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Photoshop Thread: Bad Videogames

AccualtAccualt Registered User regular
edited April 2008 in Games and Technology
New theme time?
Titmouse wrote: »
Yes. I want a bad videogame photoshop contest.

I mean, I guess this is a theme.

Let me contribute...

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  • agoajagoaj Avatar avatar avatar HD Avatar of the Year EditionRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2008
    Damn it agoaj I would play that game.

  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Oh god instead of grenades you can throw Gary into a crowd of people and kill them all.

  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Those movie to game conversions never come out like one would hope they would.


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    Spoiler for those who don't get the reference... just in case. ;)
    Spoiler:

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  • TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Behold, the inevitable, made in MS Paint because I don't have Photoshop but still wish to express myself.

    f_halO4m_0ea23e4.jpg

    I know, it's not great, but it's really late here and I'm not thinking clearly. Also, I dislike the game too much to parody it in a sensible fashion.

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  • agoajagoaj Avatar avatar avatar HD Avatar of the Year EditionRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Alternatively, Shadow the Spartan.

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  • Recoil42Recoil42 Registered User
    edited March 2008
  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Terrendos wrote: »
    Behold, the inevitable, made in MS Paint because I don't have Photoshop but still wish to express myself.

    f_halO4m_0ea23e4.jpg

    I know, it's not great, but it's really late here and I'm not thinking clearly. Also, I dislike the game too much to parody it in a sensible fashion.
    There is no shame in resorting to MS Paint. That's what I did uppage. As long as it's funny, it'll pull its weight regardless of the medium used. Hell, I've done all-text image contest entries before (not at this forum, but still) and got up amongst the top contenders. And I'm not talking what I did here. I am talking a TV Guide parody, three columns of nothing but black text on white background. It was only an 'image' by name, and nobody gave a damn because it got some of the biggest laughs of the thread.

    tl;dr: Make it funny and nobody gives a shit how you made it.

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  • InvisibleInvisible Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
  • InvisibleInvisible Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
  • mogdemonmogdemon Kansas, USRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Invisible wrote: »
    jt.png

    Instead of merely crossing out "Ace" you should also add the word "Asshole" and it would be terrifyingly perfect.

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  • warmepwarmep Registered User
    edited March 2008
    bajmgaabb.jpg

    For those of you not familiar with Team Roomba: YouTube

    And for those who are using mspaint and don't necessarily want to, use these great free programs Paint.NET or GIMP.

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  • CervetusCervetus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    mogdemon wrote: »
    Invisible wrote: »
    jt.png

    Instead of merely crossing out "Ace" you should also add the word "Asshole" and it would be terrifyingly perfect.

    Just visualizing it in my head, I think it should either be replacing "Ace" with "Asshole" completely, or just leaving "Ace' crossed out as it is with nothing else. At any rate though, what was made is really funny.

    The libertarian response to anything is, "Sure, that works fine in practice, but it doesn't fly in theory."
  • KupiKupi Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Cervetus wrote: »
    mogdemon wrote: »
    Invisible wrote: »
    [IMG]

    Instead of merely crossing out "Ace" you should also add the word "Asshole" and it would be terrifyingly perfect.

    Just visualizing it in my head, I think it should either be replacing "Ace" with "Asshole" completely, or just leaving "Ace' crossed out as it is with nothing else. At any rate though, what was made is really funny.

    Wasn't he disbarred, though? So technically you could strikethrough the whole thing.

  • ArcSynArcSyn Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Kupi wrote: »
    Cervetus wrote: »
    mogdemon wrote: »
    Invisible wrote: »
    [IMG]

    Instead of merely crossing out "Ace" you should also add the word "Asshole" and it would be terrifyingly perfect.

    Just visualizing it in my head, I think it should either be replacing "Ace" with "Asshole" completely, or just leaving "Ace' crossed out as it is with nothing else. At any rate though, what was made is really funny.

    Wasn't he disbarred, though? So technically you could strikethrough the whole thing.

    Cross out Ace and put EX- in big red letters instead. :D

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  • Vicious_GSRVicious_GSR Video Dude Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    necroqk9.jpg

    This is the original idea I had...
    Spoiler:

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  • InvisibleInvisible Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Kupi wrote: »
    Cervetus wrote: »
    mogdemon wrote: »
    Invisible wrote: »
    [IMG]

    Instead of merely crossing out "Ace" you should also add the word "Asshole" and it would be terrifyingly perfect.

