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So my mom lied to me...SPECIAL NEWS PAGE 13

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    I want answers!

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Man, V, that sucks.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    yeah veretas in all honesty it sounds like your mom did something really dumb and now she's covering for it by lying to you more?

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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    mommy issues

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Coldolences Veretas. I hope this turns out to be a BIG misunderstanding and you get money in the end anyway and this was all just your mom/the lottery office jerking your chain.

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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    That is balls Veretas.

    Salty balls.

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Sorry about the bad news, but look at the bright side.

    Summer Adventure/Comedy
    Featuring: Veretas on a wild European trip using his gains from the lottery, only to find out that they were illegal monies. Can he escape the wily FBI agents who chase him from country to country?

    Obviously we'll have to change some details about the matter, so it's viewable to the larger audience, but I can see it happening. It'll be a cross between The Princess Bride, and Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

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    Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'd watch that movie.

    But yeah, sounds like your Mum got hit with a 419 scam. Sorry, Veretas. Hope she can recover her losses.

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    yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    nothing good can happen

    fuck

    "fuack"

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    GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    I want answers!

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    This exchange right here reminds me of that animated Clerks episode for some reason.

    TOM CRUISE!
    YOU WANT THE THE TRUTH?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! SHOW ME THE MONEY!

    All joking aside, that sucks, Vere. :(

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Oh no, Veretas, that's terrible. With the mention of 'FBI Investigation', I am guessing this is a big deal on more than your familial level and others have had their dreams dashed too.

    And I would still totally hang out with you Veretas. While I don't think anything I say or any amount of ice-cream I get you will make you feel much better, me and the whole of Social Entropy++ will try to cheer you up:

    *ehugz*

    And:

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Muse, were you hitting on Odin earlier today?

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Me? I don't think so - I don't think I was on earlier today. If I was, I doubt it.

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    It is a joke from the no-jerk thread.

    You aren't meant to get it, but hopefully someone does or I will just look silly.

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'm always in on inside jokes ...

    No one get it! I cant risk looking the fool!

    Edit: it's gotted.

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    cruciverbietecruciverbiete Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    lottery

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Haha, clever.

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    cruciverbietecruciverbiete Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Haha, clever.

    ;-)

    All jokes aside, and for what it's worth coming from a lurker

    shit dude

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    it's gotted.

    I feel validated.

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Now no one comes out the fool. Win win situation.

    And I followed the link in Cruci's sig, nomygod. Yes, I think He chuckled when he saw what humanity had come up with next.

    ... I want to buy one now ...

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    so why is he not getting the money?

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    so why is he not getting the money?

    I'm fairly certain his mom is a she

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    so why is he not getting the money?

    I'm fairly certain his mom is a she

    touche

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    Ghandi 2Ghandi 2 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    so why is he not getting the money?
    Because it apparently never existed in the first place, as his mom fell victim to some sort of scam that Veretas doesn't know the specifics of/is not at liberty to divulge because of the FBI investigation.

    That sucks man, I hope your mom didn't get totally screwed.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    so why is he not getting the money?

    from what we can gather, v's mom got scammed

    big time

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2008
    so why is he not getting the money?

    from what we can gather, v's mom got scared

    and said he's moving in with his auntie and uncle in bel-air

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Whippy I love you.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    so why is he not getting the money?

    from what we can gather, v's mom got scared

    and said he's moving in with his auntie and uncle in bel-air

    I told my mom this and she started laughing really hard.

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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I had no idea that people showed their mom stuff off of these forums.

    She knows too much.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Jimothy wrote: »
    It is a joke from the no-jerk thread.

    You aren't meant to get it, but hopefully someone does or I will just look silly.

    I kinda feel like I should get this then.

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Veretas, you got my otter?

    I googled it especially for you.

    We should start a revenge rap:

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Rhymin' and Stealin'

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The tickets we dealin'

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    So does this mean you aren't getting that platinum headset I recommended, Ver?

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    fool'ses be buyin

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2008
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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    hahahahaha

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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    If you lost nothing, then it could be worse. My card got copied from using a cash machine in a corner shop here and someone in Tunisia managed to steal £600 before it was shut down. This happened on friday.

    If you did lose money then it sucks fucking ass and all the best.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    It could still be worse. I mean, at least you aren't wearing a jumpsuit right now.

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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Yes, it makes you look fat.

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