I'm very happy to be completely done with college.
So what's next for you, then?
For the time being, nothing really. There's a possibility my family will be moving next year, so I don't really want to make any major life decisions right now. I've got a job working from home, so that part is covered. For the rest, I'll just have to wait and see.
I'm very happy to be completely done with college.
So what's next for you, then?
For the time being, nothing really. There's a possibility my family will be moving next year, so I don't really want to make any major life decisions right now. I've got a job working from home, so that part is covered. For the rest, I'll just have to wait and see.
come and teach English in Japan for a year
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Yes,... yes, I agree. It's totally unfair that sober you gets into trouble for things that drunk you did.
Acquire a copy of 'IRS', 'The Blues', 'Madagascar', and 'Better'. I'll let you come to your own conclusion. Just because Axl is a nutcase spending 10 years and at least that many million trying to make the best album evar doesn't mean the new songs aren't awesome.
Than: I'd opt for Velvet Revolver bootlegs instead of albums. They're great in concert, but the studio versions of the same songs are rather disappointing.
I think that the internet has been for years on the path to creating what is essentially an electronic Necronomicon: A collection of blasphemous unrealities so perverse that to even glimpse at its contents, if but for a moment, is to irrevocably forfeit a portion of your sanity.
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Hacksaw: Yes, I hopped a ferry, crossed a border, had the car searched and made it to Everett.
Haphazard and Thanatos: The new GnR lineup (especially the 2002 version) is quite a bit better than the real GnR lineup. Axl can still scream, I mean he did the full power 10+ second scream in IRS (new song) at the Everett show and the crowd was talking about how good he sounded afterwards.
Black'd for "no way in hell that could possibly be true."
You know, I don't quite get bidets. So you have an ass with a fair amount of dookie on it, and you spray it with a jet of water? Doesn't that cause dookie particulate to kinda go flying hither and yon? I mean, wiping at least ensures that the dookie stays where you want it to.
I think you're supposed to wipe first
I'm afraid to use the ones in my office though as I don't underatand all the buttons and even the toilets in the guys bathroom have female options.
So, a guy is working at his job in an office and he has to take a dump. However, the men's bathroom is out of order, so he asks his supervisor if it's okay if he uses the women's bathroom. "Yeah, go ahead," his supervisor says, "just don't push any of the buttons." Well, the guy thinks "that's kind of weird," but goes ahead and uses the bathroom. As he's finishing up, he goes to wipe, and notices these four buttons. "What the hell could those be for?" Figuring "what the hell, how bad could it be?" he presses the first button, and cold water shoots into his butt. "Well, that's not so bad," he thinks, so he presses the second button, and warm water shoots into his butt. "Hey, that's pretty good," so he presses the third button, and hot water shoots into his butt. "This place is great!" And he hits the fourth button.
He wakes up in the hospital, doped up, with his supervisor standing over him. He asks "what was the fourth button?" His supervisor replies "automatic tampon remover."
You know, I don't quite get bidets. So you have an ass with a fair amount of dookie on it, and you spray it with a jet of water? Doesn't that cause dookie particulate to kinda go flying hither and yon? I mean, wiping at least ensures that the dookie stays where you want it to.
I think you're supposed to wipe first
I'm afraid to use the ones in my office though as I don't underatand all the buttons and even the toilets in the guys bathroom have female options.
So, a guy is working at his job in an office and he has to take a dump. However, the men's bathroom is out of order, so he asks his supervisor if it's okay if he uses the women's bathroom. "Yeah, go ahead," his supervisor says, "just don't push any of the buttons." Well, the guy thinks "that's kind of weird," but goes ahead and uses the bathroom. As he's finishing up, he goes to wipe, and notices these four buttons. "What the hell could those be for?" Figuring "what the hell, how bad could it be?" he presses the first button, and cold water shoots into his butt. "Well, that's not so bad," he thinks, so he presses the second button, and warm water shoots into his butt. "Hey, that's pretty good," so he presses the third button, and hot water shoots into his butt. "This place is great!" And he hits the fourth button.
He wakes up in the hospital, doped up, with his supervisor standing over him. He asks "what was the fourth button?" His supervisor replies "automatic tampon remover."
this joke makes no sense
t Locks: I am not a very good teacher.
Imagine a machine that removes tampons.
Now, imagine using said machine on a guy.
And RBB, I never claimed it was good; Locksly's statement just reminded me of it.
Dude, he's "an_alt" aka "I made this account just to troll" and you're going to seriously ask that question?
Hey, I made this account to ask ElJeffe to help me figure out why my actual account disappeared during some forum trouble. Since I couldn't keep my old join date, there was no point redoing the old account.