    Just visualizing it in my head, I think it should either be replacing "Ace" with "Asshole" completely, or just leaving "Ace' crossed out as it is with nothing else. At any rate though, what was made is really funny.

    Wasn't he disbarred, though? So technically you could strikethrough the whole thing.

    I updated the image.

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  • HtownHtown Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Vicious that tagline at the bottom made me laugh way more than it should have.

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  • Vicious_GSRVicious_GSR Video Dude Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Htown wrote: »
    Vicious that tagline at the bottom made me laugh way more than it should have.

    Original Tagline: 'Love is over'

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Death Groupie Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Uh, I'm pretty sure Jack hasn't been disbarred yet; that particular trial is still ongoing.

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  • meatflowermeatflower Registered User
    edited March 2008
    kennelgg9.jpg

    I would apologize for this being in poor taste but we've already got Michael Jackson dress up and some kind of necrophilia game in the thread so this almost seems tame. Not that animal abuse is less bad than either of those things. They're all pretty fucked up shit.

    edit: Also, my sig. I'm not making a cover out of it though. Use your imagination.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    meatflower wrote: »
    Iwata
    Miyamoto-san, you’re known for repeatedly creating games based on your hobbies, such as Pikmin for example, which was based on your hobby of pottering around the garden, and Nintendogs, which was based on when you first kept a pet dog. With Kennel Manager, you’ve managed to incorporate your interest in blood sports into a product.

    Miyamoto
    So I have! (laughs)
    I’ve been told in the past that it’s better not to mix my hobbies with my work, or that it’s best not to try and make something I know intimately into a product, and I actually agreed with those notions at the time. However the simple fact remains that concepts like Nintendogs and Kennel Manager work very well as games, and I’m glad that I was able to be involved in their development while maintaining a customer’s point of view.

    Iwata
    Well then, to get us started I’d like to ask you about your hobbies. What was it that got you interested in dog fighting?

    Miyamoto
    You know, this is likely to lead in to quite a long story, is that all right?

    Iwata
    Be my guest! (laughs)

    Miyamoto
    Up until now, there have been numerous times when I’ve become aware of blood lust. For example, when I graduated from university and joined the company, I ended up putting killing a few interns. We were so busy back then, and I’d say things like "The only thing I look forward to is having a killing an intern and burying his body"...

    Iwata
    So you were pulling long hours, and having the occasional murder on the side? (laughs)

    Miyamoto
    Precisely! (laughs) It continued along those lines, but then I got married and had less time to satiate my blood lust... So, eventually it dawned on me that this was no good, and once I turned 40, I decided to just have my dogs fight each other. It is much easier than killing interns.
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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    meatflower wrote: »
    (image snipped)

    I would apologize for this being in poor taste but we've already got Michael Jackson dress up and some kind of necrophilia game in the thread so this almost seems tame. Not that animal abuse is less bad than either of those things. They're all pretty fucked up shit.

    edit: Also, my sig. I'm not making a cover out of it though. Use your imagination.


    I thought it was hilarious, if it helps ;)

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  • agoajagoaj Avatar avatar avatar HD Avatar of the Year EditionRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Titmouse, this is a PHOTOSHOP contest.
    Spoiler:

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  • bruinbruin Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    titmouse you are my god

  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    All of you are heroes. <3

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  • meatflowermeatflower Registered User
    edited March 2008
    Titmouse wrote: »
    meatflower wrote: »
    Iwata
    Miyamoto-san, you’re known for repeatedly creating games based on your hobbies, such as Pikmin for example, which was based on your hobby of pottering around the garden, and Nintendogs, which was based on when you first kept a pet dog. With Kennel Manager, you’ve managed to incorporate your interest in blood sports into a product.

    Miyamoto
    So I have! (laughs)
    I’ve been told in the past that it’s better not to mix my hobbies with my work, or that it’s best not to try and make something I know intimately into a product, and I actually agreed with those notions at the time. However the simple fact remains that concepts like Nintendogs and Kennel Manager work very well as games, and I’m glad that I was able to be involved in their development while maintaining a customer’s point of view.

    Iwata
    Well then, to get us started I’d like to ask you about your hobbies. What was it that got you interested in dog fighting?

    Miyamoto
    You know, this is likely to lead in to quite a long story, is that all right?

