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    EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Does Batman have time to prepare?

    edit: I didn't post in SE++ two years ago and I am more sexually attractive than keith so what

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    you're not pony

    i am pony

    ok

    fuck you

    einhander

    Dublo7 on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    That's a different sort of "Star Wars vs Star Trek" than what is usually talked about by nerds, Pony.

    They usually talk about if they fought, who would win.

    which i also cannot understand

    i can't get theoretical superhero fights either

    "if sentry fought superman who would win"

    that's just

    i just don't even know how i can wrap my head around how stupid that sounds to me

    Well unlike comic book super-heroes, for whom the laws of physics have no meaning and they can bend them to their will, Star Wars and Star Trek can have hard information inferred from on-screen evidence to calculate ship acceleration, weapon strength, stuff like that. Still extremely geeky, though it requires geeks who have physics degrees. :P

    have you ever been to stardestroyer.net

    it's like

    one of the saddest places on the internet

    everyone there is so angry and intense and their constant internet arguments have made them unable to actually, you know, enjoy both star wars and star trek

    Pony on
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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    Einhander wrote: »
    Szechuanosaurus you're kinda dumb.


    Damn. Einhander, coming from you...anybody else...but, from you...a man of your caliber, the amount of respect you get I...coming from you...I...



    I could care less.

    Szechuanosaurus on
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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    My Dearest Rachel Janson,

    One day you will come to America and I will cook you authentic style marinated steak tacos and for appetizers we will eat onion relish on cheddar.

    Sincerely,

    Volucrisus Aedrius, esq.

    P.S. it will be delicious.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
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    yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    "the glorious robotic style"

    that is the postin

    yourclothes on
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    Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Hey guys, I'm getting off work in a couple of hours.

    What should I have for breakfast?

    I'm getting a little burned out on egg-white omelets with a sprinkling of low-fat cheese.

    Agent Vesago on
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    EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    you're not pony

    i am pony

    ok

    fuck you

    einhander

    It's beautiful

    Einhander on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Einhander wrote: »
    Does Batman have time to prepare?

    edit: I didn't post in SE++ two years ago and I am more sexually attractive than keith so what

    look man

    i am going to level with you

    being more sexually attractive than keith is not something that one advertises as a "feature"

    THE NEW TOYOTA TERCEL

    IT IS A CAR

    NOW WITH WHEELS

    Pony on
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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    This thread



    This Thread

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    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Hey guys, I'm getting off work in a couple of hours.

    What should I have for breakfast?

    I'm getting a little burned out on egg-white omelets with a sprinkling of low-fat cheese.

    get a little risky

    throw some yoke in there, make a proper egg

    Pony on
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited March 2008
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    yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    having just recently actually seen keith

    he is the coolest lookin' dude

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    EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Damn it Pony I don't have much I have to work with what I've got ok?

    Einhander on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    having just recently actually seen keith

    he is the coolest lookin' dude

    you know i've never seen a picture of keith that wasn't him as a child or manipulated in photoshop to make him hideous

    at least

    i hope the latter is the case

    Pony on
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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    My Dearest Rachel Janson,

    One day you will come to America and I will cook you authentic style marinated steak tacos and for appetizers we will eat onion relish on cheddar.

    Sincerely,

    Volucrisus Aedrius, esq.

    P.S. it will be delicious.

    yay

    And then it's a threesome, right

    Janson on
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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Einhander wrote: »
    Hey everyone look

    I am Pony

    the stuff I type usually is well thought out and makes sense

    but I have to type it like this

    all like

    sentence fragments separated by lines

    no punctuation

    just like this and every so often I'll have a really long sentence like this one but it's sorta the exception to the rule

    this is how I post

    I'm sure that was covered like... 6 months ago.

    EDIT: beat'd by heaps

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    My Dearest Rachel Janson,

    One day you will come to America and I will cook you authentic style marinated steak tacos and for appetizers we will eat onion relish on cheddar.

    Sincerely,

    Volucrisus Aedrius, esq.

    P.S. it will be delicious.

    yay

    And then it's a threesome, right

    JEALOUSY METER ACTIVATED

    CURRENTLY READING: ORANGE

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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    That's a different sort of "Star Wars vs Star Trek" than what is usually talked about by nerds, Pony.

    They usually talk about if they fought, who would win.

    which i also cannot understand

    i can't get theoretical superhero fights either

    "if sentry fought superman who would win"

    that's just

    i just don't even know how i can wrap my head around how stupid that sounds to me

    wait yes i can

    in venture brothers 21 and 24 are have arguments about whether or not the Smurfs are insects or mammals, or who would win (Anne Frank vs. Lizzie Borden)

    that's how inane/stupid those kind of things sound to me

    says the guy who has intricately detailed plans about zombie apocalypse survival procedures

    Oden on
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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    My Dearest Rachel Janson,

    One day you will come to America and I will cook you authentic style marinated steak tacos and for appetizers we will eat onion relish on cheddar.

    Sincerely,

    Volucrisus Aedrius, esq.

    P.S. it will be delicious.

    yay

    And then it's a threesome, right

    Actually I was thinking more along the lines of red wine and polite conversation.

    Which, as we all know, just devolves into drunken shenanigans. Sexy shenanigans.

    Edit: Hmm... well thats a.... quite the page topper.

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    yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    says the guy wh-ORANGE

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    EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Einhander wrote: »
    Szechuanosaurus you're kinda dumb.


    Damn. Einhander, coming from you...anybody else...but, from you...a man of your caliber, the amount of respect you get I...coming from you...I...