Than: line them up on a 1-1 basis. Slash is cool and a really good guitarist, but Buckethead/Bumblefoot are technically superior. Keep going all the way down the line.
I think that the internet has been for years on the path to creating what is essentially an electronic Necronomicon: A collection of blasphemous unrealities so perverse that to even glimpse at its contents, if but for a moment, is to irrevocably forfeit a portion of your sanity.
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I hear they have toilets you have to stand in, in Japan. Is this true, Locks.
y/n
Also, my pony statement last page was no joke.
Well, they have toilets you can stand over. You have to in fact. There are two stalls in the ground floor bathroom of my office. One contains a many-buttoned technological marvel of modern waste elimination, the other has a white porcelin hole in the floor. With a roll of toilet paper next to it.
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Yes,... yes, I agree. It's totally unfair that sober you gets into trouble for things that drunk you did.
No, see, I get the joke, but it doesn't make any sense beyond the surface. I mean, an automatic tampon-remover? I can't imagine them getting any volunteers to test the things before public release. "Whoops, looks like that's not the tampon. Shall we try again? No? Ok, we'll pay for the medical bills, I guess."
I hear they have toilets you have to stand in, in Japan. Is this true, Locks.
y/n
Also, my pony statement last page was no joke.
Well, they have toilets you can stand over. You have to in fact. There are two stalls in the ground floor bathroom of my office. One contains a many-buttoned technological marvel of modern waste elimination, the other has a white porcelin hole in the floor. With a roll of toilet paper next to it.
No, see, I get the joke, but it doesn't make any sense beyond the surface. I mean, an automatic tampon-remover? I can't imagine them getting any volunteers to test the things before public release. "Whoops, looks like that's not the tampon. Shall we try again? No? Ok, we'll pay for the medical bills, I guess."
Dude, he's "an_alt" aka "I made this account just to troll" and you're going to seriously ask that question?
Hey, I made this account to ask ElJeffe to help me figure out why my actual account disappeared during some forum trouble. Since I couldn't keep my old join date, there was no point redoing the old account.
Than: line them up on a 1-1 basis. Slash is cool and a really good guitarist, but Buckethead/Bumblefoot are technically superior. Keep going all the way down the line.
I do hereby revoke your status as soul-possessing, cognitively-driven, love-feeling human being. You, sir, are now officially subhuman.
No, see, I get the joke, but it doesn't make any sense beyond the surface. I mean, an automatic tampon-remover? I can't imagine them getting any volunteers to test the things before public release. "Whoops, looks like that's not the tampon. Shall we try again? No? Ok, we'll pay for the medical bills, I guess."
It's a joke. As in fiction.
Just set yourself on fire.
Basically, I'm being an asshole about it because I didn't like the joke, and because I wondered how it felt. Having tried it, I don't expect I'll be doing it again in the near future.
I do hereby revoke your status as soul-possessing, cognitively-driven, love-feeling human being. You, sir, are now officially subhuman.
I'm not arguing song writing (very little data on the new guys), but just technical ability. You're telling me that Slash can do this? http://youtube.com/watch?v=j5ScVSFwIyQ
I'll give you that he is insane, but seriously that's nowhere near the best solo of his I've heard.
I think that the internet has been for years on the path to creating what is essentially an electronic Necronomicon: A collection of blasphemous unrealities so perverse that to even glimpse at its contents, if but for a moment, is to irrevocably forfeit a portion of your sanity.
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No, see, I get the joke, but it doesn't make any sense beyond the surface. I mean, an automatic tampon-remover? I can't imagine them getting any volunteers to test the things before public release. "Whoops, looks like that's not the tampon. Shall we try again? No? Ok, we'll pay for the medical bills, I guess."
It's a joke. As in fiction.
Just set yourself on fire.
Basically, I'm being an asshole about it because I didn't like the joke, and because I wondered how it felt. Having tried it, I don't expect I'll be doing it again in the near future.
setting yourself on fire or trying to automatically remove a non-existant tampon?
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Yes,... yes, I agree. It's totally unfair that sober you gets into trouble for things that drunk you did.
No, see, I get the joke, but it doesn't make any sense beyond the surface. I mean, an automatic tampon-remover? I can't imagine them getting any volunteers to test the things before public release. "Whoops, looks like that's not the tampon. Shall we try again? No? Ok, we'll pay for the medical bills, I guess."
It's a joke. As in fiction.
Just set yourself on fire.
Basically, I'm being an asshole about it because I didn't like the joke, and because I wondered how it felt. Having tried it, I don't expect I'll be doing it again in the near future.
setting yourself on fire or trying to automatically remove a non-existant tampon?
Neither option is particularly good, so I decline answering.
