Sometimes I feel lonely, but then sometimes I realize my life is much better without any "sort of want her to be my girlfriend"s in my life.
That's why you need to have quote good friends unquote for the between girlfriend times. I was going to say 'periods' instead of 'times', but that could have changed the meaning ever so slightly.
I think that the internet has been for years on the path to creating what is essentially an electronic Necronomicon: A collection of blasphemous unrealities so perverse that to even glimpse at its contents, if but for a moment, is to irrevocably forfeit a portion of your sanity.
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Sometimes I feel lonely, but then sometimes I realize my life is much better without any "sort of want her to be my girlfriend"s in my life.
That's why you need to have quote good friends unquote for the between girlfriend times. I was going to say 'periods' instead of 'times', but that could have changed the meaning ever so slightly.
The toilet at the guys house I was at the other night had no less than fourteen buttons and it took me almost a minute to find the one that raised the lid. The options for angles and temperatures and pressures for washing your nether regions were staggering
I shudder to think what happens during a power outage.
also good morning
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Yes,... yes, I agree. It's totally unfair that sober you gets into trouble for things that drunk you did.
I think that the internet has been for years on the path to creating what is essentially an electronic Necronomicon: A collection of blasphemous unrealities so perverse that to even glimpse at its contents, if but for a moment, is to irrevocably forfeit a portion of your sanity.
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If you ever need to talk to someone, feel free to message me. Yes, that includes you.
two consecutive warm afternoons have led to a slight melting and refreezing of the fortress, contributing to its overall stability. I await a delivery of more building material from the heavens.
Also this morning I got an email with a phone # from a certain Redheaded lass and my mood is decidedly chipper as a result.
yourself?
ALocksly on
Yes,... yes, I agree. It's totally unfair that sober you gets into trouble for things that drunk you did.
two consecutive warm afternoons have led to a slight melting and refreezing of the fortress, contributing to its overall stability. I await a delivery of more building material from the heavens.
Also this morning I got an email with a phone # from a certain Redheaded lass and my mood is decidedly chipper as a result.
yourself?
I'm very happy to be completely done with college.
If I was a mod, this would be a minimum temp-bannable offense. We have fucking standards here Locksly.
If I were a D&D mod, he'd be gone, permanently.
I thought you only permabanned people for spoiling retarded-ass shows that you wanted to watch?
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You know, I don't quite get bidets. So you have an ass with a fair amount of dookie on it, and you spray it with a jet of water? Doesn't that cause dookie particulate to kinda go flying hither and yon? I mean, wiping at least ensures that the dookie stays where you want it to.
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I submitted an entry to Lego Ideas, and if 10,000 people support me, it'll be turned into an actual Lego set!If you'd like to see and support my submission, follow this link.
You know, I don't quite get bidets. So you have an ass with a fair amount of dookie on it, and you spray it with a jet of water? Doesn't that cause dookie particulate to kinda go flying hither and yon? I mean, wiping at least ensures that the dookie stays where you want it to.
Well, some people enjoy getting a stream of hot water up their ass every now and again so they need some way of justifying it.
You know, I don't quite get bidets. So you have an ass with a fair amount of dookie on it, and you spray it with a jet of water? Doesn't that cause dookie particulate to kinda go flying hither and yon? I mean, wiping at least ensures that the dookie stays where you want it to.
I think you're supposed to wipe first
I'm afraid to use the ones in my office though as I don't underatand all the buttons and even the toilets in the guys bathroom have female options.
ALocksly on
Yes,... yes, I agree. It's totally unfair that sober you gets into trouble for things that drunk you did.
No they're horrible and Axl is the only remaining member. Thanks for bringing it up, asshole, now I'll have to listen to both Use Your Illusions straight through to remove the painful images brought on by your insistent nagging.
Hacksaw: Yes, I hopped a ferry, crossed a border, had the car searched and made it to Everett.
Haphazard and Thanatos: The new GnR lineup (especially the 2002 version) is quite a bit better than the real GnR lineup. Axl can still scream, I mean he did the full power 10+ second scream in IRS (new song) at the Everett show and the crowd was talking about how good he sounded afterwards.
I think that the internet has been for years on the path to creating what is essentially an electronic Necronomicon: A collection of blasphemous unrealities so perverse that to even glimpse at its contents, if but for a moment, is to irrevocably forfeit a portion of your sanity.
Xbox - PearlBlueS0ul, Steam
If you ever need to talk to someone, feel free to message me. Yes, that includes you.
You know, I don't quite get bidets. So you have an ass with a fair amount of dookie on it, and you spray it with a jet of water? Doesn't that cause dookie particulate to kinda go flying hither and yon? I mean, wiping at least ensures that the dookie stays where you want it to.
Well, it all goes down into the basin. That's why it's a tap-like thing, I imagine, so that you don't just angle a fountain of water at your ass and let rip.
You know, I don't quite get bidets. So you have an ass with a fair amount of dookie on it, and you spray it with a jet of water? Doesn't that cause dookie particulate to kinda go flying hither and yon? I mean, wiping at least ensures that the dookie stays where you want it to.