    Iwata
    Be my guest! (laughs)

    Miyamoto
    Up until now, there have been numerous times when I’ve become aware of blood lust. For example, when I graduated from university and joined the company, I ended up putting killing a few interns. We were so busy back then, and I’d say things like "The only thing I look forward to is having a killing an intern and burying his body"...

    Iwata
    So you were pulling long hours, and having the occasional murder on the side? (laughs)

    Miyamoto
    Precisely! (laughs) It continued along those lines, but then I got married and had less time to satiate my blood lust... So, eventually it dawned on me that this was no good, and once I turned 40, I decided to just have my dogs fight each other. It is much easier than killing interns.
    http://us.wii.com/wii-fit/iwata_asks/vol1/01.jpg

    miyamototf9.jpg

    I spent far too much time on this. Not hiragana gibberish, probably not 100% grammatically correct though.
    Spoiler:

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  • CaspianXCaspianX Registered User
    edited March 2008
    Quick 'n easy:

    Britney01.gif

    Originally, I thought I should probably Photoshop a baby in there, but then I thought about it and said, "You know, it'd actually be more accurate without one".

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  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Features include: Go through harrowing "Celebrity Rehab" experience to win back your baby from the courts!

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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  • CaspianXCaspianX Registered User
    edited March 2008
    Ringo wrote: »
    Features include: Go through harrowing "Celebrity Rehab" experience to win back your baby from the courts!

    I think the ultimate goal of the game would be to see just how bad of a parent you can be while still being allowed to see your kids.


    Caught drunk driving
    +1,000 Points!

    Appear completely stoned at public performance
    +3,000 Points!

    Reveal nipple
    500x8 = +4,000 Points!

    Reveal naked crotch
    1,000x5 = +5,000 Points!

    Leave your kids in a crackhouse
    +50,000 Points!
    +100,000 Points for crackhouse being your own house


    Insanity Bonus!

    Shave off all hair
    +2,000 Points!

    Attempt to act in a film
    +5,000 Points!


    NEW RECORD!
    170,000 Points!

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  • MJMJ Registered User
    edited March 2008
    Cervetus wrote: »
    mogdemon wrote: »
    Invisible wrote: »
    jt.png

    Instead of merely crossing out "Ace" you should also add the word "Asshole" and it would be terrifyingly perfect.

    Just visualizing it in my head, I think it should either be replacing "Ace" with "Asshole" completely, or just leaving "Ace' crossed out as it is with nothing else. At any rate though, what was made is really funny.

    I knew this one was familiar, I searched my files for it.
    mino_thompson_ace.jpg
    You can edit it if you want.

    Alternately
    Owning_parody_by_danolas.jpg

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    I'm drawing a blank for anything new, I think we did this contest already.

    Edit: I think we did, and it was a glorious one

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  • agoajagoaj Avatar avatar avatar HD Avatar of the Year EditionRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    No, that was literal game titles.
    Also, this.

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  • MJMJ Registered User
    edited March 2008
    Ah. Still box arts are kinda overdone. Hilarious. But overdone.
    That necrophillia one had to have been planned for a while, you sick man.

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  • Vicious_GSRVicious_GSR Video Dude Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    MJ wrote: »
    Ah. Still box arts are kinda overdone. Hilarious. But overdone.
    That necrophillia one had to have been planned for a while, you sick man.

    Didn't take as long as you would think. The tagline took an hour though.

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  • mogdemonmogdemon Kansas, USRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Geez, so many great entries so far :D
    meatflower wrote: »
    miyamototf9.jpg

    I spent far too much time on this. Not hiragana gibberish, probably not 100% grammatically correct though.
    Spoiler:
    Props to Google Image Search indeed, that image is...perfect is the one word I can think of right now

    moonspeak notes:
    Spoiler:

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  • One Thousand DicksOne Thousand Dicks :D! Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Goddamn that Colossus one was funnier than it had any right to be.

  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    MJ wrote: »
    Alternately
    Owning_parody_by_danolas.jpg

    I'd play that.

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  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    agoaj wrote: »
    No, that was literal game titles.
    Also, this.

    I... I actually thought that was what the game was about for so long. Why the hell else would they invent the super scope?

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  • Cynic JesterCynic Jester Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
  • FeriluceFeriluce Adrift on the morning star. Aberdeen, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    snip

    Then they release WoW - Playable through the new Gamespy MMO network!

    XBox Live= LordFeriluce
    Steam: Feriluce
    Battle.net: Feriluce#1995
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