I do hereby revoke your status as soul-possessing, cognitively-driven, love-feeling human being. You, sir, are now officially subhuman.
I'm not arguing song writing (very little data on the new guys), but just technical ability. You're telling me that Slash can do this? http://youtube.com/watch?v=j5ScVSFwIyQ
I'll give you that he is insane, but seriously that's nowhere near the best solo of his I've heard.
Slash is one of the most technically gifted guitar players to ever touch the instrument, end of discussion. I don't care what that guy does, he's no fucking Slash.
The riffs on Appetite are some of my favourites in all of rock, but man... just listen: http://youtube.com/watch?v=kPAxKf1LRzk. This is actually a much better representation. Plus, he plays fuckin' Star Wars!
I think that the internet has been for years on the path to creating what is essentially an electronic Necronomicon: A collection of blasphemous unrealities so perverse that to even glimpse at its contents, if but for a moment, is to irrevocably forfeit a portion of your sanity.
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Sometimes I think I'm like a chocoholic, only for booze.
I used this Onion quote the other week, dude.
Pointing out a lack of originality in others could be construed as mean, Dyna.
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so apparently, if you snip the tip you're not as likely to get aids.
You could also, you know...wear a condom. I mean, I know it's not quite as much fun, but I really don't see penis surgery being a barrel of laughs itself.
Ecoterrorism is actually the single largest terrorist threat at the moment. They don't usually kill people, but they blow up or set on fire very expensive things.
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so apparently, if you snip the tip you're not as likely to get aids.
You could also, you know...wear a condom. I mean, I know it's not quite as much fun, but I really don't see penis surgery being a barrel of laughs itself.
Well, yea. They're not saying circumcision would fix everything. When I said "less likely to get aids", I wasn't saying "ironclad defense against hiv". It's pretty smart to wear a condom either way.
What they say in the article is that some major charities are thinking about offering circumcisions to people in Africa, because shit, they need all the help they can get over there.
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Ok, I didn´t really think about it.
I withdraw my question.
come and teach English in Japan for a year
Acquire a copy of 'IRS', 'The Blues', 'Madagascar', and 'Better'. I'll let you come to your own conclusion. Just because Axl is a nutcase spending 10 years and at least that many million trying to make the best album evar doesn't mean the new songs aren't awesome.
Than: I'd opt for Velvet Revolver bootlegs instead of albums. They're great in concert, but the studio versions of the same songs are rather disappointing.
If you ever need to talk to someone, feel free to message me. Yes, that includes you.
t Locks: I am not a very good teacher.
Now, imagine using said machine on a guy.
And RBB, I never claimed it was good; Locksly's statement just reminded me of it.
Hey, I made this account to ask ElJeffe to help me figure out why my actual account disappeared during some forum trouble. Since I couldn't keep my old join date, there was no point redoing the old account.
Than: line them up on a 1-1 basis. Slash is cool and a really good guitarist, but Buckethead/Bumblefoot are technically superior. Keep going all the way down the line.
If you ever need to talk to someone, feel free to message me. Yes, that includes you.
y/n
Also, my pony statement last page was no joke.
Well, they have toilets you can stand over. You have to in fact. There are two stalls in the ground floor bathroom of my office. One contains a many-buttoned technological marvel of modern waste elimination, the other has a white porcelin hole in the floor. With a roll of toilet paper next to it.
Just set yourself on fire.
A bit strange for western eyes.
I'm not arguing song writing (very little data on the new guys), but just technical ability. You're telling me that Slash can do this? http://youtube.com/watch?v=j5ScVSFwIyQ
I'll give you that he is insane, but seriously that's nowhere near the best solo of his I've heard.
If you ever need to talk to someone, feel free to message me. Yes, that includes you.
setting yourself on fire or trying to automatically remove a non-existant tampon?
Cya in a few hours.
The riffs on Appetite are some of my favourites in all of rock, but man... just listen: http://youtube.com/watch?v=kPAxKf1LRzk. This is actually a much better representation. Plus, he plays fuckin' Star Wars!
If you ever need to talk to someone, feel free to message me. Yes, that includes you.
Pointing out a lack of originality in others could be construed as mean, Dyna.
I wish I could listen at work.
By the time I get home most of you fine folks have already crashed for the night.
This is going to be a fun couple of weeks, isn't it?
You're welcome! Hey, there's something on your nose ... is it ... brown?
Were they?
Well, yea. They're not saying circumcision would fix everything. When I said "less likely to get aids", I wasn't saying "ironclad defense against hiv". It's pretty smart to wear a condom either way.
What they say in the article is that some major charities are thinking about offering circumcisions to people in Africa, because shit, they need all the help they can get over there.