I think you're supposed to wipe first
I'm afraid to use the ones in my office though as I don't underatand all the buttons and even the toilets in the guys bathroom have female options.
So, a guy is working at his job in an office and he has to take a dump. However, the men's bathroom is out of order, so he asks his supervisor if it's okay if he uses the women's bathroom. "Yeah, go ahead," his supervisor says, "just don't push any of the buttons." Well, the guy thinks "that's kind of weird," but goes ahead and uses the bathroom. As he's finishing up, he goes to wipe, and notices these four buttons. "What the hell could those be for?" Figuring "what the hell, how bad could it be?" he presses the first button, and cold water shoots into his butt. "Well, that's not so bad," he thinks, so he presses the second button, and warm water shoots into his butt. "Hey, that's pretty good," so he presses the third button, and hot water shoots into his butt. "This place is great!" And he hits the fourth button.
He wakes up in the hospital, doped up, with his supervisor standing over him. He asks "what was the fourth button?" His supervisor replies "automatic tampon remover."
Hacksaw: Yes, I hopped a ferry, crossed a border, had the car searched and made it to Everett.
Haphazard and Thanatos: The new GnR lineup (especially the 2002 version) is quite a bit better than the real GnR lineup. Axl can still scream, I mean he did the full power 10+ second scream in IRS (new song) at the Everett show and the crowd was talking about how good he sounded afterwards.
Black'd for "no way in hell that could possibly be true."
You know, I don't quite get bidets. So you have an ass with a fair amount of dookie on it, and you spray it with a jet of water? Doesn't that cause dookie particulate to kinda go flying hither and yon? I mean, wiping at least ensures that the dookie stays where you want it to.
I think you're supposed to wipe first
I'm afraid to use the ones in my office though as I don't underatand all the buttons and even the toilets in the guys bathroom have female options.
So, a guy is working at his job in an office and he has to take a dump. However, the men's bathroom is out of order, so he asks his supervisor if it's okay if he uses the women's bathroom. "Yeah, go ahead," his supervisor says, "just don't push any of the buttons." Well, the guy thinks "that's kind of weird," but goes ahead and uses the bathroom. As he's finishing up, he goes to wipe, and notices these four buttons. "What the hell could those be for?" Figuring "what the hell, how bad could it be?" he presses the first button, and cold water shoots into his butt. "Well, that's not so bad," he thinks, so he presses the second button, and warm water shoots into his butt. "Hey, that's pretty good," so he presses the third button, and hot water shoots into his butt. "This place is great!" And he hits the fourth button.
He wakes up in the hospital, doped up, with his supervisor standing over him. He asks "what was the fourth button?" His supervisor replies "automatic tampon remover."
my point exactly
ALocksly on
Yes,... yes, I agree. It's totally unfair that sober you gets into trouble for things that drunk you did.
Posts
Just to be safe.
That's why you need to have quote good friends unquote for the between girlfriend times. I was going to say 'periods' instead of 'times', but that could have changed the meaning ever so slightly.
If you ever need to talk to someone, feel free to message me. Yes, that includes you.
I shudder to think what happens during a power outage.
also good morning
Don't mock my liver. It's been in training ever since football season started. The GnR show on Sunday was game time and my liver held up strong.
Also, what do you have against good friends?
If you ever need to talk to someone, feel free to message me. Yes, that includes you.
two consecutive warm afternoons have led to a slight melting and refreezing of the fortress, contributing to its overall stability. I await a delivery of more building material from the heavens.
Also this morning I got an email with a phone # from a certain Redheaded lass and my mood is decidedly chipper as a result.
yourself?
And nice work with the lady. :winky:
...
Maybe this is old news to you all.
Sorry.
GnR?
If I was a mod, this would be a minimum temp-bannable offense. We have fucking standards here Locksly.
Guns 'n' Roses.
I mean... Axel wasn´t looking too healthy some 10 years ago...
I thought you only permabanned people for spoiling retarded-ass shows that you wanted to watch?
Which reminds me, I meant to acquire VR's latest album.
Wow.
Are GnR good for something nowadays?
Hell, according to the cover of Appettite for Destruction, they were dead at the time of it's release!
Well, some people enjoy getting a stream of hot water up their ass every now and again so they need some way of justifying it.
I think you're supposed to wipe first
I'm afraid to use the ones in my office though as I don't underatand all the buttons and even the toilets in the guys bathroom have female options.
Haphazard and Thanatos: The new GnR lineup (especially the 2002 version) is quite a bit better than the real GnR lineup. Axl can still scream, I mean he did the full power 10+ second scream in IRS (new song) at the Everett show and the crowd was talking about how good he sounded afterwards.
If you ever need to talk to someone, feel free to message me. Yes, that includes you.
So what's next for you, then?
Cel, an_alt... who of you two is right about GnR?
Round 1 begins in 10 seconds.
He wakes up in the hospital, doped up, with his supervisor standing over him. He asks "what was the fourth button?" His supervisor replies "automatic tampon remover."
my point exactly