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Men's skincare products are retardedly expensive

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    bentbent Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    paco-rabanne-paco-xs-black-after-shave-100ml.jpg this is what you need

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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Look it was in the case with the other men's colognes and it smells good. I don't know what other criteria I'm supposed to judge it by.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    sami is still claiming to be straight too.

    HILARIOUS, I say!

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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Turns out it actually is women's perfume and the uber-fairy that was working at Saks lied to me. When I saw the box I gave him a :| face and asked

    "Are you sure that it's a cologne for men?"
    "Jus' becuz somethin' is pink don' mean ees no for men ;)" (yes, he actually sounded like a cuban pool boy)

    I should have walked away then. Dammit.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Sami wrote: »
    Turns out it actually is women's perfume and the uber-fairy that was working at Saks lied to me. When I saw the box I gave him a :| face and asked

    "Are you sure that it's a cologne for men?"
    "Jus' becuz somethin' is pink don' mean ees no for men ;)" (yes, he actually sounded like a cuban pool boy)

    I should have walked away then. Dammit.



    THIS IS FANTASTIC.

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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Add that to the list of unfortunate things that happen to Sami.

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    It still smells good, doesn't it?

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I just saw that on the box it says PARFUM which I can only assume that it's French for perfume or something.

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    FrogFrog Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    At this I must assume that Sami's gay side is just trying to come to the surface and join the ranks of the gloriously good looking/smelling.

    It does not matter if it is for men or women so long as the chemicals of the spray react well with your own bodies chemicals. Just one reason why expensive perfumes do not always smell good on some people, while others can just by the cheap stuff and have it smell oh so sexy (I am looking at you Axe Body Spray - Touch).

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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    dude, my MOM wears that perfume

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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I know I'm not gay but man I am a total faggot.

    -edit- Dammit Beast shut up.

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    FrogFrog Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    BEAST! wrote: »
    dude, my MOM wears that perfume

    $10 says you bought it for her! :P

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    So what's a good shampoo?

    I'm also thinking about grabbing this
    http://www.amazon.com/Dove-Gentle-Exfoliating-24-Ounce-Bottles/dp/B000FKJKCO/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&s=grocery&qid=1205205490&sr=8-5

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Garnier!

    Garnier Fructis!

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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Frog wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    dude, my MOM wears that perfume

    $10 says you bought it for her! :P
    of course..she wanted it for christmas and that gave me a chance to talk to the hot chicks working in the perfume department

    and get rejected

    but still finish buying it for her, fighting through the pain of rejection!

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The Plain Girl From The Low-Quality American Remake Of The Office wrote: »
    So what's a good shampoo?

    I'm also thinking about grabbing this
    http://www.amazon.com/Dove-Gentle-Exfoliating-24-Ounce-Bottles/dp/B000FKJKCO/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&s=grocery&qid=1205205490&sr=8-5

    American Crew, I like their daily range.

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Motherfuckers, my cologne looks like a cigarette lighter! No faggy pink bottle:

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    so I got some apricot scrub today.

    what is a reasonable usage?

    2 times a week?

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    yes

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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Shankill Butcher wrote: »
    so I got some apricot scrub today.

    what is a reasonable usage?

    2 times a week?
    yes, the rest of the week use semen

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    But not your own

    That's gay

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2008
    clean your butt with the apricot scrub

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    clean your butt with the apricot scrub

    Not all are butts can be as smooth as yours Keith

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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    BusterK wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    clean your butt with the apricot scrub

    Not all are butts can be as smooth as yours Keith
    mine is smoother!!!!!

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'm very randomly growing little hairs on the lower half of my face, it might be the immense semen build up or maybe puberty is finally catching up to me

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    Turns out it actually is women's perfume and the uber-fairy that was working at Saks lied to me. When I saw the box I gave him a :| face and asked

    "Are you sure that it's a cologne for men?"
    "Jus' becuz somethin' is pink don' mean ees no for men ;)" (yes, he actually sounded like a cuban pool boy)

    I should have walked away then. Dammit.



    THIS IS FANTASTIC.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2008
    i stopped using the cleanser and scrub and moisturizer since like...friday? and just used regular soap because my skin was really weird last week

    i've got a few small pimples but my skin's back to being normal (for me) so i'll start using it again

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    So I tried that St. Ives Apricot Scrub and it was very nice.

    Also I picked up

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    but just the shampoo and it's in a different bottle. The lady use it on me when I got my haircut and it felt and smelled really really good.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I hear that there are men that like to smell like ladies hanging around in here.

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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I hear that there are men that like to smell like ladies hanging around in here.
    Sami smells like my mom!

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    i stopped using the cleanser and scrub and moisturizer since like...friday? and just used regular soap because my skin was really weird last week

    i've got a few small pimples but my skin's back to being normal (for me) so i'll start using it again

    The cleanser wasn't doing much for me in terms of my acne, so I switched to the face wash (the one that comes in a pump bottle) and it's been much better

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    Turns out it actually is women's perfume and the uber-fairy that was working at Saks lied to me. When I saw the box I gave him a :| face and asked

    "Are you sure that it's a cologne for men?"
    "Jus' becuz somethin' is pink don' mean ees no for men ;)" (yes, he actually sounded like a cuban pool boy)

    I should have walked away then. Dammit.



    THIS IS FANTASTIC.

    Seriously, this should be on every page.

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    That apricot stuff worked nicely for a while.

    Now I gotta SWITCH IT UP because it seems to not be doing anything.

    On another note: Dont use anything brought in from TJ: MY FACE BURNS.

    Seriously, it feels like a 1st degree burn. Not much, but like sunburn without the sun.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    so I used the apricot thing this morning. I know not to expect significant skin changes on the first day, but how roughly should I be rubbing it in? My skin didn't feel at all raw or different after rubbing what seems to amount to delicious-smelling sand in my face - should I rub more harder?

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    No, you shouldn't be rubbing hard at all, especially if you still have teenager skin

    Massage gently in a circular motion

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    alright good deal, thanks

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Like Redeemer said, it shouldn't feel raw.

    I dont know if I should see the doctor. It burns to put on lotion.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2008
    Muse Among Men wrote: »
    Like Redeemer said, it shouldn't feel raw.

    I dont know if I should see the doctor. It burns to put on lotion.

    Well you better do it anyway

    don't make me get the hose

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    If it doesn't get better by Sunday I will most definitely go. Thankfully it burns a little less each day.

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    is the lotion perhaps filled with flesh-eating ants?

    because that could be your problem you see.

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