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Photoshop Thread: Bad Videogames

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Features include: Go through harrowing "Celebrity Rehab" experience to win back your baby from the courts!

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    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • CaspianXCaspianX Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Ringo wrote: »
    Features include: Go through harrowing "Celebrity Rehab" experience to win back your baby from the courts!

    I think the ultimate goal of the game would be to see just how bad of a parent you can be while still being allowed to see your kids.


    Caught drunk driving
    +1,000 Points!

    Appear completely stoned at public performance
    +3,000 Points!

    Reveal nipple
    500x8 = +4,000 Points!

    Reveal naked crotch
    1,000x5 = +5,000 Points!

    Leave your kids in a crackhouse
    +50,000 Points!
    +100,000 Points for crackhouse being your own house


    Insanity Bonus!

    Shave off all hair
    +2,000 Points!

    Attempt to act in a film
    +5,000 Points!


    NEW RECORD!
    170,000 Points!

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  • MJMJ Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Cervetus wrote: »
    mogdemon wrote: »
    Invisible wrote: »
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    Instead of merely crossing out "Ace" you should also add the word "Asshole" and it would be terrifyingly perfect.

    Just visualizing it in my head, I think it should either be replacing "Ace" with "Asshole" completely, or just leaving "Ace' crossed out as it is with nothing else. At any rate though, what was made is really funny.

    I knew this one was familiar, I searched my files for it.
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    You can edit it if you want.

    Alternately
    Owning_parody_by_danolas.jpg

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    I'm drawing a blank for anything new, I think we did this contest already.

    Edit: I think we did, and it was a glorious one

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  • agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    No, that was literal game titles.
    Also, this.

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  • MJMJ Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Ah. Still box arts are kinda overdone. Hilarious. But overdone.
    That necrophillia one had to have been planned for a while, you sick man.

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  • Vicious_GSRVicious_GSR Dude Principality of ZeonRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    MJ wrote: »
    Ah. Still box arts are kinda overdone. Hilarious. But overdone.
    That necrophillia one had to have been planned for a while, you sick man.

    Didn't take as long as you would think. The tagline took an hour though.

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  • mogdemonmogdemon Kansas, USRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Geez, so many great entries so far :D
    meatflower wrote: »
    miyamototf9.jpg

    I spent far too much time on this. Not hiragana gibberish, probably not 100% grammatically correct though.
    Miyamoto Kennel Manager 2008
    Upper left: Cute
    Lower left: Abuse

    Props to Google Image Search for producing this somewhat disturbing image from "Miyamoto dog".
    Props to Google Image Search indeed, that image is...perfect is the one word I can think of right now

    moonspeak notes:
    technically instead of "manager" it says "motojine"

    I'm not going to ask you to change anything (especially since I don't know the proper Japanese equivalent for "Kennel Manager", and besides that, I'm bound to make my fair share of accuracy errors in spelling :P)

    however, if you would like:
    "Manager" in hiragana:
    まなじゃあ

    ”Kennel Manager" in katakana (which is probably more appropriate):
    ケネル マナジャー

    and "Miyamoto Shigeru" w/ the kanji spelling (thanks wikipedia):
    宮本 茂

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  • One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Goddamn that Colossus one was funnier than it had any right to be.

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    MJ wrote: »
    Alternately
    Owning_parody_by_danolas.jpg

    I'd play that.

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  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    agoaj wrote: »
    No, that was literal game titles.
    Also, this.

    I... I actually thought that was what the game was about for so long. Why the hell else would they invent the super scope?

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  • Cynic JesterCynic Jester Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
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  • FeriluceFeriluce Adrift on the morning star. Aberdeen, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    snip

    Then they release WoW - Playable through the new Gamespy MMO network!

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  • MuttonChopsMuttonChops Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    MAA08.jpg

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The horror

    Don't even joke about that.

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  • bruinbruin Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Maddenkirby is top tier

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  • MJMJ Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Wow that wins so hard. :lol:
    Tiger reminds me of that guy around here with the avatar of him gradualy becoming more evil as his face graced each new EA game.
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  • TolwrathTolwrath Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    This thread is off to a horrible (in a good way) start. Keep up the god awful work.

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
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    I hear the green crystal from The Sims is going to be in this game.

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  • Vicious_GSRVicious_GSR Dude Principality of ZeonRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Quick and Dirty (operating system)

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Maddenkirby is one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen and I happen to live near Carlisle


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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Does it really have to be photoshopped? I mean, you've got to try pretty hard to sink lower than
    furrytalesbig.jpg

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    darleysam wrote: »
    Does it really have to be photoshopped? I mean, you've got to try pretty hard to sink lower than
    furrytalesbig.jpg

    That would be really easy if your mind is in a gutter.

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  • SueveSueve Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Peewi wrote: »
    MJ wrote: »
    Alternately
    Owning_parody_by_danolas.jpg

    I'd play that.

    Also, thats awesome.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Feriluce wrote: »
    snip

    Then they release WoW - Playable through the new Gamespy MMO network!

    Cynic, you are a bad person for posting that image.

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  • rvcontre78rvcontre78 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    PennedDown.jpg

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  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    rvcontre78 wrote: »
    PennedDown.jpg

    got a good chuckle out of that one :)

    I might be missing something though because if I'm not mistaken his girlfriend is a super model (which would make this a good game idea ;)

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  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I just spent a good amout of time working on a Chris Benoit game...

    Of course, then I realized that finding something funny there is near impossible.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Zerowing.jpg

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  • rvcontre78rvcontre78 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I am definitely not taking credit for this. This was made by Core. I just had to post this in here because it makes me laugh so much. I have no idea why either. It's a great cover!

    craneoperator.jpg

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  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
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    Did I do that right?

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  • MJMJ Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
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    Edit: Fixed up stuff I was lazy to fix earlier.

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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
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    Did I do that right?

    ROFL!

    That game don't die, it multiplies.

    (though some might wish it'd die)

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  • polaris314polaris314 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    MJ wrote: »
    min_cookingpapa2.jpg

    Edit: Fixed up stuff I was lazy to fix earlier.

    Awesome, but shouldn't it be a PS3 game? ;-)

    Edit : No trolling intended, it just reminded me of the PS3 Grill meme from awhile back.

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    polaris314 wrote: »
    No trolling intended, it just reminded me of the PS3 Grill meme from awhile back.

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of that.

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  • ShenanigansShenanigans Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    games-fishinabarrel.jpg

    My quick and dirty submission.

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  • TolwrathTolwrath Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I looked at this thread, and I just have to wonder "why is there no 'A Gang of Daggers' reference?"

    Note: I have no image making/shopping skill (or programs for that matter).

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  • LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Tolwrath wrote: »
    I looked at this thread, and I just have to wonder "why is there no 'A Gang of Daggers' reference?"

    Note: I have no image making/shopping skill (or programs for that matter).

    I don't think anyone has the image making/shopping skill to do justice to the 'gang of daggers' premise.

    Edit: and Sky would probably ask permission to use the art for the actual release of the game, after, you know, convincing someone to make it for him.

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Don't bring it up!

    You're tempting fate by mentioning it :P

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  • Red_CascadeRed_Cascade Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Don't bring it up!

    You're tempting fate by mentioning it :P

    Too late. The good old fellas at Pheonix games got hold of the idea, and I can now exclusively reveal that this exclusive game will be available exclusively on the XBOX360!

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    I suck at photoshop...

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  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Crane Operator: Shadow of the Operator should not be in here, as it is probably the best game idea ever.

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