Coldolences Veretas. I hope this turns out to be a BIG misunderstanding and you get money in the end anyway and this was all just your mom/the lottery office jerking your chain.
Sorry about the bad news, but look at the bright side.
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Featuring: Veretas on a wild European trip using his gains from the lottery, only to find out that they were illegal monies. Can he escape the wily FBI agents who chase him from country to country?
Obviously we'll have to change some details about the matter, so it's viewable to the larger audience, but I can see it happening. It'll be a cross between The Princess Bride, and Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
This exchange right here reminds me of that animated Clerks episode for some reason.
TOM CRUISE! YOU WANT THE THE TRUTH?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! SHOW ME THE MONEY!
All joking aside, that sucks, Vere.
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Oh no, Veretas, that's terrible. With the mention of 'FBI Investigation', I am guessing this is a big deal on more than your familial level and others have had their dreams dashed too.
And I would still totally hang out with you Veretas. While I don't think anything I say or any amount of ice-cream I get you will make you feel much better, me and the whole of Social Entropy++ will try to cheer you up:
*ehugz*
And:
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edited March 2008
Muse, were you hitting on Odin earlier today?
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Me? I don't think so - I don't think I was on earlier today. If I was, I doubt it.
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It is a joke from the no-jerk thread.
You aren't meant to get it, but hopefully someone does or I will just look silly.
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Because it apparently never existed in the first place, as his mom fell victim to some sort of scam that Veretas doesn't know the specifics of/is not at liberty to divulge because of the FBI investigation.
That sucks man, I hope your mom didn't get totally screwed.
If you lost nothing, then it could be worse. My card got copied from using a cash machine in a corner shop here and someone in Tunisia managed to steal £600 before it was shut down. This happened on friday.
If you did lose money then it sucks fucking ass and all the best.
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It could still be worse. I mean, at least you aren't wearing a jumpsuit right now.
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"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
Salty balls.
Summer Adventure/Comedy
Featuring: Veretas on a wild European trip using his gains from the lottery, only to find out that they were illegal monies. Can he escape the wily FBI agents who chase him from country to country?
Obviously we'll have to change some details about the matter, so it's viewable to the larger audience, but I can see it happening. It'll be a cross between The Princess Bride, and Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
But yeah, sounds like your Mum got hit with a 419 scam. Sorry, Veretas. Hope she can recover her losses.
fuck
"fuack"
This exchange right here reminds me of that animated Clerks episode for some reason.
TOM CRUISE!
YOU WANT THE THE TRUTH?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! SHOW ME THE MONEY!
All joking aside, that sucks, Vere.
And I would still totally hang out with you Veretas. While I don't think anything I say or any amount of ice-cream I get you will make you feel much better, me and the whole of Social Entropy++ will try to cheer you up:
*ehugz*
And:
You aren't meant to get it, but hopefully someone does or I will just look silly.
No one get it! I cant risk looking the fool!
Edit: it's gotted.
;-)
All jokes aside, and for what it's worth coming from a lurker
shit dude
I feel validated.
And I followed the link in Cruci's sig, nomygod. Yes, I think He chuckled when he saw what humanity had come up with next.
... I want to buy one now ...
I'm fairly certain his mom is a she
touche
That sucks man, I hope your mom didn't get totally screwed.
from what we can gather, v's mom got scammed
big time
from what we can gather, v's mom got scared
and said he's moving in with his auntie and uncle in bel-air
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I told my mom this and she started laughing really hard.
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She knows too much.
I kinda feel like I should get this then.
I googled it especially for you.
We should start a revenge rap:
If you did lose money then it sucks fucking ass and all the best.