    I could care less.

    Aren't you late for a Nintendo fanwank in G&T or something?

    Einhander on
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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    nice burn by Oden

    good reference, good technique, nice delivery

    little slow on the timing, but looks like the judges are gonna let it slip

    Tossrock on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Oden wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    That's a different sort of "Star Wars vs Star Trek" than what is usually talked about by nerds, Pony.

    They usually talk about if they fought, who would win.

    which i also cannot understand

    i can't get theoretical superhero fights either

    "if sentry fought superman who would win"

    that's just

    i just don't even know how i can wrap my head around how stupid that sounds to me

    wait yes i can

    in venture brothers 21 and 24 are have arguments about whether or not the Smurfs are insects or mammals, or who would win (Anne Frank vs. Lizzie Borden)

    that's how inane/stupid those kind of things sound to me

    says the guy who has intricately detailed plans about zombie apocalypse survival procedures

    that's different

    because i don't get mad about it or try to shout people down or something

    it's all good fun

    and that's fine when it's all good fun

    but man listen i don't know if you've ever stood in a comic book shop

    chit-chattin' with the clerk about astonishing x-men

    and over ten feet from you there are two dudes damn near shouting at each other

    because one guy said that daredevil is a more interesting character than batman

    and the other guy took that as like a personal slight and felt the need to correct him

    it's just

    being a nerd? okay.

    being an angry nerd? don't get it.

    Pony on
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    yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    woah my word turned orange in my mouth

    it tastes of vomit

    had to swallow it down shamefully

    leaving an aftertaste that reminds me of semen drying on my tongue

    yourclothes on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    pretty much as soon as a person starts getting all intense and breathing heavy and frowning and scowling at someone over whether or not an imperial star destroyer could beat a galaxy class starship it just...

    i don't know

    i mean even if i don't get the particular conversation at least it's okay when they are having fun but once that stops

    they just look like crazy people to me

    Pony on
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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Oden wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    That's a different sort of "Star Wars vs Star Trek" than what is usually talked about by nerds, Pony.

    They usually talk about if they fought, who would win.

    which i also cannot understand

    i can't get theoretical superhero fights either

    "if sentry fought superman who would win"

    that's just

    i just don't even know how i can wrap my head around how stupid that sounds to me

    wait yes i can

    in venture brothers 21 and 24 are have arguments about whether or not the Smurfs are insects or mammals, or who would win (Anne Frank vs. Lizzie Borden)

    that's how inane/stupid those kind of things sound to me

    says the guy who has intricately detailed plans about zombie apocalypse survival procedures

    that's different

    because i don't get mad about it or try to shout people down or something

    it's all good fun

    and that's fine when it's all good fun

    but man listen i don't know if you've ever stood in a comic book shop

    chit-chattin' with the clerk about astonishing x-men

    and over ten feet from you there are two dudes damn near shouting at each other

    because one guy said that daredevil is a more interesting character than batman

    and the other guy took that as like a personal slight and felt the need to correct him

    it's just

    being a nerd? okay.

    being an angry nerd? don't get it.

    i

    dont

    know

    if

    youve

    ever

    stood

    around

    period

    and

    spoke

    without

    taking

    a

    breath

    between

    each

    word

    Oden on
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited March 2008
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    yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    this is the thread where the idea of postmodernism comes to die

    :twisted:

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    oden did you know i actually sound like bad impressions of william shatner

    i post like i speak

    thanks for being insensitive

    asshole

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited March 2008
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    yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    w-what the fuck happened to my emoticon

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    That's a different sort of "Star Wars vs Star Trek" than what is usually talked about by nerds, Pony.

    They usually talk about if they fought, who would win.

    which i also cannot understand

    i can't get theoretical superhero fights either

    "if sentry fought superman who would win"

    that's just

    i just don't even know how i can wrap my head around how stupid that sounds to me

    Well unlike comic book super-heroes, for whom the laws of physics have no meaning and they can bend them to their will, Star Wars and Star Trek can have hard information inferred from on-screen evidence to calculate ship acceleration, weapon strength, stuff like that. Still extremely geeky, though it requires geeks who have physics degrees. :P

    have you ever been to stardestroyer.net

    it's like

    one of the saddest places on the internet

    everyone there is so angry and intense and their constant internet arguments have made them unable to actually, you know, enjoy both star wars and star trek

    Actually uh, most of them like both of the things just fine.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    this is the thread where the idea of postmodernism comes to die

    you know it's funny

    rarely do i see that word used in a context that is correct and by someone who isn't a douchebag

    i mean it happens

    but it's rare

    Pony on
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    GlorfindelGlorfindel Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    this is the thread where the idea of postmodernism comes to die

    :twisted:
    O_o

    lol

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I like pony's writing style

    I use it sometimes myself

    I don't really bother with punctuation or even capital letters sometimes on this forum

    That's the great thing about it; it's a chat forum. I'll write purely as it sounds in my head

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited March 2008
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    Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I got trapped by some dude going on about the Flash and the speed force.

    I wanted to grab the nearest girl and tell her "Would you fuck him please?", but I was in a hobby shop and there wasn't any around.

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    GlorfindelGlorfindel Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    I like pony's writing style

    I use it sometimes myself

    I don't really bother with punctuation or even capital letters sometimes on this forum

    That's the great thing about it; it's a chat forum. I'll write purely as it sounds in my head

    it becomes a bit of a problem when you have to keep scrolling for just one post though

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    EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Man guys imagine Lando Calrissian/Jean Luc Picard slashfic.

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