shitty film.

    That's not even the same Avengers I was thinking of


    Well, surely no-one would be saying "fuck the avengers" about the original Avngers?

    That...That's depravity in its worst guise.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I am decidedly average in all things

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Maybe you are above-average at being average

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    How short are you that a desk needed to be modified?

    I'm 5'4" and this desk was made for Swedes.

    You're shorter than me, dang.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Sheri is amazonian in nature

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Everyone talks about how petite I am

    I am taller than average (for a vagina-person)

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    For the entire time that I've owned my desk, something about it has left me unsatisfied. While shopping for new desks and finding none that suited me, I realized what was wrong: to be able to type and mouse comfortably, my chair had to be elevated to where my feet were off the floor.

    So I took a saw and cut 3 inches off my desk. Everything is now perfect!

    Fuck the average height of 5'10"! Celebrate all your below-averagenesses here!

    Sorry, what's that? I couldn't hear you from all the way up here.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Sheri is built like Janet Reno. Or maybe it was Jean Reno. I can't remember.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    perhaps it is your demeanor that gives people this impression

    or maybe you just hang out with tall people

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I am attracted to tall dudes.

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I wish I was not about 85% legs. That gets kind of annoying.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    perhaps it is your demeanor that gives people this impression

    or maybe you just hang out with tall people

    My demeanor?

    I am larger-than-life, bitch

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    I am attracted to tall dudes.

    Yeah, so is everyone else

    It's rather unfortunate

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Sheri is built like Janet Reno. Or maybe it was Jean Reno. I can't remember.

    Janetrenodanceparty.jpg

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I am attracted to tall dudes.

    Yeah, so is everyone else

    It's rather unfortunate

    Quit being a shorty short short

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    6'4" and ready for action :winky:

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    redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    I wish I was not about 85% legs. That gets kind of annoying.

    I'd trade in a heartbeat. I'm 85% torso

    It's really tough to find good pants

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    Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I'm 6'3.

    I'll eat you, shorty!

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    I am attracted to tall dudes.

    Yeah, so is everyone else

    It's rather unfortunate

    Quit being a shorty short short

    I always stand on my tippy toes

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    6'4" and ready for action :winky:

    Oh god all I can see in my head your dick and your face in the same picture

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    Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    I am attracted to tall dudes.

    I'm 6'3.

    I'll... no, that would be too awkward to say.

    :lol:

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Everyone talks about how petite I am

    I am taller than average (for a vagina-person)

    Are you a Vaginal American?

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    redimpulse wrote: »
    Daric wrote: »
    I wish I was not about 85% legs. That gets kind of annoying.

    I'd trade in a heartbeat. I'm 85% torso

    It's really tough to find good pants

    maybe you guys should move away from Chernobyl.

    goddamn mutants.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    And once again, Regicid3 is creepy.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Though I suppose I shouldn't scrutinize

    I am attracted to the more petit ladies, for they entertain the illusion that I am taller than average

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    Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    :winky:

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I was going to say "Let's get together and make short tall people", but that would be weird.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Though I suppose I shouldn't scrutinize

    I am attracted to the more petit ladies, for they entertain the illusion that I am taller than average

    Conclusion: Javen fucks children.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    6'4" and ready for action :winky:

    Oh god all I can see in my head your dick and your face in the same picture

    you've just got a one-track mind, honey

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Conclusion: Sheri smells

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Man all my papers are done for like a month

    I don't have anything to do, now

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    6'4" and ready for action :winky:

    Oh god all I can see in my head your dick and your face in the same picture

    you've just got a one-track mind, honey

    It's just seared violently into the backs of my eyeballs

    Sheri on
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    AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    So does petite mean short? I always thought it merely meant delicate or skinny, which is what I prefer, but I love me some tall wimmins.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Aslan wrote: »
    So does petite mean short? I always thought it merely meant delicate or skinny, which is what I prefer, but I love me some tall wimmins.

    I've always come to know petit as small and feminine.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    6'4" and ready for action :winky:

    Oh god all I can see in my head your dick and your face in the same picture

    you've just got a one-track mind, honey

    It's just seared violently into the backs of my eyeballs

    your reactions to this event seem to be less than stellar

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited February 2008
    Aslan wrote: »
    but I love me some tall wimmins.
    high-5!

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